History Funny / SurvivalOfTheFittest

14th Jan '18 10:14:03 AM Zarina
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25th Nov '17 4:23:14 PM SethCrimson
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* The [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters pregame]] thread [[http://s10.zetaboards.com/SOTF_V2/topic/7557834/1/ My Friends Are Assholes]], just on premise alone. It starts with Darius Van Dyke gathering a group of students to find out who stole his Nintendo 3DS at a party. Said group includes [[SadClown Fiyori Senay]], [[DeadpanSnarker Jeremy Frasier]], [[TheGadfly Bradley Floyd]], and [[AttentionWhore Caedyn Miller]]. With Darius' [[SmallNameBigEgo own mentality]], this goes about as well as you'd expect. The entire thing is so absurd and humorous. In case you're wondering, [[spoiler:Fiyori took it. It's even referenced later [[http://s10.zetaboards.com/SOTF_V2/topic/9020764/1/#new when she finds Darius' corpse]].]]

'''Mini'''

[[AC:Program]]
* The original death post of Jerry Aarons in Program V1, a CallBack to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into a full, more serious post, but the original is fondly remembered.

[[AC:TV]]
* The first version of SOTF-TV brings us Jonas Jeffries' first thread. Immediately upon stumbling upon a group of people, he starts waving around his assigned gun and screaming "I'm from Detroit, I know how to use this!" It should be mentioned that Jonas ''did not'' know how to use said gun and was about as far from intimidating as possible.
* A good portion of the mentors in SOTF-TV can provide these, mostly of the [[CrossesTheLineTwice disturbingly hilarious]] MoodWhiplash variety. Examples include Wilson Howard asking his team to advertise Verizon, Susan Crawford being an ill-spoken anti-SOTF protester (with everything that implies), and an comedian who uses AlterEgoActing (similar to Creator/StephenColbert) who spends it entirely in-character. Another good example:
---> '''Shannon Gant [[labelnote:*]]who owns the resort and is the Rainbow Parrots mentor[[/labelnote]]:''' (upon seeing that Taylor [=DeVasher=] [[http://s1.zetaboards.com/SOTF_Mini/topic/5418038/2/ is knocking down postcard racks]]) "Wait-wait-wait, did that kid just- Holy shit he actually did! STOP TRASHING MY RESORT YOU FUCK. KICK HIS ASS VINCENT!"
** Caeser Knight in [=TV2=] is one of the less helpful mentors but he certainly makes an impression. In his one and only message to each of his team members, he offers nothing useful and no moral support besides telling each individual that they're his favorite, including two teammates who are currently in the same room and telling them not to tell each other, and not checking in with one guy until ''just after he's died''.

[[AC:Virtua]]
* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death in Virtua. One of his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?
--->When I get to Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a cake at Brian.

[[AC:Second Chances]]
* Early on, Blaine Eno faceplants during a fight with Michael Crowe, who promptly deposits him into a nearby barrel. Blaine's reaction to this turn of events?
--> [[CaptainObvious Blaine was now inside a barrel and his head still hurt.]]

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* The [[DevelopingDoomedCharacters pregame]] thread [[http://s10.zetaboards.com/SOTF_V2/topic/7557834/1/ My Friends Are Assholes]], just on premise alone. It starts with Darius Van Dyke gathering a group of students to find out who stole his Nintendo 3DS at a party. Said group includes [[SadClown Fiyori Senay]], [[DeadpanSnarker Jeremy Frasier]], [[TheGadfly Bradley Floyd]], and [[AttentionWhore Caedyn Miller]]. With Darius' [[SmallNameBigEgo own mentality]], this goes about as well as you'd expect. The entire thing is so absurd and humorous. In case you're wondering, [[spoiler:Fiyori took it. It's even referenced later [[http://s10.zetaboards.com/SOTF_V2/topic/9020764/1/#new when she finds Darius' corpse]].]]

'''Mini'''

[[AC:Program]]
* The original death post of Jerry Aarons in Program V1, a CallBack to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into a full, more serious post, but the original is fondly remembered.

[[AC:TV]]
* The first version of SOTF-TV brings us Jonas Jeffries' first thread. Immediately upon stumbling upon a group of people, he starts waving around his assigned gun and screaming "I'm from Detroit, I know how to use this!" It should be mentioned that Jonas ''did not'' know how to use said gun and was about as far from intimidating as possible.
* A good portion of the mentors in SOTF-TV can provide these, mostly of the [[CrossesTheLineTwice disturbingly hilarious]] MoodWhiplash variety. Examples include Wilson Howard asking his team to advertise Verizon, Susan Crawford being an ill-spoken anti-SOTF protester (with everything that implies), and an comedian who uses AlterEgoActing (similar to Creator/StephenColbert) who spends it entirely in-character. Another good example:
---> '''Shannon Gant [[labelnote:*]]who owns the resort and is the Rainbow Parrots mentor[[/labelnote]]:''' (upon seeing that Taylor [=DeVasher=] [[http://s1.zetaboards.com/SOTF_Mini/topic/5418038/2/ is knocking down postcard racks]]) "Wait-wait-wait, did that kid just- Holy shit he actually did! STOP TRASHING MY RESORT YOU FUCK. KICK HIS ASS VINCENT!"
** Caeser Knight in [=TV2=] is one of the less helpful mentors but he certainly makes an impression. In his one and only message to each of his team members, he offers nothing useful and no moral support besides telling each individual that they're his favorite, including two teammates who are currently in the same room and telling them not to tell each other, and not checking in with one guy until ''just after he's died''.

[[AC:Virtua]]
* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death in Virtua. One of his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?
--->When I get to Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a cake at Brian.

[[AC:Second Chances]]
* Early on, Blaine Eno faceplants during a fight with Michael Crowe, who promptly deposits him into a nearby barrel. Blaine's reaction to this turn of events?
--> [[CaptainObvious Blaine was now inside a barrel and his head still hurt.
]]
25th Nov '17 4:14:29 PM SethCrimson
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24th Nov '17 10:14:09 PM TheFox
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--->When I get to Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a cake at Brian.

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--->When I get to Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a cake at Brian.Brian.

[[AC:Second Chances]]
* Early on, Blaine Eno faceplants during a fight with Michael Crowe, who promptly deposits him into a nearby barrel. Blaine's reaction to this turn of events?
--> [[CaptainObvious Blaine was now inside a barrel and his head still hurt.]]
22nd Nov '17 3:15:28 PM SethCrimson
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22nd Nov '17 3:14:59 PM SethCrimson
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[[AC:Mini]]
* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death in Virtua. One of his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?
--->When I get to Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a cake at Brian.

to:

[[AC:Mini]]


[[AC:Program]]
* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's The original death post of Jerry Aarons in Virtua. One Program V1, a CallBack to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of his last actions the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into a full, more serious post, but the original is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?
--->When I get to Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a cake at Brian.
fondly remembered.

[[AC:TV]]



* The original death post of Jerry Aarons in Program V1, a CallBack to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into a full, more serious post, but the original is fondly remembered.

to:


[[AC:Virtua]]
* The original From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death post in Virtua. One of Jerry Aarons in Program V1, a CallBack his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?
--->When I get
to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into Heaven, I am so telling Anton that I threw a full, more serious post, but the original is fondly remembered.cake at Brian.
2nd Nov '17 5:07:33 AM TheFox
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* The first version of SOTF-TV brings us Jonas Jeffries' first thread. Immediately upon stumbling upon a group of people, he starts waving around his assigned gun and screaming "I'm from Detroit, I know how to use this!" It should be mentioned that Jonas ''did not'' know how to use said gun and was about as far from intimidating as possible.
5th Sep '17 7:03:38 PM Zarina
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* Gabrielle Minase's death post being a simple "And then Gabrielle died of AIDS." This however was retconned by him being accidently shot by Daisuke. This was also parodied in future versions with a "And then she died of [[StealthPun blades]]".
* The terrorists Kaige, [=McLocke=] and Rice read a FanFic of contestants Jacob Starr and Uriel out loud. While the mic to the island was turned on.

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* Gabrielle Minase's death post being a simple "And then Gabrielle died of AIDS." This however was retconned by him being accidently accidentally shot by Daisuke. This was also parodied in future versions with a "And then she died of [[StealthPun blades]]".
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* The terrorists Kaige, [=McLocke=] [=McLocke=], and Rice read a FanFic of contestants Jacob Starr and Uriel out loud. While the mic to the island was turned on.
26th Aug '17 10:06:19 PM AlexHitchcock
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* Chad Munteaunu pissing off Jonathan Michaels leading to the latter shooting the former.
23rd Aug '17 9:40:20 PM Zarina
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* The terrorists Kaige, McLocke and Rice read a FanFic of contestants Jacob Starr and Uriel outloud. While the mic to the island was turned on.

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* The terrorists Kaige, McLocke [=McLocke=] and Rice read a FanFic of contestants Jacob Starr and Uriel outloud.out loud. While the mic to the island was turned on.



* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death in Virtua v1. One of his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?

to:

* From "Big Mike" Gibraltar's death in Virtua v1.Virtua. One of his last actions is attacking Brian Larke [[ImprobableWeaponUser with a]] [[CrazyAwesome cake]]. His last thought before expiring?



** Caeser Knight in [=TV2=] is one of the less helpful mentors but he certainly makes an impression. In his one and only message to each of his team members, he offers nothing useful and no moral support besides telling each individual that they're his favorite, including two teammates who are currently in the same room and telling them not to tell each other, and not checking in with one guy until ''just after he's died''.

to:

** Caeser Knight in [=TV2=] is one of the less helpful mentors but he certainly makes an impression. In his one and only message to each of his team members, he offers nothing useful and no moral support besides telling each individual that they're his favorite, including two teammates who are currently in the same room and telling them not to tell each other, and not checking in with one guy until ''just after he's died''.died''.
* The original death post of Jerry Aarons in Program V1, a CallBack to the moment mentioned in the V1 section of the page: "And then Jerry died of blades." It has since been edited into a full, more serious post, but the original is fondly remembered.
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