History Funny / RockosModernLife

* "Deat John", in which Rocko and Heffer follow instructions from a DIY book on how to fix their kitchen ...only to turn it into a bathroom. They call upon the author's services to help out, and come back later only to discover that ''every room has been converted into a bathroom.'' Yes, [[ShapedLikeItself even the bathroom]].

* "Deat John", in which Rocko and Heffer follow instructions from a DIY book on how to fix their garage...only to turn it into a bathroom. They call upon the author's services to help out, and come back later only to discover that ''every room has been converted into a bathroom.'' Yes, [[ShapedLikeItself even the bathroom]].

* In "Canned", we see a brief scene with two geeks talking, and one of them is going on about how the "elf wenches" in his favorite fantasy comic are so much hotter than real women. His friend replies "Wow... [[EvenNerdsHaveStandards you're an]] ''[[EvenNerdsHaveStandards idiot]]''."

-->'''First Nerd:''' You'll never be satisfied with a mortal women, because the elf wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... ''(sniffs, eyes dilate)'' ''Yes.''
-->'''Second Nerd:''' Wow... you're an ''idiot''.

--> Kid: Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found, an angel gets its wings!

* Wacky Deli, so much.

** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdrPMCqur4&feature=related Wait a minute... this is a pig.]]
* At the dinner table when Heff's grandfather yells, "I say we eat the beaver!" Meaning Rocko.

--> Kid: Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found an angel gets its wings!
--> Kid's Dad: You're teacher's full of snot!

** And they keep on singing as Rocko tries to get into City Hall, eventually leading to this:

** Even funnier in retrospect; that episode was one of the ones written by [[Phineas and Ferb Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh.]]

* Heffer's dysfunctional family arguing in "Who's for Dinner?" "That's it, the bake sale is off!"

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lwHPNea0aY&feature=related You're an idiot]].

* The entirety of the Bachelor Party scene in ''The Big Answer'', from when Heffer gets [[DrunkOnMilk Drunk On Ice Cream]] to him ''somehow'' getting the plane serving as an ice cream restaurant to FLY, and finally the guys waking up and Rocko promising never to eat ice cream again. Remember kids, this is what a hangover feels like.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdrPMCqur4&feature=related Wait a minute... this is a pig.]]

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erdrPMCqur4&feature=related Wait a minute... this is a pig.]]

* In the episode "Pipe Dreams", Rocko and Heffer are trying to unclog a toilet. Cue fake commercial for a drain cleaner known as "Tropical Plumber". Heffer squeezes the bottle, and a lemon, a banana, and a pineapple start singing and dancing. They get into a canoe and are about to go down into the toilet to do their thing, when they are eaten by Spunky. The jungle disappears, and they are once again standing miserably in the flooding bathroom.

* The part in the episode "Pipe Dreams" with the singing fruit (representing drain unclogging liquid which evidently smells like tropical fruit) doing their little song and dance ([[EarWorm Tropical Plumber, Hey! Unclog your pipes today!]])...only to be eaten by Spunky.
** Their screaming as they got eaten was HILARIOUS.

** I believe the true highlight of that episode is when he SITS on the bird, and it slow settles into Rocko and Heffer... until they both scream and Heffer runs off with Rocko, having the bird still tied to his nose, dragged around.

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHM3uuzBwRg&feature=related "I'm a wild pig!"]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j7bGDv9hY0&feature=related The crazy bus driver]] from "I See London, I See France".
** The Crazy tour guide was funny enough, but add in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBmrkvrP_6M&feature=related the Benny Hill theme]] and it's HILARIOUS (and FITS)