History Funny / StarTrekDeepSpaceNine

8th Dec '16 11:47:44 PM maximsk
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--> '''Sisko:''' I gave you a direct order!
'''Kira:''' Court-martial me.

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--> '''Sisko:''' I gave you a direct order!
order!\\
'''Kira:''' Court-martial me.\\




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* Kira's outraged reaction to the [[DudeWheresMyRespect Cardassian prefect's very minor file on her.]]
6th Dec '16 10:56:33 PM maximsk
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* When Kira defies Sisko's command to [[spoiler: leave him and Jadzia behind.]] It goes from dramatic to snarky to silly, very quickly.
--> '''Sisko:''' I gave you a direct order!
'''Kira:''' Court-martial me.
'''Sisko:''' I can't, you're not in Starfleet.
6th Dec '16 2:29:45 PM maximsk
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* Jadzia sharing her theory about Vantika's survival with Sisko. [[DeadpanSnarker The latter is not particularly taken by the technobabble.]]
--> '''Jadzia:''' I've been asking myself: Why would anyone induct a bioelectrical charge into a glial cell?\\
'''Sisko:''' A question I have ''always'' wondered about.
3rd Dec '16 10:55:34 PM DGCatAniSiri
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* Trying to beam Odo back hits a few snags, given O'Brien's unfamiliarity operating Cardassian technology. Giving in to his frustration, O'Brien [[PercussiveMaintenance kicks the console.]] That gets it to work.
2nd Dec '16 7:21:51 PM maximsk
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---> '''Q:''' Marquess of Queensbury Rules...\\

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---> '''Q:''' Marquess of Queensbury Queensberry Rules...\\
2nd Dec '16 7:21:38 PM maximsk
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---> '''Q:''' Marquis of Queensbury Rules...\\

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---> '''Q:''' Marquis Marquess of Queensbury Rules...\\
2nd Dec '16 7:05:56 PM maximsk
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*** Then Quark happens to open the door, and before he can react, Q loudly tells him to go away (and teleports him away to make sure).
2nd Dec '16 7:02:57 PM maximsk
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* Earlier, when Vash is first visited by Q on the station, she instantly starts arguing with him while unpacking her bags. Q responds by teleporting her filled bag back into her arms over and over, until Vash gets so fed up that she throws the bag at Q's head.
** Then, they start arguing about each other's poor track records, which leads to this:
--->'''Vash:''' You're the one who almost got me killed on Erriakang VII. And they weren't exactly thrilled to see you on Brax either. What did they call you, "the god of lies"?\\
'''Q:''': [[BlatantLies They meant it affectionately.]]
2nd Dec '16 3:44:04 AM StarTropes
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** When the crew of Deep Space Nine have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, which is like a human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.

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** When the crew of Deep Space Nine have agreed to join Worf's Klingon bucks party, StagParty, which is like a human bucks party, minus the fun and with added pain.



** The first trial of Worf's "bachelor party" requires ritual bloodletting. Worf and Martok ask for volunteers, and promptly turn their backs. Sisko gives O'Brien a silent cue to take a step back, without alerting Julian, making it seem like he "volunteered."

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** The first trial of Worf's "bachelor party" requires ritual bloodletting. Worf and Martok ask for volunteers, and promptly turn volunteers while their backs. Sisko gives backs are turned, and Sisko, Alexander, and O'Brien a silent cue to take a step back, back without alerting Julian, making it seem like [[GotVolunteered he "volunteered."
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24th Nov '16 10:42:17 AM Damar
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* When O'Brien urges Quark to try a game of darts, Quark throws them all at once to O'Brien's horror and they end up embedded into Morn who looks quite distraught. Quark then mentions how it was O'Brien's fault for having such a dangerous game in his bar.
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