History Funny / ScottPilgrim

1st May '18 12:47:54 AM LadyFanFareKid
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-->'''Scott''': How are you doing that?\\

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-->'''Scott''': How are you doing that?\\that thing with your mouth?\\
18th Mar '18 10:00:40 AM EDP
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* At one point Steven Stills is giving a motivational speech to the band, and declares, among other things, they need stalkers. [[SpeakOfTheDevil Knives happens to be flattened on the window]].
12th Mar '18 12:39:40 PM number9robotic
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* The completely random out-of-reach light switch on the wall when Scott tries to talk to Ramona for the first time. [[ThrowItIn That wasn't put in by the set designers. It was just there]].

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* The completely random out-of-reach light switch on the wall when Scott tries to talk to Ramona for the first time. At second glance, a viewer might interpret it as [[VisualPun symbolic of how Ramona is totally out of Scott's reach]], but the actual reason it's there is much funnier: [[ThrowItIn That wasn't put in by the set designers. It was just there]].there in the house they filmed in]].
11th Feb '18 1:05:14 PM HBICece
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** "Wallace Wells: Drunk Homosexual"
20th Dec '17 12:54:17 PM infernape612
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-->'''Wallace:''' Maybe you two WERE meant for each other...
-->'''Stacey (facepalm):''' ...Just call me for the wedding...

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-->'''Wallace:''' Maybe you two WERE meant for each other...
-->'''Stacey
other...\\
'''Stacey
(facepalm):''' ...Just call me for the wedding...



-->'''Todd:''' The [[spoiler:De-Veganization ray!]] I can dodge this!
-->But he couldn't.

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-->'''Todd:''' The [[spoiler:De-Veganization ray!]] I can dodge this!
-->But
this!\\
But
he couldn't.



-->''(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field)''
-->'''Knives:''' scotty ur so hot & sexxy
-->'''Scott:''' o hey thanx
-->''(Later...)''
-->'''Envy:''' omigod ur like, such a stud
-->'''Scott:''' yeah totes
-->''(Then with [[spoiler:Gideon]])''
-->'''Ramona:''' babby u lite my fire
-->'''[[spoiler:Gideon:]]''' r u obsessed or what lol

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-->''(We see chibi versions of characters running through a field)''
-->'''Knives:'''
field)''\\
'''Knives:'''
scotty ur so hot & sexxy
-->'''Scott:'''
sexxy\\
'''Scott:'''
o hey thanx
-->''(Later...)''
-->'''Envy:'''
thanx\\
''(Later...)''\\
'''Envy:'''
omigod ur like, such a stud
-->'''Scott:'''
stud\\
'''Scott:'''
yeah totes
-->''(Then
totes\\
''(Then
with [[spoiler:Gideon]])''
-->'''Ramona:'''
[[spoiler:Gideon]])''\\
'''Ramona:'''
babby u lite my fire
-->'''[[spoiler:Gideon:]]'''
fire\\
'''[[spoiler:Gideon:]]'''
r u obsessed or what lol



-->And then Honest Ed's imploded.

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-->And --->And then Honest Ed's imploded.



--> '''Scott:''' I guess Wallace.
--> '''Wallace:''' You guess right.

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--> '''Scott:''' -->'''Scott:''' I guess Wallace.
-->
Wallace.\\
'''Wallace:''' You guess right.



-->'''Scott:''' So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees.
-->'''Ramona:''' What? How does that work?
-->'''Scott:''' Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-
-->'''Ramona:''' [[TooMuchInformation Okay, stop right there.]]

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-->'''Scott:''' So yeah, like I was saying last night, her weak point's on the back of her knees.
-->'''Ramona:'''
knees.\\
'''Ramona:'''
What? How does that work?
-->'''Scott:'''
work?\\
'''Scott:'''
Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-
-->'''Ramona:'''
would-\\
'''Ramona:'''
[[TooMuchInformation Okay, stop right there.]]



-->'''Stephen Stills''' man in black
-->'''Kim Pine''' gothic lolita
-->'''Scott Pilgrim''' guy in a suit purchased at value village
-->'''Ramona & Knives:''' "What the hell are they wearing?"

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-->'''Stephen Stills''' man in black
-->'''Kim
black\\
'''Kim
Pine''' gothic lolita
-->'''Scott
lolita\\
'''Scott
Pilgrim''' guy in a suit purchased at value village
-->'''Ramona
village\\
'''Ramona
& Knives:''' "What the hell are they wearing?"



-->'''Gideon''': Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."?
-->'''Scott''': (''looks at his shirt'') What? (''back to Gideon'') Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (''After Tamara and Stacey'')

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-->'''Gideon''': Scott Pilgrim. Can I just be the first to say... "Nice shirt."?
-->'''Scott''':
"?\\
'''Scott''':
(''looks at his shirt'') What? (''back to Gideon'') Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (''After Tamara and Stacey'')






-->'''Scott''': "Lesbian?"
-->'''Wallace''': The ''other'' L word.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Scott''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lesbian]]''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint s]]''?

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-->'''Scott''': "Lesbian?"
-->'''Wallace''':
"Lesbian?"\\
'''Wallace''':
The ''other'' L word.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Scott''':
word.\\
''({{Beat}})''\\
'''Scott''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Lesbian]]''[[ComicallyMissingThePoint s]]''?



--> '''Scott''': Hey, you know Pac-Man?
--> '''Ramona''': ''(without even looking at him)'': [[DeadpanSnarker I know of him]].
--> '''Scott''': Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku-Paku" means "flap your mouth," and they were afraid people would change... [[VerbalBackspace scratch out]] the "P" and turn it into an "F," like... ''([[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic trails off, chuckles awkwardly]])''
--> '''Ramona''': ''(unamused)'' Yeah, [[SarcasmMode that's amazing]].
--> '''Scott''': Um... am I dreaming?
--> ''(Ramona's look of boredom subtly turns into one of TranquilFury)''
--> '''Scott''' (sheepishly): I'll leave you alone forever now.
--> '''Ramona''': Thanks.

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--> '''Scott''': -->'''Scott''': Hey, you know Pac-Man?
-->
Pac-Man?\\
'''Ramona''': ''(without even looking at him)'': [[DeadpanSnarker I know of him]].
-->
him]].\\
'''Scott''': Well, Pac-Man was originally called Puck-Man. They changed it because... Not because Pac-Man looks like a hockey puck. "Paku-Paku" means "flap your mouth," and they were afraid people would change... [[VerbalBackspace scratch out]] the "P" and turn it into an "F," like... ''([[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic trails off, chuckles awkwardly]])''
-->
awkwardly]])''\\
'''Ramona''': ''(unamused)'' Yeah, [[SarcasmMode that's amazing]].
-->
amazing]].\\
'''Scott''': Um... am I dreaming?
-->
dreaming?\\
''(Ramona's look of boredom subtly turns into one of TranquilFury)''
-->
TranquilFury)''\\
'''Scott''' (sheepishly): I'll leave you alone forever now.
-->
now.\\
'''Ramona''': Thanks.



--->'''Wallace''': ''(kicking the door open)'' [[IncomingHam GUESS WHO'S DRUNK~!]]
--->'''Scott''': ...I guess: Wallace.
--->'''Wallace''': You guessed right!

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--->'''Wallace''': ''(kicking the door open)'' [[IncomingHam GUESS WHO'S DRUNK~!]]
--->'''Scott''': ...
DRUNK~!]]\\
'''Scott''': ...
I guess: Wallace.
--->'''Wallace''':
Wallace.\\
'''Wallace''':
You guessed right!



--->'''Knives:''' Is Scott here?
--->'''Wallace:''' Uh, you know what? ''(Scott crashes through the window behind him)'' [[ExactWords He just left.]] ''(Scott reaches back in to get his jacket)''

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--->'''Knives:''' ---->'''Knives:''' Is Scott here?
--->'''Wallace:'''
here?\\
'''Wallace:'''
Uh, you know what? ''(Scott crashes through the window behind him)'' [[ExactWords He just left.]] ''(Scott reaches back in to get his jacket)''



--> '''Gideon:''' You want to fight ''me''... For ''her''?
-->'''Scott:''' (''defiantly'') Was that not clear?!
-->''Scott turns to look at Sex Bob-Omb''
-->'''Scott:''' (''inquisitively'') ...Was that not clear?
-->'''Stephen Stills & Young Neil:''' I dunno.

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--> '''Gideon:''' -->'''Gideon:''' You want to fight ''me''... For ''her''?
-->'''Scott:'''
''her''?\\
'''Scott:'''
(''defiantly'') Was that not clear?!
-->''Scott
clear?!\\
''Scott
turns to look at Sex Bob-Omb''
-->'''Scott:'''
Bob-Omb''\\
'''Scott:'''
(''inquisitively'') ...Was that not clear?
-->'''Stephen
clear?\\
'''Stephen
Stills & Young Neil:''' I dunno.



---> '''Doorman''': What's the password?
---> '''Scott''': Whatever!
---> '''Doorman''': (''{{beat}}'') 'Kay.

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---> '''Doorman''': --->'''Doorman''': What's the password?
--->
password?\\
'''Scott''': Whatever!
--->
Whatever!\\
'''Doorman''': (''{{beat}}'') 'Kay.



--> '''Second Doorman''': What's the ''second'' password?
--> '''Scott''': Ugh!

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--> '''Second -->'''Second Doorman''': What's the ''second'' password?
-->
password?\\
'''Scott''': Ugh!



---> '''Stephen Stills:''' (''to Ramona'') Be honest. Do we suck?
--->'''Ramona:''' I dunno. Do you? I'll be right back.
--->''Ramona leaves for the restroom. Sex Bob-Omb watches her leave.''
--->'''Stephen Stills:''' (''deadly serious'') She has to go...''she knows we suck.''

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---> '''Stephen -->'''Stephen Stills:''' (''to Ramona'') Be honest. Do we suck?
--->'''Ramona:'''
suck?\\
'''Ramona:'''
I dunno. Do you? I'll be right back.
--->''Ramona
back.\\
''Ramona
leaves for the restroom. Sex Bob-Omb watches her leave.''
--->'''Stephen
''\\
'''Stephen
Stills:''' (''deadly serious'') She has to go...''she knows we suck.''



-->'''Patel:''' Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
-->'''Scott:''' ...I skimmed it.
-->'''Patel:''' YOU WILL PAY FOR ''YOUR INSOLENCE!''

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-->'''Patel:''' Didn't you get my e-mail explaining the situation?
-->'''Scott:''' ...
situation?\\
'''Scott:''' ...
I skimmed it.
-->'''Patel:'''
it.\\
'''Patel:'''
YOU WILL PAY FOR ''YOUR INSOLENCE!''



--->'''Scott''': Oh man, this is gonna suck!
--->'''Kim''': [[DeadpanSnarker At least it'll give us something to complain about.]]
--->'''Scott''': Oh man (''wipe to party without breaking Scott's sentence''), this suuuuucks!
--->'''Young Neil''': Suuuuucks!
--->'''Scott''': I'm gonna go pee due to boredom. (''leaves'')
--->'''Young Neil''': (''{{beat}}'') I have to pee.

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--->'''Scott''': -->'''Scott''': Oh man, this is gonna suck!
--->'''Kim''':
suck!\\
'''Kim''':
[[DeadpanSnarker At least it'll give us something to complain about.]]
--->'''Scott''':
]]\\
'''Scott''':
Oh man (''wipe to party without breaking Scott's sentence''), this suuuuucks!
--->'''Young
suuuuucks!\\
'''Young
Neil''': Suuuuucks!
--->'''Scott''':
Suuuuucks!\\
'''Scott''':
I'm gonna go pee due to boredom. (''leaves'')
--->'''Young
(''leaves'')\\
'''Young
Neil''': (''{{beat}}'') I have to pee.



--->'''Envy:''' You're incorrigible.
--->'''Todd:''' I don't even know the meaning of the word.
--->'''Caption:''' [[NotHyperbole HE REALLY DOESN'T.]]

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--->'''Envy:''' -->'''Envy:''' You're incorrigible.
--->'''Todd:'''
incorrigible.\\
'''Todd:'''
I don't even know the meaning of the word.
--->'''Caption:'''
word.\\
'''Caption:'''
[[NotHyperbole HE REALLY DOESN'T.]]



-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you, ''capisce?''
-->'''Todd:''' Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:''' [[FlatWhat Wut?]]
-->'''Todd:''' Because you'll be dust by Monday?
-->'''Scott:''' Uh...
-->'''Todd:''' [[OverlyLongGag Becuase you'll be pulverized in 2 seconds.]] And the cleaning lady...she cleans up dust. [[RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy She dusts.]] ''(makes dusting motions'')
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Scott:''' So um, what's on Monday?
-->'''Todd''' Well, it's Friday now, and she has the weekends off, so... Monday, right?

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-->'''Scott:''' I dislike you, ''capisce?''
-->'''Todd:'''
''capisce?''\\
'''Todd:'''
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
-->'''Scott:'''
Monday.\\
'''Scott:'''
[[FlatWhat Wut?]]
-->'''Todd:'''
Wut?]]\\
'''Todd:'''
Because you'll be dust by Monday?
-->'''Scott:''' Uh...
-->'''Todd:'''
Monday?\\
'''Scott:''' Uh...\\
'''Todd:'''
[[OverlyLongGag Becuase you'll be pulverized in 2 seconds.]] And the cleaning lady...she cleans up dust. [[RedundancyDepartmentOfRedundancy She dusts.]] ''(makes dusting motions'')
-->{{beat}}
-->'''Scott:'''
motions'')\\
{{beat}}\\
'''Scott:'''
So um, what's on Monday?
-->'''Todd'''
Monday?\\
'''Todd'''
Well, it's Friday now, and she has the weekends off, so... Monday, right?



-->'''Scott''': She's mature for her age. We're peaches and gravy.
-->'''Knives''': (''echoing'') [[LittleNo Noooo...]]

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-->'''Scott''': She's mature for her age. We're peaches and gravy.
-->'''Knives''':
gravy.\\
'''Knives''':
(''echoing'') [[LittleNo Noooo...]]



-->'''Crash''': Hello, my name's Crash, and these are the boys.
-->'''Wallace''': Is that girl a boy too?
-->'''Crash''': Yes.
--> ''The drummer flips him off.''
-->'''Kim''': They have a girl drummer?!
-->'''Crash:''' This is called "I'm So Sad, I'm So Very Very Sad". (''plays one note'') (lyrics: "so sad") Thank you.
--> '''Wallace''': It's not a race, guys!
--> '''Crash''': Okay, this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'
--> '''Wallace''': ''Sweet!'' Love this one.

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-->'''Crash''': Hello, my name's Crash, and these are the boys.
-->'''Wallace''':
boys.\\
'''Wallace''':
Is that girl a boy too?
-->'''Crash''': Yes.
-->
too?\\
'''Crash''': Yes.\\
''The drummer flips him off.''
-->'''Kim''':
''\\
'''Kim''':
They have a girl drummer?!
-->'''Crash:'''
drummer?!\\
'''Crash:'''
This is called "I'm So Sad, I'm So Very Very Sad". (''plays one note'') (lyrics: "so sad") Thank you.
-->
you.\\
'''Wallace''': It's not a race, guys!
-->
guys!\\
'''Crash''': Okay, this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'
-->
'\\
'''Wallace''': ''Sweet!'' Love this one.



--> '''Computer voice:''' You have mail.
--> '''Scott:''' Dude, this thing claims I have mail!
--> '''Wallace:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's amazing what we can do with computers these days]].

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--> '''Computer -->'''Computer voice:''' You have mail.
-->
mail.\\
'''Scott:''' Dude, this thing claims I have mail!
-->
mail!\\
'''Wallace:''' [[DeadpanSnarker It's amazing what we can do with computers these days]].



--> '''Knives:''' He only likes her because she's old! SHE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, ''*dramatically flops on bed*'' '''''TWENTY-FIIIVVEEEE!'''''

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--> '''Knives:''' -->'''Knives:''' He only likes her because she's old! SHE'S PROBABLY, LIKE, ''*dramatically flops on bed*'' '''''TWENTY-FIIIVVEEEE!'''''



-->'''Kim''': "Is your girlfriend distracting you?"
-->'''Scott''': "Girlfriend?" (looks at Knives)
-->'''Knives''': "''i'll be quieter''."

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-->'''Kim''': "Is Is your girlfriend distracting you?"
-->'''Scott''': "Girlfriend?"
you?\\
'''Scott''': Girlfriend?
(looks at Knives)
-->'''Knives''': "''i'll
Knives)\\
'''Knives''': ''i'll
be quieter''."



--> '''Scott:''' How's it goin back there?\\

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--> '''Scott:''' -->'''Scott:''' How's it goin back there?\\



--> '''Scott''': How are you doing that?
--> '''Julie''': Never mind how I'm '''ToneDial'''ing doing it!

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--> '''Scott''': -->'''Scott''': How are you doing that?
-->
that?\\
'''Julie''': Never mind how I'm '''ToneDial'''ing '''SoundEffectBleep'''ing doing it!



-->[[spoiler:"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... [[BlueWithShock Scott was very confused.]]]]

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-->[[spoiler:"Knives jumped into Scott's arms and kissed him! Suddenly, confetti fell from the sky... It was their wedding day! Knives looked lovely in her gown. All of Scott's friends were there to see... [[BlueWithShock Scott was very confused.]]]]]]"]]
20th Dec '17 12:46:34 PM infernape612
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** It's even funnier if you happen to be a fan of Avatar the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Last Airbender]]. Hearing sweet Katara say all of those things is just HYSTERICAL.

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** It's even funnier if you happen to be a fan of Avatar the [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Last Airbender]].''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''. Hearing sweet Katara say all of those things is just HYSTERICAL.



--->'''Ramona''': This garlic bread is really good.
--->'''Scott''': Garlic bread is my favorite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. *laughs*
--->'''Ramona''': Then you'd get fat.
--->'''Scott''': Now why would I get fat?
--->'''Ramona''': Bread makes you fat.
--->'''Scott''': (''with a mouth full of garlic bread'') Bread makes you fat?!

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--->'''Ramona''': -->'''Ramona''': This garlic bread is really good.
--->'''Scott''':
good.\\
'''Scott''':
Garlic bread is my favorite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. *laughs*
--->'''Ramona''':
*laughs*\\
'''Ramona''':
Then you'd get fat.
--->'''Scott''':
fat.\\
'''Scott''':
Now why would I get fat?
--->'''Ramona''':
fat?\\
'''Ramona''':
Bread makes you fat.
--->'''Scott''':
fat.\\
'''Scott''':
(''with a mouth full of garlic bread'') Bread makes you fat?!



--> '''Scott''': Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (''Holds up a piece of paper with the most pathetic-looking scribble.'')
--> '''Comeau''': (''with complete, absolute confidence'') Yes, that's Ramona Flowers.

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--> '''Scott''': -->'''Scott''': Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (''Holds up a piece of paper with the most pathetic-looking scribble.'')
-->
'')\\
'''Comeau''': (''with complete, absolute confidence'') Yes, that's Ramona Flowers. Flowers.



-->'''Scott''': That gossipy bitch.
-->'''Wallace''': You know me.

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-->'''Scott''': That gossipy bitch.
-->'''Wallace''':
bitch.\\
'''Wallace''':
You know me.
5th Oct '17 5:08:23 AM NWolfman
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* Scott realizing he sounds like a desperate loser trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}} as he awkwardly tells Stacy about the [[{{Jailbait}} 17-year-old]] [[RaceFetish Chinese]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student ("With the uniform and everything.")]] that he's dating. He sounds as if he already knows and has been trying to ignore it.

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* Scott realizing he sounds like a desperate loser DirtyOldMan trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}} as he awkwardly tells Stacy about the [[{{Jailbait}} 17-year-old]] [[RaceFetish Chinese]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student ("With the uniform and everything.")]] that he's dating. He sounds as if he already knows and has been trying to ignore it.
21st Aug '17 12:23:01 AM NWolfman
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* Scott awkwardly telling Stacy about the [[{{Jailbait}} 17-year-old]] [[RaceFetish Chinese]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student ("With the uniform and everything.")]] that he's dating, slowly realizing that he sounds as if he's a desperate loser trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}}.

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* Scott realizing he sounds like a desperate loser trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}} as he awkwardly telling tells Stacy about the [[{{Jailbait}} 17-year-old]] [[RaceFetish Chinese]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student ("With the uniform and everything.")]] that he's dating, slowly realizing that he dating. He sounds as if he's a desperate loser he already knows and has been trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}}.ignore it.
21st Aug '17 12:20:39 AM NWolfman
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--> '''Scott''': Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (''Holds up the most pathetic-looking pink scribble.'')

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--> '''Scott''': Do you know a girl with a hair like this? (''Holds up a piece of paper with the most pathetic-looking pink scribble.'')



** The little meter in Scott's head which goes from "DOESN'T GET IT" to "GETS IT" as he puts together [[BiTheWay why Roxie wants to fight with him]].

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** The little meter in Scott's head which goes from "DOESN'T GET IT" "'''NO CLUE'''" to "GETS IT" "'''GETS IT'''" as he puts together [[BiTheWay why Roxie wants to fight with him]].
21st Aug '17 12:17:55 AM NWolfman
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* Scott awkwardly telling Stacy about the [[{{Jailbait}} 17-year-old]] [[RaceFetish Chinese]] [[CatholicSchoolGirlsRule all-girls-school student ("With the uniform and everything.")]] that he's dating, slowly realizing that he sounds as if he's a desperate loser trying to fulfill some kind of sick {{fetish}}.
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