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6th Aug '17 3:03:03 PM Sniccups
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* Another plan they don't even entertain considering is locking 682 in a cell with 173 with a picture of 096 on it. The entire idea is so stupidly suicidal that they can conclude the notes with "Denied with vehemence".

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* Another plan they don't even entertain considering is locking 682 in a cell with 173 with a picture of 096 on it. The problem is, even if 682 is killed, nothing can be done. If someone looks in, 096 attacks them. If no one looks in, 173 is loose. The entire idea is so stupidly suicidal that they can conclude the notes with "Denied with vehemence".
12th Jul '17 9:26:22 PM Kuruni
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* They even set [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2337 Dr. Spanko]] against 682 by informing him that 682 is trying to rid the world of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood gummy worms]]. He confronts 682. 682 [[spoiler: tells him to leave. He politely obeys.]]

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* They even set [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2337 Dr. Spanko]] against 682 by informing him that 682 is trying to rid the world of [[TrademarkFavoriteFood gummy worms]]. He confronts 682. 682 [[spoiler: tells him to leave. He politely obeys.]]



** "Communication" only fits what it is on a technicality. [[spoiler:They ''rap''. In ''Morse Code''. And it's ''hilarious''.]]

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** "Communication" only fits what it is on a technicality. [[spoiler:They They ''rap''. In ''Morse Code''. And it's ''hilarious''.]]



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/challenge-accepted This tale.]] It's SCP-846 and SCP-1370 [[spoiler: in a dance-off]]. The joke writes itself.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/24th-december-2008-14th-january-2009 It turns out]] [[CreepyChild SCP-040]] is a fan of WesternAnimation/RubyGloom. That's... [[FridgeBrilliance surprisingly]] [[DarkIsNotEvil appropriate]].

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/challenge-accepted This tale.]] It's SCP-846 and SCP-1370 [[spoiler: in a dance-off]].dance-off. The joke writes itself.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/24th-december-2008-14th-january-2009 It turns out]] [[CreepyChild SCP-040]] is a fan of WesternAnimation/RubyGloom. That's... [[FridgeBrilliance surprisingly]] surprisingly [[DarkIsNotEvil appropriate]].



* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/duke-till-dawn Duke til Dawn]]", in which an elaborate plan is enacted to terminate SCP-083--or, rather, [[spoiler:to ride SCP-682 like a [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures mechanical bull]]]].

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* "[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/duke-till-dawn Duke til Dawn]]", in which an elaborate plan is enacted to terminate SCP-083--or, rather, [[spoiler:to to ride SCP-682 like a [[Webcomic/MSPaintAdventures mechanical bull]]]].bull]].
29th Jun '17 2:42:02 AM calamity2007
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* Another plan they don't even entertain considering is locking 682 in a cell with 173 with a picture of 096 on it. The entire idea is so stupidly suicidal that they can conclude the notes with "Denied with vehemence".
1st Jun '17 2:09:55 AM Killerweinerdog
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-->Item Description: Glass paperweight which constantly floats exactly seven (7) centimeters above any given surface.
-->Date of Recovery: ██-██-████
-->Location of Recovery: ██████ Funeral Home in █████████, ██
-->Current Status: Shattered in [[NoodleIncident bizarre acapella accident]]. Dr. [=McCallum=] is currently being questioned.
1st Jun '17 2:05:14 AM Killerweinerdog
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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while maintenance was being performed on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"'' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.

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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while maintenance was being performed on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"'' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP Foundation had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.
1st Jun '17 2:04:48 AM Killerweinerdog
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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while doing some maintenance on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"'' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.

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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while doing some maintenance was being performed on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"'' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.
1st Jun '17 2:04:17 AM Killerweinerdog
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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while doing some maintenance on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.

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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while doing some maintenance on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"' MOONS"'' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.
1st Jun '17 2:03:30 AM Killerweinerdog
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* At some point, even [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2578 2578]] took a crack at taking 682 down. The thing was, the Foundation didn't even ask them to do so, and wasn't even expecting the attack; the result was, during a relatively quiet work day while doing some maintenance on 682's enclosure, 682 found itself being shot in the head five times, followed by 682 shouting ''"FUCK YOU AND ALL THREE OF YOUR MOONS"' at the ceiling. It's somewhat implied that the SCP had no idea what was going on until 2578 sent them an email apologizing for being unable to deal with their "unpleasant lizard" but clarifying that no, they didn't miss.
16th May '17 1:07:26 PM Routganan
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-->Memo from Dr. ████: “While the test was unsuccessful and ended in tragedy, that had to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I never thought I’d see the day when I would regard SCP-682 as “cute”. Please send me a copy of the security tapes ASAP.”
16th May '17 1:00:47 PM Routganan
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**It even amuses a doctor to the point of wanting the security tapes of the incident.
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