History Funny / ShadowsOfTheEmpire

-->'''Suprosa Captain:''' This is captain of the ''Suprosa''. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here! What kind of pirates are you?! \\

* In the ''Shadows of the Empire'' art book, the Hildebrandt brothers mention how much they enjoyed composing the scene of Leia [[GroinAttack kneeing Xizor in the jewels]], and that they would "practice" modeling the scene on each other.

* During the space battle against Xizor at the end, the Rebels' puzzled reaction when the ''Executor'' and its fighter complement show up and attack Xizor's forces while ignoring the Rebels.

* The exchange between the pilot of a transport, Luke and Dash:

'''Luke:''' We are not pirates. Like I said, we are with the Alliance.\\
'''Dash:''' And maybe we have a big garden.

* In the video game, when you start the Gall Spaceport level, you can screw around inside of the ''Outrider'' for a minute. Trying to press the R button to open any doors will annoy Leebo, who will soon tell you "Go away, Sir" if you keep it up.

-->'''Suprosa Captain:''' This is captain of the Suprosa. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here! What kind of pirates are you?! \\

** This exact sequence is in X-Wing Alliance as well.

'''Chewie:''' (''Growls something that doesn't sound complimentary.'')\\

'''Leia:''' (''Chuckles; [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike she had just thought exactly the same thing about it]].'')\\
'''Lando:''' Fine, fine! Don't eat it, that'll just mean more for me. (''Eats a spoonful of it.'') See? It tastes great, it - (''His expression went from irritated to amazed, slid to horror, then right into disgust.'')
* C-3PO and R2-D2 trying to fly the Millennium Falcon towards Xizor's Palace.

* This brilliant use of the [[NarrativeProfanityFilter Narrative Profanity Filter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."
** Along with this:
-->"Lando swore at the ship, a string of colorful phrases, including several graphic-if highly unlikely-descriptions of things he wished it would do to itself."

--> '''Dash:''' *Grins and pulls out his blaster* Okay, Goldie. My name is Man with a Blaster About to Cook You. Either you open the door or your busy Bothan is going to have to get himself a new receptionist.\\

--> '''Lando:''' *Chuckles* Yeah, be careful, you big clumsy - yow! *Skids and sits down in the sludge, getting his backside soaked.*\\

* In the video game, when you start the Gall Spaceport level, you can screw around inside of the ''Outrider'' for a minute. Trying to press the R button to open any doors will annoy Leebo, who will soon tell you "Go away, Sir," if you keep it up.

* In the video game, when you start the Gall Spaceport level, you can screw around inside of the ''Outrider'' for a minute. Trying to press the R button to open any doors will annoy Leebo, who will soon tell you "Go away, Sir." If you keep it up.

* The exchange between the pilot of a transport, Luke and Dash;

* In the video game, when you start the Gall Spaceport level, you can screw around on inside of the ''Outrider'' for a minute. Trying to press the R button to open any doors will annoy Leebo, who will soon tell you "Go away, Sir." If you keep it up.

* In the video game, when you start the Gall Spaceport level, you can screw around on in the inside of the ''Outrider'' for a minute. Trying to press the R button to open any doors will annoy Leebo, who will soon tell you "Go away, Sir." If you keep it up.

'''Lando:''' Shut up.

'''Lando:''' Fine, fine! Don't eat it, that'll just mean more for me. (''Eats a spoonful of it.'') See? It tastes great, it - (''His expression goes from irritated to amazed, slides to horror, then right into disgust.'')

* The scene where Luke and Dash Rendar are trying to bribe a droid.

-->'''Suprosa Captain:''' This is captain of the Suprosa. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here! What kind of pirates are you?!
-->'''Luke:''' We are not pirates. Like I said, we are with the Alliance.
-->'''Dash:''' And maybe we have a big garden.

-->"Lando swore at the ship, a string of colorful phrases, including several graphic-if highly unlikely-descriptions of things he wished it would do to itself."

* This brilliant use of the [[NarrativeProfanityFilter Narrative Profanity Filter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."

* This brilliant use of [[NarrativeProfanityFilter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."

-->'''C-3PO:''' I'm ''trying'' to turn it right side up! Be quiet, Artoo!

* Lando's [[LethalChef attempt at cooking]].