History Funny / TheMightyDucks

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!D2

* Quite an unintentional one that borders on FridgeLogic, but at one point, Bombay's former coach, who serves as his antagonist of sorts in the first film, berates him for pulling a fast one on him, ending it with telling him that he wasn't even a has-been; he was a never-was. Words that mean a lot coming from someone who's been coaching pee-wee for 30 years and aimed at a high-powered attorney.
** Well, check out the dramatic newspaper headlines about the hockey matches. Pee-Wee is SeriousBusiness in this setting.
** To be fair, it's not like coaching pee wee hockey was his full time job. Who knows what Gordon's former coach could have been doing in his day-to-day life.

-->'''Judge''': To think I almost stayed home this morning.
* The team protests being called "The Mighty Ducks:"

* Russ Tyler heckling the Ducks is amazing.
-->"Hey, Goldberg! I bet if that puck was a CHEESEBURGER, you'd stop it! Ha ha ha!"

* Gordon's first practice with the team:
-->'''Averman''': Just so you know, we really suck.
-->'''Gordon''': Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here.
-->(cut to the all the kids tripping over each other during the face off)
-->'''Gordon''': (shaking his head) They really suck.
* The kids mistaking Gordon for a drug dealer when they first meet him.
-->"This is a drug-free neighborhood!"
* Gordon making Mr. Tibbles hand over his whistle.
-->You can have it back at the end of the school term.
* Gordon persuading his boss to sponsor the team
-->"Come on! We'll get you your own jersey!" \\
* Ducksworth suddenly looks up*

* [[TheObiWan Tai Quack Do's]] AmbiguouslyJewish outbursts.

* Grin, trying to be all mystical and [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]]-like while his hand is now sore.

-->"Come on, we'll get you your own jersey."
* Goldsworth suddenly looks up

'''[[AC:The Films]]'''

* The team protests being called "The Mighty Ducks"
-->'''Guy Germaine:''' They don't even have teeth!
-->'''Gordon Bombay:''' [[InsultBackfire Neither do hockey players.]]

-->'''Bombay:''' Karp, how many fingers am I holding up?
-->'''Peter:''' He wouldn't know that anyway.
* Russ Tyler heckling the Ducks is amazing.

-->'''Averman:''' Just so you know, we really suck.
-->'''Gordon:''' Hey, I'll decide who sucks around here.
--> (cut to the all the kids tripping over each other during the face off)
-->'''Gordon:''' (shaking his head) They really suck.

--> You can have it back at the end of the school term.


'''[[AC:The Animated Series]]'''


The First Face Off pt. 1

* While Nosedive is waiting for the others to get back from the mission to blow up Dragaunus' base. And decides to take matters into his own hands.
--> '''Nosedive''': Woohoo! Alright, Nosedive tower; here goes nothin'! (''hits a random button, and the windshield wipers turn on, then makes buzzer noise'') Wrong!

--> '''Grin''': Pain is an illusion. An illusion that really, ''really'', hurts.

A Traitor Among Us

* Just about anytime Nosedive and Duke butt-heads over...well ''anything'' is funny.

Take Me To Your Leader

Zap Attack

--> "You have reached the Huggarman hotline; today's answer is...''NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!''"

Phil in The Blank

* Poor Nosedive, after a ''nasty'' fall.
--> '''Nosedive''': ''Mommy, I don't wanna go to preschool''.
* Near the end of the episode.
--> '''Phil''':(''Phil's phone rings and he answers'') Hello?
--> '''Wraith''': Roast Duck.

--> '''Wraith''': I know; ''I'm...'' ordering take-out.
--> '''Phil''': Oh great! In that case, give me the Mushu Pork; nah nah nah; give me the Mushu vegetable. I'm tryin to lose a few pounds here.

Jurassic Puck

Duck Hard

--> '''Chameleon''': Siege old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (''goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air'') Siege, you're a gggga you're a ggga GHOOOOOOST!!!"
--> '''Siege''': You nit wit; it's a hologram.

Power Play

--> "Oy; this kid's (''young Grim'') as sharp as a sack of doorknobs! Meshugga; there ain't no sound! How can there be a game with only one team?! You gotta have two; two goalies, two centers, also refs, and the guy who hawks the popcorn."

** And then replacing Wildwing with Wayne Gretzky in a duck costume, just as the former comes back. TheReveal makes the team do a complete 180 from "WTF Phil" to fannish squee.

--> '''Chameleon''': Siege old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (Goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air) Siege, you're a gggga you're a ggga GHOOOOOOST!!!"

--> '''Nosedive''': Woohoo! Alright, Nosedive tower; here goes nothin'. (He hits a random button, and the windshield wipers turn on) (''He makes buzzer noise'') Wrong!

* ''Phil'' of all people trying to replace Wildwing on the team. The guys decide to give him a ''crash-course'' in the game of hockey.

--> You have reached the Huggarman hotline; today's answer is...''NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!''

--> '''Phil''':(Phil's phone rings and he answers) Hello?

** The ''really'' sad part? He ''actually'' thinks he's wining.

--> Oy; this kid's [young Grim] as sharp as a sack of doorknobs! Meshugga; there ain't no sound! How can there be a game with only one team?! You gotta have two; two goalies, two centers, also refs, and the guy who hawks the popcorn.

--> '''Wraith''': I know, ''I'm...'' ordering take-out.
--> '''Phil''': Oh great! In that case give me the Mushu Pork, nah nah nah give me the Mushu vegetable. I'm tryin to lose a few pounds here.

--> '''Nosedive''': Woohoo! Alright, Nosedive tower, here goes nothin'. (he hits a random button, and the windshield wipers turn on) (''he makes buzzer noise'') Wrong!

* Grin, trying to be all mystical and [[TheObiWan Obi-Wan]]-like while his hand is now swore.

* Just about anytime Nosedive and Duke butt-heads over... well ''anything'' is funny.

* When Tania calls her human friend Dr. Huggarman , and gets his answering machine.
--> You have reached the Huggarman hotline, todays anwser is... ''NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!''

--> '''Nosedive''': ''Mommy I don't wanna go to preschool''.

--> '''Phil''':(Phil's phone ring's and he answers) Hello?

--> '''Phil''': Oh great! In that case give me the Mushu Pork, nah nah nah give me the Mushu vegtable. I'm tryin to lose a few pounds here.

* Duke, ''trying'' to fight with the Triceratops in a ''dual''.

* I love Chameleon's reaction to the hologram of Siege, it's hilarious!
--> '''Chameleon''': Siege old buddy! We thought the ducks got you! (goes to hug him, but his arms only pass through air) Siege, you're a gggga you're a ggga GHOOOOOOST!!!"
--> '''Siege''': You nit wit, it's a hologram.

-->Oy, this kid's [young Grim] as sharp as a sack of doorknobs! Meshugga, there ain't no sound! How can there be a game with only one team?! You gotta have two - two goalies, two centers, also refs, and the guy who hawks the popcorn.

(cut to the all the kids tripping over each other during the face off)

* Quite an unintentional one that borders on fridge logic, but at one point, Bombay's former coach, who serves as his antagonist of sorts in the first film, berates him for pulling a fast one on him, ending it with telling him that he wasn't even a has-been; he was a never-was. [[spoiler:Words that mean a lot coming from someone who's been coaching pee-wee for 30 years and aimed at a high-powered attorney.]]

* Quite an unintentional one that borders on fridge logic, but at one point, Bombay's former coach, who serves as his antagonist of sorts in the first film, berates him for pulling a fast one on him, ending it with telling him that he wasn't even a has-been; he was a never-was. [[spoiler:Words that mean a lot coming from someone who's been coaching pee-wee for 30 years.]]