History Funny / StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier

* '''Spock:''' (''Kirk tries to hug him'') Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons.

* "Then it appears I have little choice, but to sample your beans."

* During the turboshaft scene, the Command Crew arrives at Deck 78 (out of only 21 decks) at the ''top'' of the ship, which should be Deck 1. The Blu-Ray [[AllThereInTheManual Library Computer]] entry for Deck 78 reads only "Don't ask us!"
-->'''Spock:''' I think I overshot the mark a little.\\
'''Bones:''' Nobody's perfect.

* Piece of advice, don't eat marshmallows(or "marshmellons") before hitching a ride on jetboots.

** -->'''Scotty''': "I know this ship like the back of my hand." ''([[{{Slapstick}} hits his head on the ship's bulkhead and knocks himself out)]]''

** -->'''Scotty''': "I know this ship like the back of my hand." ''([[{{Slapstick}} hits his head on the ship's bulkhead and knocks himself out)''\\

** -->'''Scotty''': "I know this ship like the back of my hand." ''([[{{Slapstick}} hits his head on the ship's bulkhead and knocks himself out)''

** and
-->'''Scotty''': "I know this ship like the back of my hand."\\
[[{{Slapstick}} *bonk*]]\\
'''Scotty''': *down for the count*
** and
-->'''Scotty''': (''barking at an engineer'') HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YA, THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB!

-->'''Scotty''': "What are ye standing around for? Do ye not know a jailbreak when ye see one!?"

-->'''Scotty''': (Barking at an engineer) HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YA, THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB!
--> '''[=McCoy=]''': (chuckling) I don't think I've ever seen him happier!

[[caption-width-right:350:"C'mon, Spock. You liked this movie, right?...Right?"]]

* During the climax, Captain Kirk [[SpottingTheThread twigs onto something off in "God's" speech]], specifically, his demand for a starship to carry him. The resulting ArmorPiercingQuestion is considered to be one of the few [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome great moments]] of a deeply flawed film. That said, the fact that Kirk needs to break in on an ongoing discussion between "God" and his prophet, Sybok, to ask the question, means he first politely raises a hand with an "Excuse me..."

* During the turboshaft scene, the Command Crew arrives at Deck 78 (out of only 21 decks) at the ''top'' of the ship, which should be Deck 1. The Blu-Ray Library Computer entry for Deck 78 reads only "Don't ask us!"

* Klaa's OrderedApology to Kirk, courtesy of General Koord, who comes across as a father disciplining his son for being naughty.

'''Kirk''': Bones! [[IncrediblyLamePun Mind if we drop in for dinner?]]

--> '''Sulu''': We appear to be caught up in a blizzard. (Checkov rolls his eyes, then decides to roll with it)

'''Kirk:''' I am ''hardly'' in a position to disagree!

* The "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" scene gave us the following bit, where Spock has spent the past several hours analyzing the lyrics before coming up with "Life is most definitely not a dream." He came to this deduction while Kirk and Bones were trying to sleep and had to share.

* During the climax, Captain Kirk [[SpottingTheThread twigs onto something off in God's speech]], specifically, his demand for a starship to carry him. The resulting ArmorPiercingQuestion is considered to be one of the few [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome great moments]] of a deeply flawed film. That said, the fact that Kirk needs to break in on an ongoing discussion between God and his prophet, Sybok, to ask the question, means he first politely raises a hand with an "Excuse me..."

* -->'''Spock:''' (''Kirk tries to hug him'') Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons.

* And when Spock saves Kirk:
-->'''Spock:''' (''Kirk tries to hug him'') Please, Captain. Not in front of the Klingons.

* JamesDoohan [[HamAndCheese owned his comedic scenes]]:

* "I guess I have no choice, but to sample your beans."

*** When Spock refers to [=McCoy=], he looks back toward where he is, and then looking back at Kirk, as if to say, "Nope. I'd rather pester you."