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'''[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]]:''' I don't know. I stopped listening after "robots eat breakfast burritos."

--> '''Porky:''' Maybe I should get a pet.
--> '''Daffy:''' What? ''(Poking Porky in the chest)'' Pets are for people who have no hope of finding another adult who will love them. ''(Moment of realisation)'' Huh. Now that I put it that way, [[KickTheDog you should definitely get a pet.]]

--> '''Daffy:''' Are you out of your mind? You're just gonna let him stay here? Until when? He's not going to get a job! He's gonna be here, eating your food, taking up space, making a mess! Do you have any idea what you're getting yourself into?
--> ''(As Daffy has been speaking, the pile of Bugs' ice cream he's been eating has been sliding off onto the floor, getting spread everywhere. He destroyed Bugs' car earlier in the episode and even referenced the fact that he doesn't have a job.)''
--> '''Bugs:''' [[DeadpanSnarker I have some idea.]]

-->'''Daffy''' ''(mid-rant):'' Now! Can someone ''please'' tell me ''what'' I was talking about?!\\

** Doubles as a mild moment of awesome with the use of imagery and Music/JohnWilliams music from the [[Film/{{Superman}} 1978 film]].

-->'''Daffy''' ''(mid-rant):'' Now! Will ''somebody'' '''please''' tell me ''what I was talking about!?''\\
'''[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]]:''' Beats me. I stopped listening after "robots eat breakfast burritos."

* Generally, WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck's complete ineptitude in paying attention to what he's talking about results in some very hilarious moments. There's his DiggingYourselfDeeper moments, his off-tangent description of a "cheer-leader cleaning lady", and the "tomato-tomAto" conversation in "Members Only", to name a few.
--> '''Daffy''' ''(mid-rant):'' Now! Will ''somebody'' '''please''' tell me ''what I was talking about!?''
--> '''[[WesternAnimation/BugsBunny Bugs]]:''' Beats me. I stopped listening after "robots eat breakfast burritos."

* The song "Long-Eared Drifter". Especially the way the singer sings "Yogurt parfait" and "carrot nibblers".

*** At the end of the episode, Bugs finds a home video of his past. Hilariously, all the moments shown are exactly the scenarios and identities Daffy had tried to create for the reunion. And yes, [[spoiler:even Batman]].

* TheStinger in "Peel of Fortune", in which [[spoiler:Daffy goes back in time to throw toilet paper at some cavemen]].

* Daffy's holiday celebrations. In particular how he celebrates Columbus Day, by [[spoiler: [[InsaneTrollLogic releasing dozens of rats all over the neighborhood.]]]]

* The revelation that the thief of Daffy's [[InsistentTerminology handbag]] was [[spoiler:Mall Security taking it to the lost and found.]]

* [[spoiler:Bugs doing the entire play all by himself.]] Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment|s}}.

* The end of the episode has Porky gather everyone together so that he can publicly try something new that he's always wanted to do. [[spoiler: Porky Pig. Opera Singing. He's really good at it, too.]]

* While being threatened by [[spoiler: Cecil Turtle, who is armed with a gun,]] Bugs only has a mild (and hilarious) look of annoyance.
** Following this, after [[spoiler: Cecil is disarmed, Bugs nonchalantly hands the gun to Porky, who points the gun at Cecil, trying to appear threatening, but his hands are clearly shaking.]]

* The ending with Speedy and Porky [[spoiler: overlooking their new Medieval Pizzariba - complete with a moat.]]
--> '''Speedy:''' [[spoiler: Don't worry! Those aren't real crocodiles! ''(Whispering to Porky)'' Those aren't real crocodiles, right?]]

* Bugs' encounter with [[spoiler:WesternAnimation/WileECoyoteAndTheRoadrunner]] in the desert.

* [[spoiler: Daffy!Zod]] declares that they [[KneelBeforeZod will make Super Rabbit kneel.]] His minion [[StatingTheSimpleSolution immediately suggests]] [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim they just destroy him instead,]] leaving them free to take over the world.
--> [[spoiler: '''Daffy!Zod:''']] Skip the kneeling? Why the kneeling is the most important part!

* When Henery literally bites Foghorn in the butt because he's a chicken. Everyone's faces are just so shocked, it's pretty hilarious. Also with Bugs' 'I'm so done with this' face afterwords adds onto it.

* The RunningGag of Bugs facepalming every single time Porky's gullibility leads to him getting upsold stuff he does not need(such as an expensive Tow Truck membership and warranty for Printer Ink).

'''Daffy:''' What?! You're gonna tell me now ''that's'' a crime, too?! [[IResembleThatRemark Last I checked, I was living in America!]] ...Ooh! [[LookBehindYou Look over there!]] ''(grabs the letter and gets [[NonLethalWarfare pepper sprayed]]; cries out in pain as [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere the mailman drives away]])'' See what happens... [[AnalogyBackfire when you people don't let me read your mail?!]]

*** At the end of the episode, Bugs finds a home video of his past. Hilariously, all the moments shown are exactly the scenarios and identities Daffy had tried to create for the reunion. And yes, [[spoiler: even Batman]].

----> '''Pete:''' I'm still waiting to graduate.
* "You want me to go to my reunion and just lie about how successful I am? That's a ''horrible'' idea! I'm lying. It's a ''great'' idea! Or is ''that'' the lie?"
* Daffy realises he was lying to himself the whole time and he was the nerd while Porky was the jerk jock. It replays the flashback from earlier, but with Daffy and Porky swapping positions. It's mostly the same with two exceptions that show he was an even bigger loser than he imagined Porky to be:
** Porky goes up to the other nerds, Marvin and Pete, who are happy to sit with him. In reality where Daffy was the nerd, he asks if the seat is taken...[[EvenNerdsHaveStandards only to just walk away from the table without a word.]]
** In the first flashback, everyone picks up Daffy and start cheering his full name. In the real history, they also picked up Daffy, chanted his mean nickname, and threw him into the mashed potatoes. KidsAreCruel indeed.

[[AC:101 -- Best Friends]]

* At the end of the episode, Daffy realizes he ''does'' know something about Bugs: his credit card number. He then proceeds to yell out the number in public (though Bugs [[HandGagging shuts him up]] before he can finish).

'''Lead FBI Agent:''' That's not illegal. It's pathetic. But it’s not illegal.

--> '''Porky:''' Th-there you are! W-what happened t-to dinner!?
--> '''Tina:''' Uh, I think I ''ate'' your dinner, porky.

--> '''Tina:''' I didn't. [[TakeThat It was more of a description.]]

-->'''Daffy:''' Someday this country will ''send a man to the moon!''
-->'''Bugs:''' [[UsefulNotes/TheSpaceRace That already happened.]]

* Daffy failing [[RealityEnsues to do a "Coffee Kick" from his favourite show]] against Bugs.

---> '''Bugs''' (amazed): Did you just say you're "SOLLY"?!?

---> '''Lezah:''' Do you want me to be a 3?
---> '''Daffy:''' Yes! Thank you! Finally someone is cooperating!

---> *after finding out Daffy never reads the paper, but uses them to make a paper mache parade float for his car*
---> '''Bugs:''' What parade are you in?
---> '''Daffy:''' I'm not in a parade. I AM THE PARADE.
---> '''Bugs:''' ''What did your parents do to you?''

Daffy: Look. ''(hands the mailman a $20 bill)'' Here's a twenty spot if you give me back the letter.\\

-->'''Bugs''': [[ItMakesSenseInContext And you are ''not'' an ugly woman]].

---> '''Bugs:''' No, you maroon! That's the story of Superman!
---> '''Daffy:''' Who's Superman?
---> '''Bugs:''' I can't ''believe'' I hitched my wagon to you.
---> '''Daffy:''' You have a ''wagon?''
---> '''Bugs:''' Daffy! Concentrate! ''(Daffy gazes determinedly into space)'' On ''me!''
---> '''Daffy:''' Oh, sorry, Superman.
* Daffy's 'Best Friend' speech, which Mac and Tosh enthusiastically agree with:
-->'''Daffy:''' "A best friend is someone you would commit a crime for!"
-->'''Mac:''' "Any crime!"
-->'''Tosh:''' "No matter how heinous!"
-->'''Daffy:''' "The heinouser, the better!"

''[The Captain goes to stand up, looking flattered]''\\

''[The Captain sits down, looking dejected]''

* Arguably, Bugs' reaction to being kissed on both sides of ''his'' face by Pepe. Considering this is the same rabbit who used his famous cross dressing gag earlier in that same episode...