History Funny / RedAlert3Paradox

2nd Aug '16 4:20:04 AM SuperFeatherYoshi
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*** The GLA's fails seem like a perfectly realistic representation of the competence of the groups that inspired them.

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*** The GLA's fails seem like a perfectly realistic representation of the competence of the groups that inspired them.them.
* In "The World of Tomorrow", several major Allied cities are introduced, including Boston, Geneva, Sydney, and... Yye, rrrerrre-kkkkllaii, the capital of the United Allied Pods, a nation of dolphins.
3rd Nov '15 3:32:50 AM SuperFeatherYoshi
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** Some of the GagSubs for these are hilarious enough on their own, for example the Steel Ronin is described as posing for a Tourist's Camera. Similarly the Desolator's Image is described as a "Comic Book Supervillain" based on it called "The Desolator".

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** Some of the GagSubs [[FunWithSubtitles Gag Subs]] for these are hilarious enough on their own, for example the Steel Ronin is described as posing for a Tourist's Camera. Similarly the Desolator's Image is described as a "Comic Book Supervillain" based on it called "The Desolator".
3rd Nov '15 3:31:41 AM SuperFeatherYoshi
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*** [=FutureTech=] tried advertising their [[AnIcePerson Cryo-Legionaires]] as front-line troops complete with a comic book series "[[ComicBook/Spiderman The Amazing Cryo-Man]]", only [[HilaritySues to be sued by]] the Rocketeer Corps.

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*** [=FutureTech=] tried advertising their [[AnIcePerson Cryo-Legionaires]] as front-line troops complete with a comic book series "[[ComicBook/Spiderman "[[ComicBook/{{Spiderman}} The Amazing Cryo-Man]]", only [[HilaritySues to be sued by]] the Rocketeer Corps.
11th Jul '15 1:43:57 PM MaddKossack115
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* Plenty from the user-made, under-construction [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Paradox_Tutorial tutorial]].

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* Plenty from the user-made, under-construction [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Paradox_Tutorial [[http://paradox-modfanmadebackup.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Tutorial tutorial]].



*** The [[DeathFromAbove Harbringer Gunship]], already too expensive to maintain, completely grounded any chances it had by [[FriendlyFireproof blowing up several friendlies]] [[NoodleIncident at the Battle of Flanders]].

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*** The [[DeathFromAbove Harbringer Harbinger Gunship]], already too expensive to maintain, completely grounded any chances it had by [[FriendlyFireproof blowing up several friendlies]] [[NoodleIncident at the Battle of Flanders]].



** Some of the GagSubs for these are hillarious enough on their own, for example the Steel Ronin is described as posing for a Tourist's Camera. Simliarly the Desolator's Image is described as a "Comic Book Supervillain" based on it called "The Desolator".

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** Some of the GagSubs for these are hillarious hilarious enough on their own, for example the Steel Ronin is described as posing for a Tourist's Camera. Simliarly Similarly the Desolator's Image is described as a "Comic Book Supervillain" based on it called "The Desolator".
28th May '15 10:50:49 PM RaritastheWeeabooHunter
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* The Soviet propaganda department has created an Expy of WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic in the form of the cartoon show [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Submission_106/4B_for_Soviet_State_Approved_Show "My Little Drone: Friendship is Communism"]] for children.

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* The Soviet propaganda department has created an Expy of WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic in the form of the cartoon show [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Submission_106/4B_for_Soviet_State_Approved_Show [[http://paradox-modfanmadebackup.wikia.com/wiki/Submission_106/4B_for_Soviet_State_Approved_Show "My Little Drone: Friendship is Communism"]] for children.



* The [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Mag-Lift_Tank Mag lift tank]]'s tactical description is a ''Rick Roll''. To add the the hillarity, one of it's various features is actually labeled as "Plastic cup holder (x2)".

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* The [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Mag-Lift_Tank [[http://paradox-modfanmadebackup.wikia.com/wiki/Mag-Lift_Tank Mag lift tank]]'s tactical description is a ''Rick Roll''. To add the the hillarity, one of it's various features is actually labeled as "Plastic cup holder (x2)".
17th Nov '13 6:44:23 AM serialkillerwhale
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** Some of the GagSubs for these are hillarious enough on their own, for example the Steel Ronin is described as posing for a Tourist's Camera. Simliarly the Desolator's Image is described as a "Comic Book Supervillain" based on it called "The Desolator".
5th Nov '13 7:53:24 AM serialkillerwhale
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* The [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Mag-Lift_Tank Mag lift tank]]'s tactical description is a ''Rick Roll''. To add the the hillarity, one of it's various features is actually labeled as "Plastic cup holder (x2)".
11th Oct '13 9:24:36 PM MaddKossack115
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* When proposal of the [[AwesomeButImpractical Giga Fortress]] was presented to the Imperial military, the Shogun reviewing the report spit out an entire cup of tea when he saw the price that it will take to actually build one of those things.

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* When proposal of the [[AwesomeButImpractical Giga Fortress]] was presented to the Imperial military, the Shogun reviewing the report spit out [[SpitTake spat out]] [[UpToEleven an entire cup of tea tea]] when [[OhCrap he saw the price that it will take take]] [[RealityEnsues to actually build one of those things.things]].



** Frankly, most of the lore surrounding why none of the [[TakeThatScrappy Uprising units]] are returning, aside from whats listed:

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** Frankly, most of the lore surrounding why none of the [[TakeThatScrappy Uprising units]] are returning, aside from whats what's previously listed:



*** The Steel Ronin [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere threw down their weapons]] [[TheAtoner and renounced the violence]] [[AndIMustScream that led to their imprisonment]], turning the Ten-Shi Zaibatsu into a defense department laughingstock.
*** The Mortar Cycles were disbanded when the combination of the already reckless and heavy drinking Conscripts led to several crashes and deaths.

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*** The Steel Ronin [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere threw down their weapons]] [[TheAtoner and renounced the violence]] [[AndIMustScream that led to their imprisonment]], [[NeverLiveItDown turning the Ten-Shi Zaibatsu into a defense department laughingstock.
laughingstock]].
*** The Mortar Cycles were disbanded when the combination of the already reckless [[FearlessFool reckless]] and [[VodkaDrunkenski heavy drinking Conscripts drinking]] [[RedShirt Conscripts]] [[DrunkDriver led to several crashes and deaths.deaths]].



*** The [[DeathFromAbove Harbringer Gunship]], already too expensive to maintain, completely grounded any chances by [[FriendlyFireproof blowing up several friendlies]] [[NoodleIncident at the Battle of Flanders]].
*** [=FutureTech=] tried advertising their [[AnIcePerson Cryo-Legionaires]] as front-line troops complete with a comic book series "The Amazing Cryo-Man", only to be sued by the Rocketeer Corps.

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*** The [[DeathFromAbove Harbringer Gunship]], already too expensive to maintain, completely grounded any chances it had by [[FriendlyFireproof blowing up several friendlies]] [[NoodleIncident at the Battle of Flanders]].
*** [=FutureTech=] tried advertising their [[AnIcePerson Cryo-Legionaires]] as front-line troops complete with a comic book series "The "[[ComicBook/Spiderman The Amazing Cryo-Man", Cryo-Man]]", only [[HilaritySues to be sued by by]] the Rocketeer Corps.
9th Dec '12 9:12:00 AM StarValkyrie
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** Idea #6 Have the pilot throw bombs out the window of the cockpit: By this point, the GLA had more or less given up on the idea of fighters, but still wanted ground attack planes. Another idea was soon trialled; bombers. The GLA planes, each carrying a single bomb designed to detonate when it hit the ground, would theoretically act as ground attack aircraft, releasing bombs over the heads of the enemy below. Unfortunately for the test flight , when the pilot forced open the plane's door to throw out the bomb at the target [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous (a camel)]], he ended up losing control of his plane, sending it into an uncontrolled spin and causing it to crash into a sand dune, while the bombs were all ejected out of the aircraft in different directions. One of the bombs struck the palace housing the bomb maker, the airplane designer, and warlord providing funding, [[LudicrousGibs killing them]] [[StuffBlowingUp and heavily damaging the palace]]. This showed how ludicrously inaccurate the bombs were [[ComicallyMissingThePoint (none of them did any harm to the camel)]], so the GLA gave up on the idea of bombers as well.

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** Idea #6 Have the pilot throw bombs out the window of the cockpit: By this point, the GLA had more or less given up on the idea of fighters, but still wanted ground attack planes. Another idea was soon trialled; bombers. The GLA planes, each carrying a single bomb designed to detonate when it hit the ground, would theoretically act as ground attack aircraft, releasing bombs over the heads of the enemy below. Unfortunately for the test flight , when the pilot forced open the plane's door to throw out the bomb at the target [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous [[FelonyMisdemeanor (a camel)]], he ended up losing control of his plane, sending it into an uncontrolled spin and causing it to crash into a sand dune, while the bombs were all ejected out of the aircraft in different directions. One of the bombs struck the palace housing the bomb maker, the airplane designer, and warlord providing funding, [[LudicrousGibs killing them]] [[StuffBlowingUp and heavily damaging the palace]]. This showed how ludicrously inaccurate the bombs were [[ComicallyMissingThePoint (none of them did any harm to the camel)]], so the GLA gave up on the idea of bombers as well.
5th Dec '12 11:34:20 AM mlsmithca
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** Idea #1 Make a super cheap jet fighter: The GLA tried to buy jet fighters off of foreign markets, but balked at the prices. So they tried building their own... out of wood. The first attempt of flying the prototype was aborted when a wing fell off mid-takeoff. The second time had the door fall off the cockpit, get sucked into the engine, and blew it up. So the GLA gave up on jets, and went to steal a prop plane instead... [[ItGotWorse only for another round of]] [[HilarityEnsues deaths, explosions, and unfortunate pilots]].

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** Idea #1 Make a super cheap jet fighter: The GLA tried to buy jet fighters off of foreign markets, but balked at the prices. So they tried building their own... out of wood. The first attempt of flying the prototype was aborted when a wing fell off mid-takeoff. The second time had the door fall off the cockpit, get sucked into the engine, and blew it up. So the GLA gave up on jets, and went to steal a prop plane instead... [[ItGotWorse only for another round of]] of [[HilarityEnsues deaths, explosions, and unfortunate pilots]].
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