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** It also inadvertantly makes a seemingly racist remark during a mission:
-->'''CHIP''': Your face is too dark for my sensors to read.
-->'''Marcus''': (''offended'') What? Bitch, I'm black and I'm proud. Tell your sensors to calibrate that.
-->'''CHIP''': I have no reference for "black".
-->'''Marcus''': No. Of course you don't.



--> '''Raymond:''' Well, I suppose Frewer and I will move on to- [[OhCrap oh, fuck]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' What?
--> '''Raymond:''' I left Frewer in the desert.
-->'''Marcus:''' What's a "Frewer"?
--> '''Raymond:''' [[RiddleForTheAges Many scientists have worked hard to figure that out with no conclusive results.]]

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--> '''Raymond:''' '''Raymond''': Well, I suppose Frewer and I will move on to- [[OhCrap oh, fuck]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' -->'''Marcus''': What?
--> '''Raymond:''' '''Raymond''': I left Frewer in the desert.
-->'''Marcus:''' -->'''Marcus''': What's a "Frewer"?
--> '''Raymond:''' '''Raymond''': [[RiddleForTheAges Many scientists have worked hard to figure that out with no conclusive results.]]

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--> '''Raymond:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]] [[spoiler: I left Frewer out in the desert!]]

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--> '''Raymond:''' Well, I suppose Frewer and I will move on to- [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]] [[spoiler: oh, fuck]]!
-->'''Marcus:''' What?
--> '''Raymond:'''
I left Frewer out in the desert!]]desert.
-->'''Marcus:''' What's a "Frewer"?
--> '''Raymond:''' [[RiddleForTheAges Many scientists have worked hard to figure that out with no conclusive results.]]

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** We also get this exchange before he heads in:
--> '''Wrench:''' Watch out for snakes.
--> '''Marcus:''' It's not that kind of temple, Wrench.
--> '''Wrench:''' That does not preclude snakes.



--> '''Josh:''' [[TakeThat Being considered "Journalism"?]]

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--> '''Josh:''' [[TakeThat Being considered "Journalism"?]]"journalism"?]]
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-->'''Ray:''' Drive faster, Marcus.

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-->'''Ray:''' Drive faster, Marcus.Marcus.
* TheReveal of Wrench's EmbarrassingFirstName in a side mission:
-->'''Wrench:''' Hey Marcus, was my real name in there?
-->'''Marcus:''' Sure was, [[spoiler: Reginald]].
-->'''Sitara:''' Wrench is a [[spoiler: Reggie?]]
-->'''Wrench:''' Marcus is just fucking with you.
-->'''Marcus:''' Or am I?
-->'''Sitara:''' I'll always trust a Marcus over a [[spoiler: Reggie]]. Sorry, [[spoiler: Reggie]].
-->'''Wrench:''' Fuck both of you.
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-->'''Ray:''' ''(sighs)'' I'm [[SurroundedByIdiots surrounded by children]].

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-->'''Ray:''' ''(sighs)'' I'm [[SurroundedByIdiots surrounded by children]].children]].
* On the way to Galilei:
-->'''Wrench:''' Yo, Marcus. Want me to sing you a driving song?
-->'''Marcus:''' I ''do'' have a radio Wrench. Thanks anyway.
-->'''Wrench:''' Yo, T-Bone. Want me to sing you a hacking song?
-->'''Ray:''' Drive faster, Marcus.
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-->'''Marcus:''' Shit, you're right. [[spoiler:[[Franchise/ArchieComics Archie]]]]'s basically the top of the food chain.

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-->'''Marcus:''' Shit, you're right. [[spoiler:[[Franchise/ArchieComics Archie]]]]'s basically the top of the food chain.chain.
* The entirety of the "Hipster Dick" conversation:
-->'''Sitara:''' Hi, I'm hipster dick, and I only wear ''skinny'' condoms.
-->'''Wrench:''' I was circumcised before it was cool.
-->'''Marcus:''' ''(hysterical laughter)''
-->'''Ray:''' ''(sighs)'' I'm [[SurroundedByIdiots surrounded by children]].
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-->'''Marcus:''' Shit, you're right. Archie's basically the top of the food chain.

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-->'''Marcus:''' Shit, you're right. Archie's [[spoiler:[[Franchise/ArchieComics Archie]]]]'s basically the top of the food chain.
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--> '''Raymond:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]] [[spoiler: I left Frewer out in the desert!]]

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--> '''Raymond:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]] [[spoiler: I left Frewer out in the desert!]]desert!]]
*[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZaQaPoa4R8 The ENTIRE Aliens Versus Predator speech.]]
-->'''Marcus:''' Shit, you're right. Archie's basically the top of the food chain.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious. Wrench is shrieking like a banshee with laughter by the end.
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** His fear of all animals. Even puppies.

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** His fear of all animals. Even puppies.puppies.
* [[WhatHappenedToTheMouse What happened to Tobias Frewer?]]
--> '''Raymond:''' [[OhCrap Oh, shit!]] [[spoiler: I left Frewer out in the desert!]]
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* The bus ride to the Nudle campus involves its employees talking about juicing and "superfoods".
-->'''Wrench''': You know Marcus, there are times I wish I was out doing what you're doing... and then there's today.\\
'''Marcus''': Thanks, friend. I'm friggin' choking on the pretentiousness in here.\\
'''T-Bone''': And here I thought Blume employees were bad.
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** The Cyberdriver trailer itself is a wonderful example of StylisticSuck, to the point where it's implied Marcus and Wrench wanted to see it ''purely because they'd know it would be SoBadItsGood.''
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** That's not mentioning the BitingTheHandHumor for the entire mission line, from having one hacked conversation talking about Ubisoft's "[[ObviousBeta debug code]]", to a gang of hackers "leaking" a new game trailer.

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** That's not mentioning the BitingTheHandHumor for the entire mission line, from having one hacked conversation talking about Ubisoft's "[[ObviousBeta debug code]]", to a gang of hackers "leaking" a new game trailer.trailer.
* Wrench's lines in general. Highlights include:
** Hipster Merchant of Death.
** His fear of all animals. Even puppies.
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'''DashieGames:''' They having a nice stroll with her dog. (Uses gang hit on female NPC) I call a hit out on baby girl. (Gunshots and screaming woman then cut back to the game where a car rolling down a hill after killing female NPC) These dudes done jump.\\
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers [[[[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers [[[[https://thump.[[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.[[[[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights Shkreli's attempt to buy "The Life of Pablo"]] [[RippedFromTheHeadlines will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights will know where this is headed]], but the best is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights will know where this is headed]], but the best part is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] to rub it in. And it is glorious.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights will know where this is headed]], but here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]]. [[spoiler:Then [=DedSec=] rubs it in by hacking his whole living room while blaring "[[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Ode To Joy]]" from his stereo system]]. Glorious.

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights will know where this is headed]], but the best is that here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed]]. [[spoiler:Then scammed]], complete with some extra trolling from [=DedSec=] rubs to rub it in by hacking his whole living room while blaring "[[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Ode To Joy]]" from his stereo system]]. Glorious.in. And it is glorious.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into [[[[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive, one-of-a-kind new rap album just for himself]]. The highlight comes right when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed.

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious blatant {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into [[[[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive, one-of-a-kind the exclusive rights to a Music/KanyeWest expy's new rap album just for himself]]. The highlight comes right album. Anyone who remembers Shkreli's attempt to buy ''Life of Pablo'' [[https://thump.vice.com/en_us/article/someone-supposedly-ripped-off-martin-shkreli-for-15-million-in-bitcoin-over-the-life-of-pablo-rights will know where this is headed]], but here we get to see the exact moment [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s when the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been scammed.scammed]]. [[spoiler:Then [=DedSec=] rubs it in by hacking his whole living room while blaring "[[Music/LudwigVanBeethoven Ode To Joy]]" from his stereo system]]. Glorious.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]] is absolutely [[JustForPun joyous]].

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into [[[[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive exclusive, one-of-a-kind new rap album just for himself. himself]]. The moment highlight comes right when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]] is absolutely [[JustForPun joyous]].scammed.

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** And the kicker? ''He just "donated" $20,000,000 to curing the disease that his company makes medicines for''.

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** And the kicker? ''He just "donated" $20,000,000 to curing the disease that his company makes overpriced medicines for''.



** The kicker is how Marcus gets into an {{Adorkable}} gush over how surprisingly cogent the car's responses were [[spoiler: only to have a YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe reaction when Wrench reveals he hacked the audio just to {{Troll}} him.]]



--> '''Josh:''' [[TakeThat Being considered "Journalism"?]]

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--> '''Josh:''' [[TakeThat Being considered "Journalism"?]]"Journalism"?]]
** That's not mentioning the BitingTheHandHumor for the entire mission line, from having one hacked conversation talking about Ubisoft's "[[ObviousBeta debug code]]", to a gang of hackers "leaking" a new game trailer.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]] is absolutely [[JustForPun joyous]].

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording soundboarding to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]] is absolutely [[JustForPun joyous]].
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]].

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]].had]] is absolutely [[JustForPun joyous]].
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* Marcus infiltrates a cult and finds the secret Rosetta Stones that it's based on. Then he accidentally tips one while posing for a selfie. [[spoiler:Turns out they aren't even solid fakes, the whole thing is a hollow clay statue]]. He decides to destroy the rest while he's at it.

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* Marcus infiltrates a cult and finds the secret Rosetta Stones that it's based on. Then he accidentally tips one while posing for a selfie. [[spoiler:Turns out they aren't even solid fakes, the whole thing is a hollow clay statue]]. He decides to destroy the rest while he's at it.it.
* This line from ''Ubistolen'':
--> '''Marcus:''' Pop quiz, guys. What does every gaming news site love most?
--> '''Josh:''' [[TakeThat Being considered "Journalism"?]]
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** And the kicker? ''He just "donated" $20,000,000 to curing the disease that his company makes medicines for''.

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** And the kicker? ''He just "donated" $20,000,000 to curing the disease that his company makes medicines for''.for''.
* The Cyberdriver smart-car has TheComicallySerious dialogue. [[spoiler:Everything you'd expect from Wrench, unfortunately.]]
* Marcus infiltrates a cult and finds the secret Rosetta Stones that it's based on. Then he accidentally tips one while posing for a selfie. [[spoiler:Turns out they aren't even solid fakes, the whole thing is a hollow clay statue]]. He decides to destroy the rest while he's at it.
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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]].

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* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]].had]].
** And the kicker? ''He just "donated" $20,000,000 to curing the disease that his company makes medicines for''.
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'''[=H2O=] Delirious:''' "Driving down the road- (Runs over people on the sidewalk) [[SuddenlyShouting GET OUT DA WAY!]]"

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'''[=H2O=] Delirious:''' "Driving down the road- (Runs over people on the sidewalk) [[SuddenlyShouting GET OUT DA WAY!]]"WAY!]]"
* In an early side-mission, Marcus and [=DedSec=] use a ripped recording studio track clip and some ''very'' obvious soundbording to prank a [[CorruptCorporateExecutive corrupt]] pharmaceutical CEO (and blatantly obvious {{Expy}} of Martin Shkreli) into "buying" what he thinks is an exclusive new rap album just for himself. The moment when [[https://youtu.be/173VnsAaCBo?t=8m50s the penny finally drops and he realizes he's been had]].
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-->'''Wrench''': Alright, well, I'll get this little fucker prepped while you go get us some caffeine.
'''Marcus''': Wait, you want me to get you two coffee?
'''Wrench''': No, he's a robot. I want you to get ''us'' caffeine.

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-->'''Wrench''': Alright, well, I'll get this little fucker prepped while you go get us some caffeine.
caffeine.\\
'''Marcus''': Wait, you want me to get you two coffee?
coffee?\\
'''Wrench''': No, he's a robot. I want you to get ''us'' caffeine.\\
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* When you pick up Daredevil Liv for Driver San Francisco, she'll ask you what your name is. What does Marcus say? "Creator/WillSmith".
* Wrench's quips can be pretty funny.
-->'''Marcus''': "Is that the congressman?"\\
'''Wrench''': "No, I ''do'' believe that is a helicopter."
* In one mission where Marcus gets to steal a truck containing HAUM robot and takes it to Wrench.
-->'''Wrench''': Alright, well, I'll get this little fucker prepped while you go get us some caffeine.
'''Marcus''': Wait, you want me to get you two coffee?
'''Wrench''': No, he's a robot. I want you to get ''us'' caffeine.
'''Marcus''': Ok...\\
'''Wrench''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He'll take a decaf.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgMq8p7e_Z8 This trailer]], which showcases [[AscendedFanboy the reactions of YouTubers playing Watch Dogs 2]], [[HilarityEnsues and how they indulge in]] ComedicSociopathy and VideoGameCrueltyPotential.
-->'''[=H2O=] Delirious:''' (Witnessing a huge explosion) [[BigOMG OH MY GOD!]] ([[ScrewThisImOuttaHere Drives off]]) [[BlatantLies I didn't do it!]]\\
'''Azerrz:''' ([[PokeThePoodle Standing in front of a woman's car, causing her to honk in annoyance]]) Oh, am I blocking your [[CensoredForComedy f**kin']] path? [[NoSympathy Well, move.]] (Hacks the woman's car, and causes it to reverse at full speed, plowing through a car behind her)\\
'''I AM WILDCAT:''' (Witnessing a man [[ToiletHumor pissing in the forest]]) [[CaptainObvious Is that dude taking a piss?]] ([[TalkToTheFist Punches the pissing man out]]) Stop pissing!\\
'''Moo Snuckel:''' (Pulls out [[PsychoElectro taser]]) [[DisproportionateRetribution Here's what you get for using a selfie-stick!]] (ZAP!) [[EvilLaugh Ahahaha!]]\\
'''[=H2O=] Delirious:''' "Driving down the road- (Runs over people on the sidewalk) [[SuddenlyShouting GET OUT DA WAY!]]"

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