Line #45 Funny/WonderWoman


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2	* ''[[Funny/WonderWoman1942 Wonder Woman Vol 1]]'' (dedicated page for instances from ''ComicBook/WonderWoman1942'')
3	* ''[[Funny/WonderWoman1987 Wonder Woman Vol 2]]'' (dedicated page for instances from ''ComicBook/WonderWoman1987'')
4	* ''[[Funny/WonderWoman2006 Wonder Woman Vol 3]]'' (dedicated page for instances from ''ComicBook/WonderWoman2006'')
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7	* This immortal discussion between Diana Prince and Etta Candy from the original ''Wonder Woman'' #1, about how Diana's worried about Etta's eating habits.
8	-->'''Diana Prince''': You know Etta, you ought to cut down on the candy. It will ruin your constitution-
9	-->'''Etta Candy''': Nuts, deary! My constitution has room for lots of amendments.
10	-->'''Diana Prince''': But Etta, if you get too fat you can't catch a man-
11	-->'''Etta Candy''': Who wants to? When you've got a man, there's nothing you can do with him -- but candy you can eat!
12	* In one Silver Age comic, Manno the Merman tries to impress Diana, only to have her go with Steve Trevor in a contest to see which man she would choose. Angrily, he pursues the duo straight into the forest, [[http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rLV-ZuNPwJ4/SYjnedh2AuI/AAAAAAAADf8/9hsInlKJeew/s1600-h/WonderWoman125_14.jpg with all the grace of a legless half-fish on land,]] the whole time swearing bloody murder at Steve and vowing to prove himself as the more worthy suitor for Diana. He then gets snatched up by a giant bird, forcing Diana to rescue him and humiliating him in front of Steve, who openly mocks him.
13	* During a ''[[ComicBook/JusticeLeagueOfAmerica JLA]]'' arc written by Creator/GailSimone, at one point as the JLA hold a briefing to deal with their current opponents, Wonder Woman provides a tray of pomegranate pastries she had just baked, claiming that they were her mother's recipe. Franchise/GreenLantern and Franchise/TheFlash immediately respond, [[FeminineWomenCanCook "Wonder Woman...baked...?"]] The pastries turned out to be delicious. At the end of the briefing after the team came up with a strategy against their foes, Franchise/{{Batman}} gave everyone their marching orders, finishing with, "And one more thing. Diana, Alfred will want this recipe."
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15	* ''ComicBook/SensationComicsFeaturingWonderWoman'': Wonder Woman is taking on most of Batman's rogues gallery [[ItMakesSenseInContext with the assistance of Harley Quinn and Catwoman]]. As we see The Penguin, Two-Face, Mr. Freeze, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, and Man-Bat all get taken down, we see The Joker... [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere hailing a cab.]]
16	** The Joker later tries to hold the cabbie hostage at knife-point, but Two-Face informs Wonder Woman that J won't kill the innocent because [[spoiler: if he does, he loses a bet Two-Face made with him that he couldn't go a whole day without killing someone. Joker [[HonorBeforeReason takes a super-powered punch to the jaw]] rather than lose his bet.]]
17	** During the same story, it is suggested that Wonder Woman should use "Gotham-style solutions" for the city's Gotham-style problems. Her sole concession is to use ''Wonder-rangs'' which are as funny as they are awesome.
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19	* During Creator/GregRucka's run on ''ComicBook/WonderWoman1987'', Carissa and Dr. Anderson snarking at each other about the best way to help Diana (who [[spoiler:was blinded during her fight with Medusa]]).
20	-->'''Carissa:''' Don't tell me [Wonder Woman] hasn't told you glorified barbers about our purple healing ray?
21	-->'''Dr. Anderson:''' Maybe she was embarrassed to ''call'' it that.
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26	[[folder:DC Extended Universe]]
27	[[index]]
28	* ''Funny/BatmanVSupermanDawnOfJustice''
29	* ''Funny/{{Wonder Woman\|2017}}''
30	* ''Funny/{{Justice League\|2017}}''
31	* ''Funny/WonderWoman1984''
32	[[/index]]
33	[[/folder]]

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