History Funny / Octopussy

10th Jun '16 3:41:29 AM TheWildWestPyro
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* "GET OFF MY BED"

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* "GET Ladies and Gentlemen, the Angry Fakir!
-->(on spotting the dead mook) ''GET
OFF MY BED"BED!''
29th Jan '16 11:24:45 AM AnotherGuy
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* In one of the {{Narm}}iest moments of any Bond film, Bond's Franchise/{{Tarzan}} yodel.
16th Oct '15 8:06:26 AM falcon2484
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* Bond hiding in a body bag supposedly containing one of Khan's mooks... and letting out a ''diabolical'' laugh as two mooks attempt to dump him away for tiger food. The mooks, apparently thinking they're dealing with a member of the undead, run away screaming.

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* Bond hiding in a body bag supposedly containing one of Khan's mooks... and letting out a ''diabolical'' laugh as two mooks attempt to dump him away for tiger food. The mooks, apparently thinking they're dealing with a member of the undead, run away screaming.screaming.
* "GET OFF MY BED"
23rd Jul '15 3:04:42 PM Darkmage7280
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* After Bond wins backgammon against Kamal using his own fixed dice, letting ''everyone'' know [[CheatersNeverProsper Kamal's a dirty cheater]], Bond tells the British commander who complained "always a double six!" while playing him, "It's not ''really'' in the wrist" - referencing Kamal's claim of being able to roll them.

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* After Bond wins backgammon against Kamal using his own fixed dice, letting ''everyone'' know [[CheatersNeverProsper Kamal's a dirty cheater]], Bond tells the British commander who complained "always a double six!" while playing him, "It's not ''really'' in the wrist" - referencing Kamal's claim of being able to roll them.them.
* Bond hiding in a body bag supposedly containing one of Khan's mooks... and letting out a ''diabolical'' laugh as two mooks attempt to dump him away for tiger food. The mooks, apparently thinking they're dealing with a member of the undead, run away screaming.
4th Jan '14 6:10:05 AM AnotherGuy
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* Bond's face at the new Bond Girl describing her octopus tattoo as "My little octopussy." One of the few times he responds to a sexual joke with complete ''bafflement.''

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* Bond's face at the new Bond Girl describing her octopus tattoo as "My little octopussy." One of the few times he responds to a sexual joke with complete ''bafflement.''''
* After Bond wins backgammon against Kamal using his own fixed dice, letting ''everyone'' know [[CheatersNeverProsper Kamal's a dirty cheater]], Bond tells the British commander who complained "always a double six!" while playing him, "It's not ''really'' in the wrist" - referencing Kamal's claim of being able to roll them.
4th Jan '14 6:03:42 AM AnotherGuy
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*** FridgeBrilliance: He uses ''Kamal's'' voice and inflection - apparently, the tiger is one of Kamal's pets.
16th Oct '13 10:28:27 PM Macgyver644200
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-->'''Bond''' (dressed as a clown): Where can I find the base commander? It's urgent!\\

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-->'''Bond''' (dressed as a clown): circus performer): Where can I find the base commander? It's urgent!\\
27th Jun '13 4:55:27 AM BlueRidgeMountainMan
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* Kamal sees Bond sitting on the wing, yanking the wires out of the engine.
-->'''Kamal:''' Go out there and get him!
-->'''Dragon:''' [[OhCrap Out there?]] (DeathGlare from Kamal) Yes Excellency!

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* As Kamal sees and Gobinda are fleeing in a plane, they see Bond sitting on clinging to the wing, yanking the wires out of the engine.
-->'''Kamal:''' He'll kill us all! Go out there out, and get him!
-->'''Dragon:'''
him.
-->'''Gobinda:'''
[[OhCrap Out there?]] (DeathGlare from Kamal) Yes Excellency!there?]]
--> '''Kamal:''' ''GO!''
--> '''Gobinda:''' ...Yes, Excellence.
13th May '13 3:06:19 PM chitoryu12
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'''Vijay''': [[CatchPhrase No problem]]. This is a company car! (revs the go-cart for slow-speed chase)

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'''Vijay''': [[CatchPhrase No problem]]. This is a company car! (revs the go-cart tuk tuk for slow-speed chase)



-->'''Dragon:''' [[OhCrap Out there?]] (DeathGlare from Kamal) Yes Excellency!

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-->'''Dragon:''' [[OhCrap Out there?]] (DeathGlare from Kamal) Yes Excellency!Excellency!
* Bond's face at the new Bond Girl describing her octopus tattoo as "My little octopussy." One of the few times he responds to a sexual joke with complete ''bafflement.''
23rd Mar '13 11:24:24 AM Premonition45
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** Before that, as Gobinda is guarding the bomb, a circus worker accidentally knocks its side with a boulder, making him nearly panic.
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