Funny / Ratchet & Clank Future: A Crack In Time

  • In the beginning of the game, Ratchet and Qwark are flying through space looking for Clank, and Qwark decides to monologue about the adventure, placing heavy emphasis on the fact that Ratchet's alone. Ratchet promptly reminds Qwark that the ship has an ejection function, with a tone that explicitly states he's about five seconds from using it on Qwark if he doesn't shut up.
    • And, of course, there's the crashing sequence that follows that. It starts with Qwark panicking and referencing the old "Always wear clean underwear, because you never know what's going to happen" thing, and ends with...
      Ratchet: (looking around in the time rift) Whoa.
      Qwark: I know. (Beat) So much for clean underwear.
      • The best part is, without a doubt, the face that Ratchet makes after Qwark says that. Someone get that lombax some Brain Bleach...
  • After saving the fongoids on planet Zanifar, you hear this exchange:
    Fongoid: Boy, I can't wait to get home and see my wife!
    Fongoid #2: Yeah! Me too!
  • Another one from the Fongoids.
    Fongoid: My brother is still stuck on the oil derrick. He's kind of a jerk, but we should probably still save him.
  • Everything said by Dr. Nefarious in this game. Large Ham at its absolute finest, catapulting him straight to Ensemble Darkhorse status... If he didn't already have it.
  • Mr. Zurkon. His little remarks are always good for a laugh.
    Mr. Zurkon: (After Ratchet picks up nanotech health) Ha! Mr. Zurkon requires no nanotech to survive, Mr. Zurkon lives on fear!
    Mr. Zurkon: I shall let you live little alien...psych! Mr. Zurkon lives only to kill.
    Mr. Zurkon: Are you ready to die? Because Mr. Zurkon is definitely ready to kill you.
  • Nefarious' robot minions can often be heard shouting things like "We come in peace." while shooting everything they have at you or "Ouch that hurts." when hit.
    • "Aw! Hey, not cool!"
    • "Would you like to go get some pie?"
  • The sheer ridiculousness of the RYNO V. Larger than Ratchet? Check. Massive ammo clip? Check. Burns through said ammo clip within a minute? Check. Kills almost everything that it's pointing at? Check. Plays the finale of the 1812 Overture while you fire it? Check.
  • Speaking of Qwark, several of his appearances in A Crack in Time push him into this territory. One that stands out in particular:
    Qwark: ...being a hero is 45% strength, 60% bravery, and 10% raw intelligence.
    Ratchet: (From the jaws of a War Grok) That's 115%!
  • Ratchet gets a nice one in before the battle against Cassiopeia
    Cassiopeia: I'm actually happy you survived the training course. It would have been a shame to lose such a worthy opponent to some cheap machine.
    Ratchet: Speaking of cheap machines, how much is your boyfriend paying you to do his dirty work?
  • Before Qwark gets executed by the Agorians, he has one request:
    Qwark: All I ask is that you name something impressive in my honor! Perhaps a school, or a food court.
  • The Pollyx Omnitech ad on Space Radio. Comedy gold.
    • The radio in general gets a lot of good lines. Especially Pirate Radio.
      Pete: Hey! Let's take a request!
      Slag: This next one comes from a young lass named Talwyn... Pete? Where do I know that name?
      Pete: I think you tried to kill her once.
      Slag: Well, that'll do it. This one goes out to Ratchet, from Talwyn. Ratchet? Didn't we try to kill him too?
      Pete: Oh indeed sir, indeed! Twice!
      Slag: Small world, Pete. Small world indeed.
    • The entire ad for the movie "My Blaster Runs Hot".
  • The loading trivia states that after their colony was atomised in the Erebus supernova, the Valkyries embarked on a 30-year pilgrimage to Vapedia, then became an Amazon Brigade by banishing the male Valkyries for failing to ask for directions.
    • Becomes even funnier when you realise that the Valkyries would have had access to warp technology that would enable them to make the journey in minutes. A trip that should have only taken minutes lasted decades. Epic. FAIL.
  • Qwark finds out that the Agorians aren't on the best of terms with Nefarious. Logic dictates that would mean they would want to ally with him and Ratchet who are against Nefarious, so he goes off on his own to recruit them. Then he calls Ratchet to give him an update:
    Ratchet: I read you Qwark. How are things with the Agorians?
    Qwark: Ehhhh... not so good. Somehow they got the impression I'm some thrill seeking warrior with a thirst for battle!
    Ratchet: Well, did you tell them you're a thrill seeking warrior with a thirst for battle?
    Qwark: I was just trying to make friends!