History Funny / SilverQuill

* Those who were scorned by ComicBook/OneMoreDay will surely get a kick out of the ending. Since Spike got the comic at an enchanted comic store, Silver got one himself and is transported into the [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spider-Mane]] world complete with a costume. Then Grogar-as-Mephisto shows up and tells him that he can get out of the world if he gives up one thing he loves. Who else but Diamond Tiara?

-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Yeah, I'm using... [[TWordUphanism the "o" word]].

* "Who is this mysterious Pony of Shadows? [[spoiler: PINKIE PIE?!?]] (plot twist music plays) ...Yeah, that plot twist was visible from space."
** And after that, he edits the bit of [[spoiler: Pinkie]] playing the organ and dubs it with Keyboard Cat.

* Those who were scorned by ComicBook/OneMoreDay will surely get a kick out of the ending. [[spoiler: Since Spike got the comic at an enchanted comic store, Silver got one himself and is transported into the [[Franchise/SpiderMan Spider-Mane]] world complete with a costume. Then Grogar shows up and tells him that he can get out of the world if he gives up one thing he loves. Who else but Diamond Tiara?]]
-->'''Silver:''' Sorry [[spoiler: kid]], but you were [[spoiler: gonna go to Hell eventually]].

-->Grogar returned [[spoiler: Diamond Tiara]] after two days. He said he needed to rethink his life.

* Silver [[spoiler:knocking out [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos the Slenderpony]] with one punch.]]

-->[[spoiler:Did you know Slender has a glass jaw? I didn't!]]

(Silver looks to his right to see [[spoiler: Apple Bloom]] next to him.)\\

'''Firebrand''': She [[spoiler: broke her Drill Sergeant's cap]].\\
(We cut to a video done by FOB Equestria of [[spoiler: Michelle Creber]] pretending to [[spoiler: be a training officer and yelling at the guys from FOB]].)\\
[[spoiler: '''Michelle''']]: Y'all are a bunch of sissies! [[spoiler: (throws cap on the ground and breaks it)]]\\

([[spoiler:Apple Bloom]] goes apeshit and starts beating him up.)\\
'''Silver''': (crying) This is [[spoiler: the most adorable]] beating ever!

--> '''Firebrand''': Good news, you won't face charges. I got your sentence reduced. ([[spoiler: We see Firebrand on top of the howitzer with Silver inside the barrel]]) Now it's just [[spoiler: banishment by Party Howtizer]].\\
'''Silver''': You are so kind. Good luck in the Army.\\
'''Firebrand''': [[BerserkButton I'm, a, MARINE!]]\\
(Silver gets [[spoiler: fired out of the howitzer into the distance]] accompanied by the sound of Goofy screaming and a twinkle in his wake in the sky.)

* Pinkie's harassing of Fluttershy ended up [[spoiler:breaking the universe. It took a believable conversation between Applejack and Big Mac to fix it. And Silver lands on his head when the universe if repaired.]]
** [[spoiler: After the universe fixes itself Pinkie is apparently floating through space trapped in the Phantom Zone. Not that she cares much.]]

* Silver [[spoiler:talking to himself from his first video]] at the beginning.

[[spoiler:(Silver is interrupted by the Back To The Future Overture)]]\\
'''Silver:''' (looks around nervously) Why do I feel like this will end in tears?\\
(and right outta goddamn nowhere, [[spoiler: Silver gets sent flying by a [[Franchise/BackToTheFuture DeLorean]] and into a tree by Eliyora]])\\
'''Eliyora:''' (steps out) [[Film/TheTerminator Come with me if you want to live.]]\\
'''Silver:''' Wrong movie...\\
'''Eliyora:''' No. I mean come with me or [[spoiler: I'll hit you with my car again.]]\\

* Eliyora's squee moments through the video all of which include: Reacting to how cute the Breezies are. The Doctor Whooves and Roseluck reference. The Breezie!Mane 6. And meeting Doctor Whooves. The last part accompanied with a glomp.

* Eli pulling out a flamethrower. [[spoiler:Which she then uses to torch Angel Bunny instead of Seabreeze.]]

** "Great grand-dad had a delicious funeral."

* The whole video, [[AprilFoolsDay considering it's subject]]. In it, Silver Quill talks about Season 5's spoilers: [[spoiler:The return of Nightmare Moon, Lauren Faust returning as a writer for one of the episodes, Pinkie Pie getting a coltfriend, and finally, Kimisparkle having a cameo role.]]

* [[spoiler:The chase at the end featuring the Pony version of Death trying to take Silver into the afterlife after he gets killed by cuteness. He even puts in the Pony version of Yakety Sax.]]

* Ink Rose blows out her "D'aaah meter" and goes to Dr. Silver Quill for help, who tries to treat her by showing a picture of Derpy and Dinky hugging. [[spoiler: It causes her to die of cuteness]]
** [[spoiler: Silver is at a complete loss as to how he should deal with ghost Ink Rose. She just wants to make sure it's not the Ghostbusters who try to help and asks Silver for some more tea. He snarks that he'll have to murder a bag of Earl Grey.]]

[[spoiler: '''Tommy Wiseau Pony''': YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!]]\\

'''Silver Quill''': My social insecurity. I don't know why it looks like [[spoiler: that one dude]].\\

[[spoiler: (A red, pissed off Silver Quill appears out of nowhere.)]]\\
[[spoiler: '''Inner rage''': Of course. Why do they have to beat up on the one male character in the show? It's such a s- -(gets hit in the head with a baseball bat) D'OH!]]\\
[[spoiler: (The Silver Quill we normally see appears holding the baseball bat]].\\
'''Silver Quill''': Sorry about that, [[spoiler: inner rage]].\\

'''Silver Quill''': Yep, [[spoiler: rage]] is usually impotent.

[[spoiler:'''Inner fanboy''']]: OH MY GOD IT'S LUNA! LUNA LUNA LUNA! BEST PRINCESS EVER- -(gets hit with the baseball bat from earlier.)\\

'''Silver Quill''': Yep. [[spoiler: Inner fanboy]] is a pain to keep in check.

* Silver's [[spoiler: inner child]].
--> '''Silver Quill''': Also, I keep him [[spoiler:away from Michael Bay movies as much as possible.]]

** Both of them wake up and Silver notes normally he'd be in trouble but his Patreon means he can now use a flight animation to save himself. [[spoiler: Except it's AllJustADream]].

* Near the end of the video, Silver Quill had ingested enough coffee that he completely vanished. After Keyframe finishes the overall analysis of the episode, it's revealed that [[spoiler: he ended up in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyTales'']].

* After noting how [[WebVideo/MLPAnalysis virtually everyone who]] [[WebVideo/TheMysteriousMrEnter reviewed]] [[WebVideo/ILoveKimPossibleALot this]] [[{{WebVideo/Joshscorcher}} episode]] compared the [[spoiler: Twilight/Tirek fight sequence]] to Anime/DragonBallZ, Silver attempts to do the Over 9000 joke. [[spoiler:He fails.]]

-->'''Silver Quill''': Oh who am I kidding?! I look ridiculous and so do they!

* When he sees 'Shining Harmer', he sees a connection and goes to confront Princess Cadence about it... [[spoiler: Only to get barreled over by Cadence/Shining Harmer]]

* The return of [[spoiler: Silver's Inner Fanboy]] who spouts off a ton of outdated fanon about Luna, while lampshading how silly some of it is.

* Silver Quill offers a scenario to satisfy those who were miffed over Rainbow Dash being a KarmaHoudini in this episode. [[spoiler:Let's say there was another pony who looks an awful lot like Rainbow Dash, and let's say she [[KickTheDog bullied Fluttershy]] [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS2E19PuttingYourHoofDown on one infamous occasion.]] Let's say there was a certain hippogriff who still carries a grudge and decides to enact some LaserGuidedKarma. Let's say he might have dressed her up as Rainbow Dash, presented her to [[Comic/MyLittlePonyFriendsForever Officer Ridealong]], who then proceeds to make the arrest of the decade. And let's say said mare is now serving 20 to life.]]
-->''Silver Quill'': That's what I call a "not-right-in-the-head" canon. And the moral of the story is: [[spoiler: '''''DON'T BE MEAN TO FLUTTERSHY!!!!''''']]

** [[spoiler:As of [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E20TheOneWherePinkiePieKnows The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows]], this gag is much, ''much'' funnier.]]

* Doctor Wolf's Dream, where he's [[spoiler: [[TakeOverTheWorld taken over the world.]]]]

-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Yeah, I'm using... the "o" word.

-->'''Voice of Reason:''' Princess Luna...as a character...is...[[spoiler:OVERRATED!]]

* We later find out that the reason why Voice has been so livid throughout the video is because [[spoiler:it's the Tantabus masquerading as Voice of Reason, which proceeds to stomp all over Silver]].

* We see Dr. Wolf's censor, [[spoiler:a chihuahua bark.]]

** When it's over, Silver is a gurgling mess saying spoiler, which is quickly followed by a [[spoiler: a crowd to suddenly appear, cheering for Silver Quill, followed by Silver [[Film/TheMask acting like an Oscar winner]]]] Firebrand's baffled expressions says it all.

* The reason Silver was watching Funky Chicken? [[spoiler: He wanted to dance like the chicken in the video]].

* At the end, Fashion Plate gets so excited he explodes. We then cut to Silver standing in front of Fashion Plate's grave with a tearful expression, and Silver narrates the scene as if it were a PSA. After Silver states that next time he will be reviewing [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E16RarityInvestigates Rarity Investiagtes]] [[spoiler: Fashion Plate emerges from his grave as a zombie, causing Silver to run away screaming]].

** Oh, and the outline also has the shape of [[spoiler: '''one his happy vectors''']].

* Bringing a pony version of Batgirl to ridicule Rarity for [[ItMakesSenseInContext seducing a delivery man]], prompting Rarity to run off crying. Silver then changes Batgirl-pony into her [[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries animated series look]] and contemplates why ponies wear clothes before [[spoiler: a FreudianCouch drops out of the ceiling and [[AmusingInjuries crushes Silver Quill]], followed by Rarity jumping on it and sobbing.]]

* Earlier on in the review, Silver has a [[Anime/YuGiOh Yugi]] Pony doing a "Guilty until proven innocent" explanation. [[BrickJoke Near the end of the episode]], Silver has Yugi-pon [[spoiler: [[LaserGuidedKarma "Mind Crush" Wind Rider]]]], the cheesy effects add to the weirdness.

* Silver gets slapped with a Cease and Desist sign when he tries saying Coco's name. Literally.

* Silver snarking at the Baron [[spoiler: after his head gets cut off. Then he calmly takes his head back]].
** Silver's upside down head [[spoiler: a result of him trying to get his cut off head back on]].

-->'''Silver Quill:''' (in a phony accent) So, my Pinkie Pie...I hear you have secrets. Secrets that could shape the future of Equestria!\\

'''Silver Quill:''' (still in phony accent) I do not deal in "maybes". Especially when talking about babies. You will tell me what I wish to know, or suffer the consequences!\\
'''Pinkie:''' Um, before we go any furthur, what's with the getup?\\
(camera pans back to reveal Silver dressed in a Trixie-themed uniform)\\
'''Silver Quill:''' (normal voice) Oh. I made this back when Trixie took over Ponyville. Thought I'd get with the winning team, but I literally bet on the wrong horse.\\
'''Pinkie:''' (unimpressed) Uh-huh...
-->'''Silver Quill:''' (back to phony accent) Now, my Pinkie Pie,you will tell me what I wish to know, or bad things will happen!\\

'''Silver Quill:''' Then I am left with but one recourse! (holds up a balloon) Did you know I am part woodpecker?\\

'''Silver Quill:''' (pops the balloon with his beak)\\
'''Pinkie:''' (screams)\\
'''Silver Quill:''' (holds up another balloon) Tell me your secrets!\\

'''Silver Quill:''' (pops balloon)\\
'''Pinkie:''' (winces) Curse your black heart, Silver Quill!\\
'''Silver Quill:''' (silently holds up a Pinkie Pie balloon)\\

'''Silver Quill:''' (says nothing; [[RuleOfThree pops balloon]])\\

'''Silver Quill:''' ......Whas?\\

(camera cuts back to Silver Quill as Pinkie continues to ramble)\\

'''Silver''': {{Wiki/Wikipedia}}.\\

* Silver cuts himself off from bringing up ''Machinima/RedVsBlue''.

* Silver mentions that he's listened to "Apples to the Core" a few times. His phone promptly starts playing it for the 360th time while Silver can only offer a sheepish grin.

* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall "Bees. My god."]] (A Star Spider drops down) "No. There are no bees here for you."

* Earlier on in the review, Silver has a [[Anime/YuGiOh Yugi]] Pony doing a [[ShiftingTheBurdenOfProof "Guilty until proven innocent"]] explanation. [[BrickJoke Near the end of the episode]], Silver has Yugi-pon [[spoiler: [[LaserGuidedKarma "Mind Crush" Wind Rider]]]], the cheesy effects add to the weirdness.

* Silver escapes the dungeon by tunneling his way out with a spoon. [[RealityEnsues Then sirens sound once it's discovered he escaped.]]

* Silver shows [[RealityEnsues what would really happen if the Crusaders went looking for Trouble Shoes.]] Them ChainedToARailway screaming as the train closed in. And that's the kid-friendly version!

* Silver's apparently used cannons to gain attention long before Fluttershy thought to try it. [[RealityEnsues Life tended to catch up with him when he did.]]

* Rainbow Dash having to deal with [[RealityEnsues normal reactions]] to her ponying up.

* KP's [[UnstoppableRage reaction]] when she finds out that Discord was petrified. Firebrand is impressed and disturbed, Dr. Wolf is traumatized, and Celestia wonders where she is if she killed so many of them. Firebrand has to point out [[RealityEnsues she charged alone against any army of creatures that turn others to stone by looking at them.]]

** Silver sticks his head into the hole KP made and encounters Antony C. He gets a boomerang thrown at him, but ducks and watches behind him [[GenreSavvy because he knows it'll return]] but Antony [[RealityEnsues just takes advantage of it to hit him in the head with a shoe]].

** "Tell me Princess, how do you feel about being presented OutOfCharacter for the sake of an internet review?" he says this... all the while the news bar says "'''[[TooDumbToLive Dude, RUN!]]'''"

** "Tell me Princess, how do feel about being presented OutOfCharacter for the sake of an internet review?"

* Silver trying to sell cannonballs to the Hooffields, which Twilight and Fluttershy take offense with. He gets thrown over to the McColts and goes right back to his sales pitch without missing a beat, this time offering cyanide.

* During Silver's appearance in Lightning Bliss's video about being an introverted empath, Silver and Lightning are having one of their typical tussles when Silver refers to himself as a "bananaquit". Lightning stops completely to stare at him in confusion as she says "Wait, that's an actual bird?" ([[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimeer And it is]]; [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananaquit see for yourself]].)

* After going through a checklist of just a small part of TheClan that is the Apple family Silver questions [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Does anyone in your family take cold showers?"]]

* Silver's solution for dealing with crabs is [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar going to the store to get cream before he trails off, realizing it may not be the crabs he's thinking of.]]

* Firebrand's reaction to KP's LamePun.

[[AC:After The Fact: Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS9E4SparklesSeven]]

* Apparently, Canterlot guards have orders to arrest Silver Quill on sight for not respecting royalty and personal space...and he gets out of it by stealing Voice of Reason's ticket and claiming "Silver Quill" did a good job at disguising himself as a pony.
-->'''Silver Quill''': Oh Silver Quill, why do you darken your soul with lies?
** Once the Smoze floods the gala, Silver uses a beaten up Voice of Reason as his boat, while dressed as a gondolier.
-->'''Silver Quill''': ''(singing with a very fake Italian accent)'' '''''Anchovy pizza! Something, something Italian sounding!'''''
-->'''Voice of Reason''': I will remember this, and you will '''pay.'''
-->'''Silver Quill''': Just stay buoyant, boy-o.
-->'''Voice of Reason''': This tux was a ''rental.''
** Voice of Reason eventually gets his revenge by kicking Silver into the alternate dimension that Discord was going to banish Tree Hugger to.

-->'''Silver Quill''': ''*With Aloe the Spa pony at hand*'' Hey, would you like some Aloe for that burn? ''*cut to chaos dimension where Aloe pops up, only to be saved by the mail pony from earlier, who captured the EldritchAbomination and made it his steed with dramatic music playing in the background.*'' [[BadassBoast I can ship anything]].

[[AC:After the Fact: [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E19ForWhomtheSweetieBelleToils For Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils]]]]

* Silver detailing what the outcome would be if the yaks went to war with Equestria: the yaks exhaust their entire arsenal, and Celestia just sends them to the moon.

* Ink Rose singing a parody of ''Do You Want To Build A Snowman'' from Disney's Disney/{{Frozen}} and then Silver Quill calling "dibs."

** Thespio is [[Disney/{{Aladdin}} The Genie.]]
** Finn is [[Disney/WreckItRalph Fix-it Felix.]]

* Silver [[RingRingCRUNCH throws a ticking clock through the wall]] during a scene break.

* Silver throws a ticking clock through the wall during a scene break.