History Funny / TommyBoy

9th Mar '17 11:41:21 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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* The waitress gets in a great DeadpanSnarker line as well:
-->'''Waitress:''' "Sorry, kitchen's closed until 12:30. All we got is cold stuff and desserts."
-->'''Tommy:''' "Boy, some chicken wings would really hit the spot; are ya sure it's closed?"
-->'''Waitress:''' "Let me check. *{{beat}}* ''Yep'', it's closed."
11th Jan '17 10:07:23 PM SnowHesher
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-->'''Paul:''' I'm honored.

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-->'''Paul:''' [[SarcasmMode I'm honored.]]
5th Jan '17 12:42:05 PM ironballs16
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''Once'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!

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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ... ''Once'' ''[[NeverLiveItDown Once]]'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a ''living hell'' ever since!
5th Jan '17 12:40:41 PM ironballs16
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.

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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Idiot Circus Boy Boy]] and [[AndCallHimGeorge his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.waitress.
** Shortly after this, Tommy has his first ''successful'' sales pitch - due to mentioning how the "Guarantee Fairy" [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext will steal the money on the dresser and leave your daughter knocked up]]. He and Richard are both genuinely shocked when it proves CrazyEnoughToWork.
3rd Oct '16 7:08:46 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. ''Once'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ever since!

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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. Christ... ''Once'' during the war I visited a prostitute, and my life has been a living hell ''living hell'' ever since!
3rd Oct '16 7:03:26 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "What kind of a motel ''is'' this?!"



* "YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!"



* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession with Whores coming into town if callahagn gets shut down.
** The Board's exasperated sigh when she first brings it up.

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* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession elderly board woman's obsession with Whores whores coming into town if callahagn Callahan Auto gets shut down.
** The Board's [[HereWeGoAgain exasperated sigh sigh]] when she first brings it up.



-->'''Richard''': I like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.

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-->'''Old Lady:''' All the whores running around, shaking their behinds for the men-folk!
-->'''Richard''': I kinda like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake
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-->'''Old Man''': Jesus Christ. ''Once'' during the war
I visit visited a prostitute once 40 years ago prostitute, and i've my life has been paying for it a living hell ever since.since!
30th Aug '16 8:28:33 PM Overlord347
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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Indian Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.

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** In particular, his sparking a EurekaMoment in Richard with his [[ItMakesSenseInContext "Jojo, the Indian Idiot Circus Boy and his pretty new pet!"]] routine for the waitress.
25th Aug '16 10:25:48 AM mogo
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* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.

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* Tommy and Richard in the car, singing [[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7ZLIqJ8RN4 Superstar]], by The Carpenters. What sells it is Tommy and Richard previously acting nonchalant about the song playing, the GilliganCut, and then seeing them with tears all over their faces.faces.
* The Elderly Female Board Woman's obession with Whores coming into town if callahagn gets shut down.
** The Board's exasperated sigh when she first brings it up.
** Richard's deadpan response after one of her tangents.
-->'''Richard''': I like her idea.
** The reason why she can't shut up about it
-->'''Board Member''': For god's sake I visit a prostitute once 40 years ago and i've been paying for it ever since.
2nd Dec '15 10:58:18 AM dreamofwritting
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* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat guy in a little coat.

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* [[TwoWordsObviousTrope Six words]] - fat words: Fat guy in a little coat.
28th Nov '15 11:53:19 AM waltersobchak
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** Even better, John Hancock was not a framer of the Constitution. No wonder Tommy got that D+.

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** Even better, both Thomas Jefferson and John Hancock was not a framer had nothing to do with the framing of the Constitution. No With professors like these, no wonder Tommy got that D+.
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