History Funny / SCOOBYDOO

* "Me? Don't you mean Melvin Doo?!"

-->Daphne: How many times has that actually happened?
-->Shaggy: Twelve. We're not gonna do it.

--> Angry Guy (as he breaks the glass with one hand): I will CRUSH YOUR BONES INTO DUST!

--> Nice Guy: Oh! Hey, I'm sorry, man!

-->Shaggy: Twelve. We're not gonna do it.

* In the movie, Fred and Daphne swap bodies... and Fred seems very happy that he can touch Daphne's breasts now.

* Funny/ScoobyDooWhereAreYou
* Funny/WhatsNewScoobyDoo
* Funny/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated
* Funny/ScoobyDooAndTheCyberChase
* Funny/ScoobyDooMonstersUnleashed
* Funny/ScoobyDooInWheresMyMummy
* Funny/ScoobyDooLegendOfThePhantosaur

* In ''Where's My Mummy?,'' when Scooby joyously barrels into Velma much in the usual way he does to Shaggy.

* In the movie, Fred and Daphne swap bodies... and Fred seems very happy that he can touch Daphne's breasts now.
* ''Scooby Doo Where Are You?'' features the episode "Mystery Mask Mix-Up", where Shaggy tries pretending to not be scared to keep the masked figure away. How does he do this? He picks up a stick and draws a line on the floor, daring him to cross it. He does this several times before the figure finally just takes Shaggy's stick and breaks it.

* In one ''What's New'' episode they try something different and have Fred and Shaggy pair up when it's time to split up. It gets awkward.
-->'''Fred:''' So... did you see the game last night?
-->'''Shaggy:''' I'm not one for sports.
-->'''Fred:''' Oh...
-->'''Shaggy:''' Wanna go get something to eat?
-->'''Fred:''' Naah, I'm not hungry.
-->'''Shaggy:''' Oh...
-->'''Fred:''' From now on let's split up like we normally do.
-->'''Shaggy:''' Agreed.

* In ''Legend of the Phantosaur'', we get the OneSceneWonder that is [[KlatchianCoffee Shaky Joe]].
-->'''Shaggy:''' Hey, Shaky Joe, what do you do for fun?
-->'''Shaky Joe:''' I KNIT.
-->''(holds up a tangled mess of thread)''
-->'''Shaky Joe:''' IT'S A SCARF.
* From the second live action movie, while Scooby and Shaggy are surrounded by costumes of previous monsters that have been brought to life.
--> '''Shaggy''': We have to remain ''calm''.
--> '''Scooby''': (screams in fear)
--> '''Shaggy''': CALM, Scooby Doo! You're not being CALM!
--> '''Scooby''': (slaps him)
--> '''Shaggy''': I needed that!
--> '''Scooby''': (slaps him again)
--> '''Shaggy''': I needed that, too!
--> '''Scooby''': (punches him)
--> '''Shaggy''': '''You're pushing your luck, Scoob!'''
** Or how about when they encounter a monster that they're not afraid of: the Cotton Candy Glob. The monster's OhCrap is completely understandable.

* In the movie, Fred and Daphne swap bodies... and Fred seems very happy that he can touch Daphne's breasts now.

* In the movie, Fred and Daphne swap bodies... and Fred seems very happy that he can touch Daphnes breasts now.

* ''The Scooby-Doo Show'''s "A Highland Fling With a Monstrous Thing" has a surreal gag where Shaggy literally runs into an old skeleton hanging from some chains. The skeleton swings and twitches on its chains to the point where, as Shaggy escapes in panic, it ''hops off and runs away'', mirroring Shaggy's run. It's utterly nonsensical and strangely hilarious.

* ''The Scooby-Doo Show'''s "A Highland Fling With a Monstrous Thing" has a surreal gag where Shaggy literally runs into an old skeleton hanging from some chains. The skeleton swings and twitches on its chains, then, as Shaggy escapes in panic, it ''hops off and runs away'' in the opposite direction.

** Or how about when they encounter a monster that they're not afraid of: the Cotton Candy Glob. The monster's OhCrap is completely understandable.

--> '''Shaggy''': '''You're pushing your luck, Scoob!'''

-->'''Shaky Joe:''' IT'S A SCARF.

* In ''Legend of the Phantosaur'', we get the OneSceneWonder that is [[MustHaveCaffeine Shaky Joe]].