History Funny / SoThisIsBasically

* After Lumine gets a bad equipment draw, Paimon (dressed like a back-alley dealer) tries coercing her into [[BribingYourWayToVictory spending real money]] to buy "[[FanserviceCostumes swimsuits for a cardboard cutout]]".
-->'''Paimon:''' ''You'' can be the one to give these women PANTS! Don't Amber's shorts look uncomfortable? AREN'T YOU ''TIRED'' OF SEEING KAMISATO'S DIAPER FROM EVERY CONCEIVABLE ANGLE?!
** Paimon then gets cut off by Barbara's singing even though she's in a menu. Paimon tells her to shut up, only for Barbara to sob that [[BrokenRecord she literally can't]].

-->'''Jello:''' If ''Cold Steel'''s plot were a sandwich, the third game would be a thick slice of ham covered in a giant game of [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters cast ketchup.]] And the first two games would be ''[[TakeThat NOTHING!]]''

* His usual habit of referring to characters with absurd nicknames continues, but the [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters sheer number of characters keeps piling up]] until they become inaudible and Rean becomes steadily buried beneath them.

** "Instead, Paimon suggests that you walk around the entire world. This is a rational suggestion, [[{{Pun}} insomuch as it was suggested by your rations.]]"

-->'''Paimon:''' ''You'' can be the one to give these women PANTS!

* After Lumine gets a bad equipment draw, Paimon (dressed like a back-alley dealer) tries coercing her into [[BribingYourWayToVictory spend real money]] to buy "[[FanserviceCostumes swimsuits for a cardboard cutout]]".

** The ramifications of this are listed on a completion sheet: failing a series of milestones including "[[MurderArsonAndJaywalking Beat Tio at]]'' [[VideoGame/PuyoPuyoTetris Puyo Tetris]]''", "[[CollectionSidequest Complete Estelle's sneaker collection]]", and "[[BreadMilkEggsSquick Date someone besides your adopted sister]]", ending with the prognosis "RESTART THE GAME".

--->Rean and his friends will return in ''Trails of Cold Steel XVII''\\

--->Rean and his friends will return in ''Trails of Cold Steel XVII''
--->It will take six years to localize.
--->Googling its name will [[LateArrivalSpoiler spoil at least five other Trails games]].

--> There’s the overworked one, the overworked one, [[RuleOfThree the overworked one]]...hey wait a minute-

* The game’s three explorable nations as of the video’s release are described as “Bisexual UsefulNotes/{{Japan}}” (Inazuma), “Libertarian UsefulNotes/{{Germany}}” (Mondstadt) and [[ARareSentence “The rolling hills of Zhongli’s Butt”]] (Liyue).

--> "Well, you know what they say! Sire a child, ''die in the wild.''"

* "Doesn't matter which one [of the two twins] you pick because the cutscenes and dialogue will misgender you no matter who you chose."

* The game’s three explorable nations as of the video’s release are described as “Bisexual UsefulNotes/Japan” (Inazuma), “Libertarian UsefulNotes/Germany” (Mondstadt) and [[ARareSentence “The rolling hills of Zhongli’s Butt”]] (Liyue).

* Jello claiming that all the Genshins have their own interesting personalities only to than realize that they are all actually the same.
* The gotcha system being referred as basically the same as a GroinAttack.
* "Doesn't matter which one [of the two twins] you pick because the cutscenes and dialogue will misgender no matter who you chose."
* "Play with other players and ''only'' other players because when playing with a friend, all the [=NPCs=] suddenly decide that you smell."
* When talking about how many sidequests deal with [[MissingMom dead]] [[DisappearedDad parents]], Jello drops this [[LampshadeHanging lampshading saying.]]
--> "Sire a child, die in the wild"

* "22 Episodes written in three months! [[WritngByTheSeatOfYourPants AND IT SHOWS]]." ''(snaps pencil)''

* Jello names the various parts of [=JoJo=] in his usual style, but when it gets to [[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo Part 5]], King Crimson uses its powers and erases whatever Jello was gonna say. Or skips it. Or just makes everyone not perceive it. [[MemeticMutation It just works]].

** The ramifications of this are listed on a completion sheet: failing a series of milestones including "[[MurderArsonAndJaywalking Beat Tio at]]'' [[VideoGame/PuyoPuyo Puyo Tetris]]''", "[[CollectionSidequest Complete Estelle's sneaker collection]]", and "[[BreadMilkEggsSquick Date someone besides your adopted sister]]", ending with the prognosis "RESTART THE GAME".

'''Jello:''' NO! Look how strong their card muscles are! Their muscles are SNAKES! [[ShockingSwerve EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS]] ''[[AncientConspiracy A SNEAK-RET SNAKE CULTIST!!!]]''\\

* The entire skill tree is full of gems, but by far some of the best are [[ScrappyMechanic "Skip Gummi Ship"]], [[TheLoad "Dead-Ass Donald"]], [[GameBreaker "Used on EX Bosses"]], [[Memes/KingdomHearts "Okay]] [[HorribleJudgeOfCharacter I Believe You"]], [[HijackedByGanon "Oops, all]] [[MesACrowd Xehanort"]] and "You can Jump now", which is an ''endgame skill'' for some reason.

-->'''Random Old Man:''' Do you want to marry the ''Old Man?'' There's only one GayOption and ''it's the Old Man! [[GrossUpCloseUp (shows an Awakening-style CG of the old man)]]'' Blow in my face to increase my affinity!

'''[[JailBait Definitely Illegal]]:''' [[TokenMiniMoe I might LOOK like a toddler,]] [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld but it's okay because I'm really three thousand and]] [[OurDragonsAreDifferent probably a Dragon!]] [[{{Squick}} And SOMEONE has to canonically have sex with me if you want all the child characters!]][[note]]Tiki/Nowi[[/note]]\\

'''[[JailBaitTaboo Definitely Illegal]]:''' [[TokenMiniMoe I might LOOK like a toddler,]] [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld but it's okay because I'm really three thousand and]] [[OurDragonsAreDifferent probably a Dragon!]] [[{{Squick}} And SOMEONE has to canonically have sex with me if you want all the child characters!]][[note]]Tiki/Nowi[[/note]]\\

-->'''Jello:''' If you wanna be icky, you can date multiple girls at once without telling any of them! And if you ''really'' want Nasty to earn his name, one of them can be your surrogate little sister! But wait, you can go ''grosser''! Have you ever wanted to be dommed by a toddler? How about... ''two'' toddlers? (Nasty getting beat on by Caroline and Justine) Congratulations, [[JailBait go directly to jail!]]\\

'''[[JailBait Definitely Illegal]]:''' [[TokenMiniMoe I might LOOK like a toddler,]] [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld but it's okay because I'm really three thousand and]] [[OurDragonsAreDifferent probably a Dragon!]] [[{{Squick}} And SOMEONE has to canonically have sex with me if you want all the child characters!]][[note]]Tiki/Nowi[[/note]]\\

* Ann Takamaki wonders if it's okay that they changed the heart of "Thomas Babyeater, the Inventor of Eating Babies." It highlights the BrokenAesop of how ''Persona 5'' tries to paint the Phantom Thieves as morally gray, but the targets they go after are [[AssholeVictim such irredeemable scumbags]] that the aesop falls completely flat on its face.

-->'''Jello:''' If you wanna be icky, you can date multiple girls at once without telling any of them! And if you ''really'' want Nasty to earn his name, one of them can be your surrogate little sister! But wait, you can go ''grosser''! Have you ever wanted to be dommed by a toddler? How about... ''two'' toddlers? Congratulations, [[JailBait go directly to jail!]]\\

-->'''Roy''': No, you're not going to switch into Classic Mode, Casual Mode is more ''fun, '''MOM!!!'''''

'''Jello as Ruby''': Is that...is that a bad thing? Are you- are you cursed?\\

* "Ladybug's real test of heroism is whether she can stand saving Chloe [[DamselScrappy over and over again]] instead of just letting her die for being the worst human on earth."

* "Ladybubs has the power to be lucky. Cat Nerd has the power to ''kill anything he touches''."