History Funny / ShadowjackWatchesSailorMoon

-->'''Usagi:''' "As penance, [[Series/{{Batman}} you get Burt Ward today.]]"

--> '''Chibi-Usa:''' "[[Literature/CallOfCthulhu Iä iä farrier!]]"

Given the ''sheer amount'' of hilarity [[Script/ShadowjackWatchesSailorMoon Shadowjack]] produces, singling out the [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moments]] isn't easy...

** ''[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome "…parries a blizzard?"]]''

* '''''LAUNDRY DAY.'''''

* [[https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?726458-IWIW-Shadowjack-Watches-Sailor-Moon-Thread-13-The-Magic-Horse-Ate-Our-Fancy-Title&p=21114092#post21114092 Episode 151]]: [[BewareTheNiceOnes Ami]] gets in touch with [[AxeCrazy her true feelings.]

** That the truck he slides under belongs to [[BlackLagoon Hotel Moscow]].

--> '''Ami:''' Wand produces an infinite amount of energy; Rubeus reverses the flow; wand absorbs an infinite amount of energy. And thus is conservation of energy maintained. Mathematically it's all quite simple. Too bad it's going to kill us all, [[StephenHawking Ste]][[FirstNameBasis phen]] would love to get close observations on this.

* '''Shimauma''', in response to a comparison between Neptune and Uranus and [[{{Pokemon}} Jesse and James]]

** Usagi speaks truth: "One is never too old to watch [[KamenRider motorcycle-riding martial artists fight giant rubber monsters with glittering video effects]]."

** '''dshaffer:''' [[RuleThirtyFour I'm not exactly sure a]] [[ThePowerOfLove love powered]] [[VariableLengthChain chain]] [[WhipItGood whip]] [[FetishFuel was properly thought out.]]

-->Sailor Moon: "What? No. No. This show is not doing this to me. Excuse me."

-->Sailor Moon: "What the hell is going on, here?!"
-->Shadowjack: "I don't know! I don't know what the hell!"
-->Sailor Moon: "This can't be right!"
-->Shadowjack: "Look at the subtitles!"
-->Sailor Moon: "I thought you were making that up!"
-->Shadowjack:"I thought I was making it up!"

* [[https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?726458-IWIW-Shadowjack-Watches-Sailor-Moon-Thread-13-The-Magic-Horse-Ate-Our-Fancy-Title&p=20832803#post20832803 This post]] starts a speculative discussion about how things would play out if ''every'' baddie in the series tried to attack Earth at once. The general theme is best summarized as a [[ThirtyXanatosPileUp glorious clusterfuck]].

* [[https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?726458-IWIW-Shadowjack-Watches-Sailor-Moon-Thread-13-The-Magic-Horse-Ate-Our-Fancy-Title&p=20832803#post20832803 This post]] starts a speculative discussion about how things would play out if ''every'' baddie in the series tried to attack Earth at once. The general theme is best summarized as a [[ThirtyXanatosPileup glorious clusterfuck]].

* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11742461&postcount=628 Episode 59]]: [[FreudWasRight "…Yes, Mercury,]] [[{{Squick}} we really wanted to see that clearly."]]

* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=11851608&postcount=948 Episode 62]]: "Wait, what? Did I miss [[SubvertedTrope some]] [[UnusualEuphemism new]] [[FreudWasRight slang,]] or do you actually mean, like, sewing?"

-->'''Shadowjack:''' I know from personal experience it can be tricky to set up and keep to a good sleep habit. Should I add a reminder every time I post? "Shay Guy, go to bed!" (Rather like the cartoonist [[CountYourSheep Adis]], come to think of it.)

** Ami proves she's insane, by AlbertEinstein's definition.

* '''Cruton:''' Man, at the rate we're talking it up, by the time Shadowjack actually gets to season 3, he's going to expect it to be [[XMeetsY Ghostbusters, Hedwid <sic> and the Angry Inch, La Blue Girl, and Grave of the Fireflies all rolled into]] a big [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Ikihara <sic> joint and smoked through the eyes.]]

** The ''Film/{{Ghostbusters}}'' ShoutOut.

-->'''Mamoru''' /hair long, ratty black T-shirt. "You can't keep me from going out tonight! TheCure is, like, my life!"

--> '''Ami:''' ... It's for school?

** '''[[RanmaOneHalf Ryoga]] [[NoSenseOfDirection (consults map)]]:''' This is Tokyo?

** [[RedEyes "We're probably safe so long as]] [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion she doesn't start singing Sinatra."]]

* The ''AwkwardZombie'' digression.

--> I did think of writing in a scene afterwards where she summons the lightning dragon to go for a ride, alá NeverendingStory. But the dialogue would basically have been:

** She's also been playing ''{{Halo}}''. [[AnachronismStew Somehow]].

* [[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?578125-IWIW-Sailor-Moon-S-Thread-7-All-Good-Sailors-Go-To-Heaven&p=14276536#post14276536 What would happen if the show swapped out]] [[NamesTheSame Rei]] with [[NeonGenesisEvangelion Rei]]?