History Funny / XMenDaysOfFuturePast

** Even better, [[spoiler:when Logan tells him "good to see you," Scott gives him a brief "who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look.]]

* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and {{Creator/PBS}}."

* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "[[{{Creator/NBC}} all]] [[{{Creator/CBS}} three]] [[{{Creator/ABC}} networks]] and Creator/PBS."

* Beast proudly tells Wolverine that he's rigged up a device to record "all three networks and PBS."
-->'''Wolverine:''' ''[sarcastically]'' All three. Wow.

** The ''Rogue Cut'' makes this scene even funnier, as Logan wishes that they had internet, to Hank and Charles's confusion, before Hank suggests the phone book.

* When recalling their meeting in [[Film/XMenFirstClass 1962]], Charles' first impression of Logan was, "Tall, angry fellow with the contentious hair."

*** Even Charles doesn't seem entirely convinced of his own lie.

* Despite neglecting just about everything in his life, Xavier does ''not'' want anyone damaging his expensive light fixtures, thank you very much.

* After Erik replies, "She [Raven] was... we were... I could see why she meant so much to you," Charles' facial expression basically reads, "Oh God, he has slept with my sister."

-->'''Logan''': ''(scoffs)'' [[{{Understatement}} Patience isn't my strongest suit]].

'''Logan''': ''[incredulously]'' ...think peaceful thoughts.

** Wolverine's brief confusion at his claws not realizing (or having forgotten) his skeleton hadn't been coated with adamantium until sometime ''after'' 1973.

** After Logan gets inside, he says "we're going to be good friends," then sucker punches Beast. Hank transforms into his blue and furry form and chases after Logan. Cue Logan being thrown across the entrance hall screaming.

'''Wolverine''': [''chuckle''] [[ComicBook/{{X 23}} Sure as hell]] [[ComicBook/{{Daken}} hope not!]]

'''Charles''': [[SarcasmMode Oh, top marks, like I said, you're perceptive.]]

-->'''Charles''': This is private property, my friend, I'm going to have to ask... him [Hank] to ask you to leave.
* Charles has developed a bit of a potty mouth in the years since ''First Class'', and even gets the movie's PrecisionFStrike. [[spoiler:Which he uses against ''[[CallBack Wolverine]]''!]]

** And Wolverine is indeed in the driver's seat when they reach the Paris hotel.

-->'''Ms. Maximoff''': [[HereWeGoAgain What's he done now?]] I'll just write you a cheque for whatever he took.\\

** Peter's face then lights up like he got exactly what he wanted for Christmas.

* Beast creates a device to jam the Pentagon's security cameras. He does this... by broadcasting ''SanfordAndSon'' over them. One of the guards even gets into the episode!
** Later we catch ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'' playing on Beast's TV.
* When Erik spots Quicksilver disguised as a guard staring in at him through the glass screen in his prison, and the latter flashes an ear-to-ear grin, Erik's expression changes from a mildly interested furrowed brow over the change in routine to a ''glorious'' look of "Oh, it's just some freak come to break me out. Charming."
* Music/JamesBrown fans cracked up this line:

* As Logan and Past Charles head through the kitchen, they run into some security guards, and the latter tries to reassure them that they are important personnel. One part of his speech is especially unconvincing.

** After Logan loses patience with Xavier's ineffective rambling, the exasperation on his face says, "Oh, fuck this...," and he takes out the two security guards with a frying pan while Charles looks on horrified.

'''Magneto:''' Charles...\\

** After he sneaks into the elevator leading to Magneto's prison, he duct tapes the guard inside to the side walls ENTIRELY from TOP to BOTTOM except for the man's nose and eyes.
** Peter's delivery of, "Whip. Laaaash."
*** Which doubles as FridgeBrilliance when you consider that Peter probably often talks too fast to be understood, so he's used to getting an uncomprehending reaction and having to repeat himself more slowly.
** Later on, when he returns to the lift with Magneto, the guard is STILL duct taped to the wall. This means the large group of guard reinforcements didn't bother unfastening him and just ignored him in their haste to handle the prison break.
** Magneto's little double take over Quicksilver's high-speed clothing change.

** When Magneto confesses his involvement in the JFK assassination, Peter turns to the taped-up guard to express his awe, who returns the reaction in kind (with his eyebrows)! Not only that, he mouths ''Holy Shit'' as if saying to a fellow passenger, '' Check this Mofo out''. And by "fellow passenger," we mean "guy he just duct taped to the wall."
** "They told me you control metal... [[MythologyGag ya know, my mom once knew a guy who could do that]]." Even funnier is that Magneto does a [[OhCrap mini double-take]] when he says it.

** He just doesn't take the rescue too seriously, taking the time to taste the food and pose the guards in funny positions which eventually will incapacitate them in real-time (such as smacking each other with their own recoiling firearms, or making them punch themselves, or [[FingerPokeOfDoom poking their cheek]]). Only after he's had his fun does he deal with the bullets about to hit the rest of his group.

** It's worth noting that after the aforementioned line, Erik gives the wreckage now gathered at the front of the plane a look that indicates he even thinks he may have gone a bit far. The transition on Erik's face from contemplating the future that Wolverine could have come from to 'Oh. Yeah. Oops.' is quick, but flawless.
* After Erik replies, "She [Raven] was... we were... I could see why she meant so much to you," Charles' facial expression basically reads, "Oh god, he has slept with my sister."

-->'''Charles:''' ...You're on acid. Someone gave you really bad acid... yeah?

* When the news of the appearances of the mutants are being broadcast, Richard Nixon and his cabinet are staring in shock at it, and so are Nixon's three dogs.

* In a CallBack to [[Film/XMen previous]] [[Film/TheWolverine films]], once Wolverine passes through a metal detector in 1973 without triggering it, he pauses and gives it an amused look. Or maybe a puzzled one -- in any case, he's really used to these lighting up like Christmas trees due to his adamantium.

'''Beast:''' I know I shouldn't ask, but... In the future, do I make it?\\

* When Magneto gives his speech towards the end of the film on live television, we see Ink watching it in a bar, Peter in his basement... and Toad working a mundane job as a frycook.

* Logan's utter confusion upon waking up in the past naked, next to a girl, staring at a lava lamp, on a water bed. And [[spoiler:his confusion again when he wakes up in the new future and wanders the mansion until he gets to Charles' study... where the Professor quite grumpily tells him he's supposed to be teaching a history class]].
** In the same scene, [[spoiler:Beast (once again played by Kelsey Grammer) gives him a slyly chipper "late start for you today!", implying that this isn't the first time that this sort of confused meandering has happened]].
* Near the end when [[spoiler:Logan goes to touch the alive and well Jean Grey, he is stopped by Cyclops, also alive and well. Logan is happy to see him, but Scott brushes it off as he would have in the first two movies.]]
** Even better, [[spoiler: when Logan tells him "good to see you", Scott gives him a brief "who are you and what have you done with Logan?" look.]]
** Also, [[spoiler: as he's saying that, his fingers curl halfway to a fist, except for his middle finger. Jean looks down at that point, so she might notice it, too.]]
* Meta-example; [[http://www.comicbookmovie.com/fansites/KingPatel/news/?a=99524 2014 Hugh Jackman interviews 1999 Hugh Jackman]].

* The Blu-Ray provides both the HilariousOuttakes (best moment: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xUKd-BmNFU Wolverine and Storm's kiss]]) and a deleted scene that couldn't be split from earlier/failed takes. Bryan Singer had injured his vocal chords, and could only speak without doing further damage with a falsetto; thus, his orders on set led [[{{Corpsing}} all actors to fail in their intent to keep a straight face]].

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT6YOI6JcRs How ''X-Men: Days of Future Past'' Should Have Ended.]]

'''[=McAvoy=]''': There's like 40 of us, and like 5 of them!\\

'''[=McAvoy=]''': One of them's like half-man, half-robot, you just turn off the power, and he's done! And another one is a guy with a shield who is a bit strong. I mean, come on! And who's the other one? The guy with the bow and arrow. We've got guns and stuff, [Wolverine]'s got claws. ''(performs a PstandardPsychicPstance)'' I could just go like, "Sit down," and they all sit down. I'd be like, "Have a cup of tea," and they'd all be having a cup of tea. I'd be like, "Take your clothes off," and they'd all be taking their clothes off. It would just be a disaster.\\

* Towards the end of [[http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/cannes-video-james-mcavoy-stars-705634 this video]], [=McAvoy=] ''almost'' forgets that he's not Professor X because he is about to do a PstandardPsychicPstance before realizing his mistake and changing it into a goodbye wave.

** Also, [[spoiler: as he's saying that, his fingers curl halfway to a fist, except for his middle finger.]]

** He just doesn't take the rescue too seriously, taking the time to taste the food and pose the guards in funny positions which eventually will incapacitate them in real-time (such as smacking each other with their own recoiling firearms, or making them punch themselves, or [[FingerPokeOfDoom poking their cheek]]).

** He just doesn't take the rescue too seriously, taking the time to taste the food and pose the guards in funny positions which eventually will incapacitate them in real-time.

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT6YOI6JcRs How ''X-Men: Days of Future Past'' Should Have Ended.]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2mi74MLHg4 Honest Trailers' comical assessment of the film.]]

'''Wolverine''': [''chuckle''] [[ComicBook/{{X-23}} Sure as hell]] [[ComicBook/{{Daken}} hope not!]]

** The ending of the kitchen scene is hysterical. All the guards just fall over because of Peter's intervention, while Logan, Charles and Erik just watch with confusion. Then we see Peter waiting at the back of the room in a typically bored "Are we done here?" fashion.

** Becomes a bit of a tearjerker though if [[spoiler: you've read the '25 Moments' viral site and find out that Hank died after he was dragged from his home and beaten to death in the streets by anti-mutant supporters]]

-->'''Hank''': Are you a parent?
-->'''Wolverine''': [''chuckle''] [[ComicBook/{{X-23}} Sure as hell]] [[ComicBook/{{Daken}} hope not!]]