History Funny / NationStates

** The [[BlessedAreTheCheesemakers "Dangerously Cheesy"]] issue, where people throw cheese at unpopular politicians, has the two... relatively normal options of either allowing the populace to express themselves that way, or arresting those people and the author of the political cartoon responsible. [[TakeAThirdOption And then there's this...]]

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* The President of Luziyca's [[https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=25717581#p25717581 interview with satirical newspaper Namora Shinbunbo]].
** Also, the same President in the interview names the capital of Aucuria as "Kartupelis". Or "Potato".[[/folder]]

* The President of Luzica's [[https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?p=25717581#p25717581 interview with satirical newspaper Namora Shinbunbo]].

** Generally, anything from the Pickle is gold.[[/folder]]

** Also, the same President in the interview names the capital of Aucuria as "Kartupelis". Or "Potato".

** Generally, anyting from the Pickle is gold.[[/folder]]

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* One Issue Chain states that your nation is having problems with another. Many of the options are unique... Except for one guy, who, in every Issue, simply asks if you can nuke them.

-->"Its none of the governments business what I name my daughter!" says [[FailOSuckyName Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob]], cradling [expletive deleted] in her arms.

-->"I can very confidently predict that it will improve the world, one Resolution at a time," he said, [[Series/DoctorWho disappearing into a nearby blue police box]].

* The addition of the new Health and Environment catagories to the World Assembly [[http://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2014/02/16/index.html has to be read to be believed.]] And then there's the cloaing paragraph:

* The addition of the new Health and Environment catagories to the World Assembly [[http://www.nationstates.net/page=news/2014/02/16/index.html has to be read to be believed..]]

--> "Arrrrrgh!" screams lactose-intolerant Anne-Marie Patel, a member of the public safety board, as incoming rounds of mature gouda smash the windows and claim the suits of several nearby advisors. "As I've been saying for many years now, cheese is a dangerous weapon in the wrong hands and should be outlawed. Ban all cheese now, and enforce it!"

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] there have been reports of [[ButYouScrewOneGoat people marrying housepets.]]

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to [[KillItWithFire accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.]]
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal [[UpToEleven played at maximum volume.]]
-->Following new legislation in [country's name] the [country's name] enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.

-->"Its none of the governments business what I name my daughter!" says [[FailOSuckyName Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob]], cradling [explicative deleted] in her arms.
** The "Wipe out graffiti?" daily issue is also pretty funny.
-->"I don't see what's so bad," comments Buffy Smith, a famous art critic. "This is urban art at its finest. Its vibrant, colorful, and simply reeks of culture! Just look at the form displayed in this string of racist explicatives! Wonderful. Simply wonderful."

** The "Dangerously Cheesy" issue, where people throw cheese at unpopular politicians, has the two... relatively normal options of either allowing the populace to express themselves that way, or arresting those people and the author of the political cartoon responsible. [[TakeAThirdOption And then there's this...]]

-->"I don't see what's so bad," comments Buffy Smith, a famous art critic. "This is urban art at its finest. Its vibrant, colorful, and simply reeks of culture! Just look at the form displayed in this string of racist explicatives! Wonderful. Simply wonderful."

-->"Its none of the governments business what I name my daughter!" says [[FailOSuckyName Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob]], cradling [explicative deleted] in her arms.

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

-->"Its none of the governments business what I name my daughter!" says Follicle Rainbow Gooseknob, cradling [explicative deleted] in her arms.

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to [[KillItWithFire accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.]]

-->Following new legislation in [country's name] [[CreatorCameo Max Berry]] is this year's Miss [country's name]!