History Funny / StarTrekDeepSpaceNine

29th Apr '16 2:11:38 PM DGCatAniSiri
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--> '''Kira:''' It's very important research. What? [[BlatantLies I'm not laughing!]] Just because we are shrinking three people to the size of coffee cups! (completely cracks up)

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--> '''Kira:''' It's very important research. What? [[BlatantLies I'm not laughing!]] Just because we are shrinking three people to the size of coffee cups! (completely ''(completely cracks up)
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29th Apr '16 2:09:30 PM DGCatAniSiri
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* The basic premise of the episode is incredibly silly, shrinking a runabout, but the episode immediately acknowledges and lampshades it by Kira breaking into giggles on the bridge of the Defiant.
--> '''Kira:''' So, how small are they?
--> '''Nog:''' The miniaturisation process won't begin until the runabout reaches the edge of the accretion disc.
--> '''Kira:''' I see. And then they'll begin to shrink?
--> '''Nog:''' Yes, sir.
--> '''Sisko:''' Major, are you laughing at our investigation of this subspace anomaly?
--> '''Kira:''' No, sir.
--> '''Worf:''' The data collected here could provide Starfleet with the key to creating transwarp corridors through space. It could give us a substantial tactical advantage over the Dominion.
--> '''Kira:''' It's very important research. What? [[BlatantLies I'm not laughing!]] Just because we are shrinking three people to the size of coffee cups! (completely cracks up)
24th Apr '16 6:12:42 PM Geoduck
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!!Sacrifice of Angels
* Weyoun's almost jaunty reaction upon realizing the Dominion forces are going to have to abandon [=DS9=].
-->'''Weyoun:''' Time to start packing!
14th Apr '16 10:59:20 AM case
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** The reason Brunt wants his ashes-equivalent isn't business; it's because he hates Quark so much he wants him dead. Why? Because in his view, Quark is too nice to his employees and customers. This culminates with Quark accidentally slipping out that he gives his employees vacation, infuriating Brunt even further. Then Quark tries to backpedal by claiming the employees have to pay for their vacation, but Brunt sees right through him:

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** The reason Brunt wants his ashes-equivalent isn't business; it's because he hates Quark so much he wants him dead.dead (or at least to have to break a contract with a Ferengi, which essentially makes other Ferengi treat him as if he were dead). Why? Because in his view, Quark is too nice to his employees and customers. This culminates with Quark accidentally slipping out that he gives his employees vacation, infuriating Brunt even further. Then Quark tries to backpedal by claiming the employees have to pay for their vacation, but Brunt sees right through him:
14th Apr '16 10:55:19 AM case
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** The reason Brunt wants his ashes-equivalent isn't business; it's because he hates Quark so much he wants him dead. Why? Because in his view, Quark is too nice to his employees and customers. This culminates with Quark accidentally slipping out that he gives his employees vacation, infuriating Brunt even further. Then Quark tries to backpedal by claiming the employees have to pay for their vacation, but Brunt sees right through him:
--> '''Quark:''' I didn't give them anything. They contributed to a central fund which I manage.
--> '''Brunt:''' [[ChewingTheScenery You disgust me]].
24th Mar '16 7:22:13 PM TimeTravelerJessica
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* In an otherwise tragic episode, we get a cute moment with Dax and Worf discussing whether or not to have children. They go to the Holosuite for hours to talk about it, and when they come out everyone asks what they were talking about up there for so long.
--> '''Worf''': It is a private matter.
--> '''Dax''': We want to have a baby!
--> '''Worf''': It was a private matter.
* [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness The normally composed Weyoun]] almost has a rage stroke when he finds out that Dukat [[spoiler: has somehow managed to make the wormhole, the only way Weyoun's people have to get home or receive reinforcements, disappear.]] [[AwesomeEgo Dukat is completely unfazed by this screw-up of Biblical proportions.]] The icing on the cake is Damar's quiet look of concern as he stands in the background.
--> '''Weyoun''': You mean to tell me that the wormhole is gone?!
--> '''Dukat''': I know things didn't go as well as we hoped but ...
--> '''Weyoun''': *turns head and makes [[{{Angrish}} indistinct scoffing noises]] while probably wishing he had Eris's telekinesis*
21st Mar '16 6:17:55 AM adipose1913
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**when they go to diffuse the bomb, the manual says to cut the blue wire... ''[[OhCrap and they're all grey!]]
18th Mar '16 1:15:09 PM Wooboo
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* Rom the Ferengi starting a worker's union? That's funny. Rom the Ferengi quoting ''Creator/KarlMarx''? That's hysterical.
7th Mar '16 3:56:02 PM NoxSky12599
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** HilariousInHindsight: If you rewatch the episode, you might notice there's an earlier scene where Kira's having breakfast with Odo... ''and she's eating fruit salad.''
4th Mar '16 1:44:41 PM HakkyounoTenshi
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* In the prison camp [[spoiler: Martok]] promises to seek out the greatest bards on the Klingon homeworld to compose a song about Worf's incredible duels with the Jem'Hadar, even promising to include Bashir as the healer who saw to Worf's wounds. Worf's only response is a flat statement that the only verse he was interested in hearing was "the one where they escaped".
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