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--->'''Skylar''': Where did you learn to fly?
--->'''Nerd''': I dunno... ''Top Gun Academy?''

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--->'''Skylar''': --->'''Skylar:''' Where did you learn to fly?
--->'''Nerd''': --->'''Nerd:''' I dunno... ''Top Gun Academy?''



* The fact that ''[[Creator/GilbertGottfried Gilbert fucking Gottfried]]'' is a Special Guest of this episode. ''And he plays none other than Fred Fuchs!'' In terms of overall [=Cloudcuckoolanderness=] he could rival even ''Lloyd Kaufman''! That's right, you can hear Iago himself constantly talking about shit and swearing like a sailor.

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* The fact that ''[[Creator/GilbertGottfried Gilbert fucking Gottfried]]'' is a Special Guest of this episode. ''And he plays none other than Fred Fuchs!'' In terms of overall [=Cloudcuckoolanderness=] he could rival even ''Lloyd Kaufman''! Kaufman!'' That's right, you can hear Iago himself constantly talking about shit and swearing like a sailor.



'''Fred Fuchs:''' ''(excitedly)'' From head to toe.

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'''Fred Fuchs:''' ''(excitedly)'' ''(proudly)'' From head to toe.



-->'''Nerd''': He's just sitting there in the back, eating souls! Like sitting in the back of a bar ''eating buffalo wings!''

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-->'''Nerd''': -->'''Nerd:''' He's just sitting there in the back, eating souls! Like sitting in the back of a bar ''eating buffalo wings!''



-->'''Nerd''': Who am I gonna find to beat this game while in hell?
-->'''Clown''': (teleports back into the room) Did somebody call the Clownster?
-->'''Nerd''': (completely deadpan) Sure, why not?

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-->'''Nerd''': -->'''Nerd:''' Who am I gonna find to beat this game while in hell?
-->'''Clown''': -->'''Clown:''' (teleports back into the room) Did somebody call the Clownster?
-->'''Nerd''': -->'''Nerd:''' (completely deadpan) Sure, why not?



-->'''The Nerd:''' [[ClusterFBomb Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!]]
* The Nerd's baffled reaction to the Banker, who excitedly slaps his arms up and down when you make a transaction. It's so bizarre he actually asks the viewer to let him know if they have ever seen such a sight in real life.
-->'''The Nerd:''' Have you ever gone to the bank, and the teller was ''thrashing their arms up and down?''

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-->'''The Nerd:''' -->'''Nerd:''' That's ''worse'' than "Simon's Quest!" Imagine if in "Simon's Quest," every time it changes, it ''restarts'' whatever task you're working on! [[ClusterFBomb Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!]]
* The Nerd's His baffled reaction to the Banker, who excitedly slaps his arms up and down when you make a transaction. It's so bizarre he actually asks the viewer to let him know if they have ever seen such a sight in real life.
-->'''The Nerd:''' -->'''Nerd:''' Have you ever gone to the bank, and the teller was ''thrashing their arms up and down?''



-->'''The Nerd:''' It would be like duct taping a bag of diarrhea to the ceiling while you try to get work done. It probably won't fall as long as you make sure the duct tape is secure, but then you stop and think: "It actually has no reason to be there."

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-->'''The Nerd:''' -->'''Nerd:''' It would be like duct taping a bag of diarrhea to the ceiling while you try to get work done. It probably won't fall as long as you make sure the duct tape is secure, but then you stop and think: "It actually has no reason to be there."
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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | '''Season Thirteen''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeventeen Season Seventeen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEighteen Season Eighteen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]
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--->'''Nerd:''': I dunno... ''Top Gun Academy?''

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--->'''Nerd:''': --->'''Nerd''': I dunno... ''Top Gun Academy?''
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* While going into Pepsiman's backstory, the Nerd mentions that Pepsiman was featured as an unlockable character in the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/FightingVipers'' for the UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn. He then questions the game's method of unlocking Pepsiman by ''losing'' the first fight.

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* While going into Pepsiman's backstory, the Nerd mentions that Pepsiman was featured as an unlockable character in the Japanese version of ''VideoGame/FightingVipers'' for the UsefulNotes/SegaSaturn.Platform/SegaSaturn. He then questions the game's method of unlocking Pepsiman by ''losing'' the first fight.



* When the Nerd asks for a proper ''T. rex'' boss fight, Seamus Blackley obliges by sending a guy in a ''T. rex'' costume wielding Nedry's mace. After the Nerd says he isn't that worried, Seamus reveals the ''T. rex''[='=]s real weapon: the Duke, AKA the UsefulNotes/{{Xbox}}'s controller. Now the Nerd is afraid.

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* When the Nerd asks for a proper ''T. rex'' boss fight, Seamus Blackley obliges by sending a guy in a ''T. rex'' costume wielding Nedry's mace. After the Nerd says he isn't that worried, Seamus reveals the ''T. rex''[='=]s real weapon: the Duke, AKA the UsefulNotes/{{Xbox}}'s Platform/{{Xbox}}'s original controller. Now the Nerd is afraid.
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** What makes this moment even better is that VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 is among the "good, innocent games". As we last knew, Super Mario Bros. 3 was possessed by Satan and required the might of the Nerd and Super Mecha Death Christ to defeat. When talking about it again in the Game Glitches episode, he alludes to this fact by stating that the Gremlin doesn't mess with it since it still hosts "demonic possessions". Could you say that the Nerd has [[IncrediblyLamePun sympathy for the devil]]?

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** What makes this moment even better is that VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3 ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' is among the "good, innocent games". As we last knew, Super ''Super Mario Bros. 3 3'' was possessed by Satan and required the might of the Nerd and Super Mecha Death Christ to defeat. When talking about it again in the Game Glitches episode, he alludes to this fact by stating that the Gremlin doesn't mess with it since it still hosts "demonic possessions". Could you say that the Nerd has [[IncrediblyLamePun [[{{Pun}} sympathy for the devil]]?
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* Lampshading the fact that the players have to spend ''thousands of dollars'' to get every single ''Kingdom Hearts'' game on every single console. When Nerd brings up the 2017-2018 concert with additional plot points, the estimated price quickly rises to ''MILLIONS''... because players gotta get [[Film/BackToTheFuture the plutonium to power a flux capacitor and generate 1.21 Gigawatts of energy to get back in time]] ''just to finally watch it!'' [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully]], that's where [=YouTube=] comes in.

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* Lampshading the fact that the players have to spend ''thousands of dollars'' to get every single ''Kingdom Hearts'' game on every single console. When Nerd brings up the 2017-2018 concert with additional plot points, the estimated price quickly rises to ''MILLIONS''... because players gotta get [[Film/BackToTheFuture [[Film/BackToTheFuture1 the plutonium to power a flux capacitor and generate 1.21 Gigawatts of energy to get back in time]] ''just to finally watch it!'' [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully]], that's where [=YouTube=] comes in.
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* After the Nerd fails to jump across the holes in a bridge several times, he decides to do something he learned a long time ago. [[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles Just walk over it]].

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* After the Nerd fails to jump across the holes in a bridge several times, he decides to do something he learned a long time ago. [[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles [[VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1989 Just walk over it]].
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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | '''Season Thirteen''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | '''Season Thirteen''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeventeen Season Seventeen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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--> '''Nerd''': "I had what you'd call "a well rounded education." ''(sighs)'' Oh boy... "I was involved in high school dramatics, I played the lead in Central High's production of 'Man of La Muncher.'" Huh? "I did more acting in college, mostly theate-in-the-round productions." Oh, come on!



-->'''Nerd:''' Have you ever in your life suffered from Video Thumb? Well, maybe ''Silver Surfer'' - one of those games where you need a Turbo controller? And when you do, your thumb will thank you.
-->*''twitches the thumb and hilariously says: "Thank you!"''*

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-->'''Nerd:''' Have you ever in your life suffered from Video Thumb? Well, maybe ''Silver Surfer'' - one of those games where you need a Turbo controller? And when you do, your thumb will thank you. \n-->*''twitches \\
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the thumb and hilariously says: "Thank you!"''*



--> '''Nerd''': It's a dude gettin' his nuts kicked in! ''(chuckling)'' Why? Wh-wh-why'd they do this? This is a real ad! It's kickin' him in the balls!



-->'''Nerd:''' Thankfully, my [=CD32=] is [[CallBack safely burning in Hell]] where it belongs!
-->*''cue the animation of Bowser with EvilLaugh''*

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-->'''Nerd:''' Thankfully, my [=CD32=] is [[CallBack safely burning in Hell]] where it belongs!
-->*''cue
belongs!\\
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the animation of Bowser with EvilLaugh''*


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* There was an article about Macaulay Culkin in one of the magazines. The Nerd notes [[CallBack that guy went on to become the pizza guy.]]
* "Here's some fanart. Some of it is really amazing, but some of it, as you can see, it's shit. And I know that's not nice because it's probably some young kid who drew it, but the kid's grown up now, so he can handle it. It's shit!"
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* From footage of Chex Quest's intro:
-->'''Chexman:''' I'm from Chex Squadron...[[Film/StarshipTroopers and I say "Kill 'em all!"]]
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** At the end, the TV Game Guy [[DeathSeeker asks the Nerd to kill him]], since Pepsiman's earlier attack [[BalefulPolymorph transformed half his body into Pepsi]] and he doesn't want to live like that. He asks for a heroic, cinematic death of [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay being slowly lowered into the vat of orange soda]]. Instead, the Nerd disregards his request and just shoves him off the platform into the vat.

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** At the end, the TV Game Guy [[DeathSeeker asks the Nerd to kill him]], since Pepsiman's earlier attack [[BalefulPolymorph [[ForcedTransformation transformed half his body into Pepsi]] and he doesn't want to live like that. He asks for a heroic, cinematic death of [[Film/Terminator2JudgmentDay being slowly lowered into the vat of orange soda]]. Instead, the Nerd disregards his request and just shoves him off the platform into the vat.
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* After being killed by an invisible pit, he goes GoshDarnItToHeck:

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* After being killed by an invisible pit, he goes GoshDarnItToHeck:GoshDangItToHeck:
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* Lampshading the fact that the players have to spend ''thousands of dollars'' to get every single ''Kingdom Hearts'' game on every single console. When Nerd brings up the 2017-2018 concert with additional plot points, the estimated price quickly rises to ''[[UpToEleven MILLIONS]]''... because players gotta get [[Film/BackToTheFuture the plutonium to power a flux capacitor and generate 1.21 Gigawatts of energy to get back in time]] ''just to finally watch it!'' [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully]], that's where [=YouTube=] comes in.

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* Lampshading the fact that the players have to spend ''thousands of dollars'' to get every single ''Kingdom Hearts'' game on every single console. When Nerd brings up the 2017-2018 concert with additional plot points, the estimated price quickly rises to ''[[UpToEleven MILLIONS]]''...''MILLIONS''... because players gotta get [[Film/BackToTheFuture the plutonium to power a flux capacitor and generate 1.21 Gigawatts of energy to get back in time]] ''just to finally watch it!'' [[BaitAndSwitch Thankfully]], that's where [=YouTube=] comes in.
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** All the while this is happening, a song [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong that is most definitely not]] [[Music/{{Survivor}} Eye of the Tiger]] is the backing for the said commercial.

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** All the while this is happening, a song [[SuspiciouslySimilarSong that is most definitely not]] [[Music/{{Survivor}} [[Music/{{Survivor|Band}} Eye of the Tiger]] is the backing for the said commercial.
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--->'''The Nerd:''' Have you ever gone to the bank, and the teller was ''thrashing their arms up and down?''

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--->'''The -->'''The Nerd:''' Have you ever gone to the bank, and the teller was ''thrashing their arms up and down?''

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-->'''The Nerd:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!]]
* The Nerd's reaction to and then imitation of the Banker, who excitedly slaps his arms up and down when you make a transaction. It's so bizarre he actually asks the viewer to let him know if they have ever seen such a sight in real life.
* He explains his problem with the time limit using a very Nerd simile:

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-->'''The Nerd:''' [[PrecisionFStrike [[ClusterFBomb Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you!]]
* The Nerd's baffled reaction to and then imitation of the Banker, who excitedly slaps his arms up and down when you make a transaction. It's so bizarre he actually asks the viewer to let him know if they have ever seen such a sight in real life.
--->'''The Nerd:''' Have you ever gone to the bank, and the teller was ''thrashing their arms up and down?''
* He explains his problem with the time limit using a very Nerd simile:"Nerd" analogy:
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'''Fred Fuchs:''' Nothing says "romance" like "Honey, I'm bringing you a stack of rhinoceroses!" With hardcore tiger-fucking!\\

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'''Fred Fuchs:''' Nothing says "romance" like "Honey, I'm bringing you a stack of rhinoceroses!" [[{{Pluralses}} rhinoceroses]]!" With hardcore tiger-fucking!\\
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** "This was made by Creator/ElectronicArts? [[TakeThat More like Electronic]] '''''[[{{Pun}} FAAAAAAAARTS!!!]]'''''"
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* His reactions to the {{Contemptible Cover}}s of ''Magazine/GamePlayersMagazine'', especially the one for the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' issue, with blurry Raccoon Mario looking a lot more like [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins Wario]], and Mario's tail looking like a misshapen Easter egg.

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* His reactions to the {{Contemptible Cover}}s covers of ''Magazine/GamePlayersMagazine'', especially the one for the ''VideoGame/SuperMarioBros3'' issue, with blurry Raccoon Mario looking a lot more like [[VideoGame/SuperMarioLand2SixGoldenCoins Wario]], and Mario's tail looking like a misshapen Easter egg.
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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | '''Season Thirteen''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] |[[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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[[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerd Main]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdPilots Pilots]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonOne Season One]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwo Season Two]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonThree Season Three]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFour Season Four]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFive Season Five]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSix Season Six]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSeven Season Seven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEight Season Eight]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonNine Season Nine]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTen Season Ten]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonEleven Season Eleven]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonTwelve Season Twelve]] | '''Season Thirteen''' | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFourteen Season Fourteen]] | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonFifteen Season Fifteen]] |[[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie | [[Funny/TheAngryVideoGameNerdSeasonSixteen Season Sixteen]] | [[Funny/AngryVideoGameNerdTheMovie The Movie]]

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* When the Nerd discovers that Nedry's [[CarryABigStick medieval mace]] is the [[GameBreaker strongest melee weapon in the whole game]], he wonders if Nedry's fate would have been different if he had this insanely powerful mace with him on Isla Nublar instead of leaving it behind on Isla Sorna. It then cuts to a skit where [[DangerTakesABackseat the Dilophosaurus is waiting inside the jeep]], ready to tear Nedry (played by Justin Silverman) apart... [[NotHisSled only for Nedry to pull out his mace and start beating the living shit of it]].

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-->'''Nerd:''' Is it ready?\\
'''Chef 1:''' Just a minute, chef.\\
'''Nerd:''' We don't ''have'' a fuckin' minute, the audience are waiting! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Mix, the peanut butter, with the chocolate syrup]]! Gosh, I can digest and shit out a real shit faster than you can make that fucking shit!\\
'''Chef 1:''' ''(hands Nerd a tray of shit)'' Here it is, chef.\\
'''Nerd:''' ...the fuck is that?\\
'''Chef 1:''' Uh, it- it's, it's shit.\\
'''Nerd:''' Fuckin' right it's shit! ''(throws the tray on the ground)'' Pick it up! That's the shittiest shit I ever saw! And you, do you have ''your'' shit together? Can you handle that shit?!\\
'''Chef 2:''' ''(meekly holds up her tray of shit)'' How's this, chef?\\
'''Nerd:''' ''Fuckin' Hell''! That's not shit, ''[[KickTheDog you're]]'' [[KickTheDog shit, your very existence is shit! You're a useless sack of worthless fucking shit]]! Leave the jacket, and get out of my kitchen! Get the fuck out, you fuckin' fuck! ''([[AsideGlance turns his head towards the camera]])'' [[EveryoneHasStandards Sorry folks, it won't happen again]].
* When the Nerd discovers that Nedry's [[CarryABigStick medieval mace]] is the [[GameBreaker strongest melee weapon in the whole game]], he wonders if Nedry's fate would have been different if he had this insanely powerful mace with him on Isla Nublar instead of leaving it behind on Isla Sorna. It then cuts to a skit where [[DangerTakesABackseat the Dilophosaurus is waiting inside the jeep]], ready to tear Nedry (played by Justin Silverman) apart... [[NotHisSled only for Nedry to pull out his mace and start beating the living shit out of it]].
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* Lots and '''lots''' of ads for adults... "[[GroinAttack Kick Some Balls]]", "Get A Monster Bone", "Pray for the FullFrontalAssault", "Size Does Matter"... [[UnfortunateNames you get the idea.]]

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* Lots and '''lots''' of ads for adults... "[[GroinAttack Kick Some Balls]]", "Get A Monster Bone", "Pray for the a FullFrontalAssault", "Size Does Matter"... [[UnfortunateNames you get the idea.]]
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--->'''Fred Fuchs:''' You might wanna be a bit nicer about the game, considering the fact that I AM THE ONE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING RIFLE!!!

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--->'''Fred Fuchs:''' You might wanna be a bit nicer about the game, [[AppealToForce considering the fact that I AM THE ONE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING RIFLE!!!RIFLE!!!]]
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