History Funny / Rejected

---> "Say, do you want to go see a movie?" \\

--> "[[SelfDeprecatingHumor I]] am a [[OnlyInItForTheMoney consumer whore]]!" \\

* "My anus is bleeding!" Adding to the humor is the song underscoring the entire scene, including the part before the bleeding, is "Nu är det jul igen"[[labelnote:Translation]]Now it's Christmas again[[/labelnote]], a [[SoundtrackDissonance happy, upbeat Swedish Christmas song]].
** The fact that everyone keeps cheering even as the poor guy screams in horror about it.

-->"'''A MONKEY POURED CYOFFEE IN MY MBOOTS!!'''"

* ''Silly Hats ONLY''

* "My anus is bleeding!" Admit it, you laughed. (If you listen carefully, you can even hear ''the voice actor'' [[{{Corpsing}} fighting back laughter]] during the last delivery.)
** Even better: the song underscoring the entire scene, including the part before the bleeding, is "Nu är det jul igen"[[labelnote:Translation]]Now it's Christmas again[[/labelnote]], a [[SoundtrackDissonance happy, upbeat Swedish Christmas song]].

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[[caption-width-right:296:"My spoon is too big."]]

* "My anus is bleeding!" Admit it, you laughed. (If you listen carefully, you can even hear ''the voice actor'' fighting back laughter during the last delivery.)

---> "[[SelfDeprecatingHumor I]] am a [[OnlyInItForTheMoney consumer whore]]!" \\

* The segment [[StylisticSuck drawn with Don Hertzfeldt's left hand]].

** This one is probably the best-known and most often-quoted:
---> "[[SelfDeprecatingHumor I]] am a [[OnlyInItForTheMoney consumer whore]]!" \\
"''And how''!"

* "My anus is bleeding!" Admit it, you laughed.

* "I am the queen of France!" as [[NightmareFuel scary as it was]], the way he said it and the little dance he did to go with it made it [[BloodyHilarious pretty darn hilarious]].