History Funny / SCPFoundation

* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/protocol-gattai Protocol GATTAI]], or "[[AnimeTropes Anime]] JustForFun/TropeOverdosed: The SCP Tale". And ''[[https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/41280934 someone made fanart of it]].''[[note]]Unfortunately now deleted along with all of the other work from the author (Von Pincier), though you can still see it via the Wayback Machine.[[/note]]

>173. Oops\\

--->'''Able:''' ...And that's what my life at Site 19 was like.
''(beat)''

--->'''Addendum''': ''To the anonymous employee who took the Site-17 surveillance camera footage of Drs. Clef and Kondraki having a swordfight, set it to the ''Franchise/{{Highlander}}'' theme song, and posted it to the company interweb with the title, "[[ThereCanOnlyBeOne There Can Only Be One]]": We will find out who you are, and when we do, you'll be missed greatly.''\\

--->'''Dr. Gears''': ... This allowed him to achieve what I hypothesize to be his true goal.
--->'''Interviewer''': ... which would be?
--->'''Dr. Gears''': To ''ride'' SCP-682.
--->'''[[AC:Excerpt from post-incident interview 083-Clef-01]]'''
--->'''Dr. Clef''': WAIT, WHAT!?

--> '''Smpati:''' This tale is dedicated to the memory of the Ultimate Warrior, Paul Bearer, Gorilla Monsoon, Jack Tunney, Doink the Clown, Curt "Mr. Perfect" Hennig, Macho Man Randy Savage, and all the other since-departed legends of wrestling who gave their all in the name of entertainment.

-->> 161. IT IS I, RUIZ, YOUR ARCH RIVAL
-->> 162. AND NOW I MUST DESTROY YOU
-->> 163. HYAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-->> 164. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part One)
-->> 165. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Two)
-->> 166. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Three)
-->> 167. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Four)
-->> 168. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Five)
-->> 169. Ruiz Charges A Blast Of Ki (Part Six)
-->> 170. Ruiz Releases A Blast Of Ki (Finally)
-->> 171. He Missed
-->> 172. And Hit A Bus Filled With Orphans
-->> 173. Oops

** [[AmplifierArtifact SCP-914's]] reasoning behind not assisting in [=SCP-1564's=] revolution.

** Following that is [=1564-2's=] report to its "siblings" afterward.

-->'''P:''' ''Muffled screaming can be heard from within containment cell.''
-->'''S:''' ''Audio system set up so screaming is no longer muffled.''
-->'''P:''' Need assistance with with[[note]]sic[[/note]] a ████ that is currently causing [REDACTED].\\
'''S''': First you’re going to need a █████, and after that you [REDACTED] and [DATA EXPUNGED]. Should ███ it right up. ████.\\
''[[LampshadeHanging We can’t help you if we don’t know what you need help with]].''\\

-->From this moment onward, your job is very, very simple: you are going to ''punch'' sharks. ''In the'' '''''face.'''''
-->Now get out of here. Those sharks aren’t going to punch themselves.\\
[[CaptainObvious Because they]] ''[[CaptainObvious don’t have hands.]]''

-->'''[=O5-12=]:''' Can you hear me? This is [=O5-12.=] The Ganymede Protocol has been given the all clear. [=SCP-2317-K=] has been neutralized. [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Repeat, the Devourer has been neutralized.]] I am ordering any remaining Foundation personnel—
-->'''Dr. Spanko:''' [[FunnyAnimal Oh, Fivetwelve! What am the haps?]]
-->'''[=O5-12=]:''' [[OhCrap ...2337, is that]] ''[[OhCrap you?]]''
-->'''Dr. Spanko:''' (cheerily) It me. [[VerbalTic Cack!]]
-->'''[=O5-12=]:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck ...Good God, the world's gone to hell and]] ''[[SeeminglyProfoundFool you're]]'' the one that survived. [[SuicideAsComedy Where's that damn cyanide pill…]]

--> '''Site-17 Director and grown-ass man Benjamin Kondraki has a problem.'''

** Also, the reaction the anomalies have to the breach: the song starts out as "Who's the Lucky Bastard" as they cheer on whoever escaped...until they realize it's 106 and switch to "Oh [=HELL=] No!" Not even the other SCP instances want 106 to escape!

--> '''CLOCK DOC CHOC COCK COCKBLOCK ART SHOCK'''

---> '''Able''': ...And that's what my life at Site 19 was like.
---> ''(beat)''
---> '''Grabnok''': Bullshit.

---> '''Lord Blackwood''': And that my friends is how Doctor Wondertainment learned the true value of Transcendental Meditation.

----> ''This risk was demonstrated when he was on assignment at Site 19 with MTF Omega-7 and caused a mass containment breach. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Twice. On the same day.]]''

----> ''If SCP-076-2 ever had an issue with this, he never said anything.''

----> ''It is suspected that one of "Habil and Qabil's" producers may have an obsession with this SCP object.''

----> ''No, Music/{{Nickelback}} is not involved in Procedure 110-Montauk. That is not why monitoring personnel are permitted to turn the audio off.''

----> ''The general consensus among Foundation researchers is that it is highly unlikely whoever was funding this will order a second season.''

* [[Characters/SCPFoundationSCP999 SCP-999]]:

* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-foundation-gripe-sheet SCP Foundation Gripe Sheet]]. In general, the pages consist of people forgetting that they are talking to maintenance men, not the people who actually deal with SCP containment, resulting in them "solving" the problems in ways that usually involve creatively misinterpreting what the submitter thought was a problem. Or people reporting things to maintenance that they fail to realise aren't actually broken, but working as intended. Or people reporting things that maintenance ''should'' be dealing with, but the solutions [[{{Troll}} purposefully]] make things worse. With rare instances of the maintenance team getting problems they can solve and [[DamnedByFaintPraise actually doing their job]].

* "[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/dust-and-shopper-s-rewards Dust and Shopper's Rewards]]" in which [[VillainsOutShopping the Scarlet King goes to Walmart]]. Not only is there the Scarlet King's hilariously awkward attempts to make conversation with [=O5-1=] (who's actually [[PunchClockHero quite cheery and happy to see the King "out of the office"]]) when they bump into each other in the Walmart, but the Tale ends with him getting stuck in [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008 the Infinite Ikea]].

** Somehow it makes it even funnier that the King is referred to as Khahrahk throughout the whole story, including by O5-1, as if they're old co-workers.

* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/containment-breach-the-musical Containment Breach: The Musical]]. The song titles in particular, with a highlight being [[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc "Put That Thing Back Where It Came From (Or So Help Me)"]] which is in response to [[AxCrazy 106]] getting out.

** The problem with this method is that it's so incredibly overkill and extreme that it makes it impossible to reenact. Going through the portal and coming back kills everything on Earth in the home universe. It might even kill everything in that reality everywhere. Yes, it's a 100% guaranteed kill, but it's a PyrrhicVictory.

** The problem with this method makes it so overkill and extreme to make it impossible to reenact. Going through the portal and coming back kills everything on Earth in the home universe. It might even kill everything in that reality everywhere. Yes it a 100% guaranteed kill, but it's a PyrrhicVictory.

* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/critter-profile-zargoth ZARGOTH, DESTROYER OF DIMENSIONS]], is a demon snow goose who has the power to edit information about himself, much like SCP-488-JP above, which he uses on his Wilson's Wildlife Solutions Critter Profile to make himself sound more impressively demonic than he actually is.

** The end of the musical reveals the true head of the foundation, the leader of the Overseer Council...Able himself! Who somehow resurrects his romance with Iris!

NO!! SCP-███ IS NOT MEANT TO BE FUNNY, [[Wiki/SCPFoundation EVER!!!]]

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A great indicative of if a joke is good is when people say "I wish I could upvote comments..."
* From the discussion on [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-352 SCP-352]]:
-->'''Gears''': Just had the worst idea ever… this and 106 out loose in the same area… lordy… Also… i forgot about the story for her, but i remember now, and will hopefully get a good idea for it soon.
-->'''Tom Serveaux''': They catch each other's eyes from across the hall and fall in love. Then 106 invites 352 out on a romantic, candle-lit, infanticide spree. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Then they get married and have lots and lots of decrepit, predatory babies]]. [[CrackPairing A heart-warming romance, indeed.]]
* Also, from the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105 SCP-105]] discussion:
-->'''snorlison''': For morale purposes and to continue her goodwill towards the Foundation, it may serve [[BrokenBird SCP-105]] to encounter others similar to her in experience. For example, in a controlled setting, an encounter between SCP-105 and SCP-808[[note]]the old version was an android girl that was mildly popular until the author flounced.[[/note]] might prove fruitful.
-->'''I Am A Potato''': I see this inevitably ending in [[GirlOnGirlIsHot 105/808 makeout sessions]].
-->'''snorlison''': [[BlatantLies The makeout session was almost entirely (about 92%) not my intention with suggesting a meet-up]].
-->'''Gears''': 8% has never been so sexy... [[NightmareFetishist or disturbing]]...
* From the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096 096]] Discussion:
-->'''[=REDbluewhiteyellow=]''': So… what would happen if someone viewed its face from outer space?
-->'''azzleflux''': It would start moving its arms up and down until it started [[PrecisionFStrike motherfuckin']] flying.
** Also what would happen if its face was seen in space:
-->'''Agent Jac Pearce''': After reading this I got a horrible image in my mind of SCP-096 swimming through space like he was in a pool trying to catch some poor fucker locked in some box out in space.
** Regarding how the Foundation get a drawing of its face when they can't look at it:
-->'''[=LaranosTZ=]''': *suddenly gets this vision of a van driving along a freeway in the middle of nowhere, with the back doors open and some guy furiously drawing on a sketch pad while this thing trails along behind it*
* This [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-76858/scp-682#post-1677431 post]] on the 682 discussion forum. Also what immediately follows.
-->'''Djoric:''' I can dig it.
* From the comments on [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-789-j the butt ghost]]:
-->'''Sorts:''' Did you guys know that a toilet that eats your butt was a real SCP once. Do you know why it isn't anymore.
-->'''Salman Corbette:''' Because it came back to bite the author in the ass?
** Sorts' response was also pretty great:
--->''Don't make me smile, Salman. Not today. I just read not one but two [[GaryStu human self-insert SCPs]], which means that your damn butt ghost is the best thing on the site today.''
--->''[[ActuallyPrettyFunny (seriously though that comment was genius, hahaha)]]''
* On the discussion page of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-239 SCP-239]], Voct is asking why SCP-239 is treated as a world-ending threat and [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-040 SCP-040]] isn't and whether or not she could {{depower}} 239. Kain Pathos Crow explains that 239 is '''way''' more powerful than 040. Voct then states that 040 ''could'' depower 239 but she would have to be told about the situation and realise that the Foundation can and (if necessary) will do the same to her. Crow reponds with the following.
-->'''Kain Pathos Crow:''' You know, there's only one thought I could get out of this… '''LOLI FIGHT!!!!'''
* [[WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory Epic Rap Battles of]] Wiki Characters! [[GangstaRap Dr. Clef]] vs. [[PissTakeRap Dr. Bright]] vs. [[BoastfulRap Dr. Sorts]] vs. [[RunningGag Dr. King]]! [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-458709/follow-the-keter#post-1409276 Begin!]]
* On SCP-811's discussion page, a user links to a [[http://scpsandbox2.wikidot.com/scp-811-and-the-quest-for-attention joke tale]] they wrote involving 811 acting like a hyperactive idiot (out of character) and 682 like a angry grump (not so out of character). The author's response?
-->'''[=PigCatapult=]:''' I refuse to comment on this.
** The tale itself is hilarious due to its over-the-top almost WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes-like nature.
** Another post from 811's discussion. Someone asked if she has female genitalia.
-->'''Josef Kald:''' Whyyyy, the FUCK, do you want to know this?
* From SCP-1550's discussion page.
-->'''pro-mole:''' [[NightmareFuel God that's hideous]]… [[NightmareFetishist but I want it so much]]. Even more than those dragon-snails! :D
-->'''[=AgentWilson=]:''' ''I'' thought it was [[UglyCute adorable]].
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/pastry-based-aquatic-life-form-p13f15h PiefishAKAChris' userpage.]]
* In [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-773977/scp-2317#post-1962410 the discussion of SCP-2317]], in response to another user's comment that the idea of the Foundation being unable to contain a threat that mystics over 3000 years ago could defeat was unrealistic, [=DrClef=] provided a short story about [[AntiClimax what would happen if the Devourer could be defeated with conventional weapons.]]
-->"Well," O5-13 said, rubbing his head sheepishly, as the Nameless One, Devourer of Worlds, and the Terror of the Ancient Erekesh Civilization lay in a smouldering, bloody pile on the sands of the Ancient Desert of Reality. "I feel like a bit of a donkey. It turns out we've been panicking all this time and all it took was a couple of 105mm artillery shells to the head."
-->"Do you think we should ever tell them that we had them running in circles sprinkling holy water and blood around for no reason?" O5-12 wondered.
-->"Best not to let them know. Otherwise we'll look like idiots."
* Clef also did this to the entry to which 2317 is a SpiritualSuccessor, SCP-231, when asked [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-94525/scp-231#post-414548 what the hell they're doing to the poor girl]]:
-->Oh, it's pretty open ended, but it's also pretty obvious what's going on. They're giving her flowers and braiding her hair and playing tea party with her. [[NightmareRetardant Keep thinking that, you'll sleep better.]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1060217/snippets-from-chat-13:the-unluckening There are many forums within which people log the funniest moments from the site's official chat.]] Hilarity ensues.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-296037/a-little-thing-someone-dug-up SCP-173]], Soviet style.
-->''SCP-173 is extremely hostile, like red faced Americans. Is also coward. Neither will make move while strong Soviet men have watchful eye.''
* Twice there have been March Madness events, which obviously involve [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny SCP deathmatches]] (but with overtly strong characters excluded) and accept joke [=SCPs=]! [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1150543 The 2015 edition]] [[DarkHorseVictory was won by a sea slug]], and the 2016 one (with [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scpfmmdbc-hub a dedicated hub]] featuring hilarious descriptions) by [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-777-j the ultimate Mary Sue]].
* The indicatively titled [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-631894 thread]] called "Passing the BrainBleach", with [[RuleThirtyFourCreatorReactions the contributors reacting to SCP-related Rule 34]] (and other weird\disturbing fan art).
* While the deletion log is usually mostly a technical report on what [[SturgeonsLaw bad articles didn't make it]], occasionally the mods will amuse themselves. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1661879 This thread]] has the staff rejoicing at having to delete the {{Crack Fic}}s originated from an [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/an-incredibly-important-announcement April Fool's contest]], and [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-1720474/deletions-35:there-has-been-an-awakening the following]] has two great cases of WaxingLyrical:
-->A phenomenon where the front door of a house in a village will [DATA EXPUNGED] once opened, [[Music/TheB52s bang, bang, banged, on the door, baby. Knocked a little louder, baby]] at -35 and three staff votes.
-->Will experience near-death situations such and getting hit by a car or falling into a ditch of fire ([[Music/JohnnyCash I fell in-to a burnin' ditch of fire/ down, down down, and the flames gettin' higher/ and it burned, burned, burned/ that ditch of fire/ that ditch of fire…]])
* The discussion of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1722 SCP-1722]] had someone suggest exposing it to the infamous 231-110-MONTAUK document just to see what it would say. The author's response:
--> [[NoodleImplements "WHY IS THERE A FUCKING WHALE."]]
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1313 SCP-1313]] becomes even funnier when you read the discussion page and the very first post explains why the author wrote it:
--> "This is what happens when you make a typo of "root beer" and then your dumb internet friends force you to write it as an article."
* In the forums for [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2115 SCP-2115]][[note]]The extra terrestrial dating site[[/note]]:
** A comment from the author of SCP-1913;
--> '''In which a hell hound fills out a dating profile'''
--> ''(Closed) So Freddie (SCP-1913-3) got a request to fill out this on tumblr.''
--> ''(Open) I'm so sorry.''
** And then comes a reply with another SCP filling out a dating profile, from the author of SCP-179. This is where the reader learns that the Thaumiel-class space goddess, who called out the Foundation on their BS after being given a "for the greater good" speech, is also hopelessly confused about dating customs, shy about anything sex-related, [[{{ArsonMurderandJaywalking}} and]] has organs made of [[{{HollywoodDensity}} neutronium]].
-->'''Note:''' Form was not filled in its entirety, leaving points from 25 onwards empty. According to timestamps of the process, SCP-179 proceeded to adopt a fetal position, then a series of positions as depicted in the Kama Sutra for the female.
** This was then addressed much later in a separate [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-13259911/scp-179-weighs-over-ten-quadrillion-kilograms forum post]], where the user calculated that SCP-179's body alone would have to weigh over ''ten quadrillion kilograms''; several dozen times the mass of Mount Everest, and also have a surface gravity of over ''18,000 Gs.''[[note]]This may not even be {{SciFi Writers Have No Sense of Scale}}, as extreme gravity was specifically mentioned in the "Physical Hazards" section of the dating profile.[[/note]] It ends with the user lampshading that it's unlikely that this information would ever be relevant, let alone useful, in any tale... Which was then proven wrong in the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/resurrection-old-foes-hub Resurrection: Old Foes]] mini-canon when Sauelsuesor's favor (one of her ultra dense hairs) became a ChekhovsGun. It also [[{{CrackShip}} pairs her]] with the virtually indestructible, perpetually suit-wearing [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1233 Moon Champion]], thus her profile finally finding a match after more than ''[[{{BrickJoke}} six real-time years]].''
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1733 SCP-1733]] is a DVR player with a recording of the season opening game for the 2010-2011 NBA season, featuring the Boston Celtics and the Miami Heat. However as the recording is played back again and again, it starts to deviate from the original, and the people in the recording gain awareness that they're stuck in some sort of GroundhogDayLoop, eventually leading to an [[ItMakesSenseInContext anti-materialistic cult ritually sacrificing some star players]] in hopes of appeasing whatever force is keeping them trapped in the seemingly-eternal loop. [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-463060/scp-1733#post-1423325 One poster]] makes a facetious jab accusing the author of writing this SCP just to throw some [[TakeThat shade]] at UsefulNotes/LeBronJames (one of the players sacrificed in an iteration of the recording).
* From the discussion of [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-4324348/scp-3935 SCP-3935]]:
-->'''The article:''' The entire student body shows up for school on Friday.
-->'''Aceofmoxes:''' As a teacher in small-town Indiana, I can say this is the most unbelievable part of the the whole [=SCiP=]. Creepy Shadows? Sure. Students falling through the floor? Poor budgets. All the students show up for school? On a Friday? Unbelievable.
-->'''The article''': The interior of the school has become non-Euclidean.
-->'''Aceofmoxes''': The interior of most schools would be non-Euclidean already. Are you saying the school was anomalously completely Euclidean before?
* By itself, SCP-4975 is an excellently creepy murder monster that can attack people even while contained, apparently manifesting a projection of itself at its victim's location. Then [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/forum/t-10037139/scp-4975#post-4128263 someone in the discussion]] summarized it as "[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure He just sends his stand at you]]."
--> '''Scented_Shadow (the author)''': Behold! This is my stand, 「The Cuckoo」!
* On the defunct official Tumblr blog, what is one potential cause for the Foundation's collapse? Why, ''Franchise/{{Kirby}}'' with a gun, [[https://web.archive.org/web/20190626191118/https://scp-wiki-official.tumblr.com/post/184333812093/the-foundation-survived-until-kirby-showed-up-with that's what]]! Made better with the only descriptor of the events being that [[NoodleIncident "it was a dark day."]]
* In the guide [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/zen-and-the-art-of-data-expunged Zen and the Art of [DATA EXPUNGED],]] the author references a quote from SCP-426, in which a man, believing himself to be a toaster, "attempted [REDACTED] with (426)." The bluntness of the author's statement is what sells it.
--> Dude fucked a toaster. I wouldn't have used that expungement, but you know that this guy died because he fucked a toaster. It's barely expunged at all.
* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/djkaktus DJkaktus]] is one of the most popular writers on the site, having written a several articles with over 1000 upvotes, being the winner of two contests and the runner up of several others. If you were to take a look at their author page, you might think that the fame is [[SarcasmMode kinda]] getting to their head.
-->VOTED WIKI'S MOST HUMBLE MAN[[note]]In a poll of djkaktuses[[/note]]
* Some of the [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scpdeclassified declassifications]] can be pretty funny in their own right. Take, for example, this excerpt from the [[https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPDeclassified/comments/fae5dx/scp5005_lamplight_declassification/ declassification of SCP-5005]]:
--> His plans don't go perfectly, as pretty much the only people who want to live in a freezing cold voidscape are edgy brooding artists who want to be pretentious. [...] The barkeeper, Osmanoglu, describes Delacroix as a sad man, who realized that his utopian paradise had failed and was now just a place for poets to be edgy and drink absinthe.
* The [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/standard-form-for-downvotes Standard Form For Downvotes]], a checklist of why one is giving an SCP author TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, including things like:
--> You appear to have accidentally posted an article intended for the Shark Punching Center (SPC). \\
[[RapeAsDrama Rape]] is just not a good SCP topic/effect. \\
Neither is [[ILoveTheDead necrophilia]]. Your SCP should keep me up at night, but not because I'm wondering when you'll be arrested. \\
[[YouKeepUsingThatWord You keep using the word "memetic."]] I do not think it means what you think it means. \\
Your SCP enters a "rage state" and you were not writing about it [[TakeThat visiting New Jersey]].
** There's a notice at the bottom of the page, warning you not to actually post the form on any articles you've downvoted. It obviously wasn't intended to be funny, but the MoodWhiplash between the snarky list and the dead-serious warning is hilarious.
* SCP-4231 is mostly ''very'' not funny and extremely dark, hence putting this here and not in the "SCP entries" section, but there is something incongruous about discovering that Clef is 5ft3.
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For context, [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/experiment-log-t-98816-oc108-682 SCP-682]] is a vaguely lizard-like... ''thing''... that has become the living embodiment of WhyWontYouDie. Hell, it has to be kept in a 5m[--3--] cube ''filled with hydrochloric acid'' just to keep it sedate (as it is ''also'' a murderous MisanthropeSupreme). [[RunningGag Naturally]], [[FailureIsTheOnlyOption other SCPs are tested to see if 682 can be killed.]] HilarityEnsues.

** It is a very friendly blob of orange goo that makes people happier. [[RunningGag Naturally]], they decided to use it on 682. HilarityEnsues.

* Pretty much everything in ''[[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/clef-and-dimitri-hit-the-road Clef & Dimitri Hit the Road]]''. The story takes two of the Foundation's most... ''peculiar'' agents, and puts them on a road trip together. [[HilarityEnsues Hijinks Ensue]].

* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/adoption-poster-pearl Adoption Poster: Pearl!]]. Wilson's Wildlife Solutions is looking to adopt out a sweet little piggy with [[GluttonousPig a bottomless appetite]] and the [[ExtremeOmnivore ability to eat anything]]. The poster has WWS's signature friendly tone and is tooth-rottingly adorable. It ends with Pearl's caretaker emailing the person who adopted her, thanking him and hoping Pearl has happy life in her new home, with the email being followed by a final collapsible. [[spoiler: "[[MoodWhiplash Ambrose Restaurants Presents Swine & Dine]]: [[BlackComedy A Unique, One-Time-Only Dining Experience.]]"]]

* The entire [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/siabhub Ship In A Bottle canon]]. To further clarify, [[BreatherEpisode it's one of the few canons that isn't]] dedicated to NightmareFuel, with its entire plotline revolving around Dr. Kondraki getting his dick stuck in a water bottle. '''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer Seriously.]]''' And to further clarify: This isn't a spoiler, because this is how it ''starts''. Even better is the decision to ship Kondraki and [[TokenEvilTeammate Dr. Clef]] in this canon, which seems mostly (if not ''entirely'' motivated) by the first author's desire to spite one anonymous homophobe from Website/{{Tumblr}} who complained about the various [=LGBTQIA+=] relationships portrayed on the site[[note]]particularly concerning the idea of Dr. Clef being gay/bisexual[[/note]], which manages to further add an extra layer of humor to the whole thing. The tagline on the canon hub page says it all:

[[caption-width-right:350:[[Main.{{NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer}} Yep, that is a toilet spirit]] [[Main.{{AssShove}} that wants to consume your tushy.]]]]

[[caption-width-right:350:Yep, that is a toilet spirit that wants to consume your tushy.]]

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Neither is necrophilia. Your SCP should keep me up at night, but not because I'm wondering when you'll be arrested. \\

-->'''Dr. Spanko:''' (cheerily) It me. [[CatchPhrase Cack!]]

* [[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999 SCP-999]]:

--> It's your problem ''now,'' suckers.

** The problem with this method makes it so overkill and extreme to make it impossible to reenact. [[spoiler:Going through the portal and coming back kills everything on Earth in the home universe. It might even kill everything in that reality everywhere. Yes it a 100% guaranteed kill, but it's a PyrrhicVictory.]]

* SCP-4231 is mostly ''very'' not funny and extremely dark, hence putting this here and not in the "SCP entries" section, but there is something incongruous about discovering that [[spoiler: Clef]] is 5ft3.

-->Notes: Seriously? I mean... [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe seriously?]] Drop it from an Aircraft and let it fall... [[WhoWouldBeStupidEnough who in the [DATA EXPUNGED.[=]=]]]

[[caption-width-right:350:''"I am the Butt Ghost. I will eat your butt!"'']]