History Funny / SCPFoundation

19th Mar '17 4:27:32 AM SuperFeatherYoshi
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** And the very best part? The most expensive sentence in the entire article, the one that costs ten thousand US dollars? [[spoiler:It's a single character.]]

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** And the very best part? The most expensive sentence part in the entire article, the one that costs ten thousand US dollars? [[spoiler:It's a single character.]]
19th Mar '17 4:25:42 AM SuperFeatherYoshi
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** And the very best part? The most expensive sentence in the entire article, the one that costs ten thousand US dollars? [[spoiler:It's a single character.]]
9th Mar '17 7:18:22 PM SunGuyThe3rd
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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2941 SCP-2941]] has some of the most [[KafkaKomedy hilariously mean]] containment procedures on the site. The Foundation has to make a bunch of adorable fruit people miserable or else they'll grow out of control, so they have to do things like call a melon a "hideous cube" and finger-flick a peach repeatedly while counting how many times they were able to do so. [[spoiler: A D-Class ruins things by calling SCP-2941-3 "some nice round melons", which leads to the instantaneous death of him and several other people when the melon suddenly grows ridiculously huge.]]
4th Mar '17 11:25:17 AM narm00
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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of Episode IV brought a version where the only real change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into romantic tension with Han Solo), the doctor in charge can only comment "Suddenly [[Film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]] now feels even less original"

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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of Episode IV brought a version where the only real change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into developed romantic tension with Han Solo), the doctor in charge can could only comment "Suddenly [[Film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]] now feels even less original"



** Now the article has a [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an very awful DirectToVideo Bolivian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.

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** Now the article has a [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an a very awful DirectToVideo Bolivian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.
25th Feb '17 3:49:01 PM nombretomado
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*** A choice between [[EddieIzzard cake or death?]]

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*** A choice between [[EddieIzzard [[Creator/EddieIzzard cake or death?]]
22nd Feb '17 8:54:15 AM Lequinni
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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of Episode IV brought a version where the only change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into romantic tension with Han Solo), the doctor in charge can only comment "Suddenly [[Film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]]] now feels even less original"

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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of Episode IV brought a version where the only real change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into romantic tension with Han Solo), the doctor in charge can only comment "Suddenly [[Film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]]] VII]] now feels even less original"



** Now the article has a [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfFireAndIce'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an very awful DirectToVideo Peruvian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.

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** Now the article has a [[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfFireAndIce'' ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an very awful DirectToVideo Peruvian Bolivian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.
21st Feb '17 1:15:22 PM Lequinni
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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of episode IV brought a version where the only change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into a romantic relationship with Han solo), the doctor in charge can only comment "Suddenly [[film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]]] now feels even less original"

to:

** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[lafundacionscp.[[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of episode Episode IV brought a version where the only change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into a romantic relationship tension with Han solo), Solo), the doctor in charge can only comment "Suddenly [[film/TheForceAwakens [[Film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]]] now feels even less original"



** Now the article has a [[lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfFireAndIce'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an very awful DirectToVideo Peruvian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.

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** Now the article has a [[lafundacionscp.[[http://lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfFireAndIce'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an very awful DirectToVideo Peruvian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.
21st Feb '17 1:12:55 PM Lequinni
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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway".

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** Many of the article tests are related to Franchise/StarWars: the pic of the article is a pic of Creator/KurtRussell as Han Solo supposedly screencapped from one test; playing a tape of Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack shows Carl Weathers as Lando Calrissian and Billy Dee Wiliams as Han Solo, with no sign of romance between the latter character and Princess Leia; and one testing of Film/ANewHope shows a movie with a remarkable similarity to Creator/GeorgeLucas' original draft (the one with Luke Starkiller rescuing Princess Amidala and Han Solo being a bat-headed being), with the villain being played by Creator/VincentPrice of all people. Still, the doctor doing the test finds the latter film "better than the prequels anyway". And in the [[lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b extended experiments]], when another viewing of episode IV brought a version where the only change was that it was now starred by the 16-year old {{Gender Flip}}ped version of Luke (who then goes into a romantic relationship with Han solo), the doctor in charge can only comment "Suddenly [[film/TheForceAwakens Episode VII]]] now feels even less original"



*** For added fun, note the initials and last name of the investigator that approves the experimentation tests, including the one with porn tapes.

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*** For added fun, note the initials and last name of the investigator that approves the experimentation tests, including the one with porn tapes.[[spoiler: It refers to famous Japanese porn actress Maria Ozawa. In the words of one forumgoer "Foundation personnel does have very interesting cover jobs"]]
** Now the article has a [[lafundacionscp.wikidot.com/archivo-061-b experiments list]]. Highlights include the knowledge that in another universe HBO would have chosen ''Literature/TheBlackCompany'' instead of ''Literature/ASongOfFireAndIce'' for a prime time fantasy drama, the idea of a gender flipped and middle aged Franchise/JamesBond, and an very awful DirectToVideo Peruvian film having absolutely no change when reproduced.
2nd Feb '17 8:58:50 AM SorPepita
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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2006-j SCP-2006]] is an EldritchAbomination who thinks it's a MagicalGirl as a result of watching too many magical girl anime. Its TransformationSequence killed several people from the sight of it, blinded 38 people, [[Franchise/SailorMoon caused the Sailor Scouts to shriek 'KAWAII' before exploding into rainbow dust,]] and left a doctor into a coma. It also wants to fight crime, and does so by "punishing" D-Class. Don't ask.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2383-j-t SCP-2383-j's experiment report]]. This SCP's effect is to force people to make "experiments" and create crazy items that vary in nature depending on what color the liquid contained in the SCP's is. One of the results is a crossbow that gives random effects to the bolts it shoots. At one point, the researcher testing it unwittingly does a Franchise/FinalFantasy-style LimitBreak, [[CriticalHit complete with the number 9999 appearing on the target]] at the end of the attack, the target [[EverythingFades disappearing]] and [[MoneySpider money appearing on the ground]] after its "defeat".

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2006-j SCP-2006]] SCP-2006-J]] is an EldritchAbomination who thinks it's a MagicalGirl as a result of watching too many magical girl anime. Its TransformationSequence killed several people from the sight of it, blinded 38 people, [[Franchise/SailorMoon caused the Sailor Scouts to shriek 'KAWAII' before exploding into rainbow dust,]] and left a doctor into a coma. It also wants to fight crime, and does so by "punishing" D-Class. Don't ask.
* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2383-j-t SCP-2383-j's SCP-2383-J's experiment report]]. This SCP's effect is to force people to make "experiments" and create crazy items that vary in nature depending on what color the liquid contained in the SCP's is. One of the results is a crossbow that gives random effects to the bolts it shoots. At one point, the researcher testing it unwittingly does a Franchise/FinalFantasy-style LimitBreak, [[CriticalHit complete with the number 9999 appearing on the target]] at the end of the attack, the target [[EverythingFades disappearing]] and [[MoneySpider money appearing on the ground]] after its "defeat".



* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-727-j SCP 727-j]], i.e. the sun itself. This has resulted in numerous attempts to extinguish the sun.

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* [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-727-j SCP 727-j]], 727-J]], i.e. the sun itself. This has resulted in numerous attempts to extinguish the sun.
2nd Feb '17 8:49:58 AM SorPepita
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'''231:''' Well I can [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]\\

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'''231:''' Well Well, I can [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [DATA EXPUNGED]\\
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