History Funny / TheEmperorsNewGroove

21st Mar '17 4:19:30 PM ngh93
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-->'''All Kronks''': *gasp*

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-->'''All Kronks''': *gasp*''({{GASP}})''
19th Mar '17 2:38:30 PM DDRMASTERM
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5th Mar '17 3:11:22 AM Geoduck
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'''Kuzco''': (completely deadpan, facing the other way) Don't tell me: we're about to go over a huge waterfall.\\
'''Pacha''': (also completely deadpan) Yep.\\

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'''Kuzco''': (completely deadpan, facing the other way) Don't tell me: we're about to go over a [[InevitableWaterfall huge waterfall.waterfall]].\\
'''Pacha''': (also [[CasualDangerDialogue completely deadpan) deadpan]]) Yep.\\



'''Kuzco''': ({{beat}}) Bring it on.

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'''Kuzco''': ({{beat}}) [[BringIt Bring it on.on]].



* Yzma has just tossed Kronk a knife:
--->'''Shoulder Devil:''' Hey, you're not backing down now are ya, big guy? *''Appears''*
--->'''Kronk:''' Uh...Where's the other guy? *''Shoulder Angel appears, doing his hair, and reading a book''* Yo!
--->'''Shoulder Angel:''' Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
--->'''Kronk:''' Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife, and asked me to, y'know, take them out, and then this guy popped up, and we waited for you, and quite honestly...
--->*''All the while Kronk's been talking (and making various gestures), for Yzma, Pacha, and Kuzco it looks like he's talking to thin air. [[ATruceWhileWeGawk Yzma points in disbelief, while the other two shrug with bewildered expressions on their faces.]]''* ''*

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* Yzma has just tossed Kronk decides it's time for Kuzco and Pacha to die horribly. They misinterpret it as something ''worse:''
-->'''Yzma:''' ...I bet you weren't expecting ''this!''
-->''[hikes up her skirt]''
-->'''Pacha:''' Gaaah!
-->'''Kuzco:''' Ackk! Nooo!
-->'''Yzma:''' Ah-HA! ''[reveals
a knife:
--->'''Shoulder
thigh sheath and pulls out a vicious-looking dagger]''
-->'''Pacha:''' ''Phew.''
-->'''Kuzco''': Oh, okay.
* Yzma then tosses the weapon to Kronk:
-->'''Shoulder
Devil:''' Hey, you're not backing down now are ya, big guy? *''Appears''*
--->'''Kronk:''' -->'''Kronk:''' Uh...Where's the other guy? *''Shoulder Angel appears, doing his hair, sitting under a hairdryer, and reading a book''* Yo!
--->'''Shoulder -->'''Shoulder Angel:''' Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?
--->'''Kronk:''' -->'''Kronk:''' Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife, and asked me to, y'know, take them out, and then this guy popped up, and we waited for you, and quite honestly...
--->*''All -->*''All the while Kronk's been talking (and making various gestures), for Yzma, Pacha, and Kuzco it looks like he's talking to thin air. [[ATruceWhileWeGawk Yzma points in disbelief, while the other two shrug with bewildered expressions on their faces.]]''* ''*]]''*



-->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ''another'' box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...[laughs] ...I'll ''SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!'' It's brilliant, brilliant, ''brilliant'', I tell you! Genius, I say! [''knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which instantly shrivels up and dies''] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with ''this!''

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-->'''Yzma:''' Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of ''another'' box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...[laughs] ...I'll ''SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!'' It's brilliant, brilliant, ''brilliant'', I tell you! Genius, I say! [''knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which instantly [[ThatPoorPlant shrivels up and dies''] dies]]''] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with ''this!''



*** Lost amongst Yzma's speaking is Kronk patting the sides of the vial with boths hands, the vial inexplicably hanging in midair!

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*** Lost amongst Yzma's speaking is Kronk patting the sides of the vial with boths both hands, the vial inexplicably hanging in midair!



* And Kuzco's reaction afterwards: "You have a lovely wife! They're both very pretty!"

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* And Kuzco's reaction afterwards: "You have a lovely wife! They're both Both very pretty!"



-->'''Yzma''' (completely calm and polite): You're excused. Anyone else?

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-->'''Yzma''' (completely ''[completely calm and polite): polite]:'' You're excused. Anyone else?



* Kronk: (Bolting awake) "THE PEASANT! At the diner! (beat) He didn't pay his check." (All this said utterly deadpan to Kronk's teddy bear, which wears the same sleep headgear as he.)

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* Kronk: (Bolting awake) "THE PEASANT! At the diner! (beat) He didn't pay his check." (All this said utterly deadpan to Kronk's teddy bear, which wears the same sleep headgear gear as he.)






* Yzma decides it's time for Kuzco and Pacha to die horribly. They misinterpret it as something ''worse:''
-->'''Yzma:''' ...I bet you weren't expecting ''this!''
-->''[hikes up her skirt]''
-->'''Pacha:''' Gaaah!
-->'''Kuzco:''' Ackk! Nooo!
-->'''Yzma:''' Ah-HA! ''[reveals a thigh sheath and pulls out a vicious-looking dagger]''
-->'''Pacha:''' ''Phew.''
-->'''Kuzco''': Oh, ''okay.''



* "So ''all'' of it was a ''lie''?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait...Uh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie...Toodles!"
* Kitten Yzma at the end. "...Squeaken."
* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! [[DeusExMachina What are the odds of that trap door leading me out here?]]"

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* "So ''all'' of it was a ''lie''?!" "Well, yeah! No, wait...Uh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie...lie. Toodles!"
* Kitten Yzma at the end. "...Squeaken."
* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! [[DeusExMachina "Whoa! What are the odds ''[[DeusExMachina odds]]'' of that trap door leading me out here?]]"here?"



** "Oh it's a scary tree! I'm afraid!"



** The ''very'' subtle FunnyBackgroundEvent during Kuzco's transformation sequence, where we cut to a couple of wide shots of Yzma's dumbfounded reaction. Right next to her, we see the cactus where she tosses her drink (also containing the poison)--and it's now shaped like a llama head and neck.

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** The ''very'' subtle FunnyBackgroundEvent during Kuzco's transformation sequence, where we cut to a couple of wide shots of Yzma's dumbfounded reaction. Right next to her, we see the cactus where she tosses her drink (also containing the supposed poison)--and it's now shaped like a llama head and neck.



** After being told that his entire village is about to be destroyed at a moment's notice, Pacha (unaware that he has llama! Kuzco on the back of his cart) goes home and has a quiet moment by himself in his backyard. Then the movie literally grinds to a screeching halt while Kuzco comes out and proceeds to ''draw'' on the fourth wall!
-->'''Kuzco''': (in the stopped film) Hey--excuse me. Sorry for the interruption, but--I'm the one in the bag, remember? (Circles bag with a red marker)This movie is about ''me''--not ''him'' (crosses Pacha out, caps marker).

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** After being told that his entire village is about to be destroyed at a moment's notice, Pacha (unaware that he has llama! Kuzco llama!Kuzco on the back of his cart) goes home and has a quiet moment by himself in his backyard. Then the movie literally grinds to a screeching halt while Kuzco comes out and proceeds to ''draw'' on the fourth wall!
-->'''Kuzco''': (in the stopped film) Hey--excuse me. Sorry for the interruption, but--I'm the one in the bag, remember? (Circles bag with a red marker)This movie is about ''me''--not ''me'' --not ''him'' (crosses Pacha out, caps marker).



* "Oh it's a scary tree! I'm afraid!"



* The entire scene when Yzma first thinks up her evil scheme. From her smashing busts of Kuzco to this,

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* The entire scene when Yzma first thinks up her evil scheme. From her smashing busts of Kuzco to this,this:



--> '''Kuzco''': (narrating) Uh...what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to ''me''?? (camera quickly zooms back in)

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--> '''Kuzco''': (narrating) Uh... what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to ''me''?? (camera quickly zooms back in)



* While fighting on the exterior of the palace, the potion gets loose and the potion's mist spreads. Suddenly, a deep EvilLaugh and evil eyes appear on-screen, only to abruptly turn into a cat's face. Turns out Yzma became a kitten thanks to the potion. The timing on the transition is just perfect.

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* While fighting on the exterior of the palace, one of the potion potions gets loose and the smashed over Yzma. The potion's mist spreads. Suddenly, spreads, there's a deep EvilLaugh and evil eyes appear on-screen, only to abruptly turn into a cat's face. Turns out A ''small'' cat: Yzma became a kitten thanks to the potion. The timing on the transition is just perfect.



* Yzma filling in the role of emperor at the beginning of the film, addressing a villager.
-->'''Yzma:''' It is no concern of mine whether your family has...what was it again?
-->'''Villager:''' Um...food?
-->'''Yzma:''' Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became ''peasants!''

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* Yzma filling in the role of emperor at near the beginning of the film, addressing a villager.
-->'''Yzma:''' It is no concern of mine whether your family has... what was it again?
-->'''Villager:''' Um... food?
-->'''Yzma:''' Ha! HAH! You really should have thought of that before you became ''peasants!''
* Kitten Yzma at the end. "...Squeaken."
* Background information - the artists created Yzma and then admitted to Eartha Kitt that the character was based on her. She ''loved'' the design.



* The sequel, despite otherwise being...well, a Disney sequel, ''does'' have its moments. In particular, the ending where Papi is introduced to Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And... You get the idea.

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* The sequel, despite otherwise being... well, a Disney sequel, ''does'' have its moments. In particular, the ending where Papi is introduced to Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And Mrs. Kronk. And... You get the idea.



--> '''Kuzco:''' Like how I weaseled myself into the movie?

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--> ---> '''Kuzco:''' Like how I weaseled myself into the movie?



--> "Oh, you saw it already, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see THIS!" ''(camera does a close up on Yzma's hairy armpit)''

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--> "Oh, you saw it already, that coming, huh? Well, smarty, I bet you didn't see THIS!" ''(camera does a close up on Yzma's hairy armpit)''



* Background information - the artists created Yzma and then admitted to Eartha Kitt that the character was based on her. She ''loved'' the design.

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* Background information - the artists created Yzma and then admitted to Eartha Kitt that the character was based on her. She ''loved'' the design.

5th Mar '17 2:34:49 AM Geoduck
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-->'''Yzma''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I know.]] It's called a "cruel irony". [[StealthInsult Like my dependence on you]].

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-->'''Yzma''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I know.]] It's called a "cruel irony". [[StealthInsult Like my dependence on you]].''[[StealthInsult you]]''.
18th Feb '17 12:36:04 PM ngh93
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* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! [[DeusExMachina What are the odds of that trapddoor leading me out here?]]"

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* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! [[DeusExMachina What are the odds of that trapddoor trap door leading me out here?]]"
16th Feb '17 1:47:31 PM NWolfman
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** The two of them acting like lovestruck newlyweds is extremely funny.

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** The two of them acting like [[SickeningSweethearts lovestruck newlyweds newlyweds]] is extremely funny.



---> '''Waitress''': Bless you for coming out in public.

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---> '''Waitress''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Bless you for coming out in public.public]].
*** One dub completely drops the ambiguity and has the waitress congratulate them for "coming out of the closet."
16th Feb '17 12:42:14 PM NWolfman
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** This becomes a RunningGag in the TV show. The writers always made something different happen when Kronk pulled the wrong lever.

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** This becomes a RunningGag in the TV show. The writers always made something different happen when show, where every time Kronk pulled the wrong lever.lever, something different would happen (usually resulting in Yzma getting hurt).
8th Feb '17 6:19:32 PM 64SuperNintendo
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-->''(She pulls a lever and a trapdoor opens under Kronk)''

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-->''(She pulls a lever and a trapdoor trap door opens under Kronk)''



* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! [[DeusExMachina What are the odds that trapdoor lead me out here?]]"

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* Kitten Yzma doing an EvilLaugh, saying "I win" and getting slammed into the wall by Kronk opening a door on her and saying "Whoa! [[DeusExMachina What are the odds of that trapdoor lead trapddoor leading me out here?]]"



-->'''Kronk''': [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison]]...That p?

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-->'''Kronk''': [[DepartmentofRedundancyDepartment [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco. The poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison]]...That p?
3rd Feb '17 11:55:54 AM ngh93
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-->'''Yzma''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I know.]] It's called a "cruel irony". [[StealthInsult Like my dependence on]] ''[[StealthInsult you]]''.

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-->'''Yzma''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I know.]] It's called a "cruel irony". [[StealthInsult Like my dependence on]] ''[[StealthInsult you]]''.on you]].
3rd Feb '17 11:47:10 AM ngh93
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-->'''Yzma''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I know.]] It's called a "cruel irony". Like my dependence on ''you''.

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-->'''Yzma''': [[DontExplainTheJoke I know.]] It's called a "cruel irony". [[StealthInsult Like my dependence on ''you''.on]] ''[[StealthInsult you]]''.
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