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9	* "My spoon is too big."
10	* ''Silly Hats [[SeriousBusiness ONLY]]''
11	* The {{Non Sequitur}}s from ThoseTwoGuys, at least until things [[NightmareFuel get freaky]].
12	-->"Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?"\
13	"I live in a giant bucket."
14	** The very best one is, of course:
15	--->"Say, do you want to go see a movie?" \
16	"I'm feeling fat, and sassy." \
17	"'''DOYOOOOOOOOOOOO!'''" \
18	"'''GAIAAAAAAAAAAAA!'''" \
19	"'''YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!'''" ''[eye pops and explodes in a [[HighPressureBlood fountain of blood]]]'' \
20	"'''WOAAAAHHHHHHHHH!'''" \
21	"'''DOAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!'''" \
22	"'''WOAAAAHHHHHHHH!'''" \
23	"'''''HYEEEEEEUGGGGHHHHHHHH'''''"
24	* "You're watching ''The Family Learning Channel''. And now, [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext angry ticks fire out of my nipples]]."
25	* "My anus is bleeding!" Adding to the humor is the song underscoring the entire scene, including the part before the bleeding, is "Nu är det jul igen"[[labelnote:Translation]]Now it's Christmas again[[/labelnote]], a [[SoundtrackDissonance happy, upbeat Swedish Christmas song]]. Also, the fact that everyone keeps cheering even as the poor guy screams in horror about it.
26	-->"For the love of God and all that is holy! ''MY ANUS IS BLEEDING—"''\
27	"YAAAAAAAAAY!"
28	* "I am the queen of France!" as [[NightmareFuel scary as it was]], the way he said it and the little dance he did to go with it made it [[BloodyHilarious pretty darn hilarious]].
29	* The "slogan" for the "Kelp Dip" commercial, which is the best-known and most often-quoted Rejected jokes:
30	-->"[[SelfDeprecatingHumor I]] am a [[OnlyInItForTheMoney consumer whore]]!" \
31	"''And how''!"
32	* The segment [[StylisticSuck drawn with Don Hertzfeldt's left hand]].
33	-->"'''A MONKEY POURED CYOFFEE IN MY MBOOTS!!'''"

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