History Funny / WordGirl

-->'''Mrs. Ripley''': Are you ready to have FUN!?
-->'''Kids''': Yeah!
-->'''Mrs. Ripley''': Are you ready to WIN PRIZES!?
-->'''Kids''': Yeah!
-->'''Mrs. Ripley''': Are you ready to exercise in the spirit of healthy competition with the goal of raising class unity and generating a cohesive community built in trust in ourselves and respect for others!?
-->'''Kids''': (silence)
-->'''Scoops''': Yeah!
* Chuck throwing a fit when his mother interrupts him watching his program, "Dollars for Dollars," a game show where "contestants trade dollars for other dollars."
* From "Bend it Like Becky":
-->'''Dr. Two-Brains''': (Getting his picture taken) Cheese! Photo please! How's it look? Wow, that's good, put that one on a mousepad. (Suddenly lurches toward Becky, laughing maniacally) MOUSEPAD!!!
* The [[{{Pun}} Bat]] [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Signal]], from "The Homerun King".
** TJ's EpicFail at trying to stop Dr. Two-Brains with a baseball.

* The attempts to find the right name for a [[MixAndMatchCritters half-pegasus, half unicorn]] creature.
-->'''Violet''': "Pega-corn-a-uni-corni-un!"
* "Leslie! Make me a sandwich. That is your mission."
* "The only ice cream we want is the ice cream of justice! That sounded better in my head!"
* The LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn incidents in "The Young and the Meatless".
** Word Girl BreakingTheFourthWall and screaming "You're not turning my show into a soap opera!"

** When Word Girl is confused at why no one wants to know what "interrupted" means, Lady Redundant Woman explains that they already know what it means. Frustrated, Word Girl defines it anyway.
** When The Butcher traps Word Girl, Captain Huggyface, and Lady Redundant Woman in a cage of meat:
-->'''The Butcher''': Finally, Dupey, we're alone.
-->'''[=WordGirl=]''': We're still here!
-->'''The Butcher''': Close enough.

-->'''Dupey''': We can never be together. I'm a vegetarian. (''leaves'')
-->'''The Butcher''': [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOO!!!]] Wait, what does "vegetarian" mean?
-->'''Word Girl''': It means someone who doesn't eat meat.
-->'''The Butcher''': Thanks. NOOOOOOOOO!!!
* Two-Brains getting attacked from behind in one of the shorts by Huggyface and he is left on the ground with his butt in the air and his eyes at different directions.
** Also in "A Better Mouse Trap-Part 2" he does some sort of victory dance while moving his back and revealing some weird noodle-like body with his butt again in the air.
* In the episode "Seymour - Right After This", Seymour keeps delaying to reveal the winning number, driving Mr. and Mrs. Botsford crazy. Mrs. Botsford, the most. And they always show the "Salad To Go" commercial.
* In "Leslie Makes It Big", all the villains congratulate Leslie and line up to high-five her. When she gets to [[JokeCharacter Amazing-Rope-Guy]], she leaves him hanging.
** When Leslie boasts that Word Girl cannot possibly figure out her scheme, she figures it out right away.

* The Butcher's word mispronunciations are always amusing, but the best ones have to be when he actually says a different word instead, completely changing the meaning of his statement. The best example would have to be in "Granny May's Book Club". After Granny catches Word Girl and brings her and Huggy to the Villain Association to prove she doesn't have to retire, he proclaims "Now she doesn't have to respire!" Word Girl's deadpan correction and definition of "respire" just makes it even better.
* In "The Rise of Miss Power", just when we think Mr. Botsford TookALevelInBadass and is about to save the day... we find that he's still TooDumbToLive and he just did something totally useless.

* "Chuck's Brother":
-->'''[=WordGirl=]:''' But you shouldn't be envious of Brent. Just because Brent is popular and successful, that doesn't mean you're not popular and successful in your own way.
-->'''Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy:''' Really? How am I successful?
--> {{Beat}}
-->'''[=WordGirl=]:''' Uh, see you caught me by surprise there...
* From "House Arrest": Chuck having a conversation with Becky and [=WordGirl=] "at the same time."
* From "Monkey Business": Becky "almost" realizes she forgot Huggy at the last battle many times, but the last one where she realizes she forgot to get the mail! Did you "see" how much she swung her arms walking to the door?
* In "The Meaty Dimension", Violet getting "very serious" in painting [=WordGirl=] and Captain Huggyface.
* "UNCLE LARRY'S SUPERLATIVE WAREHOUSE!"
* Everything the Narrator has ever said.
* In "Granny's Pet Plan", the old man and the little girl keep poking at Violet after Granny May accuse her of being the thief.
* In the episode "Victoria is the Best... [=WordGirl=]?", when [=WordGirl=] and Captain Huggyface arrive at Victoria's house, she tries to use her signature [[MindControlMusic hypnotic recorder]] on them, but they've come prepared with earmuffs. Victoria counters by hooking her recorder up to a guitar amplifier, which [[RuleOfFunny (somehow)]] lets her play the recorder at a super high volume, knocking [=WordGirl=] and Huggyface back.
* Chuck's entire plan and how it plays out in “Chuck the Nice Pencil-Selling Guy”. He tries to turn over a new leaf and work legitimately...except, as it turns out, his new boss [[DoesNotLikeSpam hates sandwiches.]] So he snaps, kidnaps said boss, sticks him in a tank, and [[DisproportionateRetribution threatens to bury him in goo unless he tries a sandwich]]. Except he put the button that was supposed to pour said goop ''[[EpicFail in the tank with his victim]]'', so said victim offers to press the button for him. And then, whenever the boss rejects a sandwich, Chuck tosses it into the crowd that had gathered to watch this happen, making them happy that free food is being given out.
* The plot of "The Good, Bad Old Days" has the Butcher rely on a book written by a retired, senile villain duo Blue Blazer and Razzmatazz. The Butcher ends up turning himself in because the book wasn't finished. Then he gets to meet the authors:
-->'''[=WordGirl=]:''' I don't think you should write a book on how to defeat superheroes.
-->'''Butcher:''' And the ending stinks!

-->'''Word Girl''': We're still here!

* In the episode "Seymour - Right After This", Seymour keeps delaying to reveal the winning number, driving Mr. and Mrs. Botsford crazy. Mrs. Botsford, the most.

-->'''Wordgirl:''' But you shouldn't be envious of Brent. Just because Brent is popular and successful, that doesn't mean you're not popular and successful in your own way.

-->'''Wordgirl:''' Uh, see you caught me by surprise there...
* From "House Arrest": Chuck having a conversation with Becky and WordGirl "at the same time."

* The [[IncrediblyLamePun Bat]] [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Signal]], from "The Homerun King".

---->'''Violet''': "Pega-corn-a-uni-corni-un!"

** Also in "A Better Mouse Trap-Part 2" he does some sort of victory dance while moving his back and revealing some weird noodle like body with his butt again in the air.

* The [[IncrediblyLamePun Bat]] [[{{Batman}} Signal]], from "The Homerun King".

* Becky's attempt at singing and dancing in "Little Big".

* Everything the Narrator has ever said

-->'''Wordgirl:''' Uh, see you caught me by surprise there...

* The [[AWorldwidePunomenon Bat]] [[{{Batman}} Signal]], from "The Homerun King".

* The [[IncrediblyLamePun Bat]] [[{{Batman}} Signal]], from "The Homerun King".

* The SorryILeftTheBGMOn incidents in "The Young and the Meatless".

** Amazing-Rope-Guy failing to escape during the mass prison breakout.

* In "The Rise of Miss Power", just when we think Mr. Botsford TookALevelInBadass and is about to save the day... we find that he's still TooDumbToLive and he just did something totally useless.

* The Butcher's word mispronunciations are always amusing, but the best ones have to be when he actually says a different word instead, completely changing the meaning of his statement. The best example would have to be in "Granny May's Book Club". After Granny catches Word Girl and brings her and Huggy to the Villain Association to prove she doesn't have to retire, he proclaims "Now she doesn't have to respire!" Word Girl's deadpan correction and definition of "respire" just makes it even better.

* The [[IncrediblyLamePun Bat]] [[BatMan Signal]], from "The Homerun King".

* The attempts to find the right name for a [[MixAndMatchCritters half-Pegasus, half unicorn]] creature.

* "The only ice-cream we want is the ice-cream of justice! That sounded better in my head!"

* Two-Brains getting attacked from behind in one of the shorts by Huggy face and he is left on the ground with his butt in the air and his eyes at different directions.

* The Butcher's word mispronunciations are always amusing, but the best ones have to be when he actually says a different word instead, completely changing the meaning of his statement. The best example would have to be in "Granny May's Book Club". After Granny catches WordGirl and brings her and Huggy to the Villain Association to prove she doesn't have to retire, he proclaims "Now she doesn't have to respire!" Wordgirl's deadpan correction and definition of respire just makes it even better.

* The "Bat Signal", from "The Homerun King".

** Mr. Big getting distracted by a giant stuffed bunny.

* In "Leslie Makes It Big", all the villains congratulate Leslie and line up to high-five her. When she gets to [[JokeCharacter Amazing-Rope-Guy]], she leaves him hanging.

* In the episode "Seymour - Right After This", Seymour keeps delaying to reveal the winning number, driving Mr. and Mrs. Botsford crazy. Mrs. Botsford, the most.