History Funny / WonderWoman

* During a ''[[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]'' arc written by Creator/GailSimone, at one point as the JLA hold a briefing to deal with their current opponents, Wonder Woman provides a tray of pomegranate pastries she had just baked, claiming that they were her mother's recipe. Franchise/GreenLantern and TheFlash immediately respond, [[FeminineWomenCanCook "Wonder Woman...baked...?"]] The pastries turned out to be delicious. At the end of the briefing after the team came up with a strategy against their foes, Franchise/{{Batman}} gave everyone their marching orders, finishing with, "And one more thing. Diana, Alfred will want this recipe."

* During Greg Rucka's run, Carissa and Dr. Anderson snarking at each other about the best way to help Diana (who [[spoiler:was blinded during her fight with Medousa]]).

* Creator/GailSimone's run on''Franchise/WonderWoman'' manages to deliver at least one of these every issue, often involving the mutant albino gorillas that accepted Diana as their leader. The issue they first appear in has them hanging around in her apartment and looking at her magazines while their leader apologizes for the "flinging incident" while saying that it was due to poor judgment.

** Later, when Diana comes home after a long day they're helping her get ready for a shower, and one of them asks if she would like "your usual flowery sludge for your hair."

* Creator/GailSimone's run on ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' manages to deliver at least one of these every issue, often involving the mutant albino gorillas that accepted Diana as their leader. The issue they first appear in has them hanging around in her apartment and looking at her magazines while their leader apologizes for the "flinging incident" while saying that it was due to poor judgment.

-->'''Dr. Anderson:''' Maybe she was embarrassed to ''call'' it that.* Creator/GailSimone's run on ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' manages to deliver at least one of these every issue, often involving the mutant albino gorillas that accepted Diana as their leader. The issue they first appear in has them hanging around in her apartment and looking at her magazines while their leader apologizes for the "flinging incident" while saying that it was due to poor judgment.

** Later, when Diana comes home after a long day they're helping her get ready for a shower, and one of them asks if she would like "your usual flowery sludge for your hair."

** Later, when Diana comes home after a long day they're helping her get ready for a shower, and one of them asks if she would like "your usual flowery sludge for your hair."* Creator/GailSimone's run on ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' manages to deliver at least one of these every issue, often involving the mutant albino gorillas that accepted Diana as their leader. The issue they first appear in has them hanging around in her apartment and looking at her magazines while their leader apologizes for the "flinging incident" while saying that it was due to poor judgment.

-->'''Black Canary:''' Could ''not'' agree more. Summon the plane, would ya? We're Tokyo-bound!* Creator/GailSimone's run on * ''Franchise/WonderWoman'' manages to deliver at least one of these every issue, often involving the mutant albino gorillas that accepted Diana as their leader. The issue they first appear in has them hanging around in her apartment and looking at her magazines while their leader apologizes for the "flinging incident" while saying that it was due to poor judgment.

** The entirety of Diana's trip to Japan with Black Canary is a big CMOF, especially when they are trying on {{Stripperiffic}} costumes to disguise themselves as wrestlers in a metahuman fighting ring while making a CallBack to Canary's comment that Diana has the "second most famous bosom" in the superhero community (after ComicBook/PowerGirl).

-->'''Black Canary:''' Could ''not'' agree more. Summon the plane, would ya? We're Tokyo-bound!

-->'''Dr. Anderson:''' Maybe she was embarrassed to ''call'' it that.

* During a ''[[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]'' arc written by GailSimone, at one point as the JLA hold a briefing to deal with their current opponents, Wonder Woman provides a tray of pomegranate pastries she had just baked, claiming that they were her mother's recipe. Franchise/GreenLantern and TheFlash immediately respond, [[FeminineWomenCanCook "Wonder Woman...baked...?"]] The pastries turned out to be delicious. At the end of the briefing after the team came up with a strategy against their foes, Franchise/{{Batman}} gave everyone their marching orders, finishing with, "And one more thing. Diana, Alfred will want this recipe."

-->'''Dr. Anderson:''' Maybe she was embarrassed to ''call'' it that.

!!Examples from Wonder Woman in [[WesternAnimation/WonderWoman the 2009 DTV Animated Movie]]
* Onboard the invisible plane, Steve lets slip a few secrets to Diana before realising his foot is touching the lasso. "GOD, I hope you Amazons can't mass-produce this thing!"
** This exchange:
-->'''Hippolyta''': What other depraved thoughts might you be thinking?
-->'''Steve''': God, your daughter's got a nice rack.
*** Best bit: [[spoiler:The Lasso of Truth wasn't even glowing!]]
** And earlier, Trevor is forced to define the word "crap" for Hippolyta.
** His reaction to realizing that the lasso is forcing him to speak the truth. He doesn't even act surprised, he just glares at Queen Hippolyta.
*** Let's not forget Diana's [[spoiler:PrecisionFStrike when Ares [[GodMode powers up]]...]]
---->[[spoiler:"Oh ''crap''..."]]
* This exchange between Artemis and the Queen after Diana leaves:
-->'''Artemis:''' We should not have let her go.
-->'''Hippolyta:''' I don't see how we could have stopped her.
-->'''Artemis:''' I could've shot her in the leg. Not near an artery, of course.
-->'''Hippolyta:''' [[SarcasmMode You are the soul of thoughtfulness, Artemis.]]
* When they arrive at Washington, D.C. and Steve sees the head of the Lincoln Memorial rolling down the steps:
-->'''Steve''': They're messin' with Lincoln. '''NOBODY''' messes with Lincoln! ''([[CrowningMomentOfAwesome cue him jumping into battle]])''
* Anything Steve Trevor says that isn't already a CrowningMomentOfAwesome or a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Seriously. It's much easier than listing all the funny stuff he says in this movie.
* Steve taking in the beautiful naked female populace of Themyscira, and TemptingFate. What's really funny is his facial expression, which makes it look like he's thinking "Why did I have to say that?"
--> '''Steve''': This is too good to be true.
--> ''[spear nearly impales him]''
--> '''Steve''': And it is.
* This moment:
-->'''Steve:''' Tell me, what exactly are we up against with this guy?
-->'''Diana:''' Imagine a god whose sole purpose is to propagate terror, to incite eternal war and fan the flames of hate. A god who won't stop until the Earth's populace, Amazon outsider alike lies murdered in a battle field grave.
-->'''Steve:''' ...You smell good.
-->'''Diana:''' Must you flirt?
-->'''Steve:''' It's only natural.
-->'''Diana:''' Suppress it.
* After the second time Steve tries to kiss Diana, she slaps him ''hard'' across the face.
-->'''Steve:''' OW! You crazy, Amazonian dragon-lady!

--> *spear nearly impales him*

-->'''Diana:''' Suppress it.

--> '''Steve''': And it is.

!!Examples from Wonder Woman in [[{{Film/WonderWoman}} the 2009 DTV Animated Movie]]

-->'''Steve''': They're messin' with Lincoln. '''NOBODY''' messes with Lincoln! ''(cue him jumping into battle)''

!!Examples from Wonder Woman in [[Main/WonderWoman Comics]]
* During a ''[[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]'' arc written by GailSimone, at one point as the JLA hold a briefing to deal with their current opponents, Wonder Woman provides a tray of pomegranate pastries she had just baked, claiming that they were her mother's recipe. GreenLantern and TheFlash immediately respond, [[FeminineWomenCanCook "Wonder Woman...baked...?"]] The pastries turned out to be delicious. At the end of the briefing after the team came up with a strategy against their foes, {{Batman}} gave everyone their marching orders, finishing with, "And one more thing. Diana, Alfred will want this recipe."

** Let's not forget this exchange:

* During Joe Kelly's ''[[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]'' arc "Golden Perfect", at one point as the JLA hold a briefing to deal with their current opponents, Wonder Woman provides a tray of pomegranate pastries she had just baked, claiming that they were her mother's recipe. GreenLantern and TheFlash immediately respond, [[FeminineWomenCanCook "Wonder Woman...baked...?"]] The pastries turned out to be delicious. At the end of the briefing after the team came up with a strategy against their foes, {{Batman}} gave everyone their marching orders, finishing with, "And one more thing. Diana, Alfred will want this recipe."

--> '''Steve''':This is too good to be true.
-->* spear nearly impales him*
--> '''Steve''':And it is.

* spear nearly impales him*

* Anything Steve Trevor says that isn't already a CrowningMomentOfAwesome or a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming. Seriously. It's much easier than listing all the funny stuff he says in this movie.

!!Examples from Wonder Woman in [[[Main/WonderWoman Comics]]

*** [[spoiler:Let's not forget Diana's PrecisionFStrike when Ares [[GodMode powers up]]...]]