History Funny / ScottPilgrim

* Ramona constantly changes her hair color every few weeks. During a fight, Scott demands to know if her current hair color is her natural one or not. Ramona thinks about it for a moment, and decides it might be. A helpful footnote reminds the readers [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that this is a black and white comic.]] The colored version has this: "This was funnier in black and white."

* "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
** [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment "Ssscottttt~"]]

'''Joseph''': [-He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.-]* Halfway during Volume 2 Scott discovers that one of Ramona's evil exes is named Todd, just like Envy's new boyfriend, and jokes that maybe they're the same guy. Then at the end of the volume Ramona tells him they're indeed the same guy, and Scott's WTF face is priceless.

* "Watch out, Scott! I think that might be Gideon!"
** "Watch out! [[CaptainObvious It's that one guy!]]"
** [[SarcasmMode "Okay, thank you, Wallace!"]]

* Scott's whole backstory on his last job.

* Halfway during Volume 2 Scott discovers that one of Ramona's evil exes is named Todd, just like Envy's new boyfriend, and jokes that maybe they're the same guy. Then at the end of the volume Ramona tells him they're indeed the same guy, and Scott's WTF face is priceless.

* Joseph's introduction:
-->'''Holly''': So how hot is the bass player, Joseph?\\
'''Joseph''': [-He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.-]

* And there's this ShoutOut:
-->'''Knives:''' But look at your face! I totally grazed you!\\
'''Ramona:''' [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland How appropriate. You fight like a cow.]]

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour]]

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[[AC: Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life]]

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World]]

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim & the Infinite Sadness]]

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]

[[AC: Scott Pilgrim vs. The Universe]]

* "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
** [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment "Ssscottttt~"]]


* "If I peed on myself would you guys say it was the rain?"
* "Watch out, Scott! I think that might be Gideon!"
** "Watch out! [[CaptainObvious It's that one guy!]]"
** [[SarcasmMode "Okay, thank you, Wallace!"]]


* This:
-->'''Scott:''' [[LameComeback Well, at least I... something... you... insult...]]\\
'''Ramona:''' That's not a good comeback, Scott.\\
'''Stephen:''' Actually, that's pretty good for Scott.



* Scott's whole backstory on his last job.

* Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "[[GirlOnGirlIsHot Make out!]]"

* And there's this ShoutOut:
-->'''Knives:''' But look at your face! I totally grazed you!\\
'''Ramona:''' [[VideoGame/MonkeyIsland How appropriate. You fight like a cow.]]
* This funny bit from Volume 3:
-->'''Wallace Wells''': Ramona, I love you. I'll love you forever. And I have dipping sauce for you! I'll be your dipping sauce bitch!!

* "'''Guess who's drunk!'''"
-->'''Scott:''' I guess Wallace.\\
'''Wallace:''' You guess right.
* "Those are Mr. Silly's shoes."
* The end of Volume 4 features a parody of a page showing American readers how to read manga, and advises readers to not let "The Man" tell them how to read the comic.
* [[LargeHam I BUILT A SWORD INTO ENVY'S DRESS!]] [[CrazyPrepared THAT'S JUST THE KIND OF GUY I AM!]]
** After Gideon draws the sword: [[DistractedByTheSexy Envy's dress fell off, revealing a sexier dress! Charm Increased!]]
* Knives pulling a DynamicEntry against Envy, only to crash into a wall afterwards due to her momentum.
* '''Stephen Stills (22 years old)''' wants a damn buritto, damn it.
* Scott saves Ramona and Knives from being [[DropTheHammer flattened]] by Envy by poking the back of Envy's leg, causing Envy to fall over into a ball with a look of ''absolute bliss'' on her face.
-->'''Scott:''' So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees.\\
'''Ramona:''' What? How does that work?\\
'''Scott:''' Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-\\
'''Ramona:''' [[TooMuchInformation Okay, stop right there.]]

* Gideon's dramatic entrance:
-->'''Gideon''': Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."?\\
'''Scott''': (''looks at his shirt'') What? (''back to Gideon'') Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (''After Tamara and Stacey'')
* "Last Song Kills Audience".
* It's a minor background gag, but the way Gideon's exes react to having been cryogenically frozen for years with mild annoyance at best:
-->'''Irene:''' (''talking on cellphone by the bar'') I've been in a ''tube'' since 2003, mom, okay?
* The 1-Up. The way the characters react to it is comedy gold.
* Ramona constantly changes her hair color every few weeks. During a fight, Scott demands to know if her current hair color is her natural one or not. Ramona thinks about it for a moment, and decides it might be. A helpful footnote reminds the readers [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall that this is a black and white comic.]] The colored version has this: "This was funnier in black and white."
* This exchange between Scott and Wallace while the two are drunk from book 3:
-->'''Scott:''' I'VE NEVR BIN THIS DRUNK IN MY HOLE LIFE!!!!\\
'''Wallace:''' DUDE, ZIT OKAY IF I CRASH AT YR PLACE?
* When Todd and Lynette kiss in chapter 16, the following text prompt appears in the next panel:
-->"DRAMATIC MUSIC IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW"
* In volume 3, we got the glorious juxtaposition of Scott violently chugging down his alcohol while Ramona casually sipped, watching from afar.
* Out of all the things that the crowd shouted during Ramona and Envy's fight, there's one in particular that's noteworthy...
-->"We love you, Envy!"\\
"More high kicks!"\\
"Get her, Envy!"\\
"Pull her hair and stuff!"\\
''[[TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers "MAKE]] [[ShipperOnDeck OUT!!"]]''

* In Volume 5, Sex Bob-omb tries playing together from Kim's bedroom. We don't even get to see what happened -- all we get is a text prompt that reads "TWO AND A HALF SUCKY-ASS MINUTES LATER".
* After Ramona bluntly tells Scott that she doesn't really like Sex Bob-omb in Volume 5, Scott texts Wallace asking what to do. Wallace's response?
-->"I hate your band too, guy. Hey, we should have dinner sometime. And/or breakfast ;)"
* ''Everything'' about [[ButtMonkey Matthew Patel]]. He even hand-delivered a threatening letter to Scott's home ''through a snowstorm''... And Scott skimmed through it and threw it in the thrash. [[{{Understatement}} He was not amused when he found out]].
* After he's defeated, Gideon explodes into $ 7,777,777 in coins. The crowd is amazed, then [[OhCrap horrified]]... [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome Then in pain when they're hit by the falling coins]].
* Halfway during Volume 2 Scott discovers that one of Ramona's evil exes is named Todd, just like Envy's new boyfriend, and jokes that maybe they're the same guy. Then at the end of the volume Ramona tells him they're indeed the same guy, and Scott's WTF face is priceless.

* The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:

* Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto... accidentally botching an order.
--> '''Stephen Stills:''' ... Whatever. They ordered dinner at 10:55, they're getting a salad.
** Followed shortly by the this exchange:
---> '''Scott:''' ''(To Stephen Stills)'' So Julie turned you gay?\\
'''Joseph:''' [-Seriously, get better [friends].-]
* Volume 1 has this little gem:
--> '''Scott:''' Hey, Amazon.ca, that's the online bookstore or whatever, right?\\
'''Wallace:''' Yep.\\
'''Scott:''' What's the website for that?\\
''<Wallace is stunned silent.>''\\
'''Wallace:''' ...Amazon.ca.\\
'''Scott:''' Cool! Thanks!
* Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, ''for no reason'', Scott flips his shit all over Todd.
--> '''Scott:''' THAT IS ''IT''! YOU COCKY ''[[ShapedLikeItself COCK!]]'' '''YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!'''
* Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.
-->'''Stephen:''' ''Joseph!!!'' Can you record our album? Sex Bob-omb needs to record an album! We need to take it to the next level! [[MediumAwareness You saw us play in volume 3, right?]] ''We aren't all that sucky, right???''\\
'''Joseph:''' [-...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.-]\\
'''Stephen:''' ''{{I can live with that}}!!!''
** [[HilariousInHindsight Even funnier when you realize]] that yes, he most certainly did.
* [[GroinAttack "LET'S BOTH BE GIRLS!"]]

* When Stephen Stills asks what's so terrifying about Honest Ed's, Julie answers,
-->'''Julie''': ...You know how when a baby is first born it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?
** Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious, especially with Todd almost killing Scott with a "rifle made from household items".
** And to top it off:
--->And then Honest Ed's imploded.

* This awesome bit from Volume 3.
-->'''Kim''': "Actually, boys, I'm busy. I've got a hot date tonight."\\
'''Scott''': "A hot date with a collage you're doing?"\\
'''Stephen Stills''': "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the ''Bluenose II''?"\\
'''Kim''': "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?"\\
'''Hilariously awkward pause'''\\
'''Scott''': "Kim, you're a hell of a catch."\\
'''Stephen Stills''': "You're [[Series/TwinPeaks a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine]]."\\
'''Kim''': "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes..."

* "WE ARE '''''SEX BOB-OMB!!!''''' '''We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!'''
-->'''Stephen Stills''' man in black\\
'''Kim Pine''' gothic lolita\\
'''Scott Pilgrim''' guy in a suit purchased at value village\\
'''Ramona & Knives:''' "What the hell are they wearing?"

* Joseph's introduction:
-->'''Holly''': So how hot is the bass player, Joseph?\\
'''Joseph''': [-He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.-]
* Gideon Gordon Graves. Occupation: Asshole. Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick!
** Gideon stole the PowerOfLove! What a dick!
** After Gideon stabs Ramona: What a dick.
* Gideon's reactions to A) the fact Ramona left Scott and B) That she named her cat after him ("It was my way of working things out), especially B due to how generally aware he is of everthing. Scott's accusation of Gideon being the cat is funny because with everything that's happened in the series, it's very plausible.

* How Scott figures out that the fourth evil ex is female? A chick hatches in his brain! Which he follows up by shouting at Ramona, "[[GirlOnGirlIsHot YOU HAD A SEXY PHASE!?]]"
* Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
* Scott and Gideon's memory cam in volume 6.
-->''(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field)''\\
'''Knives:''' scotty ur so hot & sexxy\\
'''Scott:''' o hey thanx\\
''(Later...)''\\
'''Envy:''' omigod ur like, such a stud\\
'''Scott:''' yeah totes\\
''(Then with Gideon)''\\
'''Ramona:''' babby u lite my fire\\
'''Gideon:''' r u obsessed or what lol
* From Volume 4:
--> '''Wallace:''' Man, you know, I'm really glad everything worked out for you.\\
'''Scott:''' Me too.\\
'''Wallace:''' ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been ''seriously'' screwed if you wanted to stay!\\
''<Both Scott & Wallace begin to laugh uproariously. Scott suddenly stops.>''\\
'''Scott:''' [[FridgeHorror You bastard.]]\\
'''Wallace:''' Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy!
* Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.
-->'''Scott''': ''(to Knives)'' Do you want to have '''sex?''' I think we should have '''sex.''' '''CASUAL SEX.'''
** And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:
--->'''IT WAS HORRIBLE. FOR EVERYONE.''' [-'''[[FanDisservice AND THAT INCLUDES YOU.]]'''-]
** And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.

* The reveal of where Ramona disappeared to during the events of Volume 6: She just went to her dad's cabin in the country. Like Scott, she spent most of her time moping around and not doing anything. You can just see everyone become so sarcastically done with their drama at that moment.
-->'''Wallace:''' Maybe you two WERE meant for each other...\\
'''Stacey (facepalm):''' ...Just call me for the wedding...

* The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:
-->'''Todd:''' The De-Veganization ray! I can dodge this!\\
But he couldn't.
* "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
** [[SurprisinglyCreepyMoment "Ssscottttt~"]]
* Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.
--> "Get her Ramona! Get her right in her horsey face!"
** And later...
---> '''Envy:''' Stop hiding behind your precious Wallace!\\
'''Ramona:''' What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?\\
''[Wallace is actually standing right in front of Ramona, apparently oblivious to this fact]''\\
'''Wallace:''' Oh, sorry. Am I in the way?
* What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? ''About thirty pages of tidal waves and explosions."

* Halfway during Volume 2 Scott discovers that one of Ramona's evil exes is named Todd, just like Envy's new boyfriend, and jokes that maybe they're the same guy. Then at the end of the volume Ramona tells him they're indeed the same guy, and Scott's WTF face is priceless.

* Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole. Not to mention the running gags of: Gideon Graves, what a dick.

* This exchange from book 3:
-->"I'VE NEVR BIN THIS DRUNK IN MY HOLE LIFE!!!!\\
"DUDE, ZIT OKAY IF I CRASH AT YR PLACE?"

!!Examples:

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[[folder:The Books]]
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[[caption-width-right:350:Thankfully, Knives just turned 18.]]

* Halfway during Volume 2 Scott discovers that one of Ramona's evil exes is named Todd, just like Envy's new boyfriend, and jokes that maybe they're the same guy. Then at the end of the volume Ramona tells him they're indeed the same guy, and Scott's WTF face is priceless.
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[[folder:The Game]]

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[[caption-width-right:350:''"Scott was very confused."'']]
* The bass battle with Todd doesn't happen. [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim You just hit him with the guitar instead]].
* Any time you pick up another player [[GrievousHarmWithABody and use them as a weapon]].
* From Nega Scott's Ending...
-->"Everything was ruined. It was so great!"
** Also, after destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to... go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.
* From Knives' Ending...
-->"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... [[BlueWithShock Scott was very confused]]."
[[/folder]]

** [[SurpriseCreepy "Ssscottttt~"]]

''<Both Scott & Wallace begin to laugh uproariosly. Scott suddenly stops.>''\\

[[folder: The Books]]

[[folder: The Movie]]

* Scott realising he sounds like a DirtyOldMan trying to fulfill some kind of sick fetish as he awkwardly tells Stacey about the 17-year-old Chinese [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student]] that he's dating. He sounds as if he already knows and has been trying to ignore it.
* Wallace talking to Scott about "the L word."
-->'''Scott''': "Lesbian?"\\
'''Wallace''': The ''other'' L word.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Scott''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint “Lesbians”]]?
* The completely random out-of-reach light switch on the wall when Scott tries to talk to Ramona for the first time. At second glance, a viewer might interpret it as [[VisualPun symbolic of how Ramona is totally out of Scott's reach]], but the actual reason it's there is much funnier: [[ThrowItIn it just happened to be in the house where the scene was filmed]].
* Scott's [[NoSocialSkills miserable failure]] at an ice-breaker with Ramona.
-->'''Scott''': Hey, you know Pac-Man?\\
'''Ramona''': ''(without even looking at him)'': [[DeadpanSnarker I know of him]].\\
'''Scott''': Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku-Paku" means "flap your mouth," and they were afraid people would change... [[VerbalBackspace scratch out]] the "P" and turn it into an "F," like... ''([[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic trails off, chuckles awkwardly]])''\\
'''Ramona''': ''(unamused)'' Yeah, [[SarcasmMode that's amazing]].\\
'''Scott''': Um... am I dreaming?\\
''(Ramona's look of boredom subtly turns into one of TranquilFury)''\\
'''Scott''' (sheepishly): I'll leave you alone forever now.\\
'''Ramona''' (in tone that sounds like "Yeah, you'd better."): Thanks.
* Scott suggesting that the band hold some secret shows, to which Kim replies, [[DeadpanSnarker exasperated]], "''All'' our shows are secret shows."
* The [[OneSceneWonder Vegan Police]].
** "[[DiggingYourselfDeeper Chicken isn't vegan?]]"
** '''YEAH!''' Slow-motion jumping high-five!
** '''[[UnsoundEffect GLARE!]]'''
** A hilarious case of {{foreshadowing}}: Todd is seen wearing a [[Comicbook/ThePunisher Punisher]] t-shirt during the Clash at Demonhead performance beforehand. When the Vegan Police show up, the one who removes Todd's telekinetic power is none other than [[Film/ThePunisher2004 The Punisher]] himself, Thomas Jane!
---> "It's milk and eggs, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!]]"
* Wallace is able to call Stacey about developments in Scott's love life at any time, even while unconscious!
-->'''Scott''': How does he ''do'' that?
** Basically anything [[EnsembleDarkhorse Wallace]] does. In particular: the increasing number of bedmates, the frequent [[ContinuityNod lack of pants]], and appearing out of nowhere with Lucas Lee's skateboard.
--->'''Wallace''': ''(kicking the door open)'' [[IncomingHam GUESS WHO'S DRUNK~!]]\\
'''Scott''': ...I guess: Wallace.\\
'''Wallace''': You guessed right!
*** In fact, the key-toss moment is even funnier in the bloopers, because right after Scott messes up the line, Wallace replies with "Dude, you took a blow to the head for nothing!"
*** One in particular is what he says to Ramona when she is fighting Roxy.
---->'''Wallace''': Kick her in the balls!
** Wallace's reaction in that scene in general is hilarious. Everyone, especially Scott, is confused and freaked out by the two girls engaging in video game-esque fighting. Wallace, meanwhile, [[PassThePopcorn is calm as you please and having a drink while watching the whole thing.]]
* Apparently, it took Michael Cera 33 shots to get the package Scott orders just to see Ramona into the trash. This is confirmed in the blooper reel, and is pretty damn entertaining to watch. During one of those bad throws, Mary Elizabeth Winstead drops the pen she's holding. Michael Cera comments "Imagine if that went in and you dropped the pen."
* When everyone starts meeting each other in the Rockit, after Knives kisses Scott and Ramona's right there, everyone starts giving each other dramatic glances, complete with dramatic zooms. Knives gives one to Ramona; Stacey gives one to Scott and Wallace gives one to his newest crush, Jimmy. And the latter cut to the two of them making out. While an arrow-shot heart is drawn around them.
--> '''Stacey''': ''Wallace!'' '''[[OhNoNotAgain Again?!]]'''
* Speaking of The Rockit... "Fun Fact: This Place is a Toilet".
* After defeating Gideon, Scott is faced down by a dark version of himself, Nega Scott. We cut to Knives and Ramona waiting outside the club as the door opens and Scott and Nega Scott both walk out, laughing like old friends.
* Scott ''jumping through a glass window, then reaching back in for his coat, then running off'' in order to escape from Knives when she showed up at his door and asked Wallace if Scott was home. All of which in '''''full view''''' of the door she's standing at, while Wallace is the picture of calm in telling her he's not around.
** When the camera shifts to Knives asking "Really?" when she's told that Scott just left, you can see him running away behind her. And she's totally oblivious to this all.
** If you watch the scene closely, Wallace shifts around in the doorway ''exactly'' enough to (conceivably) shield Scott's actions from Knives actually being able to see him in the background. This without looking behind him or ''even acknowledging'' that anything unusual is happening.
*** Wallace's utterly deadpan delivery and use of ExactWords to give a MetaphoricallyTrue answer:
---->'''Knives:''' Is Scott here?\\
'''Wallace:''' Uh, you know what? ''(Scott crashes through the window behind him)'' [[ExactWords He just left.]]\\
'''Knives:''' ''(nonplussed)'' ...Really?\\
'''Wallace:''' Yeah. ''(Scott reaches back in to get his jacket)'' Sorry.
* Inspiring pump-up music is playing as we see Scott prepare to go after Gideon, with fast smash-cuts to him standing up, fixing his wrist bands, making fists... and the music suddenly stops as he takes a minute to fully tie his shoes.
* When Ramona asks Scott how he knows Knives, Scott's brain is shown as being unable to choose between answering "I Gotta Pee" and "Who, Her?" He ends up blurting out [[{{Metaphorgotten}} "I gotta pee on her."]] The FreezeFrameBonus on the wheel of responses: They include: "She's nobody", "She's forty!", "Idiot!", "No speaka English", "When's dinner?", "Uh...", "[[CallBack Tell Pac-Man story]]", "No, you are", "Pass out", and "It was nothing".
* K.O.!!! (both times)
* Knives's literal ":O" face.
* Knives' [[LesYay fangirlism over Envy]], reaching its peak with her happily exclaiming "I've kissed lips that kissed yours!"
* Knives' fangirlism over Sex Bob-omb in general (mainly because she's their ''only'' fan).
* The shout-out to [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales Launchpad McQuack]].
* "We are Sex Bob-omb and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff," delivered [[DeadpanSnarker deadpan]] from Kim at the Chaos Theatre, while rubbing the corner of her nose with [[FlippingTheBird her middle finger]]. Followed up with Kim shouting "WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB, AND WE'RE HERE TO WATCH SCOTT PILGRIM KICK YOUR TEETH IN!" when Scott tries again after using his extra life.
* The hole in the moon, complete with an 8-bit explosion sound effect.
* After Gideon's been defeated, he starts ranting about forming the league and acting as if it was some great task, before saying "Do you know how long it took me to get the all the other evil exes' contact information so I can form this stupid league? ''Like, two hours!'' '''TWO. HOURS!'''" (''coughs up a coin'')
* Roxy is generally one of the funniest parts of the movie with lines such as this:
-->'''Roxy''': Your BF's about to get F'd in the B!
** Also, before the fight begins, Scott doesn't understand who she is, until:
--->'''Scott:''' What is she talking about?\\
'''Roxy:''' He really doesn't know?\\
'''Scott:''' Wait... ''(looks at her eyes and smirk and recognizes them, [[OhCrap instantly causing a dial inside his head to go from "No Clue" to "Gets It"]])'' ''YOU AND HER?!''\\
'''Ramona:''' It was just a phase.\\
'''Roxy:''' ''Just a phase?!''\\
'''Scott:''' You had a sexy phase?!\\
'''Ramona:''' It meant nothing, I didn't think it would count!\\
'''Roxy:''' It meant ''nothing?!''\\
'''Ramona:''' I was just a little [[DefiedTrope bi-curious.]]\\
'''Roxy:''' Well honey... ([[KnuckleCracking cracks knuckles]]) ...I'm a little bi-FURIOUS!!
** [[{{Pun}} "Back off, hasbian!"]]
** "YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE BOOB! PREPARE TO DIE, OBVIOUSLY!"
* When Scott is trying to "get to second and a half base" with Ramona and makes her dinner.
-->'''Ramona''': This garlic bread is really good.\\
'''Scott''': Garlic bread is my favourite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. ''[laughs]''\\
'''Ramona''': Then you'd get fat.\\
'''Scott''': Now why would I get fat?\\
'''Ramona''': Bread makes you fat.\\
'''Scott''': (''with a mouth absolutely stuffed with garlic bread'') ''[[BigWhat Bread makes you fat]]?''
** '''30 MINUTES LATER'''
* Scott showing a [[TerribleArtist "sketch"]] of Ramona.
-->'''Scott''': Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (''Holds up a piece of paper with the most pathetic-looking scribble.'')\\
'''Comeau''': (''with complete confidence'') Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.
* Referring to Wallace, after he told Scott's sister Stacey that he was dating a 17 year old:
-->'''Scott''': That gossipy bitch.\\
'''Wallace''': You know me.
** Even better is Wallace telling Stacey that Scott's thinking about dating two girls at the same time. Wallace is unconscious when he does this.
* "You made me swallow my gum. It's going to be in my digestive tract [[LargeHam FOR SEVEN YEARS!]]"
* Scott to Julie at the Second Cup: [[MediumAwareness "How are you doing that with your mouth?"]]
* Scott and Gideon's dialogue about why Scott wants to fight for Ramona on his first attempt.
-->'''Gideon:''' You want to fight ''me''... For ''her''?\\
'''Scott:''' (''defiantly'') Was that not clear?!\\
''Scott turns to look at Sex Bob-Omb''\\
'''Scott:''' (''inquisitively'') ...Was that not clear?\\
'''Stephen Stills & Young Neil:''' I dunno.
* Anyone to Scott: "Your hair's getting long/shaggy/etc." Cut to Scott suddenly wearing his dorky hat without having moved from the previous shot.
* "You once were a ve-gone, but now, you will BE GONE!" "Ve-gone?"
* [[BrickJoke "I'm in lesbians with you." "...What?"]] And then, after Ramona goes with Gideon:
---> [[LateToThePunchline ...I said "lesbians".]]
* Scott giving the passwords to get into Gideon's club.
** First time around:
--->'''Doorman''': What's the password?\\
'''Scott''': Whatever!\\
'''Doorman''': (''{{beat}}'') 'Kay.
** Scott goes to the second door:
--->'''Second Doorman''': What's the ''second'' password?\\
'''Scott''': Ugh!\\
''[They let him in.]''
** The second time around, Scott defeats the first doorman by saying, "Your hair looks stupid."
* Sex Bob-Omb is at the bar after their lacklustre opening to Clash at Demonhead's concert:
-->'''Stephen Stills:''' (''to Ramona'') Be honest. Do we suck?\\
'''Ramona:''' I dunno. Do you? I'll be right back.\\
''Ramona leaves for the restroom. Sex Bob-Omb watches her leave.''\\
'''Stephen Stills:''' (''deadly serious'') She has to go. ''She knows we suck.''
* Neil singing along quietly to Garbage Truck (and getting the lyrics wrong).
* Lucas Lee looking at a text message he got and saying "That's actually hilarious!" to himself. Taken to its vainest hilarious conclusion when Creator/ChrisEvans himself responded to a tweet with a gif of the shot and got called out for it, by Creator/EdgarWright no less.
* Matthew Patel's [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment completely out of nowhere]] UsefulNotes/{{Bollywood}} VillainSong.
** And Stacey's [[FlatWhat perfectly acceptable reaction to it.]].
* When Scott gets Matthew Patel's e-mail about their upcoming fight, the movie plays it up for as much drama as possible, with Scott going "this is... this is... this is...!" and then the drama abruptly drains away as Scott continues "this is boring. Dele-eeete."
-->'''Patel:''' Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?\\
'''Scott:''' ...I skimmed it.\\
'''Patel:''' [[SeriousBusiness YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!]]
** Wallace just tuts and shakes his head at Scott as if he were familiar with duelling correspondence etiquette.
* As Sex Bob-Omb heads to the party in the opening scenes:
-->'''Scott''': Oh man, this is gonna suck!\\
'''Kim''': [[DeadpanSnarker At least it'll give us something to complain about.]]\\
'''Scott''': Oh man (''wipe to party without breaking Scott's sentence''), this suuuuucks!\\
'''Young Neil''': Suuuuucks!\\
'''Scott''': I'm gonna go pee due to boredom. (''leaves'')\\
'''Young Neil''': (''{{beat}}'') I have to pee.
* The captions while they hang out with Todd and Envy.
-->'''Envy:''' You're incorrigible.\\
'''Todd:''' I don't even know the meaning of the word.\\
'''Caption:''' [[NotHyperbole HE REALLY DOESN'T.]]
* Brandon Routh's pitch perfect delivery of Todd's DontExplainTheJoke moment, especially:
-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you, ''capisce?''\\
'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.\\
'''Scott:''' [[FlatWhat What?]]\\
'''Todd:''' Because you'll be dust by Monday?\\
'''Scott:''' Uh...\\
'''Todd:''' [[OverlyLongGag Because you'll be pulverised in 2 seconds.]] And the cleaning lady...she cleans up dust. [[RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy She dusts.]] ''(makes dusting motions'')\\
(''{{beat}}'')\\
'''Scott:''' So um, what's on Monday?\\
'''Todd''' Well, it's Friday now, and she has the weekends off, so... Monday, right?
* Kim's apparent rivalry with Crash and the Boys' drummer who is a little girl.
** "They have a girl drummer?!?" becomes even funnier when you realize there are three drummers in the film, and they're ''all'' female.
* "You will no longer be referred to as Young Neil. Now you will be known as ''Neil''."
* Scott going from reading his e-mail to sitting in front of his door waiting for the package he ordered (to be delivered by Ramona) to arrive.
* Scott assuring Ramona that his break-up with Knives was clean.
-->'''Scott''': She's mature for her age. We're peaches and gravy.\\
'''Knives''': (''echoing'') [[LittleNo Noooo...]]
* Scott seems to enjoy being with Knives, but you get a look into his mind and he's lamenting "So alone..."
* Wallace's snarking with Crash and the Boys.
-->'''Crash''': Hello, my name's Crash, and these are the boys.\\
'''Wallace''': Is that girl a boy too?\\
'''Crash''': Yes.\\
''The drummer [[FlippingTheBird flips him off.]]''\\
'''Kim''': They have a girl drummer?!\\
'''Crash:''' This is called "I'm So Sad, I'm So Very Very Sad".\\
(''two chords''; lyrics: "So sad!")\\
Thank you.\\
'''Wallace''': It's not a race, guys!\\
'''Crash''': Okay, this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'\\
'''Wallace''': ''Sweet!'' Love this one.
* While Crash & the Boys play, Stephen has an almost-inaudible, but perfectly captioned, FreakOut, creating physical comedy as the others stand there staring in different directions while he paces and yells.
-->'''HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW THIS? WE'RE NOT GOING TO WIN WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIGN WITH G-MAN WE'LL NEVER PLAY OPENING NIGHT AT THE CHAOS THEATRE GOD DAMN IT SCOTT WILL YOU PLEASE STOP JUST STANDING THERE YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT'''
* "The weak point is the back of her knees. [[TooMuchInformation Whenever we were making out I would just]] - "
** The fact that the movie lifted the dialogue from a bit in the books where Ramona was fighting one of Scott's exes. Their lines are reversed in the film.
** The little meter in Scott's head which goes from "'''NO CLUE'''" to "'''GETS IT'''" as he puts together why Roxie wants to fight with him.
* When Stephen Stills realises that they lost their contract and starts scooping up the change dropped by Gideon's death. Made even funnier when Neil looks like he's going to do the same thing, but really just takes Gideon's gum.
* When Scott receives Matthew Patel's e-mail:
-->'''Computer voice:''' You have mail.\\
'''Scott:''' Dude, this thing claims I have mail!\\
'''Wallace:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's amazing what we can do with computers these days]].
* Knives' entire FreakOut scene.
-->'''Knives:''' He only likes her because she's old! She's probably, like, twenty-five!
** Tamara's calm reaction throughout the entire scene.
* Scott getting distracted thinking about Ramona during practice.
-->'''Kim''': Is your girlfriend distracting you?\\
'''Scott''': Girlfriend? ''(looks at Knives)''\\
'''Knives''': ''I'll be quieter''.
* When Lucas Lee does his deadly rail trick, the scene cuts to Scott casually saying "Wow" as it cuts back to Lucas, who is gradually getting faster and faster (as is the music). One time, it even cuts Scott off because Lucas is going that fast.
* Gideon's "last words" after Scott kicks Gideon's ass the second time around.
-->'''Scott:''' How's it going back there?\\
'''Gideon:''' ''(Weakly)'' You.....dick.
* The movie's very first line:
-->'''Narrator''': Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of [[BaitAndSwitch Toronto,]] Canada.
* At one point Steven Stills is giving a motivational speech to the band, and declares, among other things, they need stalkers. [[SpeakOfTheDevil Knives happens to be flattened on the window]].
* At the T.I.B.B event:
-->'''Stephen''': "Amp versus amp"? We're going on stage at the same time?\\
'''Scott''': That's impossible!\\
''The next shot showing two stages facing across each other''\\
'''Subtitle''': '''ACTUALLY NO''' (appears over the stage)\\
'''Scott''': Okay, my bad.\\
'''Kim''': Your bad is saying "my bad."
* The reveal Envy's boyfriend is Ramona's third Evil Ex:
-->'''Scott:''' "That guy on bass? That's Todd."\\
'''Ramona:''' "I know."\\
'''Scott:''' "You do?!"\\
'''Ramona:''' "Mh-mh."\\
'''Scott:''' "[[OhCrap Oh no]]".
* Given how many of the cast members became much more famous later on, this film is a gold mine for RetroactiveRecognition comedy. Just the fact that Film/CaptainMarvel dated [[Film/SupermanReturns Superman]], after he got dumped by [[Film/BirdsOfPrey Huntress]], for starters. There's even a joke floating around about Lucas Lee playing Captain America.
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[[folder: The Game]]
* The bass battle with Todd doesn't happen. [[WhyDontYaJustShootHim You just hit him with the guitar instead.]]

** Also, after destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to...go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.

-->"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... [[BlueWithShock Scott was very confused.]]"

'''Wallace:''' Uh, you know what? ''(Scott crashes through the window behind him)'' [[ExactWords He just left.]] ''(Scott reaches back in to get his jacket)''

* The end of Volume 4 features a parody of a page showing American readers how to read manga, and advises readers to not let "TheMan" tell them how to read the comic.

'''Patel:''' [[SeriousBusiness YOU WILL PAY FOR ''YOUR INSOLENCE!'']]

* Given how many of the cast members became much more famous later on, this film is a gold mine for RetroactiveRecognition comedy. Just the fact that Film/CaptainMarvel dated [[Film/Superman Returns Superman]], after he got dumped by [[Film/BirdsOfPrey Huntress]], for starters. There's even a joke floating around about Lucas Lee playing Captain America.

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