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22nd Sep '17 5:13:25 PM Unicorndance
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** Related: when Quark has Rom do a VisionQuest of sorts to see his memories, we get this.

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** Related: when Quark Odo has Rom do a VisionQuest of sorts to see his memories, we get this.
21st Sep '17 10:54:04 PM Unicorndance
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* When the scientist mentions that Odo doesn't "integrate" socially, Odo replies that he integrates as much as he wants to. When the scientist asks what that means, we get this.
-->'''Odo''': ""As much as I want to" ''means'' "As much as I ''want'' to"!"
19th Sep '17 10:38:58 PM Unicorndance
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* In the FlashBack, Odo meets Quark, who offers him some alcohol. We get this.
--> '''Odo''': "I don't drink."
--> '''Quark''': "A soft drink, then?"
--> '''Odo''': "I don't...drink."
* When Rom says he has to get back to "his" bar, to which Odo sternly states (about Quark) "He's not dead, Rom!"
** Related: when Quark has Rom do a VisionQuest of sorts to see his memories, we get this.
---> '''Odo''': "What do you see?"
---> '''Rom''': "I see the bar. With my name on it!"
---> '''Odo''': "We're talking about the ''past'', Rom. Not the future!"




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* The premise of the episode is that Sisko has a crush on a mysterious woman who keeps disappearing. He tries to report her to Odo but there's a lot he doesn't know about her.
-->'''Sisko''': "I'm looking for someone. A woman."
-->'''Odo''': "Name?"
-->'''Sisko''': "Fenna."
-->'''Odo''': "First name or last?"
-->'''Sisko''': "I don't know."
-->'''Odo''': "Species?"
-->'''Sisko''': "I don't know. Humanoid."
-->'''Odo''': "What ship did she arrive on?"
-->'''Sisko''': "I don't know."
-->'''Odo''': "Well, what can you tell me about her?"
-->'''Sisko''': "Let's see. I'd say she's about one point six meters tall. Brown skin, dark hair. And the last time I saw her, she was wearing...''(dreamily)'' she was wearing red."
-->'''Odo''': "Well, that's something anyway."
-->'''Sisko''': "Do you think you can help me?"
-->'''Odo''': "I don't know."
-->'''Sisko''': "I need to find her, Constable. I think she may be in some kind of trouble."
-->'''Odo''': "What kind of trouble? Let me guess. You don't know. Well, it's not much to go on, but I'll do what I can."
* When Jake tells a story to his father about a girl throwing up, Sisko is distracted and says "That's nice."
-->'''Jake''': "Nice?! She threw up!"
* When Jake figures out his dad has a crush and wants to meet her, Sisko says no.
-->'''Jake''': "So when do I get to meet her?"
-->'''Sisko''': "I think it might be a little early to do that."
-->'''Jake''': "Why? She likes you too, doesn't she?"
-->'''Sisko''': "I think so."
-->'''Jake''': "So then what's the problem?"
-->'''Sisko''': "Well, er, it's just that, er, she keeps...disappearing."
18th Sep '17 10:14:06 PM Unicorndance
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* When Pel is trying to hide that she's female but Quark wants to go to bed but they're forced to share a bed. At first, she says the bed's lumpy, but he says it isn't, then she tries to talk business, but he's not interested, then she ''kisses'' him.
** Which is followed by Pel apologising for kissing Quark but he just denies she kissed him.
17th Sep '17 2:33:48 PM Unicorndance
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* Nog failing to pronounce "coup d'etat" and upon hearing that it's French, calling it a "silly French thing".
16th Sep '17 10:21:22 PM KnownUnknown
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* At the end, O'Brien uses his future knowledge to troll Quark by telling him about someone winning at Davo ''just'' before it happens, and then immediately leaving the bar before Quark can get more answers out of him - smirking all the while.
16th Sep '17 5:22:55 PM KnownUnknown
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---> '''Sisko:''' ...No, not at all....

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---> '''Sisko:''' ...'''Sisko:''' ''(Snapping back to polite and reserved)'' ...No, not at all....
16th Sep '17 7:51:21 AM LtFedora
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** Hilariously, the PADD with this list is just lying on top of his desk, and he doesn't actually press any buttons when he picks it up--he probably took it out any time he had to meet with Worf, waiting eagerly for the chance to use it.

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** Hilariously, the PADD with this list is just lying on top of his desk, and he doesn't actually press any presses a couple buttons when he picks it up--he probably took it out any time he had to meet with Worf, waiting eagerly for the chance to use it.
15th Sep '17 10:26:59 PM Unicorndance
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* One of the imaginings was a lusty version of Dax, conjured up by Bashir. This led to some funny moments.
** When the imagined creatures are wondering why people would dream them up, the fake Dax says this.
--->'''Fake Dax''': "Why would someone imagine up a woman and reject her?"
** When Bashir and the real Dax were talking about it.
--->'''Real Dax''': "She's so submissive. You don't want me to be submissive, do you?"
--->'''Bashir''': ''(awkward)'' "Not really."
--->'''Fake Dax''': "I'm not submissive...am I?"
* One of the creatures imagined up was Literature/{{Rumpelstiltskin}}, who's complaining about how everyone knows his name now.




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* When Quark enters Kira's quarters to show her the earring, we get this.
-->'''Quark''': "I've always wondered what your quarters look like."
-->'''Kira''': "That better not be your only reason for being here."
-->'''Quark''': "You don't entertain much, do you?"
-->'''Kira''': "I entertain a lot. I just don't entertain you."
-->'''Quark''': "Let me guess, the bedroom."
-->'''Kira''': "You take one step in here and I'll promise you it'll be your last."
-->'''Quark''': "It could be worth it."
-->'''Kira''': "You have five seconds to tell me what you want."
-->'''Quark''': "Aren't you going to offer me a beverage?"
-->'''Kira''': "Five, four--"
-->'''Quark''': "Can we at least sit down?"
-->'''Kira''': ''(pushing him out)'' "Three, two, one."
* This line from Sisko. [[note]]Context: Kira found a Bajoran prisoner's earring and noted that people didn't want her rescuing them.[[/note]]
-->'''Sisko''': "In other words, they're unwilling to risk going to war with Cardassia over an earring. I can't say I blame them."
13th Sep '17 12:20:37 AM LtFedora
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-->'''Brota:''' Are you the son of Mogh?\\

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-->'''Brota:''' -->'''Gabriel:''' Are you the son of Mogh?\\



'''Brota:''' Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?\\

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'''Brota:''' '''Gabriel:''' Is it true you can kill someone just by looking at them?\\
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