History Funny / ShadowsOfTheEmpire

13th Mar '16 2:20:55 PM EDP
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'''Lando:''' Shut up.

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'''Lando:''' Shut up.up.
* During the space battle against Xizor at the end, the Rebels' puzzled reaction when the ''Executor'' and its fighter complement show up and attack Xizor's forces while ignoring the Rebels.
30th Dec '15 12:54:14 PM Fireblood
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'''Lando:''' Fine, fine! Don't eat it, that'll just mean more for me. (''Eats a spoonful of it.'') See? It tastes great, it - (''His expression goes from irritated to amazed, slides to horror, then right into disgust.'')

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'''Lando:''' Fine, fine! Don't eat it, that'll just mean more for me. (''Eats a spoonful of it.'') See? It tastes great, it - (''His expression goes went from irritated to amazed, slides slid to horror, then right into disgust.'')



* The scene where Luke and Dash Rendar are trying to bribe a droid.

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* The scene where Luke and Dash Rendar are trying to bribe get past a droid.
21st Aug '15 8:02:28 AM MarsJenkar
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-->'''Suprosa Captain:''' This is captain of the Suprosa. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here! What kind of pirates are you?!
-->'''Luke:''' We are not pirates. Like I said, we are with the Alliance.
-->'''Dash:''' And maybe we have a big garden.

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-->'''Suprosa Captain:''' This is captain of the Suprosa. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here! What kind of pirates are you?!
-->'''Luke:'''
you?! \\
'''Luke:'''
We are not pirates. Like I said, we are with the Alliance.
-->'''Dash:'''
Alliance.\\
'''Dash:'''
And maybe we have a big garden.



--> '''Lando:''' Come on, I spent an hour in the galley fixing this. Everybody dig in!\\
'''Chewie:''' (''Growls something that doesn't sound complimentary.'')\\
'''Lando:''' Hey pal, you don't like it, you cook next time.\\
'''Luke:''' Giju stew? It looks like old boot plastic and fertilizer drenched in pond scum. Smells like it too--\\
'''Leia:''' (''Chuckles; [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike she had just thought exactly the same thing about it]].'')\\
'''Lando:''' Fine, fine! Don't eat it, that'll just mean more for me. (''Eats a spoonful of it.'') See? It tastes great, it - (''His expression goes from irritated to amazed, slides to horror, then right into disgust.'')



-->"Lando swore at the ship, a string of colorful phrases, including several graphic-if highly unlikely-descriptions of things he wished it would do to itself."

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-->"Lando swore at the ship, a string of colorful phrases, including several graphic-if highly unlikely-descriptions of things he wished it would do to itself.""
* The scene where Luke and Dash Rendar are trying to bribe a droid.
--> '''Dash:''' *Grins and pulls out his blaster* Okay, Goldie. My name is Man with a Blaster About to Cook You. Either you open the door or your busy Bothan is going to have to get himself a new receptionist.\\
'''The droid:''' Oh, dear.\\
'''Dash:''' And no security alarms, either. I'm watching you real carefully. Up, and do the door manually.\\
'''The droid:''' Very well, [[LiteralMinded Man with a Blaster About to Cook You]].
* When Luke, Lando, Dash and Chewie are walking through the sewers to Xizor's palace, and Chewie has just nearly fallen into the stuff.
--> '''Lando:''' *Chuckles* Yeah, be careful, you big clumsy - yow! *Skids and sits down in the sludge, getting his backside soaked.*\\
'''Dash:''' You should have worn old clothes.\\
'''Lando:''' Hey, Rendar, I don't ''have'' any old clothes.\\
'''Dash:''' You do now. I don't think you'll ever get 'em clean enough to wear in public. They'd drum you right out of the Elite Stormtroopers smelling like that.\\
'''Lando:''' Shut up.
6th May '13 8:53:26 PM NausicaaoftheSpirits
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* This brilliant use of the [[NarrativeProfanityFilter Narrative Profanity Filter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."

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* This brilliant use of the [[NarrativeProfanityFilter Narrative Profanity Filter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."
** Along with this:
-->"Lando swore at the ship, a string of colorful phrases, including several graphic-if highly unlikely-descriptions of things he wished it would do to itself.
"
4th May '13 10:55:45 AM Lionheart
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* This brilliant use of [[NarrativeProfanityFilter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."

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* This brilliant use of [[NarrativeProfanityFilter]]: the [[NarrativeProfanityFilter Narrative Profanity Filter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."
4th May '13 10:55:09 AM Lionheart
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-->'''C-3PO:''' I'm ''trying'' to turn it right side up! Be quiet, Artoo!

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-->'''C-3PO:''' I'm ''trying'' to turn it right side up! Be quiet, Artoo!Artoo!
* This brilliant use of [[NarrativeProfanityFilter]]: "Lando stated, in a colorful fashion, that Han's ancestry was in question and his personal habits left much to be desired."
14th Mar '12 8:37:27 PM CaptainReynolds6
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* Lando's [[LethalChef attempt at cooking]].

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* Lando's [[LethalChef attempt at cooking]].cooking]].
* C-3PO and R2-D2 trying to fly the Millennium Falcon towards Xizor's Palace.
-->'''C-3PO:''' I'm ''trying'' to turn it right side up! Be quiet, Artoo!
23rd Jan '12 8:32:41 AM RW64II
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Added DiffLines:

* The exchange between the pilot of a transport, Luke and Dash;
-->'''Suprosa Captain:''' This is captain of the Suprosa. Are you crazy? We're hauling fertilizer here! What kind of pirates are you?!
-->'''Luke:''' We are not pirates. Like I said, we are with the Alliance.
-->'''Dash:''' And maybe we have a big garden.
** This exact sequence is in X-Wing Alliance as well.
* Lando's [[LethalChef attempt at cooking]].
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