History Funny / NeverwinterNights

28th Jun '16 5:49:47 AM longWriter
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** And the developers were probably aware of how annoying Deekin could be when he [[StopHelpingMe stops the player yet again]] in Chapter 2 of ''HOTU'' to [[spoiler: ask for a bathroom break]].

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** And the developers were probably aware of how annoying Deekin could be when he [[StopHelpingMe [[AnnoyingVideoGameHelper stops the player yet again]] in Chapter 2 of ''HOTU'' to [[spoiler: ask for a bathroom break]].
6th May '16 2:40:17 PM DrakeClawfang
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-->"You are an intruder. You destroyed other intruders. Destroy of intruders is a job for guardians. You destroyed intruders, therefore you are a guardian. How may I assist you, guardian?"

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-->"You are an intruder. You destroyed other intruders. Destroy Destruction of intruders is a job for guardians. You destroyed intruders, therefore you are a guardian. How may I assist you, guardian?"
12th Feb '16 3:42:52 PM CountDorku
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--> '''[[spoiler:Mephistopheles]]''': A...a chambermaid, Master/Mistress? [[ThisCannotBe But I was meant for greater things!]] You would reduce me to turning down bed sheets and emptying the chamberpots of drunken mortals? ...It shall be as you command...

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--> '''[[spoiler:Mephistopheles]]''': A...a chambermaid, Master/Mistress? [[ThisCannotBe But I was meant for greater things!]] You would reduce me to turning down bed sheets and emptying the chamberpots of drunken mortals? ...It shall be as you command...command...
* One that you'll usually only encounter if you mess up in the module editor: if you attempt to spawn something and get the res-ref wrong, the game will make a badger. This can lead to events where the henchman you built spontaneously decides to explore a new career as a mustelid because you screwed up while coding his level-up conversation.
6th Sep '15 7:41:10 PM nombretomado
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* The original campaign of NeverwinterNights has some pretty good ones. Linu L'aneral's anecdotes per chapter are definitely not to miss whenever you have her as a henchman.

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* The original campaign of NeverwinterNights ''VideoGame/NeverwinterNights'' has some pretty good ones. Linu L'aneral's anecdotes per chapter are definitely not to miss whenever you have her as a henchman.
5th Aug '15 7:49:17 PM DrakeClawfang
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** Nathyrra's random ramblings about the state of her pack.
** If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party and is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.
** To survive the icy wastelands in Chapter 3, you need to use mildly explosive Velox Berries to ignite fires strong enough to survive the cold long enough for you to warm up. Usually you can use between one and three, but scavenge enough at a time and you have the option to use ''20'' berries. The result is a huge explosion of fire that instantly kills you. SchmuckBait at its best.



** When you confront the FinalBoss in ''Hordes'', this exchange takes place:

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** * Nathyrra's random ramblings about the state of her pack.
* If [[spoiler:Evil Aribeth]] is in your party and is the Sleeping Man's True Love, and the Sleeping Man is awake then some pretty hilarious dialogue ensues.
* To survive the icy wastelands in Chapter 3, you need to use mildly explosive Velox Berries to ignite fires strong enough to survive the cold long enough for you to warm up. Usually you can use between one and three, but scavenge enough at a time and you have the option to use ''20'' berries. The result is a huge explosion of fire that instantly kills you. SchmuckBait at its best.
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When you confront the FinalBoss in ''Hordes'', this exchange takes place:
5th Aug '15 7:48:33 PM DrakeClawfang
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** Ask it where there is treasure, and it grows confused, as it doesn't recognize the word. When you clarify treasure is "something valuable," it tells you [[MathematiciansAnswer the master is valuable, and he's right over there]].



** A magnificent bit of SelfDeprication, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"

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** A magnificent bit of SelfDeprication, SelfDeprecation, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"


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** To survive the icy wastelands in Chapter 3, you need to use mildly explosive Velox Berries to ignite fires strong enough to survive the cold long enough for you to warm up. Usually you can use between one and three, but scavenge enough at a time and you have the option to use ''20'' berries. The result is a huge explosion of fire that instantly kills you. SchmuckBait at its best.
3rd Aug '15 6:18:46 AM DrakeClawfang
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** A magnificent TakeThatUs, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"

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** A magnificent TakeThatUs, bit of SelfDeprication, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"
3rd Aug '15 6:17:18 AM DrakeClawfang
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** A magnificent TakeThatUs, Deekin and Sharwyn discuss the "books" they each wrote about their adventures, "Neverwinter Nights" and "Shadows of the Undrentide." Sharwyn says she liked "Shadows" but found the second chapter too rushed after a promising start. Deekin admits he was running a lot for that part, and offers to tell Sharwyn the problems with her book; Sharwyn scoffs there ''are'' no problems with her book. Deekin just snarks "is you joking?"
21st Nov '14 12:27:16 AM DrakeClawfang
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-->"You are in intruder. You destroyed other intruders. Destroy of intruders is a job for guardians. You destroyed intruders, therefore you are a guardian. How may I assist you, guardian?"

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-->"You are in an intruder. You destroyed other intruders. Destroy of intruders is a job for guardians. You destroyed intruders, therefore you are a guardian. How may I assist you, guardian?"
29th Jun '14 4:36:25 PM DrakeClawfang
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** This is followed by you pointing out the guardian isn't very good at his job of protecting the master by telling it the master's skeleton is behind it. The guardian insists that the master is simply in quiet meditation and is so wise and powerful he does not need flesh to live.
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