History Funny / RockosModernLife

26th May '16 11:05:16 AM speedyboris
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* "Belch of Destiny": Heffer impersonating Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' by practicing his belches in front of a mirror.

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* "Belch of Destiny": Heffer impersonating Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' by while practicing his belches in front of a mirror.
26th May '16 11:04:28 AM speedyboris
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** Then after Hef passes out, Rocko asks IsThereADoctorInTheHouse and the restaurant is full of them. No, they don't help.

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** Then after Hef passes out, Rocko asks IsThereADoctorInTheHouse and the restaurant is full of them. No, they don't help.help.
* "Belch of Destiny": Heffer impersonating Creator/RobertDeNiro in ''Film/TaxiDriver'' by practicing his belches in front of a mirror.
--> '''Heffer''': ''(belch-talking)'' You talkin' to me? I said are you talkin' to me?
** Heffer's epic belch at the talent show, which blows out the windows.
26th May '16 10:46:57 AM Redmess
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** Made especially funny by showing someone deliberately typing that sentence and putting it into a cookie, poking fun at the fact that those things, including the negative ones, were written by someone beforehand.
13th May '16 2:38:48 PM needlessexposition
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* The crazy bus driver from "I See London, I See France".

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* The crazy bus driver from "I See London, I See France".France" who chased after Rocko and Heffer even when they were on their flight out of Paris.
-->[[NoIndoorVoice "GET BACK ON THE BUUUUUUUUUUSSSS!"]]



** The driver's ed film: "The automobile: A means of transportation, or a life-threatening speed casket? You decide. This is the invention lab, where they test a lot of things that are really cool. Experts are assembling life-like dummies to test the impact of a car crash. (A scientist puts together a handful of tomatoes and draws a smiley face on one of them.) You may find this experiment silly. Well just let me tell YOU something buddy: It's NOT. Remember, this could be YOU and your family! What you are about to see is a graphic depiction... and it gets kind of messy." (The car smashes into a wall, turning the tomatoes into goo. Students are heard vomiting.)

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** The driver's ed film: "The automobile: A means of transportation, or a life-threatening speed casket? You decide. This is the invention lab, where they test a lot of things that are really cool. Experts are assembling life-like dummies to test the impact of a car crash. (A scientist puts together a handful of tomatoes and draws a smiley face on one of them.) You may find this experiment silly. Well just let me tell YOU something buddy: It's NOT. Remember, this could be YOU and your family! What you are about to see is a graphic depiction... and it gets kind of messy." (The car smashes into a wall, turning the tomatoes into goo. Students are heard vomiting.vomiting and crying.)



-->'''Rocko:''' '''''SHADDUP!'''''

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-->'''Rocko:''' '''''SHADDUP!''''''''''[[BigShutUp SHADDUP!]]'''''



-->'''Filbert:''' That's enough!

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-->'''Filbert:''' That's enough!enough of that!



'''Filburt''': No! [[ItCameFromTheFridge She moved yesterday!]]

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'''Filburt''': No! [[ItCameFromTheFridge She moved yesterday!]]yesterday!]] Don't listen to him, Margaret!
** Funnier still is that he throws the loaf of bread away instantly to take a jar of sauce from the doctor.



* The end of the episode where Rocko's childhood bully pays him a visit as an adult... and asks him to punch him in retribution for all his mistreatment.

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* The end of the episode where Rocko's childhood bully Dingo pays him a visit as an adult... adult who has chosen a life of peace and nonviolence...and Dingo asks him Rocko to punch him in retribution for all his mistreatment.



-->Bully: "Oh, please won't you?"

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-->Bully: -->Dingo: "Oh, please won't you?"



-->Dingo: Thank you so much.
** And then Hef and Filb beat Dingo up despite being within earshot of that conversation.
-->'''Heffer:''' *peeks out of the bushes* Hey, you leave our friend alone, you big bully!
-->'''Filburt:''' [[UnusualEuphemism Let's roast his onion!]] *jumps from the roof*



** Filbert doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[RapidFireNo No No No No No No]]! I aint giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours, fat boy! These babies are mine!"

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** Filbert doesn't want Heffer to eat his potato chips. "Oh [[RapidFireNo No No No No No No]]! I aint ain't giving him nothing. I got plans for these chips. You ate yours, fat boy! These babies are mine!"



--> '''Heffer''': It's either a radiator, or a hose, or a piece of radiator hose. I win!

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--> '''Heffer''': [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs It's either a radiator, or a hose, or a piece of radiator hose. I win!win!]]



-->'''Heffer''': Rocko, I know exactly what you're trying to say, Rocko. I think Jenny Rose said it best when we were in the third grade.

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-->'''Heffer''': Rocko, I know exactly what you're trying to say, Rocko. I think Jenny Rose said it best when we were in the third grade.
20th Apr '16 11:09:28 AM needlessexposition
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-->'''Both''': "Mrs. Leiderwitz, my bottom bubbled!" ''they laugh [[MoodWhiplash until Hef starts choking]]''

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-->'''Both''': "Mrs. Leiderwitz, my bottom bubbled!" ''they laugh [[MoodWhiplash until Hef starts choking]]''choking]]''
** Then after Hef passes out, Rocko asks IsThereADoctorInTheHouse and the restaurant is full of them. No, they don't help.
20th Apr '16 11:05:50 AM needlessexposition
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'''Announcer''': ''Dracula:'' It's been... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Done. To. DEATH.]]

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'''Announcer''': ''Dracula:'' It's been... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Done. To. DEATH.]]]]
* In "To Heck and Back," Rocko tries to have a serious conversation with Heffer about how greedy and gluttonous Heffer can be (ordering a lot of food and leaving Rocko with the check) but Hef is ComicallyMissingThePoint.
-->'''Heffer''': Rocko, I know exactly what you're trying to say, Rocko. I think Jenny Rose said it best when we were in the third grade.
-->'''Both''': "Mrs. Leiderwitz, my bottom bubbled!" ''they laugh [[MoodWhiplash until Hef starts choking]]''
25th Feb '16 6:56:47 AM speedyboris
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'''Filburt''': Or Cheese!

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'''Filburt''': Or Cheese!Cheese!\\
25th Feb '16 6:56:38 AM speedyboris
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** During the storyboarding scene, Heffer keeps making suggestions/changes until finally...
--->'''Heffer:''' Do we really need the cheese at all?
*** Of course, Filbert was not pleased hearing that.

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** During the The storyboarding scene, perhaps the funniest two minutes in the history of the show. After hours of Heffer keeps making suggestions/changes until finally...
--->'''Heffer:'''
and Filburt throwing around story ideas, with an exhausted Rocko endlessly drawing new boards, he finally snaps:
---> '''Rocko''': OKAY! So Betty Bologna wakes up and says, "Oh, what a beautiful day!" And then she hears the telephone ringing-\\
'''Heffer''': Or doorbell.\\
'''Rocko''': ''(aggravated)'' OR DOORBELL, ringing, and she answers and says "Hello." And then The Salami-\\
'''Filburt''': Or Cheese!
'''Rocko''': OR CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!... says, [[MotorMouth "I hate bologna!" and attacks her through the phone, while belching, while all this stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time!]] ''(grits teeth; then wrings pointer calmly)'' Okey-dokey? Soooo, then.... she walks up to the counter, and-\\
'''Heffer''': HOLD IT!\\
'''Rocko''': ...WHAAAAAAAAATTTT?!?!?!\\
'''Heffer''': Hmm, ya know... I've been thinking.\\
'''Rocko''': YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS?!?!?!\\
'''Heffer:''' ''(long {{Beat}} as Heffer smugly smiles)'' ...
Do we really need the cheese at all?
*** Of course, Filbert was not pleased hearing that.
all?\\
'''Filburt''': Whhaaaaaat?! Why you big stupid!\\
''(the two resume arguing as Rocko looks fed up)''
4th Feb '16 9:50:34 AM speedyboris
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'''Guy 1''': All right, Dracula, you're in for it now.\\
1st Feb '16 4:22:49 PM jmac9345
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** And they keep on singing as Rocko tries to get into City Hall, leading to this:\

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** And they keep on singing as Rocko tries to get into City Hall, leading to this:\this:
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