History Funny / RockosModernLife

18th Aug '16 8:19:59 AM RashandFierce
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* Every time Ed and Bev have GRatedSex...which ''always'' involves breaking plates (and occasionally other glass/porcelain materials, such as a ''toilet'') with their tongues. [[CasualKink Kinky.]]

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* Every time Ed and Bev have GRatedSex...which ''always'' involves breaking plates (and occasionally other glass/porcelain materials, such as a ''toilet'') with their tongues. [[CasualKink Kinky.]]]]
* Rocko becoming a mean boss to Filburt in "Power Trip" can be BlackComedy to some.
-->'''Rocko:''' How are you supposed to do that '''''STANDING AROUND IN MY OFFICE?!'''''
27th Jul '16 7:37:23 AM mlsmithca
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** The driver's ed film: "The automobile: A means of transportation, or a life-threatening speed casket? You decide. This is the invention lab, where they test a lot of things that are really cool. Experts are assembling life-like dummies to test the impact of a car crash. (A scientist puts together a handful of tomatoes and draws a smiley face on one of them.) You may find this experiment silly. Well just let me tell YOU something buddy: It's NOT. Remember, this could be YOU and your family! What you are about to see is a graphic depiction... and it gets kind of messy." (The car smashes into a wall, turning the tomatoes into goo. Students are heard vomiting and crying.)
*** And yes, ''even the driver's ed film'' warns Rocko not to get the fat guy.

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** The driver's ed film: "The automobile: A means of transportation, or a life-threatening speed casket? You decide. This is the invention lab, where they test a lot of things that are really cool. Experts are assembling life-like dummies to test the impact of a car crash. (A scientist puts together a handful of tomatoes and draws a smiley face on one of them.) You may find this experiment silly. Well just let me tell YOU something buddy: It's NOT. Remember, this could be YOU and your family! What you are about to see is a graphic depiction... and it gets kind of messy." (The car smashes into a wall, turning the tomatoes into goo. Students are heard vomiting and crying.)
***
) And yes, ''even the driver's ed film'' warns Rocko not to get the fat guy.guy.
** The following exchange from the final scene:
---> '''Kid''': Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found, [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife an angel gets its wings!]]
---> '''Kid's Dad''': [[BrutalHonesty Your teacher's full of snot!]]



* The entirety of "Bye Bye Birdie", especially the part where Heffer dresses Filbert's bird Turdy [[Film/WeekendAtBernies in surfer clothes]] [[OfCorpseHesAlive after accidentally killing him]]. The look on Heffer's face when he was watching Turdy's corpse on the record player playing surfer music was HILARIOUS.
** Heffer is asked briefly to speak at an impromptu funeral for Filbert's dead bird. He uses a variation of a certain PlaygroundSong:

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* The entirety of "Bye Bye Birdie", especially the part where Heffer dresses Filbert's Filburt's bird Turdy [[Film/WeekendAtBernies in surfer clothes]] [[OfCorpseHesAlive after accidentally killing him]]. The look on Heffer's face when he was watching Turdy's corpse on the record player playing surfer music was HILARIOUS.
** Heffer is asked briefly to speak at an impromptu funeral for Filbert's Filburt's dead bird. He uses a variation of a certain PlaygroundSong:



-->'''Filbert:''' That's enough of that!

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-->'''Filbert:''' -->'''Filburt:''' That's enough of that!



** How about when Rocko finally has to break the news to Filbert? He takes it very well, explaining that Turdy was a rare subspecies of bird with a short lifespan who actually lasted a long time and, even though he'll miss his pet, life goes on. Cue Heffer popping out of the house.

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** How about when Rocko finally has to break the news to Filbert? Filburt? He takes it very well, explaining that Turdy was a rare subspecies of bird with a short lifespan who actually lasted a long time and, even though he'll miss his pet, life goes on. Cue Heffer popping out of the house.



--->'''Dark Groundskeeper''': ''(One of his mooks leaves as his base flashes red sirens)'' Mr Leslie, get back to your post! I need a status report! Somebody tell me something! ''(Sees Heffer's air craft coming right towards him.)'' What the- AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Heffer''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Mooks''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Conglomo executive''': ''(While shaking Mr.Bighead around)'' NOOOOOOO!
--->'''Announcers''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Squirrels''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Rocko''': ([[OutOfFocus Sitting at home with Spunky]]) AAAAAHHHH!!!!

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--->'''Dark -->'''Dark Groundskeeper''': ''(One of his mooks leaves as his base flashes red sirens)'' Mr Leslie, get back to your post! I need a status report! Somebody tell me something! ''(Sees Heffer's air craft coming right towards him.)'' What the- AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Heffer''': -->'''Heffer''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Mooks''': -->'''Mooks''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Conglomo -->'''Conglomo executive''': ''(While shaking Mr.Bighead around)'' NOOOOOOO!
--->'''Announcers''': -->'''Announcers''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Squirrels''': -->'''Squirrels''': AAAAAHHHH!!!!
--->'''Rocko''': -->'''Rocko''': ([[OutOfFocus Sitting at home with Spunky]]) AAAAAHHHH!!!!



** During the ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' portion (renamed ''Hansel and Debbie'' by Heffer), Rocko and Heffer argue over whether the witch lives in a house made of healthy snacks, or one made of pizza. This causes the house to repeatedly switch between two appearances. Filbert ends the spat by saying the witch lives in a house made of fishsticks, with the sound of a foghorn accompanying this final change.
* Filbert at the vet in "Down the Hatch":

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** During the ''Literature/HanselAndGretel'' portion (renamed ''Hansel and Debbie'' by Heffer), Rocko and Heffer argue over whether the witch lives in a house made of healthy snacks, or one made of pizza. This causes the house to repeatedly switch between two appearances. Filbert Filburt ends the spat by saying the witch lives in a house made of fishsticks, with the sound of a foghorn accompanying this final change.
* Filbert Filburt at the vet in "Down the Hatch":



-->Rocko: "...And that's why I can't punch you in the nose."
-->Dingo: "Oh, please won't you?"
-->Rocko: [[NotSoAboveItAll "Okay!" *WHAM* "Heh heh..."]]
-->Dingo: Thank you so much.

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-->Rocko: "...-->'''Rocko:''' ...And that's why I can't punch you in the nose."
-->Dingo: "Oh,
nose.
-->'''Dingo:''' Oh,
please won't you?"
-->Rocko:
you?
-->'''Rocko:'''
[[NotSoAboveItAll "Okay!" *WHAM* "Heh heh..."]]
-->Dingo:
Okay!]] ''[WHAM]'' Heh heh...
-->'''Dingo:'''
Thank you so much.



-->'''Heffer:''' *peeks out of the bushes* Hey, you leave our friend alone, you big bully!
-->'''Filburt:''' [[UnusualEuphemism Let's roast his onion!]] *jumps from the roof*

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-->'''Heffer:''' *peeks ''[peeks out of the bushes* bushes]'' Hey, you leave our friend alone, you big bully!
-->'''Filburt:''' [[UnusualEuphemism Let's roast his onion!]] *jumps ''[jumps from the roof*roof]''



-->Heffer: Alright! I got a strike!
-->Rocko: Yes, Heffer, but unfortunately, it wasn't in our lane.
-->Heffer: Oh... does that matter?

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-->Heffer: -->'''Heffer:''' Alright! I got a strike!
-->Rocko: -->'''Rocko:''' Yes, Heffer, but unfortunately, it wasn't in our lane.
-->Heffer: -->'''Heffer:''' Oh... does that matter?



-->'''Filbert:''' Mayday, mayday! We're goin' down like a lead rake! We can't fly, we ate too much ice cream, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my friend's from Australia]]! Wait a minute... this is a pig.

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-->'''Filbert:''' -->'''Filburt:''' Mayday, mayday! We're goin' down like a lead rake! We can't fly, we ate too much ice cream, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking my friend's from Australia]]! Wait a minute... this is a pig.



* The following exchange from "Skid Marks":
--> '''Kid''': Daddy! Daddy! Teacher says every time a gas cap is found, [[Film/ItsAWonderfulLife an angel gets its wings!]]
--> '''Kid's Dad''': [[BrutalHonesty Your teacher's full of snot!]]



** Filbert doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[RapidFireNo No No No No No No]]! I ain't giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours, fat boy! These babies are mine!"
** Also Heffer's facial reactions to seeing Filbert being all OCD with his chips.
** After Heffer eats Filbert's chips, Filbert goes utterly berserk, force-feeding Heffer the chip bag, a car engine, and the light bulb-which lights up due to all the potatoes Heffer ate.

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** Filbert Filburt doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[RapidFireNo No No No No No No]]! I ain't giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours, fat boy! These babies are mine!"
** Also Heffer's facial reactions to seeing Filbert Filburt being all OCD with his chips.
** After Heffer eats Filbert's Filburt's chips, Filbert Filburt goes utterly berserk, force-feeding Heffer the chip bag, a car engine, and the light bulb-which bulb - which lights up due to all the potatoes Heffer ate.



** Heffer and Fliburt's [[OhCrap reaction]] when Rocko spots them.

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** Heffer and Fliburt's Filburt's [[OhCrap reaction]] when Rocko spots them.



-->'''Rocko:''' That's ''my'' nakedness!\\

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-->'''Rocko:''' --->'''Rocko:''' That's ''my'' nakedness!\\



--> '''Rocko''': BUY THEM! BUY THEM ALL!!! I'll pay you back somehow! She'll take them ALL!

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--> ---> '''Rocko''': BUY THEM! BUY THEM ALL!!! I'll pay you back somehow! She'll take them ALL!



* Bev, on increasing productivity at Conglom-O in "She's The Toad"

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* Bev, on increasing productivity at Conglom-O in "She's The Toad"Toad":



--> '''Bev''': {{Beat}} Never mind.
* "Flu-In-U-Enza"
** Anything involving Dr. Ben Dova and the burly hippo nurse. "I thought I strapped you to the bed!"

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--> '''Bev''': {{Beat}} ''[{{Beat}}]'' Never mind.
* "Flu-In-U-Enza"
**
"Flu-In-U-Enza": Anything involving Dr. Ben Dova and the burly hippo nurse. "I thought I strapped you to the bed!"



--> '''Announcer''': It's not new. It's not original. It isn't even very interesting. But it ''is'' coming this summer.\\

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--> ---> '''Announcer''': It's not new. It's not original. It isn't even very interesting. But it ''is'' coming this summer.\\
12th Jul '16 9:12:13 AM ThatBitterTase
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** The RunningGag: "You keep YOUR bird away from MY MONKEY!" [[spoiler:And the BrickJoke that results.]]
11th Jul '16 10:39:05 AM MsChibi
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** Heffer's epic belch at the talent show, which blows out the windows.

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** Heffer's epic belch at the talent show, which blows out the windows.windows.
* Every time Ed and Bev have GRatedSex...which ''always'' involves breaking plates (and occasionally other glass/porcelain materials, such as a ''toilet'') with their tongues. [[CasualKink Kinky.]]
9th Jul '16 10:53:33 PM MsChibi
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** [[TalkingInBed This exchange]]:
--> '''Bev''': Ed, would you say that current volume statistics this quarter are-
--> '''Ed''': Garbage day is a very dangerous day...
--> '''Bev''': {{Beat}} Never mind.
26th May '16 11:05:16 AM speedyboris
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* "Belch of Destiny": Heffer impersonating Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' by practicing his belches in front of a mirror.

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* "Belch of Destiny": Heffer impersonating Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' by while practicing his belches in front of a mirror.
26th May '16 11:04:28 AM speedyboris
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** Then after Hef passes out, Rocko asks IsThereADoctorInTheHouse and the restaurant is full of them. No, they don't help.

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** Then after Hef passes out, Rocko asks IsThereADoctorInTheHouse and the restaurant is full of them. No, they don't help.help.
* "Belch of Destiny": Heffer impersonating Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' by practicing his belches in front of a mirror.
--> '''Heffer''': ''(belch-talking)'' You talkin' to me? I said are you talkin' to me?
** Heffer's epic belch at the talent show, which blows out the windows.
26th May '16 10:46:57 AM Redmess
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** Made especially funny by showing someone deliberately typing that sentence and putting it into a cookie, poking fun at the fact that those things, including the negative ones, were written by someone beforehand.
13th May '16 2:38:48 PM needlessexposition
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* The crazy bus driver from "I See London, I See France".

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* The crazy bus driver from "I See London, I See France".France" who chased after Rocko and Heffer even when they were on their flight out of Paris.
-->[[NoIndoorVoice "GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!"]]



** The driver's ed film: "The automobile: A means of transportation, or a life-threatening speed casket? You decide. This is the invention lab, where they test a lot of things that are really cool. Experts are assembling life-like dummies to test the impact of a car crash. (A scientist puts together a handful of tomatoes and draws a smiley face on one of them.) You may find this experiment silly. Well just let me tell YOU something buddy: It's NOT. Remember, this could be YOU and your family! What you are about to see is a graphic depiction... and it gets kind of messy." (The car smashes into a wall, turning the tomatoes into goo. Students are heard vomiting.)

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** The driver's ed film: "The automobile: A means of transportation, or a life-threatening speed casket? You decide. This is the invention lab, where they test a lot of things that are really cool. Experts are assembling life-like dummies to test the impact of a car crash. (A scientist puts together a handful of tomatoes and draws a smiley face on one of them.) You may find this experiment silly. Well just let me tell YOU something buddy: It's NOT. Remember, this could be YOU and your family! What you are about to see is a graphic depiction... and it gets kind of messy." (The car smashes into a wall, turning the tomatoes into goo. Students are heard vomiting.vomiting and crying.)



-->'''Rocko:''' '''''SHADDUP!'''''

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-->'''Rocko:''' '''''SHADDUP!''''''''''[[BigShutUp SHADDUP!]]'''''



-->'''Filbert:''' That's enough!

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-->'''Filbert:''' That's enough!enough of that!



'''Filburt''': No! [[ItCameFromTheFridge She moved yesterday!]]

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'''Filburt''': No! [[ItCameFromTheFridge She moved yesterday!]]yesterday!]] Don't listen to him, Margaret!
** Funnier still is that he throws the loaf of bread away instantly to take a jar of sauce from the doctor.



* The end of the episode where Rocko's childhood bully pays him a visit as an adult... and asks him to punch him in retribution for all his mistreatment.

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* The end of the episode where Rocko's childhood bully Dingo pays him a visit as an adult... adult who has chosen a life of peace and nonviolence...and Dingo asks him Rocko to punch him in retribution for all his mistreatment.



-->Bully: "Oh, please won't you?"

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-->Bully: -->Dingo: "Oh, please won't you?"



-->Dingo: Thank you so much.
** And then Hef and Filb beat Dingo up despite being within earshot of that conversation.
-->'''Heffer:''' *peeks out of the bushes* Hey, you leave our friend alone, you big bully!
-->'''Filburt:''' [[UnusualEuphemism Let's roast his onion!]] *jumps from the roof*



** Filbert doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[RapidFireNo No No No No No No]]! I aint giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours, fat boy! These babies are mine!"

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** Filbert doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[RapidFireNo No No No No No No]]! I aint ain't giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours, fat boy! These babies are mine!"



--> '''Heffer''': It's either a radiator, or a hose, or a piece of radiator hose. I win!

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--> '''Heffer''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs It's either a radiator, or a hose, or a piece of radiator hose. I win!win!]]



-->'''Heffer''': Rocko, I know exactly what you're trying to say, Rocko. I think Jenny Rose said it best when we were in the third grade.

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-->'''Heffer''': Rocko, I know exactly what you're trying to say, Rocko. I think Jenny Rose said it best when we were in the third grade.
20th Apr '16 11:09:28 AM needlessexposition
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-->'''Both''': "Mrs. Leiderwitz, my bottom bubbled!" ''they laugh [[MoodWhiplash until Hef starts choking]]''

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-->'''Both''': "Mrs. Leiderwitz, my bottom bubbled!" ''they laugh [[MoodWhiplash until Hef starts choking]]''choking]]''
** Then after Hef passes out, Rocko asks IsThereADoctorInTheHouse and the restaurant is full of them. No, they don't help.
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