History Funny / NormMacdonald

--> ''*audience laughs harder*''

-->'''Courtney''': Nothing but making out. It's like ''9½ Weeks '', but Carrot Top.

* On the subject of impressions, though, his take on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AUb-HJDmaA "Super Dave" Osborne]] was ''jarringly'' accurate.

-->'''Artie''': Chris just walked into a bathroom with Andy Dick. There's only [[IntoxicationEnsues two]] [[CoitusEnsues reasons]] you walk into a bathroom with Andy Dick, and neither one of them's good.

* On the subject of impressions, though, his take on [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqJ6avM1fdA "Super Dave" Osborne]] was ''jarringly'' accurate.

-->'''Conan''': Oh? All right. [''Beat, to Norm''] Do something with that, ya freak.

---> I asked people, I go "How could on Earth could these Germans follow this lunatic?" And they said "Oh, he was a incredible public speaker. He could, oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking." And then I see him and he's like: ''*shakes fist*'' "[[{{Angrish}} Schlankly, klankly! SCHNARRGARAHRR!!]]" And I go "'''What?'''" That's not ''my'' idea of a silver-tongued devil, ya know?

* "I tell ya, the more I learn about that Hitler fella [[{{Understatement}} the more I don't care for him.]]"

---> I asked people, I go "How could the German people fall under the spell of this lunatic?" And they said "Oh, he was a terrific public speaker. Oh, oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking." And then I see him and he's all ''*shakes fist*'' "[[{{Angrish}} Schlankly, klankly! SCHNARRGARAHRR!!]]" And I go "'''What?'''" That's not ''my'' idea of a silver-tongued devil, ya know?

---> I asked people, I go "How could the German people fall under the spell of this lunatic?" And they said "Oh, he was a terrific public speaker. Oh, oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking." And then I see him and he's all "[[{{Angrish}} Schlankly, klankly! SCHNARRGARAHRR!!]]" And I go "''What?!''" That's not my idea of a silver-tongued devil, ya know?

--> I asked people, I go "How could the German people fall under the spell of this lunatic?" And they said "Oh, he was a terrific public speaker. Oh, oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking." And then I see him and he's all "[[{{Angrish}} Schlankly, klankly! SCHNARRGARAHRR!!]]" And I go "''What?!''" That's not my idea of a silver-tongued devil, ya know?

--> I asked people, I go "How could the German people fall under the spell of this lunatic?" And they said "Oh, he was a terrific public speaker. Oh, oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking." And then I see him and he's all "[[{{Angrish}} Schlankly, klankly! SCHNARRGARAHRR!!]]" And I go "':What?!''" That's not my idea of a silver-tongued devil, ya know?

--> I asked people, I go "How could the German people fall under the spell of this lunatic?" And they said "Oh, he was a terrific public speaker. Oh, oh, he could hypnotize you with his public speaking." And then I see him and he's all "[[{{Amgrish}} Schlankly, klankly! SCHNARRGARAHRR!!]]" And I go "':What?!''" That's not my idea of a silver-tongued devil, ya know?

* One of Norm's most famous moments happened during a May 1997 appearance on ''Series/LateNightWithConanOBrien.'' Courtney Thorne-Smith was being interviewed about her new film, ''Film/ChairmanOfTheBoard'', in which she was co-starring with noted prop comic Carrot Top. Courtney put on a brave face and tried to look enthusiastic about the movie, but unfortunately for her, Norm sensed that she was less than proud of working/starring in the film, causing him to...well, intervene. For what it's worth, Norm was right on the nose with some of the jokes: ''COTB'' would turn out to be a '''major''' BoxOfficeBomb, effectively ending Courtney's movie career.

-->'''Norm''': [[PrecisionFStrike Holy fuck]], [[EveryoneHasStandards I ''hope'' he's high!]]

-->'''Norm''': [[PrecisionFStrike Holy fuck]], [[EveryoneHasStandards I hope he's high!]]
** Also, the fact that Chris Farley was so deep into drugs that Norm called in ''Creator/ArtieLange'' [[GodzillaThreshold to keep an eye on him]].

* Any time he got to play Burt Reynolds on ''SNL'', especially when coupled with a ''Celebrity Jeopardy!'' sketch.

* Creator/ChrisFarley was noticeably out of control on his final SNL appearance, and Norm called up Creator/ArtieLange to keep an eye on him during SNL's weekly after party. Farley disappears into a bathroom with Creator/AndyDick, and they come out five minutes later giggling. Artie related the news to Norm...

** Also, the fact that Chris Farley was so deep into drugs that Norm called in ''Creator/ArtieLange'' [[GodzillaThreshold to keep an eye on him]].

** Also, the fact that Chris Farley was so deep into drugs that Norm called in ''Artie Lange'' [[GodzillaThreshold to keep an eye on him]].

* One of Norm's most famous moments happened during a May 1997 appearance on ''Series/LateNightWithConanOBrien.'' Courtney Thorne-Smith was being interviewed about her new film, ''Film/ChairmanOfTheBoard'', in which she was co-starring with noted prop comic Carrot Top. Courtney put on a brave face and tried to look enthusiastic about the movie, but unfortunately for her, Norm sensed that she was less than proud of working/starring in the film, causing him to...well, intervene. [[spoiler:For what it's worth, Norm was right on the nose with some of the jokes: ''COTB'' would turn out to be a '''major''' BoxOfficeBomb, effectively ending Courtney's movie career.]]

-->'''Norm''': Chris just walked into a bathroom with Andy Dick. There's only [[IntoxicationEnsues two]] [[CoitusEnsues reasons]] you walk into a bathroom with Andy Dick, and neither one of them's good.
-->'''Norm''': [[PrecisionFStrike Holy fuck]], [[EveryoneHasStandards I hope he's high!]]