History Funny / RatchetAndClankFutureACrackInTime

* The sheer ridiculousness of the RYNO V. [[{{BFG}} Larger than Ratchet?]] Check. Massive ammo clip? Check. [[MoreDakka Burns through said ammo clip within a minute?]] Check. [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Kills almost everything that it's pointing at?]] Check. [[spoiler: Plays the finale of the 1812 Overture while you fire it? Check.]]

'''Qwark:''' I was trying to make friends!

---> '''Ratchet''': (looking around in the time rift) Whoa.
---> '''Qwark''': I know. ({{Beat}}) So much for clean underwear.

--> '''Qwark''': ...being a hero is 45% strength, 60% bravery, and 10% raw intelligence.
--> '''Ratchet''': ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent From the jaws]] [[CasualDangerDialogue of a War Grok]]) That's 115%!
--> '''Qwark''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint You're welcome!]]

---> '''Slag''': This next one comes from a young lass named [[GirlOfTheWeek Talwyn]]... Pete? Where do I know that name?

---> '''Slag''': Small world, Pete. Small world indeed.

---> '''Ratchet''': I read you Qwark. How are things with the Agorians?
---> '''Qwark''': Ehhhh... not so good. Somehow they got the impression I'm some thrill seeking warrior with a thirst for battle!
---> '''Ratchet''': Well, did you ''tell'' them you're a thrill seeking warrior with a thirst for battle?
---> ''Beat''
---> '''Qwark''': I was just trying to make friends!

** Becomes even funnier [[FridgeLogic when you realise]] that the Valkyries would have had access to warp technology that would enable them to make the journey in minutes. A trip that should have only taken minutes lasted ''decades''. [[EpicFail Epic. FAIL.]]

--> '''Pete:''' Hey! Let's take a request!
--> '''Slag''': This next one comes from a young lass named [[GirlOfTheWeek Talwyn]]... Pete? Where do I know that name?
--> '''Pete:''' I think you tried to kill her once.
--> '''Slag:''' [[ButForMeItWasTuesday Well, that'll do it.]] This one goes out to Ratchet, from Talwyn. Ratchet? Didn't we try to kill him too?
--> '''Pete:''' Oh [[VideoGame/RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction indeed]] sir, indeed! Twice!
--> '''Slag''': Small world, Pete. Small world indeed.

--> '''Pete:''' Oh [[RatchetAndClankFutureToolsOfDestruction indeed]] sir, indeed! [[RatchetAndClankFutureQuestForBooty Twice!]]

%% * The Pollyx Omnitech ad on Space Radio. Comedy gold.

* The loading trivia states that after their colony was [[EarthShatteringKaboom atomised]] in the Erebus supernova, the Valkyries embarked on a 30-year pilgrimage to Vapedia, then became an AmazonBrigade by banishing the male Valkyries for failing to ask for directions.
** Becomes even funnier when you realise that the Valkyries would have had access to warp technology that would enable them to make the journey in minutes. A trip that should have only taken minutes lasted ''decades''. [[EpicFail '''Epic'''. '''FAIL'''.]]

* The Pollyx Omnitech ad on Space Radio. Comedy gold.

* The Pollyx Omnitech ad on Space Radio. Comedy gold.

--> '''Qwark:''' All I ask is that you name something impressive in my honor! Perhaps a school, or a food court.

--> '''Ratchet:''' Speaking of cheap machines, how much is your boyfriend paying you to do his dirty work?

--> '''Qwark''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint You're welcome!]]

** Not to mention his base is at, "[[IncomingHam THE EXACT CENTER OF THE UNIVEEERRRRRRRSSE!!]] *calmly* Give or take fifty feet."

* Ratchet gets a nice one in before the battle against Cassiopia
--> Cassiopia: I'm actually happy you survived the training course. It would have been a shame to lose such a worthy opponent to some cheap machine.
--> Ratchet: Speaking of cheap machines, how much is your boyfriend paying you to do his dirty work?

--> '''Qwark''': [[CompletelyMissingThePoint You're welcome!]]

** Not to mention his base is at [[IncomingHam THE EXACT CENTER OF THE UNIVEEERRRRRRRSSE!!]] *calmly* Give or take fifty feet."

* The sheer ridiculousness of the RYNO V. [[{{BFG}} Larger than Ratchet?]] Check. Massive ammo clip? Check. [[MoreDakka Burns through said ammo clip within a minute?]] Check. [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Kills almost everything that it's pointing at?]] Check. [[spoiler: Plays the finale of the 1812 Overture while you fire it? Check.]]

* The sheer ridiculousness of the RYNO V. [[{{BFG}} Larger that Ratchet?]] Check. Massive ammo clip? Check. [[MoreDakka Burns through said ammo clip within a minute?]] Check. [[TheresNoKillLikeOverkill Kills almost everything that it's pointing at?]] Check. [[spoiler: Plays the finale of the 1812 Overture? Check.]]

** "Would you like to go get some pie?"

* Nefarious robot minions can often be heared shouting things like "We come in peace." while shooting everything they have at you or "Outch that hurts." when hit.