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* Describing Yzma as "Scary beyond all reason".
-->'''Kuzco''': Hold on, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
-->'''Pacha''': Oh yeah!
-->'''Kuzco''': That's Yzma and Kronk!
-->'''Kuzco''': Hold on, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
-->'''Pacha''': Oh yeah!
-->'''Kuzco''': That's Yzma and Kronk!
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* "A ''llama''?!? He's supposed to be ''dead''!" "Yeah. Weird..."
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* "A This little exchange:
--> '''Yzma:''' A ''llama''?!? He's supposed to be''dead''!" "Yeah.''dead''!"
--> '''Kronk:''' Yeah. Weird..."
--> '''Yzma:''' A ''llama''?!? He's supposed to be
--> '''Kronk:''' Yeah. Weird...
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* Kronk: (Bolting awake) "THE PEASANT! At the diner! (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He didn't pay his check]]
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* Kronk: (Bolting awake) "THE PEASANT! At the diner! (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He didn't pay his check]]check]]." (All this said utterly deadpan to Kronk's teddy bear, which wears the same sleep headgear as he.)
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** What makes this scene even better is if you notice what shapes the bees take while chasing Yzma. They include an arrow, a tornado and a shark.
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---> '''Guard:''' I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
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---> '''Guard:''' I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove. *picks up old man*
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* This dialogue
** Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison...That p–?
** Yzma: Yes! That poison.
** Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison...That p–?
** Yzma: Yes! That poison.
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* This dialogue
** Kronk:dialogue:
-->'''Kronk''': Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison...That p–?
** Yzma: -->'''Yzma''': Yes! That poison.
-->'''Kronk''': Gotcha covered.
-->'''Yzma''': Excellent! A few drops in his drink, and he'll be dead before dessert!
-->'''Kronk''': Which is a real shame, cuz it's gonna be delicious!
** Kronk:
-->'''Kronk''': Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison...That p–?
-->'''Kronk''': Gotcha covered.
-->'''Yzma''': Excellent! A few drops in his drink, and he'll be dead before dessert!
-->'''Kronk''': Which is a real shame, cuz it's gonna be delicious!
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-->'''Lead soldier''': C'mon men! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever Nobody lives forever!]]
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-->'''Lead soldier''': C'mon men! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever [[{{Immortality}} Nobody lives forever!]]
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-> '''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. ''([[PaintingTheFourthWall pulls down the diagram from the montage]])'' By all accounts, [[LampshadeHanging it doesn't make sense.]]
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-> '''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. ''([[PaintingTheFourthWall pulls ''(pulls down the diagram from the montage]])'' montage)'' By all accounts, [[LampshadeHanging it doesn't make sense.]]
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** Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. ([[beat]])That p–?
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** Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. ([[beat]])That poison...That p–?
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** Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. [[beat]]That p–?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
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** Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. [[beat]]That ([[beat]])That p–?
Yzma: **Yzma: Yes! That poison.
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* This dialogue
**Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. [[beat]]That p–?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
**Kronk: Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. [[beat]]That p–?
Yzma: Yes! That poison.
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--> '''Kronk:''' Oh. I shoulda seen that one coming.
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--> '''Kronk:''' Oh. I [[CasualDangerDialogue Oh, I]] [[DidntSeeThatComing shoulda seen that one coming.coming]]...
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* Kuzco sing-songing "Still not listening!" to Pacha after Pacha warns him not to go into the forest.
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--->*''All the while Kronk's been talking (and making various gestures), for Yzma, Pacha, and Kuzco it looks like he's talking to thin air. The three shrug, with bewildered expressions on their faces.''*
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--->*''All the while Kronk's been talking (and making various gestures), for Yzma, Pacha, and Kuzco it looks like he's talking to thin air. The three shrug, Yzma points in disbelief, while the other two shrug with bewildered expressions on their faces.''*
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** Also, watch Kronk during this Yzma rant: he lets go of the beaker, which then ''floats in midair''.
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*** And beware the pop-out llama tongue.
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--> (They continue saying Nu-uh! Ya-huh! even after telling their mother goodnight.)
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--> (They continue saying '''Chicha:''' Goodnight, kids.
--> '''Kids:''' Night, Mom! Nu-uh! Ya-huh!even after telling their mother goodnight.) Nu-uh! Ya-huh!..
--> '''Kids:''' Night, Mom! Nu-uh! Ya-huh!
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* I thought this was hilarious because both characters are pretty much [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarking]] their own misfortune.
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-->'''Yzma''': This had better be good! ''(cucumber slices fall out of eyes)''
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--> ''Chaca:'' Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!
--> ''Tipo:'' Yeah, like that would ever happen!
--> ''Chaca:'' It could!
--> ''Tipo:'' Nu-uh!
--> ''Chaca:'' Ya-huh!
--> ''Tipo:'' Nu-uh!
--> ''Chaca:'' Ya-HUH!
--> ''Tipo:'' Yeah, like that would ever happen!
--> ''Chaca:'' It could!
--> ''Tipo:'' Nu-uh!
--> ''Chaca:'' Ya-huh!
--> ''Tipo:'' Nu-uh!
--> ''Chaca:'' Ya-HUH!
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--> ''Chaca:'' '''Chaca:''' Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!
-->''Tipo:'' '''Tipo:''' Yeah, like that would ever happen!
-->''Chaca:'' '''Chaca:''' It could!
-->''Tipo:'' '''Tipo:''' Nu-uh!
-->''Chaca:'' '''Chaca:''' Ya-huh!
-->''Tipo:'' '''Tipo:''' Nu-uh!
-->''Chaca:'' '''Chaca:''' Ya-HUH!
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-->'''Pacha:''': ''Phew.''
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* "[[WasItAllALie So ''all'' of it was a ''lie'']]?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... Uh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
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* "[[WasItAllALie So ''all'' *all* of it was a ''lie'']]?!" *lie*]]?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... Uh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
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--> '''Kuzco:''' Like how I weazled myself into the movie?
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--> '''Kuzco:''' Like how I weazled weasled myself into the movie?
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--> Pacha's Daughter: Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!
--> Pacha's Son: Yeah, like that would ever happen!
--> Pacha's Daughter: It could!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-huh!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-HUH!
--> They continue saying Nu-uh! Ya-huh! even after telling their mother goodnight.
--> Pacha's Son: Yeah, like that would ever happen!
--> Pacha's Daughter: It could!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-huh!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-HUH!
--> They continue saying Nu-uh! Ya-huh! even after telling their mother goodnight.
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--> Pacha's Daughter: ''Chaca:'' Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!
-->Pacha's Son: ''Tipo:'' Yeah, like that would ever happen!
-->Pacha's Daughter: ''Chaca:'' It could!
-->Son: ''Tipo:'' Nu-uh!
-->Daughter: ''Chaca:'' Ya-huh!
-->Son: ''Tipo:'' Nu-uh!
-->Daughter: ''Chaca:'' Ya-HUH!
-->They (They continue saying Nu-uh! Ya-huh! even after telling their mother goodnight. goodnight.)
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** Also: '''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!'' '''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''. And beware the pop-out llama tongue.
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--> '''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of
*** And beware the pop-out llama tongue.
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* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! What are the odds that trap door lead me out here?"
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* Kitten Yzma at the end. "...Squeaken."
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Pretty much the whole movie, but if a few moments have to be chosen..
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Pretty much the whole movie, but if a few moments have to be chosen..
movie.
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** Also:
->'''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!''\\
'''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''.
->'''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!''\\
'''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''.
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** Also:
->'''Pacha:'''Also: '''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!''\\
kiss!'' '''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''.life''. And beware the pop-out llama tongue.
** Lampshaded by a cutaway to Pacha's children later in the film:
--> Pacha's Daughter: Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!
--> Pacha's Son: Yeah, like that would ever happen!
--> Pacha's Daughter: It could!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-huh!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-HUH!
--> They continue saying Nu-uh! Ya-huh! even after telling their mother goodnight.
->'''Pacha:'''
** Lampshaded by a cutaway to Pacha's children later in the film:
--> Pacha's Daughter: Well in my dream, Dad had to kiss a llama!
--> Pacha's Son: Yeah, like that would ever happen!
--> Pacha's Daughter: It could!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-huh!
--> Son: Nu-uh!
--> Daughter: Ya-HUH!
--> They continue saying Nu-uh! Ya-huh! even after telling their mother goodnight.
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-> '''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. ''(pulls down diagram showing the situation)'' By all accounts, [[LampshadeHanging it doesn't make sense.]]
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-> '''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. ''(pulls ''([[PaintingTheFourthWall pulls down the diagram showing from the situation)'' montage]])'' By all accounts, [[LampshadeHanging it doesn't make sense.]]
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* Then there is Kronk's conversation with his shoulder angel and devil, who declare an instant truce when Yzma insults Kronk's cooking. They notice a chandelier directly above Yzma:
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* Then there is Kronk's conversation with his shoulder angel and devil, who [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous declare an instant truce when Yzma insults Kronk's cooking.cooking]]. They notice a chandelier directly above Yzma:
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--> '''Kronk and his shoulder angel/devil:''' That'll work.
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--> '''Kronk and his shoulder angel/devil:''' '''All three of them:''' That'll work.
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---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' You!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' You infinity.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (frustrated) Rrrgh!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' (to Kronk) Alright, listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Reason #1...(points to the Shoulder Angel) look at that guy, he's got that sissy string thingy.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' We've been through this, it's a harp, and you ''know'' it.
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Robe!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Reason #2...look what I can do. (does a one-handed handstand) Ha-hah!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' You infinity.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (frustrated) Rrrgh!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' (to Kronk) Alright, listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Reason #1...(points to the Shoulder Angel) look at that guy, he's got that sissy string thingy.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' We've been through this, it's a harp, and you ''know'' it.
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Robe!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Reason #2...look what I can do. (does a one-handed handstand) Ha-hah!
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---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' '''Angel:''' You!
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' '''Devil:''' You infinity.
--->'''Shoulder Angel:''' '''Angel:''' (frustrated) Rrrgh!
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' '''Devil:''' (to Kronk) Alright, listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Reason #1...(points to the Shoulder Angel) look at that guy, he's got that sissy string stringy music thingy.
--->'''Shoulder Angel:''' '''Angel:''' We've been through this, it's a harp, and you ''know'' it.
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' '''Devil:''' Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
--->'''Shoulder Angel:''' '''Angel:''' Robe!
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' '''Devil:''' Reason #2...look what I can do. (does a one-handed handstand) Ha-hah!
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---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (straight-faced) No no, he's got a point.
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---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' '''Angel:''' (straight-faced) [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike No no, he's got a point.point]].
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-->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ''another'' box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [[[EvilLaugh laughs]]] ...I'll ''[[FeedMe SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER]]!'' It's brilliant, brilliant, ''brilliant'', I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
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-->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ''another'' box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [[[EvilLaugh laughs]]] ...I'll ''[[FeedMe ''[[LargeHam SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER]]!'' It's brilliant, brilliant, ''brilliant'', I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
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* Kronk: (Bolting awake) THE PEASANT! At the diner! He didn't pay his check.
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* Kronk: (Bolting awake) THE "THE PEASANT! At the diner! (beat) [[ComicallyMissingThePoint He didn't pay his check.check]]
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* "Our moment of triumph approaches! [[EvilLaugh AH HA HA HA HA!]] It's '''DINNER''' TIME!" *dramatic lightning*
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* "Our moment of triumph approaches! [[EvilLaugh AH HA HA HA HA!]] It's '''DINNER''' TIME!" *dramatic lightning**[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome dramatic lightning]]*
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* "So ''all'' of it was a ''lie''?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... [[WasItAllALie Uh, yeah]]. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
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* "So "[[WasItAllALie So ''all'' of it was a ''lie''?!" ''lie'']]?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... [[WasItAllALie Uh, yeah]].yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
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Pretty much the whole movie, but if a few moments have to be chosen..
->'''Kuzco''': Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But Yzma, you really wanna kill me?!
->'''Yzma''': Just think of it as...you're being let go. That your life's going in a different direction. That your body is part of a permanent outplacement.
->'''Kronk''': [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.]]
->'''Yzma''': I know. It's called a "cruel irony". Like my dependence on ''you''.
-> '''Kuzco:''' No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?
->'''Kuzco''': Okay, I admit it. Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been. But Yzma, you really wanna kill me?!
->'''Yzma''': Just think of it as...you're being let go. That your life's going in a different direction. That your body is part of a permanent outplacement.
->'''Kronk''': [[DontExplainTheJoke Hey, that's kinda like what he said to you when you got fired.]]
->'''Yzma''': I know. It's called a "cruel irony". Like my dependence on ''you''.
-> '''Kuzco:''' No! It can't be! How did you get back here before us?
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-> '''Kronk:''' Well, ya got me. ''(pulls down diagram showing the situation)'' By all accounts, [[LampshadeHanging it doesn't make sense.]]
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->'''Kuzco:''' [[BrickJoke Okay, why does she even]] ''[[BrickJoke HAVE]]'' [[BrickJoke that lever?]]
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* I thought this was hilarious because both characters are pretty much Deadpan Snarking their own misfortune.
One of the *only* really funny moments in ''Kronk's New Groove'' -
--> '''Kronk:''' [[{{Evita}} Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.]]
One of the *only* really funny moments in ''Kronk's New Groove'' -
--> '''Kronk:''' [[{{Evita}} Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.]]
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* I thought this was hilarious because both characters are pretty much [[DeadpanSnarker Deadpan Snarking Snarking]] their own misfortune.
misfortune.
* "For the last time, we did ''not'' order a giant trampoline!"
** "You know, pal, you coulda told me that before I set it up!"
* Then there is Kronk's conversation with his shoulder angel and devil, who declare an instant truce when Yzma insults Kronk's cooking. They notice a chandelier directly above Yzma:
--> '''Kronk''': *Cries*
--> '''Shoulder Devil''': That's it. ''([[DramaticGunCock cocks trident]])'' She's goin' down.
--> '''Shoulder Angel''': Now now, remember guys, "from above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
--> ''They look up, see a [[FallingChandelierOfDoom chandelier]]''
--> '''Kronk and his shoulder angel/devil:''' That'll work.
--> (Kronk slices the rope holding up the chandelier, which crashes down around Yzma. She is untouched; her body was so skinny it passed right through a gap.)
--> '''Kronk:''' Strange, that usually works.
--> '''Yzma:''' And so does THIS!
-->(She pulls a lever and a trapdoor opens under Kronk)
--> '''Kronk:''' Oh. I shoulda seen that one coming.
--> {He falls, followed a moment later by the angel and devil}
** Don't forget the moment immediately before that!
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, you're not backing down now are ya, big guy? *''Appears''*
--->'''Kronk:''' Uh...Where's the other guy? *''Shoulder Angel appears, doing his hair, and reading a book''* Yo!
--->'''Shoulder Angel:''' Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
--->'''Kronk:''' Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife, and asked me to, y'know, take them out, and then this guy popped up, and we waited for you, and quite honestly...
--->*''All the while Kronk's been talking (and making various gestures), for Yzma, Pacha, and Kuzco it looks like he's talking to thin air. The three shrug, with bewildered expressions on their faces.''*
** That one's not nearly as funny as the conversation he has when he has second thoughts about killing Kuzco.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Oh come off it!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' You come off it!
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' You!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' You infinity.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (frustrated) Rrrgh!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' (to Kronk) Alright, listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Reason #1...(points to the Shoulder Angel) look at that guy, he's got that sissy string thingy.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' We've been through this, it's a harp, and you ''know'' it.
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Robe!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Reason #2...look what I can do. (does a one-handed handstand) Ha-hah!
---> '''Kronk (actually acting relatively smart for once):''' But...what does that have to do with anyth-...?
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (straight-faced) No no, he's got a point.
* Also a classic, Yzma's [[EvilPlan plan]] on how to get rid of Kuzco:
-->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ''another'' box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [[[EvilLaugh laughs]]] ...I'll ''[[FeedMe SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER]]!'' It's brilliant, brilliant, ''brilliant'', I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
** And right after, when she hands the poison over to Kronk:
--->'''Yzma:''' [[EvilGloating Ooooohhh,]] ''[[EvilGloating feel]]'' [[EvilGloating the power!]]
--->'''Kronk:''' [''absolutely'' deadpan] Oh. I can feel it.
* "HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM ALL OF US TO '''YOU'''! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY, SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!"
** Also notice how many candles they put on Yzma's cake during that scene.
* Kronk makes his own background music. Even more funny when he leans onto a wall to not be seen, but keeps singing, thus defeating the point of leaning in the first place.
** A wall covered with carvings of giant figures pointing down at him, no less.
** Also led to a RealLife moment, when the Disney lawyers required Kronk's voice-actor PatrickWarburton to officially sign over the rights to the tune he improvised while recording the scene.
* This exchange:
-->'''Yzma:''' Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
-->'''Kronk:''' Don't you mean 'or'?
-->'''Yzma:''' UGH! Fine. Tell is where the talking llama is '''or''' we'll burn your house to the ground.
-->'''Chaca:''' Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction!
* "Yay, I'm a llama again! ...wait."
* Or when the soldiers have been turned into various animals:
-->'''Yzma:''' Get them!
-->'''Random Soldier:''' Um, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
-->'''Yzma''' (completely calm and polite): You're excused. Anyone else?
-->'''Soldiers:''' No, no, we're good.
** This may lead to a rather awkward case of FridgeBrilliance, considering that [[GenderFlip cows are female.]] Can you blame the guy for leaving early?
* And when the soldiers attempt to follow Kuzco and Pacha, who are now dangling out of the nostril of Kuzco's sculpted head on his palace.
-->'''Yzma''': There they go, after them!
-->'''Lead soldier''': C'mon men! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever Nobody lives forever!]]
--> *they jump down the funnel and end up sliding out of it and falling to their (offscreen) deaths*
* Kronk: (Bolting awake) THE PEASANT! At the diner! He didn't pay his check.
** And the CucumberFacial that secedes it!
--> '''Kronk''': Yzma!
--> '''Yzma''': What?!
--> '''Kronk''': Ugh!
* Bucky the squirrel's expression as he threatens to wake up the jaguar pack by popping a balloon llama.
** [[DoubleSubversion What does wake up the jaguar pack, though, is Kuzco's triumphant "HAH!" when he realizes the pop didn't wake them up.]]
* "Our moment of triumph approaches! [[EvilLaugh AH HA HA HA HA!]] It's '''DINNER''' TIME!" *dramatic lightning*
** Also, watch Kronk during this Yzma rant: he lets go of the beaker, which then ''floats in midair''.
* The Diner Scene with Kuzco dressed as a woman.
* This exchange after Pacha rescues Kuzco from a horde of hungry panthers...and ends up with the two tied to opposite sides of a tree trunk:
---> '''Kuzco:''' Maybe I'm new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered a step backward. Wouldn't you say?
---> '''Pacha:''' No no, it's all right, we can figure this out!
---> ''(tree cracks, about to fall)''
---> '''Kuzco:''' I hate you.
* Kronk finding another bird for "Exotic Bird Bingo" while Yzma runs back and forth in the background being chased by bees.
* Pacha trying to give Kuzco [[WorstAid CPR]] after the latter almost drowns and Kuzco coming to in time only to think that its a [[HoYay kiss]].
** Also:
->'''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!''\\
'''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''.
* At the start when Kuzco bumps into an old man whilst dancing:
---> '''Kuzco:''' D'oh! You threw off my groove!
---> '''Guard:''' I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
---> ''(GilliganCut to the exterior of the palace.)''
---> '''Old Man:''' [[DestinationDefenestration SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYyyyyy!]]
* '''Kuzco:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Y'know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult!]]" [All while pushing Pacha up a cliff.]
* "A ''llama''?!? He's supposed to be ''dead''!" "Yeah. Weird..."
* The following:
-->'''Yzma:''' Then I bet you weren't expecting ''this!''
-->''[hikes up her skirt]''
-->'''Pacha:''' GAAAAH!
-->'''Kuzco''' ACK! NOOOO!
-->'''Yzma:''' Ah-HA! ''[pulls out a vicious-looking dagger]''
-->'''Pacha:''': ''Phew.''
-->'''Kuzco''': Oh, Okay.
* The following between Tipo and Yzma:
--> '''Tipo:''' ''(to Yzma)'' I don't believe you're really my great-aunt. You're more like my great-great-great-
--> ''(cut to another scene, then later back to Tipo and Yzma)''
--> '''Tipo:''' -great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
--> '''Yzma:''' Grr! All right! Are you through?
--> '''Tipo:''' ...great-great aunt.
* "So ''all'' of it was a ''lie''?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... [[WasItAllALie Uh, yeah]]. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
!!''Kronk's New Groove''
* One of the*only* only really funny moments in ''Kronk's New Groove'' -
-
--> '''Kronk:''' [[{{Evita}} Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.]]]]
* The sequel, despite otherwise being... well, a Disney sequel, ''does'' have its moments. In particular, the ending where Papi is introduced to Mrs. Kronk. [[IAmSpartacus And Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And...]] You get the idea.
* Kuzco's last-minute entrance in drag is arguably one of the better parts of the whole movie.
** Doubly so as his entrance is actually part of the above Mrs. Kronk scene... and yes, he's there as Mrs. Kronk.
* The Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
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* "For the last time, we did ''not'' order a giant trampoline!"
** "You know, pal, you coulda told me that before I set it up!"
* Then there is Kronk's conversation with his shoulder angel and devil, who declare an instant truce when Yzma insults Kronk's cooking. They notice a chandelier directly above Yzma:
--> '''Kronk''': *Cries*
--> '''Shoulder Devil''': That's it. ''([[DramaticGunCock cocks trident]])'' She's goin' down.
--> '''Shoulder Angel''': Now now, remember guys, "from above, the wicked shall receive their just reward."
--> ''They look up, see a [[FallingChandelierOfDoom chandelier]]''
--> '''Kronk and his shoulder angel/devil:''' That'll work.
--> (Kronk slices the rope holding up the chandelier, which crashes down around Yzma. She is untouched; her body was so skinny it passed right through a gap.)
--> '''Kronk:''' Strange, that usually works.
--> '''Yzma:''' And so does THIS!
-->(She pulls a lever and a trapdoor opens under Kronk)
--> '''Kronk:''' Oh. I shoulda seen that one coming.
--> {He falls, followed a moment later by the angel and devil}
** Don't forget the moment immediately before that!
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, you're not backing down now are ya, big guy? *''Appears''*
--->'''Kronk:''' Uh...Where's the other guy? *''Shoulder Angel appears, doing his hair, and reading a book''* Yo!
--->'''Shoulder Angel:''' Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
--->'''Kronk:''' Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife, and asked me to, y'know, take them out, and then this guy popped up, and we waited for you, and quite honestly...
--->*''All the while Kronk's been talking (and making various gestures), for Yzma, Pacha, and Kuzco it looks like he's talking to thin air. The three shrug, with bewildered expressions on their faces.''*
** That one's not nearly as funny as the conversation he has when he has second thoughts about killing Kuzco.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Oh come off it!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' You come off it!
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' You!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' You infinity.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (frustrated) Rrrgh!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' (to Kronk) Alright, listen up big guy, I've got three good reasons why you should just walk away. Reason #1...(points to the Shoulder Angel) look at that guy, he's got that sissy string thingy.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' We've been through this, it's a harp, and you ''know'' it.
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Right, that's a harp...and that's a dress.
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' Robe!
---> '''Shoulder Devil:''' Reason #2...look what I can do. (does a one-handed handstand) Ha-hah!
---> '''Kronk (actually acting relatively smart for once):''' But...what does that have to do with anyth-...?
---> '''Shoulder Angel:''' (straight-faced) No no, he's got a point.
* Also a classic, Yzma's [[EvilPlan plan]] on how to get rid of Kuzco:
-->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ''another'' box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... [[[EvilLaugh laughs]]] ...I'll ''[[FeedMe SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER]]!'' It's brilliant, brilliant, ''brilliant'', I tell you! Genius, I say! [knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
** And right after, when she hands the poison over to Kronk:
--->'''Yzma:''' [[EvilGloating Ooooohhh,]] ''[[EvilGloating feel]]'' [[EvilGloating the power!]]
--->'''Kronk:''' [''absolutely'' deadpan] Oh. I can feel it.
* "HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FROM ALL OF US TO '''YOU'''! WE WISH IT WAS OUR BIRTHDAY, SO WE COULD PARTY TOO!"
** Also notice how many candles they put on Yzma's cake during that scene.
* Kronk makes his own background music. Even more funny when he leans onto a wall to not be seen, but keeps singing, thus defeating the point of leaning in the first place.
** A wall covered with carvings of giant figures pointing down at him, no less.
** Also led to a RealLife moment, when the Disney lawyers required Kronk's voice-actor PatrickWarburton to officially sign over the rights to the tune he improvised while recording the scene.
* This exchange:
-->'''Yzma:''' Tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
-->'''Kronk:''' Don't you mean 'or'?
-->'''Yzma:''' UGH! Fine. Tell is where the talking llama is '''or''' we'll burn your house to the ground.
-->'''Chaca:''' Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction!
* "Yay, I'm a llama again! ...wait."
* Or when the soldiers have been turned into various animals:
-->'''Yzma:''' Get them!
-->'''Random Soldier:''' Um, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?
-->'''Yzma''' (completely calm and polite): You're excused. Anyone else?
-->'''Soldiers:''' No, no, we're good.
** This may lead to a rather awkward case of FridgeBrilliance, considering that [[GenderFlip cows are female.]] Can you blame the guy for leaving early?
* And when the soldiers attempt to follow Kuzco and Pacha, who are now dangling out of the nostril of Kuzco's sculpted head on his palace.
-->'''Yzma''': There they go, after them!
-->'''Lead soldier''': C'mon men! [[WhoWantsToLiveForever Nobody lives forever!]]
--> *they jump down the funnel and end up sliding out of it and falling to their (offscreen) deaths*
* Kronk: (Bolting awake) THE PEASANT! At the diner! He didn't pay his check.
** And the CucumberFacial that secedes it!
--> '''Kronk''': Yzma!
--> '''Yzma''': What?!
--> '''Kronk''': Ugh!
* Bucky the squirrel's expression as he threatens to wake up the jaguar pack by popping a balloon llama.
** [[DoubleSubversion What does wake up the jaguar pack, though, is Kuzco's triumphant "HAH!" when he realizes the pop didn't wake them up.]]
* "Our moment of triumph approaches! [[EvilLaugh AH HA HA HA HA!]] It's '''DINNER''' TIME!" *dramatic lightning*
** Also, watch Kronk during this Yzma rant: he lets go of the beaker, which then ''floats in midair''.
* The Diner Scene with Kuzco dressed as a woman.
* This exchange after Pacha rescues Kuzco from a horde of hungry panthers...and ends up with the two tied to opposite sides of a tree trunk:
---> '''Kuzco:''' Maybe I'm new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered a step backward. Wouldn't you say?
---> '''Pacha:''' No no, it's all right, we can figure this out!
---> ''(tree cracks, about to fall)''
---> '''Kuzco:''' I hate you.
* Kronk finding another bird for "Exotic Bird Bingo" while Yzma runs back and forth in the background being chased by bees.
* Pacha trying to give Kuzco [[WorstAid CPR]] after the latter almost drowns and Kuzco coming to in time only to think that its a [[HoYay kiss]].
** Also:
->'''Pacha:''' For the last time, ''it was not a kiss!''\\
'''Kuzco:''' Well, ''whatever'' you call it, it was ''disgusting!'' And if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little ''kiss of life''.
* At the start when Kuzco bumps into an old man whilst dancing:
---> '''Kuzco:''' D'oh! You threw off my groove!
---> '''Guard:''' I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's groove.
---> ''(GilliganCut to the exterior of the palace.)''
---> '''Old Man:''' [[DestinationDefenestration SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYyyyyy!]]
* '''Kuzco:''' "[[DeadpanSnarker Y'know, it's a good thing you're not a big fat guy or this would be really difficult!]]" [All while pushing Pacha up a cliff.]
* "A ''llama''?!? He's supposed to be ''dead''!" "Yeah. Weird..."
* The following:
-->'''Yzma:''' Then I bet you weren't expecting ''this!''
-->''[hikes up her skirt]''
-->'''Pacha:''' GAAAAH!
-->'''Kuzco''' ACK! NOOOO!
-->'''Yzma:''' Ah-HA! ''[pulls out a vicious-looking dagger]''
-->'''Pacha:''': ''Phew.''
-->'''Kuzco''': Oh, Okay.
* The following between Tipo and Yzma:
--> '''Tipo:''' ''(to Yzma)'' I don't believe you're really my great-aunt. You're more like my great-great-great-
--> ''(cut to another scene, then later back to Tipo and Yzma)''
--> '''Tipo:''' -great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
--> '''Yzma:''' Grr! All right! Are you through?
--> '''Tipo:''' ...great-great aunt.
* "So ''all'' of it was a ''lie''?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait... [[WasItAllALie Uh, yeah]]. Yeah, it all was a lie... Toodles!"
!!''Kronk's New Groove''
* One of the
--> '''Kronk:''' [[{{Evita}} Don't cry for me, Marge and Tina.
* The sequel, despite otherwise being... well, a Disney sequel, ''does'' have its moments. In particular, the ending where Papi is introduced to Mrs. Kronk. [[IAmSpartacus And Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And...]] You get the idea.
* Kuzco's last-minute entrance in drag is arguably one of the better parts of the whole movie.
** Doubly so as his entrance is actually part of the above Mrs. Kronk scene... and yes, he's there as Mrs. Kronk.
* The Nostril Flare of Total Rejection.
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'''Kuzco''': ({{beat}}) [[BringIt Bring it on]].
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'''Pacha''': Yep.\\
'''Kuzco''': Sharp rocks at the bottom?\\
'''Pacha''': Most likely.\\
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