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* In order to help the other toys escape, Barbie [[spoiler: tricks Ken into breaking her out of "jail," then modeling his clothes. She eventually ties him up and starts ruining his vintage clothing so he'll crack and tell her how to fix Buzz.]] When she goes to [[retrieve the manual]], she's wearing Ken's space suit, but forgot to remove her pink high heels. The Bookworm takes one look at the heels and goes, "Yeesh!"
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** Followed by him and Trixie getting into a 'shush' fight.
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* When Barbie goes to get Buzz's manual from the Bookworm, disguised in Ken's face-obscuring space-suit, it looks like she's been rumbled when the Bookworm notices the high-heels she has on under the costume. Then he lets out an "Ugh" of disgust and turns away, clearly disgusted by "Ken"'s fashion sense.
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* When Barbie goes to get Buzz's manual from the Bookworm, disguised in Ken's face-obscuring space-suit, it looks like she's been rumbled when the Bookworm notices the high-heels she has on under the costume. Then he lets out an "Ugh" "Sheesh" of disgust and turns away, clearly disgusted by "Ken"'s fashion sense.sense.
* Hamm and Rex's trying to fight with each other during the prison breakout sequence, but due to their short arms, they just end up slap-fighting!
* Hamm and Rex's trying to fight with each other during the prison breakout sequence, but due to their short arms, they just end up slap-fighting!
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* When Buzz is trying to sneak around, he sees Ken and Barbie giggling and playing a game where they alternate who says each word of "I love you." The [[SickeninglySweethearts look of disgust]] on Buzz's face is priceless!
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** Let's also not forget that she ties him up to a ''ping-pong paddle''. The way it so blatantly sticks out while everything else in the dollhouse is perfectly proportioned and normal-looking always gets me.
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** Let's also not forget that she ties him up to a ''ping-pong paddle''. The way it so It blatantly sticks out while everything else in the dollhouse is perfectly proportioned and normal-looking always gets me.normal-looking.
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* When the Bookworm notices "Ken" is wearing pink high heels.
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-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. She '''was''' wrong!"
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-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. She '''was''' wrong!"[[HypocriticalHumor She]] '''[[HypocriticalHumor was]]''' [[HypocriticalHumor wrong]]!"
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* When Barbie needs to get information from Ken. She does this by tying him up....and ripping his clothes.
** ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''
** ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''
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* When Barbie needs to get information from Ken. She does this by tying him up....[[InterrogationByVandalism and ripping his clothes.
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--> ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''
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--> ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''
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* When Andy's Mom takes the rest of the gang towards the curb thinking their garbage, Woody whistles for Buster like he did in the previous film. Except this time, Buster is a very old dog and just falls asleep when he enters the room- right on top of Woody!
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* When Andy's Mom takes the rest of the gang towards the curb thinking their they're garbage, Woody whistles for Buster like he did in the previous film. Except this time, Buster is a very old dog and just falls asleep when he enters the room- right on top of Woody!
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It wasn\'t meant to be funny.
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* Lotso's backstory because it came off a little assholish:
--> '''Lotso:''' She replaced us.
--> '''Chuckles:''' No, she only replaced you.
--> '''Lotso:''' She replaced us.
--> '''Chuckles:''' No, she only replaced you.
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* When Barbie goes to get Buzz's manual from the Bookworm, disguised in Ken's face-obscuring space-suit, it looks like she's been rumbled when the Bookworm notices the high-heels she has on under the costume. Then he lets out an "Ugh" of disgust and turns away, clearly disgusted by "Ken"'s fashion sense.
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*** Even better in the Spanish Castilian version, where he speaks with a marked Andalusian accent.
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** Plus, that part - and the part where Woody and his pals are escaping - just screams ''OceansEleven'' and/or (for older audiences) ''TheGreatEscape''.
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** Plus, that part - and the part where Woody and his pals are escaping - just screams ''OceansEleven'' ''Film/OceansEleven'' and/or (for older audiences) ''TheGreatEscape''.''Film/TheGreatEscape''.
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* Ken. Just Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]"
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* Ken. Just Most things involving Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]"
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** One word: [[spoiler: "Yeesh!"]]
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*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee. C'mon, say it with me: ''awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'' [[http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg]]
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*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee. C'mon, say it with me: ''awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'' [[http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg]]jpg pretend coffee.]]
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** Plus, that part - and the part where Woody and his pals are escaping - just SCREAM ''OceansEleven'' and/or (for older audiences) ''TheGreatEscape''.
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** Plus, that part - and the part where Woody and his pals are escaping - just SCREAM screams ''OceansEleven'' and/or (for older audiences) ''TheGreatEscape''.
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** Made even funnier by him having an unexpectedly gruff tone of voice and intense delivery that seems very out of place for a toy clown.
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-->'''Trixie:''' ''[Excited]'' I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctors with ''life-changing news!''
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** Immediately after this, he takes a deep breath in classic "slightly pretentious actor getting into character by pretending to be a tree" style... and then immediately snaps into his frozen toy mode, which is just him as a happily smiling stuffed porcupine.
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** The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Yes, plastic metrosexual!").
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** The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Yes, ("Affirmative, plastic metrosexual!").
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** "Oh yeah? Well, we brought our FORCE FIELD GUARD DOG!
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** "Oh yeah? Well, we I brought our FORCE FIELD GUARD DOG!my attack dog! With a built-in force field!"
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* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic ''and'' dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please.
** Not to mention, if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but gets me every time.
** Not to mention, if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but gets me every time.
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* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic ''and'' dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please.
** Not to mention,please. And if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but gets me every time.it'll get you.
** Not to mention,
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--> "I got to get home to my owner." (Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)
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--> "I got to get home to my owner." (Shows ''(Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)upside-down)''
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---> "I told you kids, '''[[AssShove stay out of my Butt!]]'''"
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---> "I told you kids, '''[[AssShove stay out of my Butt!]]'''"butt!]]'''"
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* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger and [[UpToEleven up it to the 11]] make it new and fresh again. [[spoiler:Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut''',]] !
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* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger and [[UpToEleven up it to the 11]] make it new and fresh again. [[spoiler:Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut''',]] !Astronaut'''!]]
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-->"Hey buddy, you might want to keep your mouth shut."
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-->'''Buzz:''' [[spoiler:My what mode?]]what?]]
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* Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". This Troper had tears in their eyes from holding back laughter.
** Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart...
** Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.
** Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart...
** Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.
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* Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". This Troper had tears in their eyes from holding back laughter.
**Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart...
**apart. Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.
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* Chuckles. Just Chuckles. He was probably the most [[TheWoobie depressing]] character in the movie, but the cut to his -_____- face absolutely KILLED both the audiences this troper saw it with (including herself).
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-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Any doesn't want us anymore.
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-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Any Andy doesn't want us anymore.
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-->'''Woody:''' Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
-->''(beat; Barbie starts crying)''
-->'''Hamm:''' [[SarcasmMode Quite the charmer, are't you?]]
-->''(beat; Barbie starts crying)''
-->'''Hamm:''' [[SarcasmMode Quite the charmer, are't you?]]
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* This bit...
-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Any doesn't want us anymore.
-->'''Woody:''' He was putting you '''IN THE ATTIC!'''
** Woody's description of daycare.
-->'''Woody:''' Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
-->''(beat; Barbie starts crying)''
-->'''Hamm:''' [[SarcasmMode Quite the charmer, are't you?]]
-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Any doesn't want us anymore.
-->'''Woody:''' He was putting you '''IN THE ATTIC!'''
** Woody's description of daycare.
-->'''Woody:''' Daycare is a sad, lonely place for washed up old toys who have no owners.
-->''(beat; Barbie starts crying)''
-->'''Hamm:''' [[SarcasmMode Quite the charmer, are't you?]]
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** Let's also not forget that she ties him up to a ''ping-pong paddle''. The way it so blatantly sticks out while everything else in the dollhouse is perfectly proportioned and normal-looking always gets me.
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* One of the funniest parts about Ken was wordless and didn't actually have him in it: when Barbie goes to pick up Buzz's operating manual disguised in Ken's astronaut suit, the bookworm notices the high heels "Ken" is wearing and gives "him" a sharp look as if to say "You know, [[CreepyCrossdresser we always kind of wondered about that boy...]]"
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* Pretty much any scene with [[spoiler:[[GratuitousSpanish Spanish Buzz]].]] Why? So far we've seen at least 3 different multiple Buzz personalities already (Space Ranger, Enlightened and Mrs. Nesbit). Yet PIXAR has somehow managed to take the idea of a deluded Space Ranger and [[UpToEleven up it to the 11]] make it new and fresh again. [[spoiler:Plus, he's a '''Flamenco Dancing Astronaut''',]] !
* Jessie's reaction to [[spoiler: Spanish Buzz Lightyear.]]
--> '''Jessie:''' Did you fix Buzz?
--> '''Hamm:''' Eh... sort of.
* And for that matter, Woody's reaction to [[spoiler:Spanish Buzz Lightyear]].
--> [[spoiler:(After [[HoYay Buzz kisses him twice on the cheeks.]]) '''Woody:''' *{{beat}}* [[FlatWhat We've gotta switch him back.]]]]
* Or this line:
-->'''To Jessie''': "Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor."
** Translated for those who don't speak Spanish "Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love."
** Not to mention the flamenco that comes just before it. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption You will fail.]]
* Ken. Just Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]"
** The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Yes, plastic metrosexual!").
* This scene after realizing the how literal that line is.
--->'''Ken:''' It's almost like we were..
--->'''Ken and Barbie:''' -Made- for each other.
* One of the funniest parts about Ken was wordless and didn't actually have him in it: when Barbie goes to pick up Buzz's operating manual disguised in Ken's astronaut suit, the bookworm notices the high heels "Ken" is wearing and gives "him" a sharp look as if to say "You know, [[CreepyCrossdresser we always kind of wondered about that boy...]]"
*
-->'''Woody:''' Look, I just need to know how to get out of here.
-->'''Buttercup (melodramatically):''' There ''is'' no way out!
-->'''Woody:''' ''(gasps)''
-->'''Buttercup:''' Just kidding, door's right over there.
*
-->'''Jessie:''' [[spoiler:Don't worry! I'll be fine! *whispers* Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.]]
-->'''Buzz:''' [[spoiler:My what mode?]]
* Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". This Troper had tears in their eyes from holding back laughter.
** Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart...
** Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.
** Or "Mr. Zucchini Head".
---> "You will not BELIEVE what I've been through tonight."
*** This Troper thought it was a {{Squick}} / ParentalBonus joke.
* When the Bookworm notices "Ken" is wearing pink high heels.
** One word: [[spoiler: "Yeesh!"]]
* [[spoiler: "Lotso is a big, evil bear. Who [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking smells of STRAWBERRIES]]."]]
* Chuckles. Just Chuckles. He was probably the most [[TheWoobie depressing]] character in the movie, but the cut to his -_____- face absolutely KILLED both the audiences this troper saw it with (including herself).
* '''Barbie''': "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!"
* During the end credits, when the gang read a letter from Sunnyside, written in very neat, curly, and pink handwriting. It is not from Barbie, as they initially think, but Ken. The kicker? He signs it "Hugs and Kisses!"
-->'''Buzz:''' That Barbie's got some nice handwriting.
-->'''Jessie:''' Uhh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write that...
* The line that seemed to get the most laughs in the theater comes right after Molly throws Barbie in the donation box:
-->'''Jessie:''' Poor Barbie!
-->'''Hamm:''' I get the Corvette.
* Woody introducing himself to Dolly cracks me up for some reason. It's the delivery of the line that nails it:
--> '''Woody:''' The name's Woody.
--> '''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that?
** "Of course, you're getting this from a doll named Dolly."
* Mr. Pricklepants: [[LargeHam "Well, EXCUSE me, I'm trying to stay in character!"]]
** And then the line of him asking Woody if he's "[[ClassicallyTrainedExtra classically trained]]."
* The pairing of Rex and Trixie as video game partners, each getting excited about the game and then collapsing after they defeat it. The best part? Trying to high five each other even though Rex's hands are too short.
* Despite being sort of scary and weird, brainwashed Buzz has some really funny quotes. "Quiet, musical hog!"
* The entire opening sequence. Seriously. It's just so hilariously [[WorldOfHam overblown]] and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome epic]] that words don't do it justice. It gets even better when you realized the whole damn thing is just [[spoiler: [[CallBack Andy's playtime in the eyes of the toys.]]]]
** "The orphans!!!"
** "That's [[InsistentTerminology MISTER]] evil Dr. Porkchop to you!"
** "Money, money, money!"
** "Oh yeah? Well, we brought our FORCE FIELD GUARD DOG!
*** "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"
** The BigRedButton labeled "DEATH BY MONKEYS."
*** And the resulting explosion.
** The best part is that the entire scene is one long CallBack to the opening scene in the first movie.
*** Make that ''both'' movies.
* "El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)
** ''[[Series/SesameStreet "Abierto!"]]''
*** Actually, ''every single line'' said by Spanish Mode Buzz is hilarious if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the cincher, though.
* What about this line?
--> "I got to get home to my owner." (Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)
--> "Who's Yidna?"
--> "I think it's pronounced Yid-''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY nay]]''."
* Pretty much everything said by [[spoiler: Bonnie]] during her playtime is a combination of this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: "The ghosts are throwing pies!", "I have the secret ingredient-Jellybeans!", "We need a spaceship to get away from the witch!"
** "SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!" "Poison?!" *spits out a jellybean*
*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee. C'mon, say it with me: ''awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'' [[http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg]]
** And on that note, after Bonnie goes away Woody tries to find out where he is, only for the other toys to take a few seconds to remember what kind of bizarre scenario they're part of this time.
* When Jessie admits to Woody he was right about Andy not throwing them away:
-->'''Jessie:''' "Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong."
-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. She '''was''' wrong!"
* The WhereAreTheyNow ending is both this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments. Five words: "Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
** And who could forget this hilarious line by Mr. Potato Head:
---> "I told you kids, '''[[AssShove stay out of my Butt!]]'''"
* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic ''and'' dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please.
** Not to mention, if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but gets me every time.
* Though the Monkey was NightmareFuel for some, it's hard to hold back laughter at the telephone's speech to Woody. [[InherentlyFunnyWords There's something hilarious about a dramatic briefing with the word "monkey" in it]].
** Plus, that part - and the part where Woody and his pals are escaping - just SCREAM ''OceansEleven'' and/or (for older audiences) ''TheGreatEscape''.
** After being thoroughly creeped out by that monkey, [[spoiler: seeing him in star-shaped sunglasses during the end credits]] will produce a smile.
* The look on Buzz's face when Woody's trying to calm the toys down pre-packing.
* The look on Woody's face when Trixie tries to tell him where they are.
* Lotso's backstory because it came off a little assholish:
--> '''Lotso:''' She replaced us.
--> '''Chuckles:''' No, she only replaced you.
* Chuckles, you'd expect with a name like that that he'd be smiling, but then the camera cuts to reveal his face to us and he's frowning.
* The way that Lotso condescendingly calls Ken "Kenneth".
* When Barbie needs to get information from Ken. She does this by tying him up....and ripping his clothes.
** ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''
* Lotso's FateWorseThanDeath at the end. Enough said.
** It's made even funnier by [[ContinuityCameo Sid]] appearing as the garbage truck driver.
*** The fact that he was still "singing" (really loudly, and really obnoxiously) makes it even better
* When Andy's Mom takes the rest of the gang towards the curb thinking their garbage, Woody whistles for Buster like he did in the previous film. Except this time, Buster is a very old dog and just falls asleep when he enters the room- right on top of Woody!
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* Jessie's reaction to [[spoiler: Spanish Buzz Lightyear.]]
--> '''Jessie:''' Did you fix Buzz?
--> '''Hamm:''' Eh... sort of.
* And for that matter, Woody's reaction to [[spoiler:Spanish Buzz Lightyear]].
--> [[spoiler:(After [[HoYay Buzz kisses him twice on the cheeks.]]) '''Woody:''' *{{beat}}* [[FlatWhat We've gotta switch him back.]]]]
* Or this line:
-->'''To Jessie''': "Ven conmigo, mi amor. Yo te mostraré las maravillas de la galaxia y vamos a derrotar el mal con nuestro amor."
** Translated for those who don't speak Spanish "Come with me, my love. I will show the wonders of the galaxy and we will defeat evil with our love."
** Not to mention the flamenco that comes just before it. Just try not to crack up when El Buzzo pulls that crazy-crab-walk-windmill move. [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption You will fail.]]
* Ken. Just Ken. The best is probably Buzz's reply of "Yes, [[CampStraight Well Groomed Man!]]"
** The Brazilian dubbing makes that even funnier ("Yes, plastic metrosexual!").
* This scene after realizing the how literal that line is.
--->'''Ken:''' It's almost like we were..
--->'''Ken and Barbie:''' -Made- for each other.
* One of the funniest parts about Ken was wordless and didn't actually have him in it: when Barbie goes to pick up Buzz's operating manual disguised in Ken's astronaut suit, the bookworm notices the high heels "Ken" is wearing and gives "him" a sharp look as if to say "You know, [[CreepyCrossdresser we always kind of wondered about that boy...]]"
*
-->'''Woody:''' Look, I just need to know how to get out of here.
-->'''Buttercup (melodramatically):''' There ''is'' no way out!
-->'''Woody:''' ''(gasps)''
-->'''Buttercup:''' Just kidding, door's right over there.
*
-->'''Jessie:''' [[spoiler:Don't worry! I'll be fine! *whispers* Besides, I know about Buzz's Spanish mode.]]
-->'''Buzz:''' [[spoiler:My what mode?]]
* Any scene involving "Mr. Tortilla Head". This Troper had tears in their eyes from holding back laughter.
** Especially the pigeon. Something about the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" just falls apart...
** Just the way "Mr. Tortilla Head" flops around is silly and hilarious.
** Or "Mr. Zucchini Head".
---> "You will not BELIEVE what I've been through tonight."
*** This Troper thought it was a {{Squick}} / ParentalBonus joke.
* When the Bookworm notices "Ken" is wearing pink high heels.
** One word: [[spoiler: "Yeesh!"]]
* [[spoiler: "Lotso is a big, evil bear. Who [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking smells of STRAWBERRIES]]."]]
* Chuckles. Just Chuckles. He was probably the most [[TheWoobie depressing]] character in the movie, but the cut to his -_____- face absolutely KILLED both the audiences this troper saw it with (including herself).
* '''Barbie''': "Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!"
* During the end credits, when the gang read a letter from Sunnyside, written in very neat, curly, and pink handwriting. It is not from Barbie, as they initially think, but Ken. The kicker? He signs it "Hugs and Kisses!"
-->'''Buzz:''' That Barbie's got some nice handwriting.
-->'''Jessie:''' Uhh... Buzz? Barbie didn't write that...
* The line that seemed to get the most laughs in the theater comes right after Molly throws Barbie in the donation box:
-->'''Jessie:''' Poor Barbie!
-->'''Hamm:''' I get the Corvette.
* Woody introducing himself to Dolly cracks me up for some reason. It's the delivery of the line that nails it:
--> '''Woody:''' The name's Woody.
--> '''Dolly:''' Woody, huh? You're gonna stick with that?
** "Of course, you're getting this from a doll named Dolly."
* Mr. Pricklepants: [[LargeHam "Well, EXCUSE me, I'm trying to stay in character!"]]
** And then the line of him asking Woody if he's "[[ClassicallyTrainedExtra classically trained]]."
* The pairing of Rex and Trixie as video game partners, each getting excited about the game and then collapsing after they defeat it. The best part? Trying to high five each other even though Rex's hands are too short.
* Despite being sort of scary and weird, brainwashed Buzz has some really funny quotes. "Quiet, musical hog!"
* The entire opening sequence. Seriously. It's just so hilariously [[WorldOfHam overblown]] and [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome epic]] that words don't do it justice. It gets even better when you realized the whole damn thing is just [[spoiler: [[CallBack Andy's playtime in the eyes of the toys.]]]]
** "The orphans!!!"
** "That's [[InsistentTerminology MISTER]] evil Dr. Porkchop to you!"
** "Money, money, money!"
** "Oh yeah? Well, we brought our FORCE FIELD GUARD DOG!
*** "Well, I brought my DINOSAUR! Who EATS FORCE FIELD DOGS!"
** The BigRedButton labeled "DEATH BY MONKEYS."
*** And the resulting explosion.
** The best part is that the entire scene is one long CallBack to the opening scene in the first movie.
*** Make that ''both'' movies.
* "El Vaquero!" (The Cowboy!)
** ''[[Series/SesameStreet "Abierto!"]]''
*** Actually, ''every single line'' said by Spanish Mode Buzz is hilarious if you've ever seen Spanish soap operas. The longer lines he says are as cheesy as the lines can get in an ''actual'' Spanish soap opera. The voice actor's [[LargeHam over the top delivery]] of the lines is the cincher, though.
* What about this line?
--> "I got to get home to my owner." (Shows him his ANDY boot upside-down)
--> "Who's Yidna?"
--> "I think it's pronounced Yid-''[[ItIsPronouncedTroPAY nay]]''."
* Pretty much everything said by [[spoiler: Bonnie]] during her playtime is a combination of this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments: "The ghosts are throwing pies!", "I have the secret ingredient-Jellybeans!", "We need a spaceship to get away from the witch!"
** "SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE!" "Poison?!" *spits out a jellybean*
*** This shot, after Bonnie's had a little too much pretend coffee. C'mon, say it with me: ''awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!'' [[http://i45.tinypic.com/110w40n.jpg]]
** And on that note, after Bonnie goes away Woody tries to find out where he is, only for the other toys to take a few seconds to remember what kind of bizarre scenario they're part of this time.
* When Jessie admits to Woody he was right about Andy not throwing them away:
-->'''Jessie:''' "Woody, we were wrong to leave Andy. I-I was wrong."
-->'''Mr. Potato Head:''' "Jessie's right, Woody. She '''was''' wrong!"
* The WhereAreTheyNow ending is both this and SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments. Five words: "Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo?"
** And who could forget this hilarious line by Mr. Potato Head:
---> "I told you kids, '''[[AssShove stay out of my Butt!]]'''"
* "Just a ''dinosaur''". The context, coupled with Kristen Schall's voice acting, which managed to make the line sound apologetic ''and'' dismissive, at the same time, never fails to please.
** Not to mention, if you look at Trixie after she says that, her eyes shift back to Woody for just a moment. It's subtle, but gets me every time.
* Though the Monkey was NightmareFuel for some, it's hard to hold back laughter at the telephone's speech to Woody. [[InherentlyFunnyWords There's something hilarious about a dramatic briefing with the word "monkey" in it]].
** Plus, that part - and the part where Woody and his pals are escaping - just SCREAM ''OceansEleven'' and/or (for older audiences) ''TheGreatEscape''.
** After being thoroughly creeped out by that monkey, [[spoiler: seeing him in star-shaped sunglasses during the end credits]] will produce a smile.
* The look on Buzz's face when Woody's trying to calm the toys down pre-packing.
* The look on Woody's face when Trixie tries to tell him where they are.
* Lotso's backstory because it came off a little assholish:
--> '''Lotso:''' She replaced us.
--> '''Chuckles:''' No, she only replaced you.
* Chuckles, you'd expect with a name like that that he'd be smiling, but then the camera cuts to reveal his face to us and he's frowning.
* The way that Lotso condescendingly calls Ken "Kenneth".
* When Barbie needs to get information from Ken. She does this by tying him up....and ripping his clothes.
** ''NOT THE NEHRU JACKET!''
* Lotso's FateWorseThanDeath at the end. Enough said.
** It's made even funnier by [[ContinuityCameo Sid]] appearing as the garbage truck driver.
*** The fact that he was still "singing" (really loudly, and really obnoxiously) makes it even better
* When Andy's Mom takes the rest of the gang towards the curb thinking their garbage, Woody whistles for Buster like he did in the previous film. Except this time, Buster is a very old dog and just falls asleep when he enters the room- right on top of Woody!
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