Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Changed line(s) 76 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Junior''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That always]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms calms me down.]]
to:
--> '''Junior''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That always]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms always calms me down.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 3 (click to see context) from:
** "Get in the shower, Junior! You smell like corn chips and ass!" "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint I do not smell like corn chips.]]"
to:
** "Get in the shower, Junior! You smell like corn chips and ass!" "[[ComicallyMissingThePoint "[[ITakeOffenseToThatLastOne I do not smell like corn chips.]]"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 103 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Michael''': Dad, there's no "B" in dumb. That's "Dum-bee".
to:
--> '''Michael''': '''Junior''': Dad, there's no "B" in dumb. That's "Dum-bee".
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* "From Dummy to Daddy": Michael announces that he's going to keep track of all the stupid things Junior says on a notepad and calling it "I Ain't Dumb".
--> '''Michael''': Dad, there's no "B" in dumb. That's "Dum-bee".
--> '''Michael''': Dad, there's no "B" in dumb. That's "Dum-bee".
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 30 (click to see context) from:
** Jay demands Michael to annunciate "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Uhura]]", because it sounds like "a whore".
to:
** Jay demands Michael to annunciate enunciate "[[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Uhura]]", because it sounds like "a whore".
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
Changed line(s) 100 (click to see context) from:
** Kady's EvilLaugh when she makes off with Claire's (trick) perfume. It's possible she was trying to imitate [[AnnoyingLaugh the cackle Jay has in the later seasons.]]
to:
** Kady's EvilLaugh when she makes off with Claire's (trick) perfume. It's possible she was trying to imitate [[AnnoyingLaugh the cackle Jay has in the later seasons.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 23 (click to see context) from:
*** Michael throws Jay's "RV Vacations For Dummies" book out the window. Luckily for her, she carries a little booklet version.
to:
*** Michael throws Jay's "RV Vacations For Dummies" book out the window. Luckily for her, she carries a little the booklet version.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* During the episode "Celibacy", in which Jay has herself and Michael abstain from sex on the promise that their sex will get better than what they had when the abstinence period ends, Michael encounters Junior, who just had a SpeedSex with Vanessa. Unfortunately for Junior, Vanessa isn't quite ''satisfied'' with Junior just yet (evidenced by her calling out "Oh, Ju-juuuuuuuuu!" off-screen). Junior, who's completely spent at this moment, grudgingly makes his way back to Vanessa for an "encore performance", leaving Michael to sulk in envy.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 25 (click to see context) from:
*** Michael laughs like crazy.
to:
*** Michael laughs like crazy.goes LaughingMad.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
** After they ''finally'' drove away, a message is left on the answering machine saying the wedding's canceled. Because the ugly girl stood up Michael's cousin.
Changed line(s) 22 (click to see context) from:
*** Michael throws Jay's "RV Vacations For Dummies" book out the window. Luckily she carries a little booklet version.
to:
*** Michael throws Jay's "RV Vacations For Dummies" book out the window. Luckily for her, she carries a little booklet version.
** Junior takes Kady's doll's head off to scare her.
Changed line(s) 55 (click to see context) from:
-->Michael: "How did the boy fall ''up'' the stairs? His stupidity defies gravity!"
to:
** Before that, Michael used the doll to hit Junior on the head for scaring Kady.
** Claire didn't save her homework on the computer before the blackout.
-->'''Michael:''' Just redo it.\\
'''Claire:''' ''(frantic)'' ''Redo it? REDO IT???''\\
'''Michael:''' ''[[SarcasmMode YES REDO IT!! REDO IT!!]]''
** Claire didn't save her homework on the computer before the blackout.
-->'''Michael:''' Just redo it.\\
'''Claire:''' ''(frantic)'' ''Redo it? REDO IT???''\\
'''Michael:''' ''[[SarcasmMode YES REDO IT!! REDO IT!!]]''
Changed line(s) 79 (click to see context) from:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with Film/TheGodfather, which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
to:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with Film/TheGodfather, ''Film/TheGodfather'', which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 79 (click to see context) from:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with [[Franchise/TheGodfather]], which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
to:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with [[Franchise/TheGodfather]], Film/TheGodfather, which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
** This dialogue:
-->'''Michael:''' No! We're too close to being on time for this to unravel! It's a conspiracy!\\
'''Jay:''' You're not the boss of me, Captain Ahab!
-->'''Michael:''' No! We're too close to being on time for this to unravel! It's a conspiracy!\\
'''Jay:''' You're not the boss of me, Captain Ahab!
Changed line(s) 25 (click to see context) from:
** Super-speed family time. It's just genius. Especially the part near the end of it where Michael and Jay go behind a bush and (presumbaly) have sex and come out happy, then Junior and Vanessa do the same thing only to come out two seconds later with Vanessa annoyed and pushing Junior away from her.
to:
** Super-speed family time. It's just genius. Especially the part near the end of it where Michael and Jay go behind a bush and (presumbaly) have sex and come out happy, then Junior and Vanessa do the same thing only to come out two seconds later with Vanessa annoyed and pushing Junior away from her. And then Michael gave him a DopeSlap.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 3,9 (click to see context) from:
** "Get in the shower, Junior! You smell like corn chips and ass!"
*** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint I do not smell like corn chips.]]"
** Kady spilled chocolate pudding on her dress. So Michael cuts it out, giving her a version of the infamous J.Lo dress.
** "[[MotorMouth No-it's-not-a-capital-crime!]]"
** Michael clapping his hands to get his family to hurry up.
** "Kady cut the cheese."
** This dialogue:
*** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint I do not smell like corn chips.]]"
** Kady spilled chocolate pudding on her dress. So Michael cuts it out, giving her a version of the infamous J.Lo dress.
** "[[MotorMouth No-it's-not-a-capital-crime!]]"
** Michael clapping his hands to get his family to hurry up.
** "Kady cut the cheese."
** This dialogue:
to:
*** "[[CompletelyMissingThePoint
Changed line(s) 13,14 (click to see context) from:
** "I wanna bite your head off!"
** [[SarcasmMode "What is it, son?"]]
** [[SarcasmMode "What is it, son?"]]
to:
Changed line(s) 20,21 (click to see context) from:
*** Michael throws Jay's "RV Vacations For Dummies" book out the window.
**** Luckily she carries a little booklet version.
**** Luckily she carries a little booklet version.
to:
*** Michael throws Jay's "RV Vacations For Dummies" book out the window.
****window. Luckily she carries a little booklet version.
****
Changed line(s) 27,28 (click to see context) from:
** Super-speed family time. It's just genius.
*** Especially the part near the end of it where Michael and Jay go behind a bush and (presumbaly) have sex and come out happy, then Junior and Vanessa do the same thing only to come out two seconds later with Vanessa annoyed and pushing Junior away from her.
*** Especially the part near the end of it where Michael and Jay go behind a bush and (presumbaly) have sex and come out happy, then Junior and Vanessa do the same thing only to come out two seconds later with Vanessa annoyed and pushing Junior away from her.
to:
** Super-speed family time. It's just genius.
***genius. Especially the part near the end of it where Michael and Jay go behind a bush and (presumbaly) have sex and come out happy, then Junior and Vanessa do the same thing only to come out two seconds later with Vanessa annoyed and pushing Junior away from her.
***
Changed line(s) 31 (click to see context) from:
* The Calvinator. Enough said.
to:
%%No. Enough not said. Explain this one. As written, it's a Zero Context Example.
Changed line(s) 84 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jay''': ...''(shaking her head)'' [[NoJustNo Uh-uh.]]
to:
--> '''Jay''': ...''(shaking her head)'' [[NoJustNo [[NoJustNoReaction Uh-uh.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
** Kady's EvilLaugh when she makes off with Claire's (trick) perfume. It's possible she was trying to imitate [[AnnoyingLaugh the cackle Jay has in the later seasons.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 78 (click to see context) from:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with [[Film/TheGodfather]], which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
to:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with [[Film/TheGodfather]], [[Franchise/TheGodfather]], which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
Added DiffLines:
** The whole scene with the midwife, [[CloudcuckooLander Summer Breeze]], especially Michael's line when he meets her and she gives him an "Indian name."
--> '''Summer Breeze''': I'm going to call you ''Dark Cloud!''
--> '''Michael''': And I'm going to call you a ''cab!''
** The subplot with Claire trying to prove Kady's stealing her stuff starts with this:
--> '''Jay''': Are you sure you haven't just misplaced them, Claire?
--> '''Claire''': No, I haven't ''misplaced'' them! I'm eighteen, not forty!
--> '''Michael''': Hey, do you mind? I'm forty, and your mother's gonna be forty in about - ''(Jay gives him a look)'' - eighteen years.
--> '''Summer Breeze''': I'm going to call you ''Dark Cloud!''
--> '''Michael''': And I'm going to call you a ''cab!''
** The subplot with Claire trying to prove Kady's stealing her stuff starts with this:
--> '''Jay''': Are you sure you haven't just misplaced them, Claire?
--> '''Claire''': No, I haven't ''misplaced'' them! I'm eighteen, not forty!
--> '''Michael''': Hey, do you mind? I'm forty, and your mother's gonna be forty in about - ''(Jay gives him a look)'' - eighteen years.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Added DiffLines:
* From "The Baby, Part 1", Michael's IncrediblyLamePun:
--> '''Vanessa''': I've been working with a midwife, she's really good!
--> '''Michael''': I hope so, you don't want to have a mid-wife crisis!
--> '''Jay''': ...''(shaking her head)'' [[NoJustNo Uh-uh.]]
--> '''Vanessa''': I've been working with a midwife, she's really good!
--> '''Michael''': I hope so, you don't want to have a mid-wife crisis!
--> '''Jay''': ...''(shaking her head)'' [[NoJustNo Uh-uh.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 79 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jay''': [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn ''(comes in and shuts off the stereo)'']] Tony is here to see you, Don Baldeone.
to:
--> '''Jay''': [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn ''(comes (comes in and shuts off the stereo)'']] stereo)]] Tony is here to see you, Don Baldeone. Baldeone.
** And near the end of the episode, when Michael convinces Jay, who has made fun of him for his references to the movie all episode, to let him discipline Claire for kissing Tony, she has this to say: "All right, but don't go easy on her." {{Beat}} "Godfather her ass!"
** And near the end of the episode, when Michael convinces Jay, who has made fun of him for his references to the movie all episode, to let him discipline Claire for kissing Tony, she has this to say: "All right, but don't go easy on her." {{Beat}} "Godfather her ass!"
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 62 (click to see context) from:
* In "No Rules", Micheal sees Jr's messy room & "turns it into a 5-star hotel, Jr style" after the latter states that he likes it that way.
to:
* In "No Rules", Micheal Michael sees Jr's messy room & "turns it into a 5-star hotel, Jr style" after the latter states that he likes it that way.
Added DiffLines:
* From "Double Date," Michael's whole obsession with [[Film/TheGodfather]], which he believes solves everything in life. When Tony comes to ask permission to take Claire on a date, Michael's sitting in a chair in the living room with a ridiculous robe and a stuffed snake over his shoulders, with the music from the movie playing in the background.
--> '''Jay''': [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn ''(comes in and shuts off the stereo)'']] Tony is here to see you, Don Baldeone.
--> '''Jay''': [[LeftTheBackgroundMusicOn ''(comes in and shuts off the stereo)'']] Tony is here to see you, Don Baldeone.
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 68 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Junior''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That always calms ''me'' down.]]
to:
--> '''Junior''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint That always always]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms calms ''me'' me down.]]
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 76 (click to see context) from:
*** And when compromising doesn't work and Michael assumes everyone's problem is that they all want to play foosball too, this is her immediate reaction:
to:
Is there an issue? Send a MessageReason:
None
Changed line(s) 73 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jay''': Yeah, Claire! Yeah! Yeah! If he says "Buyashaka" one more time, I'mma -
to:
--> '''Jay''': Yeah, Claire! Yeah! Yeah! If he says "Buyashaka" one more time, I'mma time -
Changed line(s) 77 (click to see context) from:
--> '''Jay''': ''(taking off her earrings)'' All right, kids, go outside, I'll call you when it's done. Listen, just remember that you can always, ''always'' visit me on Sundays, and bring me lots of books! ''(starts strangling Michael and has to be pulled off by everyone else)''
to:
--> '''Jay''': ''(taking off her earrings)'' All right, kids, go outside, I'll call you when it's done. Listen, just remember that you can always, ''always'' visit me on Sundays, and bring me lots of books! ''(starts strangling Michael and has to be pulled off by everyone else)''Michael)''
