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-->'''Damar:''' No. * beat* Maybe you should go talk to Worf again!
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-->'''Damar:''' No. * beat* [beat] Maybe you should go talk to Worf again!
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'''Bashir:''' I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to ''kill''...him...
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'''Bashir:''' I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to ''kill''... him...
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-->'''Cardassian:''' ...[[OhCrap They'll ]]''[[OhCrap kill]]''[[OhCrap me]]...
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* Another DownerEnding episode, "Children of Time" has one of the funniest Worf moments in ''Star Trek'':
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* Another Though it's a major DownerEnding episode, "Children of Time" has one of the funniest Worf moments in ''Star Trek'':
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-->'''Garak''': It's best not to dwell on such minutia.
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-->'''Garak''': It's best not to dwell on such minutia.minutia.
* Nog and Jake are scurrying around the station trying to get a baseball card for captain Sisko. Weyoun is wondering what the hell is going on and abducts them to interrogate them. After their first story falls flat (that they were trying to get Sisko a baseball card), they tell this hugely over the top story about how the guy in the card is in fact a time traveler. Weyoun says that he believes them. Nog, in utter disbelief, asks "You do?" (Weyoun believes their first story and sends them on their way).
* Nog and Jake are scurrying around the station trying to get a baseball card for captain Sisko. Weyoun is wondering what the hell is going on and abducts them to interrogate them. After their first story falls flat (that they were trying to get Sisko a baseball card), they tell this hugely over the top story about how the guy in the card is in fact a time traveler. Weyoun says that he believes them. Nog, in utter disbelief, asks "You do?" (Weyoun believes their first story and sends them on their way).
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* The ending dialogue of the episode in which O'Brien gets [[KangarooCourt tried]] for being an enemy combatant by the Cardassians:
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** The ending dialogue of the episode in which O'Brien gets [[KangarooCourt tried]] for being an enemy combatant by the Cardassians:
** The ending dialogue of the episode in which O'Brien gets [[KangarooCourt tried]] for being an enemy combatant by the Cardassians:
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-->'''Cardassian:''' ....[[OhCrap They'll]] ''[[OhCrap kill]]'' [[OhCrap me]]...They'll ''kill'' me]]...
** Weyoun threatening to turn Worf and Dax over to Damar if they do not respond to interrogation:
-->'''Legate Damar''': It is my duty to inform you that you will be turned over to a Cardassian tribunal, where you will be tried as war criminals.
-->'''Ezri Dax''': ''War criminals''? What are the charges?
-->'''Legate Damar''': That is not necessary for you to know. All you need to know is that you will be found guilty and executed.
** Weyoun threatening to turn Worf and Dax over to Damar if they do not respond to interrogation:
-->'''Legate Damar''': It is my duty to inform you that you will be turned over to a Cardassian tribunal, where you will be tried as war criminals.
-->'''Ezri Dax''': ''War criminals''? What are the charges?
-->'''Legate Damar''': That is not necessary for you to know. All you need to know is that you will be found guilty and executed.
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? '''Keiko''''s baby? '''''He''' does.''
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? '''Keiko''''s ''Keiko's'' baby? '''''He''' does.''
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''Keiko'''s baby? '''''He''' does.''
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''Keiko'''s '''Keiko''''s baby? '''''He''' does.''
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''He does.''
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''Keiko'''s baby? ''He '''''He''' does.''
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** And the ending, where tribbles have overrun the Promenade, with Quark leaning against the bar, surrounded by tribbles and one on his head.
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** And the ending, where tribbles have overrun the Promenade, with Quark leaning against the bar, surrounded by tribbles and one on his head.[[hottip:*:This shot is a Call Back to an nearly-identical one with the K-7 bartender in the original episode.]]
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-->'''Garak''': Best not to dwell on such minutia.
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-->'''Garak''': Best It's best not to dwell on such minutia.
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* One in the middle of the otherwise [[DarkerAndEdgier very dark episode]] "In the Pale Moonlight":
-->'''Garak''': I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.
-->'''Sisko''': I hope that's ''just'' an impression.
-->'''Garak''': Best not to dwell on such minutia.
-->'''Garak''': I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.
-->'''Sisko''': I hope that's ''just'' an impression.
-->'''Garak''': Best not to dwell on such minutia.
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** Sisko tries to contact the ''Defiant'' by tapping his chest... then remembers that this is the 23rd century, and there's nothing there but cloth. He has to actually pull out his communicator, flip it open, and repeat his hail.
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** This Troper puts it as the DS9 Tribble Episode, and one speech by Bashir (and response by O'Brien):
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** This Troper puts it as the DS9 ''Deep Space Nine'' Tribble Episode, and one speech by Bashir (and response by O'Brien):
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** There's also the pair of [[strike: FBI]] Department of Temporal Investigations agents, who play the "humorless government investigator" stereotype to the hilt.
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* From the episode "You Are Cordially Invited" when the crew of DS9 have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.
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* Jerusalem!! And the following conversation "I hated you when we first met! And now...I..." "And now..." "And now, I...don't."
** And of course, the scene in Extreme Measures when Julian is trying to convince Miles that he loves him more than Keiko. "Julian, you are beginning to annoy me!"
** How could we forget in Hippocratic Oath?
** And of course, the scene in Extreme Measures when Julian is trying to convince Miles that he loves him more than Keiko. "Julian, you are beginning to annoy me!"
** How could we forget in Hippocratic Oath?
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* Jerusalem!! "Jerusalem"!! And the following conversation "I hated you when we first met! And now...I..." "And now..." "And now, I...don't."
** And of course, the scene inExtreme Measures "Extreme Measures" when Julian is trying to convince Miles that he loves him more than Keiko. "Julian, you are beginning to annoy me!"
** How could we forget inHippocratic Oath? "Hippocratic Oath"?
** And of course, the scene in
** How could we forget in
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** May favorite scene in that episode was during the lackluster party where Worf is revealed to be staring intently at some wall art.
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** May My favorite scene in that episode was during the lackluster party where Worf is revealed to be staring intently at some wall art.
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* The episode where Quark manipulates DS9 systems to broadcast his advert "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun!". Then Major Kira threatens that if those aren't removed then "I will come to Quark's. And I ''will'' have fun."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwj4nL7Qg8 One of the stranger first kisses in TV history.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwj4nL7Qg8 One of the stranger first kisses in TV history.]]
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* The episode where Quark manipulates DS9 Deep Space Nine's systems to broadcast his advert "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun!". Then Major Kira threatens that if those aren't removed then "I will come to Quark's. And I ''will'' have fun."
* "His Way": [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwj4nL7Qg8 One of the stranger first kisses in TV history.]]
* "His Way": [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwj4nL7Qg8 One of the stranger first kisses in TV history.]]
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* I for one love the look on Sisko's face and his little 'Oh' in Extreme Measures when Bashir and O'Brien inform him that they have obtained certain information through the use of illegal Romulan memory probes. You can just see him thinking, "This is going to be one of ''those'' plans."
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* I for one love the look on Sisko's face and his little 'Oh' in Extreme Measures "Extreme Measures" when Bashir and O'Brien inform him that they have obtained certain information through the use of illegal Romulan memory probes. You can just see him thinking, "This is going to be one of ''those'' plans."
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*** It goes on and gets even funnier:
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-->'''Worf:''' Seven months... Unfortunately, I will be away... On Earth... Visiting my parents.
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-->'''Worf:''' Seven months... Unfortunately, I will be away... On Earth... Visiting my parents.parents... On Earth. Excuse me.
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-->'''O'Brien:''' No, seven months from now.
-->'''Worf:''' Seven months... Unfortunately, I will be away... On Earth... Visiting my parents.
-->'''O'Brien:''' No, seven months from now.
-->'''Worf:''' Seven months... Unfortunately, I will be away... On Earth... Visiting my parents.
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** May favorite scene in that episode was during the lackluster party where Worf is revealed to be staring intently at some wall art.
--> '''Sisko:''' Worf, you've been paroled. You can go now.
--> '''Sisko:''' Worf, you've been paroled. You can go now.
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''He does.''
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''He does.''
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-->Extra FridgeBrilliance on multiple levels: Worf was raised in a human family and knows all sorts of human games (he played soccer as a kid). He's indulging in some cultural irony assuming that no one will pick up on it and find his remarks out of place (After all, only his ''Enterprise-D'' crewmates know about the Rozhenko soccer tradition.) The extra FridgeBrilliance is that he ''accidentally crippled an opponent while playing soccer.'' Bringing the chant full circle back into a legitimately intimidating remark!
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** From the episode "You Are Cordially Invited" when the crew of DS9 have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.
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** And the ending, where tribbles have overrun the Promenade, with Quark leaning against the bar, surrounded by tribbles and one on his head.
-->'''Odo''': Did you tell them?
-->'''Sisko''': They didn't ask. I'm open to suggestions, people.
-->'''Dax''': We could build another station.
* From the episode "You Are Cordially Invited" when the crew of DS9 have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.
-->'''Odo''': Did you tell them?
-->'''Sisko''': They didn't ask. I'm open to suggestions, people.
-->'''Dax''': We could build another station.
* From the episode "You Are Cordially Invited" when the crew of DS9 have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.
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** Same episode- Quark clearly enjoying himself baiting poor lovesick Odo:
-->'''Quark''': You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You're not even the most lovable person in this sector. Or on the station. Or even in this room.
-->'''Quark''': You're not exactly the most lovable person in the galaxy. You're not even the most lovable person in this sector. Or on the station. Or even in this room.
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-->Extra FridgeBrilliance on multiple levels: Worf was raised in a human family and knows all sorts of human games (he played soccer as a kid). He's indulging in some cultural irony assuming that no one will pick up on it and find his remarks out of place (After all, only his ''Enterprise-D'' crewmates know about the Rozhenko soccer tradition.) The extra FridgeBrilliance is that he ''accidentally killed a child crippled an opponent while playing soccer.'' Bringing the chant full circle back into a legitimately intimidating remark!
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-->Extra FridgeBrilliance on multiple levels: Worf was raised in a human family and knows all sorts of human games (he played soccer anyways as a kid). He's indulging in some cultural irony assuming that no one will pick up on it and find his remarks out of place (After all, only his ''Enterprise-D'' crewmates know about the Rozhenko soccer tradition. The extra FridgeBrilliance is that he ''accidentally killed a child while playing soccer.'' Bringing the chant full circle back into a legitimately intimidating remark!
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** There's also the pair of [[strike: FBI]] Department of Temporal Investigations agents, who play the "humorless government investigator" stereotype to the hilt.
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** [[ContinuityNod Remember the time]] in [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration TNG]] where Worf had to ''deliver'' a baby? ''He does.''
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-->'''Gowron:''' The charge has been made! You are accused of using... ''money...'' to bring down a Great House!
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-->'''Gowron:''' The charge has been made! You are accused of using... ''money...'' ''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous money...]]'' to bring down a Great House!
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--> '''Q (on his ass on the floor):''' You hit me! Picard never hit me!"me!"
* In the episode "Accession":
-->'''Quark (to Worf):''' Did you hear? Keiko's having a baby!
-->'''Work (alarmed):''' ...''Now?!''
* In the episode "Accession":
-->'''Quark (to Worf):''' Did you hear? Keiko's having a baby!
-->'''Work (alarmed):''' ...''Now?!''
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* Although also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, it was also hysterically funny: Q shows up for the first (and only) time on Deep Space 9. And Sisko promptly sucker-punches him.
--> '''Q (on his ass on the floor):''' You hit me! Picard never hit me!"
* Although also a CrowningMomentOfAwesome, it was also hysterically funny: Q shows up for the first (and only) time on Deep Space 9. And Sisko promptly sucker-punches him.
--> '''Q (on his ass on the floor):''' You hit me! Picard never hit me!"
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* The episode "Take Me Out To The Holosuite" gets its kicks in this category. O'Brien making Scotch-flavored chewing gum and Odo practicing his umpire-manship are classic in their own rights, but Worf's lines throughout are comedy ''gold''.
-->'''Sisko:''' All right Niners, let's hear some chatter!\\
'''Niners:''' Hey, batter, batter, batter! Swing batter!\\
'''Worf:''' ''DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!!''
--->'''O'Brien:''' He didn't touch home, Nog!\\
'''Nog:''' Well, what do I do?\\
'''Worf:''' Find him and '''''KILL''''' him!!
** Possibly the earliest moment in the episode: Sisko announces just what game their "clash of the Titans" is going to be. Kira looks up at him with an expression that ''screams'' "I hate you," "My commanding officer is a twelve-year-old boy," "I want a transfer," and "I am going to get you for this," all without saying a single word. Poor woman.
** My vote for the funniest moment of the episode was when Worf and Sisko argue with umpire Odo over the called third strike on Worf.
--> '''Sisko:''' You can't ''tell'' me that ball was over the plate. What were you doing, ''regenerating?!''
* Another DownerEnding episode, "Children of Time" has one of the funniest Worf moments in ''Star Trek'':
-->'''Brota:''' Are you the son of Mogh?
-->'''Worf:''' Yes.
-->'''Brota:''' Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?
-->'''Worf:''' ''([[{{Beat}} a beat]])'' Only when I am angry.
* Does the word "tribble" appear in an episode's title? If so, prepare to laugh long and hard.
** This Troper puts it as the DS9 Tribble Episode, and one speech by Bashir (and response by O'Brien):
-->'''Bashir''': "You know, no one ever met my great-grandfather. This could be a predestination paradox! Come on, chief, surely you took elementary temporal mechanics at the Academy? I may be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own... great-grandfather."\\
''O'Brien gives Bashir a disbelieving look that could melt glass''\\
'''Bashir''': "Come on, chief, you can't just dismiss this!"\\
'''O'Brien''': "I can try."\\
'''Bashir''': All right, but I can't wait to see the look on your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you find out ''I never existed!''"
** O'Brien ''almost'' manages to keep a straight face as they are beamed out.
** Heh, you forgot when Kira asks them if they're ready for beam-out. O'Brien's reply: "Are we ''ever!''"
** From the episode "You Are Cordially Invited" when the crew of DS9 have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.
--->''Scene shows O'Brien and Bashir hanging by the arms over hot rocks.''\\
'''Bashir:''' Miles...it's working. I've had a vision, about the future. I can see it so clearly.\\
'''O'Brien:''' What is it?\\
'''Bashir:''' I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to ''kill''...him...
*** As part of the Klingon marriage tradition Sisko, O'Brien, and Bashir are required to assault the newlyweds immediately after they tie the knot. O'Brien and Bashir are... enthusiastic about this.
* Jerusalem!! And the following conversation "I hated you when we first met! And now...I..." "And now..." "And now, I...don't."
** And of course, the scene in Extreme Measures when Julian is trying to convince Miles that he loves him more than Keiko. "Julian, you are beginning to annoy me!"
** How could we forget in Hippocratic Oath?
--->'''O'Brien''' Exactly! See, you understand! Now why can't she see that? Why can't she be more like y- [trails off and pretends to be busy looking at the console]
--->'''Bashir''' More like...?
--->'''O'Brien''' Um...er... more like - more like a man!
--->'''Bashir''' [with a look that just screams 'oh yeah, brilliant save there'] So... you wish Keiko was a man?
--->'''O'Brien''' I wish I was on this trip with someone else, that's what I wish!
* "I HATE Ferengi!", "You ''idiot!''" and the look on Sisko's face when Quark and Rom accidently pop out of the hatch in his office.
* The ending dialogue of the episode in which O'Brien gets [[KangarooCourt tried]] for being an enemy combatant by the Cardassians:
-->'''Cardassian defense lawyer:''' What happened?
-->'''Odo:''' You won.
-->'''Cardassian:''' ....[[OhCrap They'll]] ''[[OhCrap kill]]'' [[OhCrap me]]...
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LHSuubcuY I just shared a bottle of kanar...with, Damar! Hehehe, that rhymes!]]"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0RDNmZsgsM Goodbye, Major Kira!]]
* In "Move Along Home," the look on Kira's face when she's forced to play hopscotch while singing a nursery rhyme to proceed through the maze.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wxEAIP7nck You're going to hit them with a box?]]"
* Following from the above moment, Quark thinks he's got an ace in the hole when he gets out his disruptor prior to a Klingon attack on the station. However...
--> '''Odo''' (reading a note in Quark's disruptor pistol box): "Dear Quark, Used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."
-->'''Quark:''' I will ''kill'' him!''
-->'''Odo''': With what?
* "In the Cards," just in general. "The entire future of the galaxy may depend on us tracking down Willie Mays...and stopping him."
* Everything about "Our Man Bashir" (before it gets dramatic), especially if you're a JamesBond fan. This troper's favorites are Bashir knocking out a man with a champagne cork and making a gun out of parts of his shoe.
** And of course, the always classic:
-->'''Anastasia''' (who looks like Kira): I never thought I'd see you alive again after you fell out of that dirigible over Iceland!
-->'''Bashir''': I had a parachute... and there was a submarine waiting for me.
* The episode where Quark manipulates DS9 systems to broadcast his advert "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun!". Then Major Kira threatens that if those aren't removed then "I will come to Quark's. And I ''will'' have fun."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwj4nL7Qg8 One of the stranger first kisses in TV history.]]
* Most of the episode "The House of Quark", which could earn a position on this list for concept alone (Quark becomes head of a Klingon Great House) but it doubles up with some HILARIOUS dialogue:
-->'''Rom:''' What about Kozak's family? What if they come here for revenge?
-->'''Quark:''' If that happens, I'll stand up, look them straight in the eye...and offer them a bribe.
-->---
-->'''Gowron:''' The charge has been made! You are accused of using... ''money...'' to bring down a Great House!
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-->'''Quark:''' I am Quark, son of Keldar, and I have come to answer the challenge of D'Ghor, son of... whatever.
* Damar's case of the giggles after Worf catches Weyoun off-guard and [[NeckSnap snaps his neck]]. [[CloningGambit This doesn't slow Weyoun down much]], but he's miffed that Damar "finds the death of my predecessor so amusing."
-->'''Damar:''' The execution is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Fourteen hundred hours.
-->'''Weyoun:''' Have they agreed to co-operate?
-->'''Damar:''' No. * beat* Maybe you should go talk to Worf again!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_ydxhjSFg This]]. Just this. Julian and Garak's first scene, in which Garak acts like a creeper and scares the living daylights out of Julian.
** Not to mention this: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2q2ySAOyqo&feature=related I want you to take that rod and eat it!]]"
* I for one love the look on Sisko's face and his little 'Oh' in Extreme Measures when Bashir and O'Brien inform him that they have obtained certain information through the use of illegal Romulan memory probes. You can just see him thinking, "This is going to be one of ''those'' plans."
* Dukat's hilariously awkward team-up with the main characters in "Civil Defense" when he screws up and can't beam out of the station-- ''after he'd beamed in specifically to gloat at them for not being able to fix the problem''. Basically anything Dukat does in that episode, from his epic snarkbattle with Garak to his ordering tea from the replicator that's shooting at everybody.
* How can we have come this far without mentioning Dukat getting a cactus spine in his ass and Kira having to pull it out?
* Worf gets his tooth sharpener stolen in the episode "Bar Association." While he's ranting that nothing like this ever happened on the ''Enterprise,'' Odo just grins and begins to read off a long, long list of similar incidents. You know he's just ''waiting'' for the chance to do this.
-->'''Sisko:''' All right Niners, let's hear some chatter!\\
'''Niners:''' Hey, batter, batter, batter! Swing batter!\\
'''Worf:''' ''DEATH TO THE OPPOSITION!!''
--->'''O'Brien:''' He didn't touch home, Nog!\\
'''Nog:''' Well, what do I do?\\
'''Worf:''' Find him and '''''KILL''''' him!!
** Possibly the earliest moment in the episode: Sisko announces just what game their "clash of the Titans" is going to be. Kira looks up at him with an expression that ''screams'' "I hate you," "My commanding officer is a twelve-year-old boy," "I want a transfer," and "I am going to get you for this," all without saying a single word. Poor woman.
** My vote for the funniest moment of the episode was when Worf and Sisko argue with umpire Odo over the called third strike on Worf.
--> '''Sisko:''' You can't ''tell'' me that ball was over the plate. What were you doing, ''regenerating?!''
* Another DownerEnding episode, "Children of Time" has one of the funniest Worf moments in ''Star Trek'':
-->'''Brota:''' Are you the son of Mogh?
-->'''Worf:''' Yes.
-->'''Brota:''' Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?
-->'''Worf:''' ''([[{{Beat}} a beat]])'' Only when I am angry.
* Does the word "tribble" appear in an episode's title? If so, prepare to laugh long and hard.
** This Troper puts it as the DS9 Tribble Episode, and one speech by Bashir (and response by O'Brien):
-->'''Bashir''': "You know, no one ever met my great-grandfather. This could be a predestination paradox! Come on, chief, surely you took elementary temporal mechanics at the Academy? I may be destined to fall in love with that woman and become my own... great-grandfather."\\
''O'Brien gives Bashir a disbelieving look that could melt glass''\\
'''Bashir''': "Come on, chief, you can't just dismiss this!"\\
'''O'Brien''': "I can try."\\
'''Bashir''': All right, but I can't wait to see the look on your face when we get back to Deep Space Nine and you find out ''I never existed!''"
** O'Brien ''almost'' manages to keep a straight face as they are beamed out.
** Heh, you forgot when Kira asks them if they're ready for beam-out. O'Brien's reply: "Are we ''ever!''"
** From the episode "You Are Cordially Invited" when the crew of DS9 have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.
--->''Scene shows O'Brien and Bashir hanging by the arms over hot rocks.''\\
'''Bashir:''' Miles...it's working. I've had a vision, about the future. I can see it so clearly.\\
'''O'Brien:''' What is it?\\
'''Bashir:''' I'm gonna kill Worf. I'm gonna kill Worf. That's what I'm gonna do. I can see it clearly now, I'm going to ''kill''...him...
*** As part of the Klingon marriage tradition Sisko, O'Brien, and Bashir are required to assault the newlyweds immediately after they tie the knot. O'Brien and Bashir are... enthusiastic about this.
* Jerusalem!! And the following conversation "I hated you when we first met! And now...I..." "And now..." "And now, I...don't."
** And of course, the scene in Extreme Measures when Julian is trying to convince Miles that he loves him more than Keiko. "Julian, you are beginning to annoy me!"
** How could we forget in Hippocratic Oath?
--->'''O'Brien''' Exactly! See, you understand! Now why can't she see that? Why can't she be more like y- [trails off and pretends to be busy looking at the console]
--->'''Bashir''' More like...?
--->'''O'Brien''' Um...er... more like - more like a man!
--->'''Bashir''' [with a look that just screams 'oh yeah, brilliant save there'] So... you wish Keiko was a man?
--->'''O'Brien''' I wish I was on this trip with someone else, that's what I wish!
* "I HATE Ferengi!", "You ''idiot!''" and the look on Sisko's face when Quark and Rom accidently pop out of the hatch in his office.
* The ending dialogue of the episode in which O'Brien gets [[KangarooCourt tried]] for being an enemy combatant by the Cardassians:
-->'''Cardassian defense lawyer:''' What happened?
-->'''Odo:''' You won.
-->'''Cardassian:''' ....[[OhCrap They'll]] ''[[OhCrap kill]]'' [[OhCrap me]]...
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LHSuubcuY I just shared a bottle of kanar...with, Damar! Hehehe, that rhymes!]]"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0RDNmZsgsM Goodbye, Major Kira!]]
* In "Move Along Home," the look on Kira's face when she's forced to play hopscotch while singing a nursery rhyme to proceed through the maze.
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wxEAIP7nck You're going to hit them with a box?]]"
* Following from the above moment, Quark thinks he's got an ace in the hole when he gets out his disruptor prior to a Klingon attack on the station. However...
--> '''Odo''' (reading a note in Quark's disruptor pistol box): "Dear Quark, Used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."
-->'''Quark:''' I will ''kill'' him!''
-->'''Odo''': With what?
* "In the Cards," just in general. "The entire future of the galaxy may depend on us tracking down Willie Mays...and stopping him."
* Everything about "Our Man Bashir" (before it gets dramatic), especially if you're a JamesBond fan. This troper's favorites are Bashir knocking out a man with a champagne cork and making a gun out of parts of his shoe.
** And of course, the always classic:
-->'''Anastasia''' (who looks like Kira): I never thought I'd see you alive again after you fell out of that dirigible over Iceland!
-->'''Bashir''': I had a parachute... and there was a submarine waiting for me.
* The episode where Quark manipulates DS9 systems to broadcast his advert "Come to Quark's, Quark's is fun!". Then Major Kira threatens that if those aren't removed then "I will come to Quark's. And I ''will'' have fun."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjwj4nL7Qg8 One of the stranger first kisses in TV history.]]
* Most of the episode "The House of Quark", which could earn a position on this list for concept alone (Quark becomes head of a Klingon Great House) but it doubles up with some HILARIOUS dialogue:
-->'''Rom:''' What about Kozak's family? What if they come here for revenge?
-->'''Quark:''' If that happens, I'll stand up, look them straight in the eye...and offer them a bribe.
-->---
-->'''Gowron:''' The charge has been made! You are accused of using... ''money...'' to bring down a Great House!
-->---
-->'''Quark:''' I am Quark, son of Keldar, and I have come to answer the challenge of D'Ghor, son of... whatever.
* Damar's case of the giggles after Worf catches Weyoun off-guard and [[NeckSnap snaps his neck]]. [[CloningGambit This doesn't slow Weyoun down much]], but he's miffed that Damar "finds the death of my predecessor so amusing."
-->'''Damar:''' The execution is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Fourteen hundred hours.
-->'''Weyoun:''' Have they agreed to co-operate?
-->'''Damar:''' No. * beat* Maybe you should go talk to Worf again!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_ydxhjSFg This]]. Just this. Julian and Garak's first scene, in which Garak acts like a creeper and scares the living daylights out of Julian.
** Not to mention this: "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2q2ySAOyqo&feature=related I want you to take that rod and eat it!]]"
* I for one love the look on Sisko's face and his little 'Oh' in Extreme Measures when Bashir and O'Brien inform him that they have obtained certain information through the use of illegal Romulan memory probes. You can just see him thinking, "This is going to be one of ''those'' plans."
* Dukat's hilariously awkward team-up with the main characters in "Civil Defense" when he screws up and can't beam out of the station-- ''after he'd beamed in specifically to gloat at them for not being able to fix the problem''. Basically anything Dukat does in that episode, from his epic snarkbattle with Garak to his ordering tea from the replicator that's shooting at everybody.
* How can we have come this far without mentioning Dukat getting a cactus spine in his ass and Kira having to pull it out?
* Worf gets his tooth sharpener stolen in the episode "Bar Association." While he's ranting that nothing like this ever happened on the ''Enterprise,'' Odo just grins and begins to read off a long, long list of similar incidents. You know he's just ''waiting'' for the chance to do this.
