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--->'''Old Man:''' Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
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--->'''Old Man:''' Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown ''[[OnceDoneNeverForgotten Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
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** The background of the gag is funny as well. Farley and Spade shared an office at ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' and their desks faced away from each other. Several times, Farley would tell Spade to turn around so he could see a new bit he was working on. Every single time Spade looked, it was Farley wearing Spade's jacket and saying "Fat guy in a little coat", [[SchmuckBait even when Farley assured him it was a different bit this time]].
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* Tommy's answer to a question on his final college exam during the opening credits: ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]] Hancock were all framers of the Constitution."'' His smug look tops it.
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the US Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
** And before that, his professor gives him an exasperated look. In the next scene, if you look closely, the same professor is seen behind some glass shaking his head at Tommy as he jubilantly reacts to his passing grade.
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* Tommy's answer to a question on his final college exam during the opening credits: ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]] Hancock were all framers of the Constitution."'' His smug look tops it.
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the US Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
** And before that, his professor gives him an exasperated look. In the next scene, if you look closely, the same professor is seen behind some glass shaking his head at Tommy as he jubilantly reacts to his passing grade.
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna ''show'' this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''SHOW...'''"
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
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-->''*passes
-->''[Tommy passes out and completely flattens a coffee
* Paul [[OffhandBackhand backhanding]] an annoying kid making faces against the bus window.
* Paul's look of disgust as Tommy pulls him into an enthusiastic hug on their first meeting.
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-->'''Tommy:''' No offense; but if I sent a picture of your mom back to my buddies at college, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month"!
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-->'''Tommy:''' No offense; offense, but if I sent a picture of your mom back to my buddies at college, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month"!
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* The deer Tommy and Richard hit [[spoiler: that suddenly ''wakes up in the back seat and destroys Richard's car.'']]
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... ''awesome.'' [laughing] [{{Beat}}] ... but, sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. [''Tommy glares at Richard, who just shrugs''] Exits? Okay, there's one back here, and there's, uh, probably one over by the wings somewhere, usually... And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a ''retard!'' Okay, and life preservers: These, you may need, although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says, if anything, it's gonna be a ''mountain!'' To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab. [''Tommy puts a kid-sized life preserver around his neck and inflates it; it starts to choke him'']\\
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- [''he flails around for a bit''] CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! [''he grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out'']\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
* "Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''"
** "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
** "What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!"
* Six words: Fat guy in a little coat.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... ''awesome.'' [laughing] [{{Beat}}] ... but, sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. [''Tommy glares at Richard, who just shrugs''] Exits? Okay, there's one back here, and there's, uh, probably one over by the wings somewhere, usually... And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a ''retard!'' Okay, and life preservers: These, you may need, although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says, if anything, it's gonna be a ''mountain!'' To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab. [''Tommy puts a kid-sized life preserver around his neck and inflates it; it starts to choke him'']\\
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- [''he flails around for a bit''] CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! [''he grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out'']\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
* "Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''"
** "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
** "What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!"
* Six words: Fat guy in a little coat.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
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* The deer cow-tipping scene, especially the part where Paul falls and Tommy and Richard hit [[spoiler: drags him to safety despite his protests that suddenly ''wakes up in the back seat and destroys he's fine, declaring "I LOVE YOU!"
* The elderly board woman's obsession with whores coming into town if Callahan Auto gets shut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh]] when she first brings it up.
** Richard'scar.'']]
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lotdeadpan response after one of stuff in my life, but that... was... ''awesome.'' [laughing] [{{Beat}}] ... but, sorry her tangents.
--->'''Old Lady:''' All the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
--->'''Richard:''' I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up aboutyour car, man. That sucks.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalmsit:
--->'''Old Man:''' Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, andmaking a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you throughmy little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never life has been laid. [''Tommy glares at Richard, who just shrugs''] Exits? Okay, there's one back here, and there's, uh, probably one over by the wings somewhere, usually... And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a ''retard!'' Okay, and life preservers: These, you may need, although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says, if anything, it's gonna be a ''mountain!'' To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab. [''Tommy puts a kid-sized life preserver around his neck and inflates it; it starts to choke him'']\\
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- [''he flails around for a bit''] CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! [''he grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out'']\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
* "Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''"
** "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
** "What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!"
* Six words: Fat guy in a little coat.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.''living hell'' ever since!
* The elderly board woman's obsession with whores coming into town if Callahan Auto gets shut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh]] when she first brings it up.
** Richard's
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lot
--->'''Old Lady:''' All the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
--->'''Richard:''' I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms
--->'''Old Man:''' Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- [''he flails around for a bit''] CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! [''he grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out'']\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
* "Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''"
** "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
** "What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!"
* Six words: Fat guy in a little coat.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
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* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' Tommy says or does.
** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. He and Richard are both genuinely shocked when it proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
* The waitress gets in a great DeadpanSnarker line as well:
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts."
-->'''Tommy:''' "Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot; are ya sure it's closed?"
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
* "YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!"
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
* The elderly board woman's obsession with whores coming into town if Callahan Auto gets shut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh]] when she first brings it up.
** Richard's deadpan response after one of her tangents.
-->'''Old Lady:''' All the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it:
-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. He and Richard are both genuinely shocked when it proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
* The waitress gets in a great DeadpanSnarker line as well:
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts."
-->'''Tommy:''' "Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot; are ya sure it's closed?"
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
* "YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!"
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
* The elderly board woman's obsession with whores coming into town if Callahan Auto gets shut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh]] when she first brings it up.
** Richard's deadpan response after one of her tangents.
-->'''Old Lady:''' All the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it:
-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
to:
* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' The deer Tommy says or does.
** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. Heand Richard are both genuinely shocked when it proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
* The waitress getshit suddenly ''wakes up in the backseat and destroys Richard's car''.
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen agreat DeadpanSnarker line as well:
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is coldlot of stuff and desserts.in my life, but that... was... ''awesome''! ''[laughing]''
-->''[{{Beat}} as Richard looks at him]''
-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Six words: "Fat guy in a little coat."
-->'''Tommy:''' "Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot; are ya sure it's closed?"
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
*** And then Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
* "YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!"
proceeds to tear Richard's jacket.
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing[[https://m."[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], Superstar]]" by The Carpenters.Music/TheCarpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
*The elderly board woman's obsession Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road, and Richard smacks Tommy out cold with whores coming into town if Callahan Auto a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard and says "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
* Helen the waitress getsshut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh]] whenin a great DeadpanSnarker line:
-->'''Helen:''' Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts.
-->'''Tommy:''' Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot. Are ya sure it's closed?
-->'''Helen:''' Let me check. ''[{{beat}} as she doesn't budge]'' ''Yep'', it's closed.
* Tommy sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!]]" routine for Helen the waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his firstbrings ''successful'' sales pitch due to mentioning to their latest potential client how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave his daughter knocked up]]. He and Richard are both genuinely shocked when it up.
**proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard'sdeadpan response airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic, they're hilarious.
-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.\\
''[Tommy glares at Richard, who just shrugs]''\\
'''Richard:''' Exits? Okay, there's one back here, and there's, uh, probably one over by the wings somewhere, usually... And what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a ''retard''! Okay, and life preservers: These, you may need, although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says, if anything, it's gonna be a ''mountain''! To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab.\\
''[Tommy puts a kid-sized life preserver around his neck and inflates it; it starts to choke him]''\\
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- ''[flails around for a bit]'' CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! ''[grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out]''\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
* Richard trolling Tommy in a motel by pretending to be a Hispanic maid.
-->'''Tommy:''' Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''\\
'''Richard:''' Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?\\
'''Tommy:''' What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
* Tommy and Richard tricking two cops pursuing them by pretending they're being attacked by bees.
-->'''Tommy:''' YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!
* Richard is revealed to be wearing a toupee afterone of her tangents.
-->'''Old Lady:''' AllZalinsky demonstrates his new car engine. He tries to fix it, but it ends up looking hilariously ridiculous as he orders Tommy to never mention it to anyone else. And in the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it:
-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!next shot, his hair's back to normal.
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. He
* The waitress gets
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold
-->''[{{Beat}} as Richard looks at him]''
-->'''Tommy:''' Sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Six words: "Fat guy in a little coat."
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
*
* "YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!"
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing
*
* Helen the waitress gets
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh]] when
-->'''Helen:''' Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts.
-->'''Tommy:''' Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot. Are ya sure it's closed?
-->'''Helen:''' Let me check. ''[{{beat}} as she doesn't budge]'' ''Yep'', it's closed.
* Tommy sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!]]" routine for Helen the waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first
**
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's
-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.\\
''[Tommy glares at Richard, who just shrugs]''\\
'''Richard:''' Exits? Okay, there's one back here, and there's, uh, probably one over by the wings somewhere, usually... And what about seat belts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a ''retard''! Okay, and life preservers: These, you may need, although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says, if anything, it's gonna be a ''mountain''! To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab.\\
''[Tommy puts a kid-sized life preserver around his neck and inflates it; it starts to choke him]''\\
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- ''[flails around for a bit]'' CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! ''[grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out]''\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
* Richard trolling Tommy in a motel by pretending to be a Hispanic maid.
-->'''Tommy:''' Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''\\
'''Richard:''' Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?\\
'''Tommy:''' What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
* Tommy and Richard tricking two cops pursuing them by pretending they're being attacked by bees.
-->'''Tommy:''' YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!
* Richard is revealed to be wearing a toupee after
-->'''Old Lady:''' All
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it:
-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
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-->'''Richard:''' Okay, folks, the guy in front of you is Tommy. He'll be taking you through my little spiel here. Tommy is a scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid. [''Tommy glares at Richard, who just shrugs''] Exits? Okay, there's one back here, and there's, uh, probably one over by the wings somewhere, usually... And what about seatbelts? To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and... you know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seatbelt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you in the head with a tack hammer because you're a ''retard!'' Okay, and life preservers: These, you may need, although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake? My money says, if anything, it's gonna be a ''mountain!'' To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tab. [''Tommy puts a kid-sized life preserver around his neck and inflates it; it starts to choke him'']\\
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- [''he flails around for a bit''] CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! [''he grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out'']\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
'''Tommy:''' AAAUGH! GET IT OFF! SON OF A-- [''he flails around for a bit''] CAN'T BREATHE! CHOKING! [''he grabs a passenger's pen and stabs it into the preserver to let the air out'']\\
'''Richard:''' He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''show...'''"
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show ''show'' this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''show...'''SHOW...'''"
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''show...'''" ''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
to:
-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''show...'''" ''*passes '''"
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''show...'''"
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna '''show...'''"
-->''*passes'''" ''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna ''show...''"
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-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna ''show...''" '''show...'''"
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* Tommy's attempt at a poignant farewell speech with his college buds quickly goes awry after he takes a monster bong hit:
-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna ''show...''"
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
-->"Now, some of us are leaving, and that is sad. But this isn't the end, no way. We're gonna show this world a thing or two! We're gonna ''show...''"
-->''*passes out and completely flattens a coffee table*''
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* "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
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* "Please go away, let me sleep ''FOR THE LOVE OF '''GOD!!'''''"
** "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
** "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
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* The waitress gets in a great DeadpanSnarker line as well:
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts."
-->'''Tommy:''' "Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot; are ya sure it's closed?"
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts."
-->'''Tommy:''' "Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot; are ya sure it's closed?"
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
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-->'''Paul:''' I'm honored.
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-->'''Paul:''' [[SarcasmMode I'm honored.]]
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''Once'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''Once'' ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. He and Richard are both genuinely shocked when it proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. He and Richard are both genuinely shocked when it proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. ''Once'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since!
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. Christ... ''Once'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ''living hell'' ever since!
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** "What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!"
* "YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!"
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** The Board's exasperated sigh when she first brings it up.
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* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession elderly board woman's obsession with Whores whores coming into town if callahagn Callahan Auto gets shut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperatedsigh sigh]] when she first brings it up.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated
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-->'''Richard''': I like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.
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-->'''Old Lady:''' All the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up aboutit
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sakeit:
-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. ''Once'' during the war Ivisit visited a prostitute once 40 years ago prostitute, and i've my life has been paying for it a living hell ever since.since!
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake
-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. ''Once'' during the war I
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Indian Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Indian Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
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* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
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* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.faces.
* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession with Whores coming into town if callahagn gets shut down.
** The Board's exasperated sigh when she first brings it up.
** Richard's deadpan response after one of her tangents.
-->'''Richard''': I like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.
* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession with Whores coming into town if callahagn gets shut down.
** The Board's exasperated sigh when she first brings it up.
** Richard's deadpan response after one of her tangents.
-->'''Richard''': I like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.
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* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat guy in a little coat.
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* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat words: Fat guy in a little coat.
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** Even better, John Hancock was not a framer of the Constitution. No wonder Tommy got that D+.
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** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock was not a framer had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. No With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
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** Even better, John Hancock was not a framer of the Constitution. No wonder Tommy got that D+.
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Indian Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
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* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing Superstar, by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
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* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing Superstar, [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
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* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
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* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"Forest!"
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing Superstar, by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing Superstar, by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.
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* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' Tommy says or does.
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* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' Tommy says or does.does.
* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
* Tommy and Richard have it out on the side of the road - Richard smacks Tommy out cold with a two-by-four, then looks up at a billboard. "Hey, Prehistoric Forest!"
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw A sales demonstration by Tommy Callahan]].
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw A sales demonstration by Tommy Callahan]].Callahan]].
* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' Tommy says or does.
* Let's face it, just about ''everything'' Tommy says or does.
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* "Housekeeping, you want me to jerk you off?"
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* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
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* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.car.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw A sales demonstration by Tommy Callahan]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2XvxDaIwCw A sales demonstration by Tommy Callahan]].
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* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat guy in a little coat.
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* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat guy in a little coat.coat.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
* Tommy's answers a question on a test in the opening credits. ''"Thomas Jefferson, James Madison and [[spoiler: [[Music/HerbieHancock Herbie]]]] Hancock were all framers of the constitution."''
* Tommy and Richard's big, goofy singalongs in the car.
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* This exchange:
-->'''Tommy:''' No offense; but if I sent a picture of your mom back to my buddies at college, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month"!
-->'''Paul:''' I'm honored.
* The deer Tommy and Richard hit [[spoiler: that suddenly ''wakes up in the back seat and destroys Richard's car.'']]
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... ''awesome.'' [laughing] [{{Beat}}] ... but, sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat guy in a little coat.
-->'''Tommy:''' No offense; but if I sent a picture of your mom back to my buddies at college, she'd definitely be "Boner of the Month"!
-->'''Paul:''' I'm honored.
* The deer Tommy and Richard hit [[spoiler: that suddenly ''wakes up in the back seat and destroys Richard's car.'']]
-->'''Tommy:''' I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... ''awesome.'' [laughing] [{{Beat}}] ... but, sorry about your car, man. That sucks.
* Tommy catching Richard having ADateWithRosiePalms and making a RunningGag out of it.
* Richard's airline announcements are so deadpan-caustic they're hilarious.
* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat guy in a little coat.