History Funny / StarTrekDeepSpaceNine

26th May '17 8:23:45 PM Meltemi
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-->'''Worf:''' I did not expect it to be you, Doctor.\\
'''Bashir:''' *looks meaningfully at the others* Neither did I.
23rd May '17 5:01:26 PM StarTropes
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* Nog reporting for the mission with his relatively[[note]]this being Star Trek and Nog being five feet tall on a very good day[[/note]] [[BfG huge phaser rifle]] held at Port Arms.



* Nog reporting for the mission with his relatively[[note]]this being Star Trek and Nog being five feet tall on a very good day[[/note]] [[BfG huge phaser rifle]] held at Port Arms.
21st May '17 2:26:45 PM NateTheGreat
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** How can you have a moment be both this and [[Awesome/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Awesome]] at the same time? Garak walks up to Dukat and offer his hand in defending the Council from Klingons about to invade the station. While Dukat accepts the help, he and Garak trade barbs the entire time... ''[[CasualDangerDialogue even while holding off a rush of about ten Klingons.]]''

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** * How can you have a moment be both this and [[Awesome/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Awesome]] at the same time? Garak walks up to Dukat and offer his hand in defending the Council from Klingons about to invade the station. While Dukat accepts the help, he and Garak trade barbs the entire time... ''[[CasualDangerDialogue even while holding off a rush of about ten Klingons.]]''



** Also, the priceless reply to a belligerent Klingon insulting Odo (in [[PardonMyKlingon his native tongue]], naturally):

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** * Also, the priceless reply to a belligerent Klingon insulting Odo (in [[PardonMyKlingon his native tongue]], naturally):



** The Klingons were just before hassling Morn, asking "So what it is it that you do on this station?" (He is, of course, Quark's chief customer/mascot.)

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** * The Klingons were just before hassling Morn, asking "So what it is it that you do on this station?" (He is, of course, Quark's chief customer/mascot.)
21st May '17 6:10:33 AM NateTheGreat
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* Odo attempting to stir a souffle in the beginning of "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS03E04Equilibrium Equilibrium]]". Plus the beets conversation.

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* Odo attempting to stir a souffle in the beginning of "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS03E04Equilibrium Equilibrium]]".Equilibrium]]" (i.e. a stationary spoon and moving the bowl in a circle around it). Plus the beets conversation.
21st May '17 6:03:54 AM NateTheGreat
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** Also: "War! What is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing."
** "No... No, I don't need that image, either. In fact I'm gonna stop asking that question altogether. People will come in, I will treat them, and that's all."
** Worf's attempt to woo Grilka at the start involves tossing Morn out of his seat. Before doing so, he hesitates.

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** * Also: "War! What is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing."
** * "No... No, I don't need that image, either. In fact I'm gonna stop asking that question altogether. People will come in, I will treat them, and that's all."
** * Worf's attempt to woo Grilka at the start involves tossing Morn out of his seat. Before doing so, he hesitates.
14th May '17 4:37:07 AM StarTropes
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* Martok is inducted into the Order of Kahless with Sisko and Admiral Ross in attendance of the ceremony. It begins, as most Klingon ceremonies do, with bloodletting. Sisko and Ross watch Gowron then Martok slice their palms open, and Sisko says to Ross that they're next. It takes a moment to sink in for Ross, and when it does, the look on his face is ''priceless''.

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* Martok is inducted into the Order of Kahless with Sisko and Admiral Ross in attendance of the ceremony. It begins, as most Klingon ceremonies do, with bloodletting.PalmBloodletting. Sisko and Ross watch Gowron then Martok slice their palms open, and Sisko says to Ross that they're next. It takes a moment to sink in for Ross, and when it does, [[OhCrap the look on his face face]] is ''priceless''.
13th May '17 7:20:24 AM StarTropes
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* When Ezri suggests that Kira might make a good counselor, Kira acts out how a session might go.
--> "You dreamed about ''what''? You're crazy. Now get out of my office. Next patient."
10th May '17 12:14:29 AM ShorinBJ
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-->'''O'Brien''' Don't worry about it, Major. Nobody does. That's the way they like it.

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-->'''O'Brien''' -->'''O'Brien''': Don't worry about it, Major. Nobody does. That's the way they like it.



* The Pah Wraith that possessed Keiko has O'Brien running around the station making changes without understanding why he's doing them. Rom figures out what the objective is, and nonchalantly asks O'Brien why he wants to kill the Wormhole Aliens.

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* The Pah Wraith that possessed Keiko has O'Brien running around the station making changes without understanding why he's doing them. Rom figures out what the objective is, and nonchalantly asks O'Brien why he wants to kill the Wormhole Aliens.
wormhole aliens.



'''Bashir''': "Come on, chief, you can't just dismiss this!"\\

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'''Bashir''': "Come on, chief, Chief, you can't just dismiss this!"\\



-->'''O'Brien:''' Well, first things first we take this transtator - ''(the lights go out)'' - and leave it alone.

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-->'''O'Brien:''' Well, first things first first, we take this transtator - ''(the lights go out)'' - and leave it alone.



--> '''Dax:''' Find somebody else. I have my own ways of torturing Worf.

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--> '''Dax:''' Find somebody else. [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I have my own ways of torturing Worf.Worf]].



* Quark and Bashir reaction when they learn Leeta has a crush on Rom.
--> '''Quark (hands the fertility idol to Bashir):''' Take this, You need this more than i do.

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* Quark and Bashir Bashir's reaction when they learn Leeta has a crush on Rom.
--> '''Quark (hands the fertility idol to Bashir):''' Take this, You need this more than i I do.
* The Ferengi version of the Eskimo Postulate:
-->'''Quark''': I've seen drier days on Ferenginar, and we have 178 words for rain. Right now, it's glebbening...and that's bad.



'''Worf:''' ''(Smirks)'' We shall see....

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'''Worf:''' ''(Smirks)'' ''(smirks)'' We shall see....



'''Quark:''' [[SarcasmBlind I hadn't thought of that! I wonder what their favourite food is!]]

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'''Quark:''' [[SarcasmBlind I hadn't thought of that! I wonder what their favourite favorite food is!]]
8th May '17 1:54:00 PM StarTropes
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* Dukat and Weyoun's posturing and competition when the Founder shows up, until she tells them to DispenseWithThePleasantries.



* From "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E05FavorTheBold Favor the Bold]]": the battle for Deep Space Nine, control of the wormhole, and the entire future of the Star Trek universe ultimately hinges on... Morn taking birthday presents home to his mother.

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* From "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS06E05FavorTheBold Favor the Bold]]": the The battle for Deep Space Nine, control of the wormhole, and the entire future of the Star Trek universe ultimately hinges on... Morn taking birthday presents home to his mother.
5th May '17 7:17:24 PM NateTheGreat
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* In a previous episode O'Brien spent half the night drinking with Worf to get him to open up about what's bothering him. In this episode he shows up with a bottle again and Worf groans "oh no, not again."
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