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** Hiei suddenly appearing at the beginning of the third part. He begins mocking Yusuke and Kuwabara for screwing things up and gets defensive when Kurama asks how he got there.

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** Hiei suddenly appearing at the beginning of the third part. He begins mocking Yusuke and Kuwabara for screwing things up and gets defensive when Kurama asks how he got there. It's then revealed he also got his ass kicked by the movie villains and chucked into the river.
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* "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! WAIT, I mean!"

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* "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's Music/RickyMartin's sparkling abs! WAIT, I mean!"
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-->'''Yusuke''': Yes, and I'm sure your [[ADateWithRosiePalms nightly ritual]] is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?

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-->'''Yusuke''': Yes, and I'm sure your [[ADateWithRosiePalms nightly ritual]] ritual is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?
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* Yusuke wakes up as a disembodied spirit, and [[InteractiveNarrator notices]] {{the Narrator}}:

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* Yusuke wakes up as a disembodied spirit, and [[InteractiveNarrator notices]] {{the Narrator}}:notices the Narrator]]:
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** "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like Chris Crocker!"

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** "LEAVE HINAGESHI ALOOOONE!" "Mummy Cyclops no like Chris [Cara] Crocker!"
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* The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive EarWorm.

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* The Fan Art Special song. Both funny and a massive EarWorm.ear worm.
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-->'''Genkai''':Tell me who was the last demon that you beat when you didn't have a shit ton of luck on your side.

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-->'''Genkai''':Tell -->'''Genkai''': Tell me who was the last demon that you beat when you didn't have a shit ton shitton of luck on your side.



-->'''Genkai''': The squirrels of the forsest will be forever greatful for the death of their only known predator.

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-->'''Genkai''': The squirrels of the forsest forest will be forever greatful grateful for the death of their only known predator.
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''Yusuke:''' What d'you mean?\\

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''Yusuke:''' '''Yusuke:''' What d'you mean?\\

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-->'''Narrator:''' And so we meet our hero, Yusuke Urameshi, but oddly enough he is dead and--

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-->'''Narrator:''' And so we meet our hero, Yusuke Urameshi, but oddly enough he is dead and--and--\\



'''Yusuke:''' I HAD A TWIN BROTHER!

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'''Yusuke:''' I HAD A TWIN BROTHER!BROTHER!\\
'''Narrator:''' What? No, you idiot! You're dead!\\
'''Yusuke:''' Huh? Well, that's much worse.



'''Kuwabara''': Kuzuma Kuwabara, toughest kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.\\
'''Yusuke''': Yusuke Urameshi, toughest ''straight'' kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.\\
'''Kuwabara''': F-ck you, Urameshi.\\
'''Yusuke''': You'd like that, wouldn't you?\\
'''Genkai''': Both of you, shut the hell up! Now let's begin!

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'''Kuwabara''': -->'''Kuwabara:''' Kuzuma Kuwabara, toughest kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.\\
'''Yusuke''': '''Yusuke:''' Yusuke Urameshi, toughest ''straight'' kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.\\
'''Kuwabara''': F-ck '''Kuwabara:''' F*ck you, Urameshi.\\
'''Yusuke''': '''Yusuke:''' You'd like that, wouldn't you?\\
'''Genkai''': '''Genkai:''' Both of you, shut the hell up! Now let's begin!



--->'''Kurama''': ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? Who's under there?\\
'''Hinageshi''': Peep!\\
'''Kurama''': ''(slams the rock back down on top of her)'' Nevermind...

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--->'''Kurama''': --->'''Kurama:''' ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? Who's under there?\\
'''Hinageshi''': '''Hinageshi:''' Peep!\\
'''Kurama''': '''Kurama:''' ''(slams the rock back down on top of her)'' Nevermind...



-->'''Kuwabara''': Ooh, say [[MemeticMutation "I can has cheezburger!"]]
-->'''Byakko''': ...I...can...has cheezburger?

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-->'''Kuwabara''': -->'''Kuwabara:''' Ooh, say [[MemeticMutation "I can has cheezburger!"]]
-->'''Byakko''': ...
cheezburger!"]]\\
'''Byakko:''' ...
I...can...has cheezburger?



-->'''Yusuke''': ''(after Kuwabara takes off his shirt)'' What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Shut up, Urameshi. This is [[MemeticMutation srs bznss.]] Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can [[GroinAttack neuter the crap]] out of you!

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-->'''Yusuke''': -->'''Yusuke:''' ''(after Kuwabara takes off his shirt)'' What's up, Kuwabara? You planning to blind him with your pasty white ass?
-->'''Kuwabara''':
ass?\\
'''Kuwabara:'''
Shut up, Urameshi. This is [[MemeticMutation srs bznss.]] Alright, Puss in Boots! Get over here so I can [[GroinAttack neuter the crap]] out of you!



-->'''Kurama''': Kuwabara?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Yeah?
-->'''Kurama''': If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability?
-->[{{beat}}]
-->'''Hiei''': I love you
-->'''Kurama''': What was that Hiei?
-->'''Hiei''': I said lets go inside! \\
\\
'''Kuwabara''': Do you think the little guy can handle this?
-->'''Kurama''': Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance.
-->'''Yusuke''': What d'you mean?
-->'''Kurama''': Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed.
-->'''Kuwabara''': So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy?
-->'''Yusuke''': You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Go To Hell!

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-->'''Kurama''': Kuwabara?
-->'''Kuwabara''': Yeah?
-->'''Kurama''':
-->'''Kurama:''' Kuwabara?\\
'''Kuwabara:''' Yeah?\\
'''Kurama:'''
If you say or do anything to annoy me in the next 24 hours, I swear to Koenma I will cut you in half with a fucking rose! Or do I need to remind you I have that capability?
-->[{{beat}}]
-->'''Hiei''':
capability?\\
''({{beat}})''\\
'''Hiei:'''
I love you
-->'''Kurama''': What was that Hiei?
-->'''Hiei''': I said lets go inside! \\
you.\\
'''Kuwabara''': '''Kurama:''' What was that Hiei?\\
'''Hiei:''' I said, let's go inside!\\\
'''Kuwabara:'''
Do you think the little guy can handle this?
-->'''Kurama''':
this?\\
'''Kurama:'''
Seryuu doesn't even stand a chance.
-->'''Yusuke''':
chance.\\
''Yusuke:'''
What d'you mean?
-->'''Kurama''':
mean?\\
'''Kurama:'''
Don't you see? Hiei's taken off his shirt. It's anime law: Once a male shonen hero removes his shirt, his attributes all increase exponentially. Seryuu is doomed.
-->'''Kuwabara''':
doomed.\\
'''Kuwabara:'''
So why didn't you take off your shirt during your fight with the rock guy?
-->'''Yusuke''':
guy?\\
'''Yusuke:'''
You WOULD ask that, wouldn't you?
-->'''Kuwabara''':
you?\\
'''Kuwabara:'''
Go To to Hell!



--> '''Kurama:''' Great, now I have retard in surround sound.

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--> '''Kurama:''' -->'''Kurama:''' Great, now I have retard in surround sound.

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* Yusuke wakes up as a disembodied spirit, and [[InteractiveNarrator notices]] {{the Narrator}}:
-->'''Narrator:''' And so we meet our hero, Yusuke Urameshi, but oddly enough he is dead and--
'''Yusuke:''' ''(interrupts)'' Where is that voice coming from? And why am I flying? Man, it's the last time I accept Kool-Aid from my art teacher...\\
'''Narrator:''' Would you shut up?! I'm trying to narrate.\\
'''Yusuke:''' No, ''you'' shut up! I'm on the worst acid trip of my life, and your ''stupid'' talking isn't helping!\\
'''Narrator:''' Oh, yeah? If you really wanna freak out then look at ''that''.\\
''(camera pans down to reveal Yusuke's corpse)''\\
'''Yusuke:''' Yes? So what? It's just a corpse that happens to look exactly like-- OH, MY GOD!\\
'''Narrator:''' Yes, I know. It must be quite a shock to find out that--\\
'''Yusuke:''' I HAD A TWIN BROTHER!



--> '''Kuwabara''': Kuzuma Kuwabara, toughest kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
--> '''Yusuke''': Yusuke Urameshi, toughest ''straight'' kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
--> '''Kuwabara''': F-ck you, Urameshi.
--> '''Yusuke''': You'd like that, wouldn't you?
--> '''Genkai''': Both of you, shut the hell up! Now let's begin!

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--> '''Kuwabara''': Kuzuma Kuwabara, toughest kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
-->
High.\\
'''Yusuke''': Yusuke Urameshi, toughest ''straight'' kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
-->
High.\\
'''Kuwabara''': F-ck you, Urameshi.
-->
Urameshi.\\
'''Yusuke''': You'd like that, wouldn't you?
-->
you?\\
'''Genkai''': Both of you, shut the hell up! Now let's begin!



-->'''Kuwabara''': You just got Kuwabara-owned!
-->'''Yusuke''': ''(off-screen)'' ...boooooooooo.
-->'''Kuwabara''': Shut up, Urameshi.

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-->'''Kuwabara''': You just got Kuwabara-owned!
-->'''Yusuke''':
Kuwabara-owned!\\
'''Yusuke''':
''(off-screen)'' ...boooooooooo.
-->'''Kuwabara''':
boooooooooo.\\
'''Kuwabara''':
Shut up, Urameshi.



-->'''Kurama''': ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? Who's under there?
-->'''Hinageshi''': Peep!
-->'''Kurama''': ''(slams the rock back down on top of her)'' Nevermind...

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-->'''Kurama''': --->'''Kurama''': ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? Who's under there?
-->'''Hinageshi''': Peep!
-->'''Kurama''':
there?\\
'''Hinageshi''': Peep!\\
'''Kurama''':
''(slams the rock back down on top of her)'' Nevermind...
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-->'''Yusuke''': I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of [[WizardsofWaverlyPlace Waverly Place]], you still aren't scary.

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-->'''Yusuke''': I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of [[WizardsofWaverlyPlace [[Series/WizardsofWaverlyPlace Waverly Place]], you still aren't scary.
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--> "Attention everyone! This is the neighborhood watch committee reminding everyone that necrophilia is still illegal. Thank you and have a pleasant day."

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--> "Attention everyone! This is the neighborhood watch committee reminding everyone that necrophilia is still illegal. Thank you and have a pleasant day.""
* Episode 20
** Genkai's training flashback is hilarious
-->'''Genkai''':Tell me who was the last demon that you beat when you didn't have a shit ton of luck on your side.
-->'''Yusuke''': ...Baldok
-->'''Genkai''': Oh Baldok! Watch out everyone we've got a demon killer here! Stand back he knows what he's doing!
-->'''Yusuke''': I get it.
-->''' Genkai''': Lord knows Baldock was truly a great scourge on this earth!
-->''' Yusuke''': I get it.
-->'''Genkai''': The squirrels of the forsest will be forever greatful for the death of their only known predator.
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*** Genkai mentioning that she found Keiko in her forest trying to bury Botan alive.
** Hiei suddenly appearing at the beginning of the third part. He begins mocking Yusuke and Kuwabara for screwing things up and gets defensive when Kurama asks how he got there.
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* ''Introductions at Genkai's Tournament''
--> '''Kuwabara''': Kuzuma Kuwabara, toughest kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
--> '''Yusuke''': Yusuke Urameshi, toughest ''straight'' kid at Sarayashiki Junior High.
--> '''Kuwabara''': F-ck you, Urameshi.
--> '''Yusuke''': You'd like that, wouldn't you?
--> '''Genkai''': Both of you, shut the hell up! Now let's begin!
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* Every word that comes out of [[ScrewPolitenessImASenior Genkai's]] mouth.
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* Suzaku's explanation for how he learned to control lightning
-->'''Suzaku''': Well, it all started out as a drunken dare from Vern to stand out in a thunderstorm wearin' nothin' but a bunch a tin foil and trash can lids, and...well, here we are, ten years later.
-->'''Yusuke''': I really hate rednecks.
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* "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"

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* "I'm not gay! I'm as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"WAIT, I mean!"

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* During episode 16:
-->'''Kuwabara''': Ooh, say [[MemeticMutation "I can has cheezburger!"]]
-->'''Byakko''': ...I...can...has cheezburger?


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* During episode 16:
-->'''Kuwabara''': Ooh, say [[MemeticMutation "I can has cheezburger!"]]
-->'''Byakko''': ...I...can...has cheezburger?
** Pretty much all of Kuwabara's fight with Byakko, as it consists entirely of Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama snarking at Kuwabara's struggles.
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* "Welcome to Japan. Everything's F**ked Up here."

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* "Welcome to Japan. Everything's F**ked Up here."
* The Neighborhood Watch Committee is uncomfortably quick to address local events:
--> "Attention everyone! This is the neighborhood watch committee reminding everyone that necrophilia is still illegal. Thank you and have a pleasant day.
"
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* "Is Atsuko [[ChappellesShow gonna havta choke a bitch?]]"

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* "Is Atsuko [[ChappellesShow [[Series/ChappellesShow gonna havta choke a bitch?]]"
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-->'''Yusuke''': Yes, and I'm sure your [[ADateWithRosiePalms nightly ritual]] is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?

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-->'''Yusuke''': Yes, and I'm sure your [[ADateWithRosiePalms nightly ritual]] is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?way?
* "Welcome to Japan. Everything's F**ked Up here."
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-->'''Kurama''': ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? What's this?

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-->'''Kurama''': ''(as he sees energy coming out from beneath a large rock)'' Hm? What's this?Who's under there?



-->'''Kurama''': ''(slams the rock back down on top of her)''

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-->'''Kurama''': ''(slams the rock back down on top of her)''her)'' Nevermind...
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-->'''Yusuke''': I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of Waverly Place, you still aren't scary.

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-->'''Yusuke''': I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of [[WizardsofWaverlyPlace Waverly Place, Place]], you still aren't scary.
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--> '''Kurama:''' Great, now I have retard in surround sound.

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--> '''Kurama:''' Great, now I have retard in surround sound.sound.
* From Rescue Yukina abridged, we get this exchange from Yusuke's first encounter with a member of the apparition gang.
-->'''Henchman''': Behold! Your worst nightmare: a true demon in flesh and bone! Let your reality crumble under the horror that is...why aren't you scared?
-->'''Yusuke''': Why should we be?
-->'''Henchman''': Because I'm a freaking demon! You're just children. Don't you know the rules? I'm the terrifying horror from the darkest reaches of realms unknown.
-->'''Yusuke''': I don't care if you're a wizard from the brightest friggin corner of Waverly Place, you still aren't scary.
-->'''Henchman''': Oh come on! My [[VaginaDentata hands have fracking mouths]] on them!
-->'''Yusuke''': Yes, and I'm sure your [[ADateWithRosiePalms nightly ritual]] is fantastic. Now could you get out of our way?
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-->'''Kuwabara''': Go To Hell!

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-->'''Kuwabara''': Go To Hell!Hell!
* Kurama's DeadpanSnarker comments. One gets the impression that this is what his anime incarnation ''would'' say if he wasn't so unfailingly polite.
--> '''Kurama:''' Great, now I have retard in surround sound.
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* "I'm not gay! I'm no more gay than Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"

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* "I'm not gay! I'm no more gay than as straight as Ricky Martin's sparkling abs! No, WAIT!"

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