History Funny / StarTrekDeepSpaceNine

4th Mar '17 5:19:03 PM NateTheGreat
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** Sisko encounters O'Brien, Bashir, and Odo outside of the bar. As Sisko leaves O'Brien assumes that he is going to see Kasidy, who Sisko hasn't met yet but Jake has already told everyone about. Sisko is a little irked at that, and is forced to plaster an artificial smile on his face as he walks away in a "What next?" attitude.
4th Mar '17 2:10:36 AM thespecialneedsgroup
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** To summarize: [[Series/LawAndOrder In the Cardassian criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups: the State, which declares a criminal guilty and determines their punishment before the trial begins, and defense attorneys, who browbeat their clients into confessing. This is their story.]]
2nd Mar '17 12:19:52 AM StClair
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* In "Ties of Blood and Water" the [[BackFromTheDead recently reintroduced]] Weyoun, upon hearing that a bottle of Kanar intended for Ghemor has been poisoned, cheerfully chugs it down and admires its toxicity the way one might appreciate a rare vintage. Only ''then'' does he go on to explain that in addition to regularly cloning the Vorta, the Dominion has genetically engineered them to be immune to just about every imaginable kind of poison, as this apparently comes in handy for a certain kind of diplomatic negotiations; which makes you wonder what kind of negotiations those would be...

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* In "Ties of Blood and Water" the [[BackFromTheDead recently reintroduced]] Weyoun, upon hearing that a bottle of Kanar intended for Ghemor has been poisoned, cheerfully chugs it down and admires its toxicity the way one might appreciate a rare vintage. Only ''then'' does he go on to explain that in addition to regularly cloning the Vorta, the Dominion has genetically engineered them to be immune to just about every imaginable kind of poison, as this apparently comes in handy for a certain kind of diplomatic negotiations; which makes you wonder what kind of negotiations those would be...negotiations.
** Given that the Vorta are the "carrot" to the Jem'Hadar's "stick" (i.e. join peacefully, or we'll conquer you), it's quite plausible that some might try to stall by [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident making the diplomats mysteriously die/become ill]] whenever they came to visit...



** Given that the Vorta are the "carrot" to the Jem'Hadar's "stick" (i.e. join peacefully, or we'll conquer you), it's not hard to believe that some might try to stall by [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident making the diplomats mysteriously die/become ill]] whenever they came to visit....
2nd Mar '17 12:14:51 AM StClair
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-->'''O'Brien:''' Well, first things first we take this transistor - ''(the lights go out)'' - and leave it alone.

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-->'''O'Brien:''' Well, first things first we take this transistor transtator - ''(the lights go out)'' - and leave it alone.
23rd Feb '17 4:27:06 AM TroperBeDoper
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* "I've been ''waiting'' for you..." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP5yQWhgelA]] [[note]] ItMakesSenseInContext; in Meridian (S03E8), Quark tries to obtain a holographic representation of Major Kira for a wealthy client. Kira finds out about this and, obviously unsettled, reprograms the hologram to look like Quark as payback.[[/note]]

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* "I've been ''waiting'' for you..." [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP5yQWhgelA]] com/watch?v=fP5yQWhgelA "I've been waiting for you..."]] [[note]] ItMakesSenseInContext; in Meridian (S03E8), ([=S03E8=]), Quark tries to obtain a holographic representation of Major Kira for a wealthy client. Kira finds out about this and, obviously unsettled, reprograms the hologram to look like Quark as payback.[[/note]]
21st Feb '17 5:14:08 AM StarTropes
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--> '''Brunt:''' [[ChewingTheScenery You disgust me]].

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--> '''Brunt:''' [[ChewingTheScenery You disgust me]].
dis-GUST me]].
** And when ThePowerOfFriendship comes to Quarks rescue with furniture and drinks so that he can restart his bar, he tries desperately to salvage what's left of his pride. And Sisko just rolls with it.
--> '''Quark:''' Captain, you can't do this! ''(off Sisko's look)'' Not without paying a storage fee....A minimum storage fee. Practically nothing.\\
'''Sisko:''' Send me the bill.
10th Feb '17 7:26:13 PM CurledUpWithDakka
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10th Feb '17 4:42:29 AM JMQwilleran
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** "Let me ask you a simple question. Do you want to die?"
9th Feb '17 6:50:53 PM JMQwilleran
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** Quark concludes that the revised Rules of Acquisition must be part of some devious plan concocted by Grand Nagus Zek. Later...
-->'''Zek''': Quark, my boy. What say we buy everyone a drink? Put it on my tab.
-->'''Quark''': But why?
-->'''Zek''': It will make everyone happy. And that will make me happy.
-->'''Rom''': It must all be part of his plan. Wheels within wheels, brother.
9th Feb '17 6:48:42 PM JMQwilleran
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** The revised Rules of Acquisition themselves and Quark and Rom's reaction to them.
-->'''Quark''': I can take it. Tell me.
-->'''Rom''': Rule number two hundred and eighty five. A good deed is its own reward. ... ... Brother, are you all right?
-->'''Quark''': I just have to sit down.
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