History Funny / MortalKombat

** [[Funny/MortalKombat11PreFightBanter Pre-fight banters]]

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* ''Funny/MortalKombatRebirth''

!![[center: Main games: [[Funny/MortalKombat1 MK1]] | [[Funny/MortalKombat2 MK2]] | [[Funny/MortalKombat3 MK3]] | [[Funny/MortalKombat4 MK4]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatDeadlyAlliance Deadly Alliance]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatDeception Deception]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatArmageddon Armageddon]] | [[Funny/MortalKombat9 MK9]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatX MKX]] | [[Funny/MortalKombat11 MK11]]\\
[-Spinoffs: [[Funny/MortalKombatMythologiesSubZero MKM: Sub-Zero]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatSpecialForces Special Forces]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatShaolinMonks Shaolin Monks]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatVsDCUniverse MK vs. DC Universe]]\\
Non-videogame media: [[Funny/MortalKombatTheMovie Mortal Kombat: The Movie]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatTheJourneyBegins The Journey Begins]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatAnnihilation Annihilation]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatConquest Conquest]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatDefendersOfTheRealm Defenders Of The Realm]] | [[Funny/MalibuComicsMortalKombat Malibu Comics]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatLegacy Legacy]] | [[Funny/MortalKombatRebirth Rebirth]]-]]]

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[[AC:Games]]
* Raiden's ending in ''[[VideoGame/MortalKombat1 the original game]]'' doubles as HilariousInHindsight:
--> "Raiden's victory comes as no surprise to him. He was never impressed by Shang Tsung's inferior sorcery, Goro's brute force, or the challenge of the other contestants. He quickly becomes bored with his mortal competition and soon invites other gods to participate in the contest. The ensuing battles rage on for years. And the wars result in [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt our world's final destruction]]. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Have a nice day]]."
* Some of the Friendships in [[VideoGame/MortalKombat2 II]], which are all followed by Shao Kahn's bewildered "Friendship?!"
** And [[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 MK3]], he cries, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cYCrK59tME Friendship! Friendship? ''Again''?!]]"
* Also from II: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtJFsSVkrs Shao and Kintaro wreck the Acclaim logo]].
* In ''2'' and ''3'', when Noob Saibot won a round, the announcer (Kahn) didn't actually say his name. Instead, for ''2'', he would say, "Feel the power of" followed by a scream of "Toasty!"[[note]]The Super Nintendo version kind of ruined the joke by instead having Kahn say "You will die, mortal!" followed by Forden's "Toasty!" It's difficult to say what the new punchline was supposed to be.[[/note]] For ''3'', he would say, "It's official: you suck."
** It doesn't end there: in Mortal Kombat Komplete, his fatality is described as thus:
--> Noob Saibot plays tug of war for keeps.
* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb4pEXK5Gdk gibberish]] is absolutely hilarious.
--> '''Raiden:''' I NEED MY MONEY!!
** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z22R_xzXeTk Johnny bought a car!]]"
* The SNES version of the first game has Sonya with a masculine scream when you uppercut her into the Pit Bottom.
[[AC:Film]]
* Johnny Cage's textbook-perfect GroinAttack towards [[MultiArmedAndDangerous Goro]], especially since upon impact, the camera cut right to Goro's eyes dilating as he moaned in pain.
** Raiden then cheers and slaps another spectator on the back... then sheepishly apologizes. Made even funnier by the fact that the spectator is one of Shang Tsung's {{Mooks}}.
*** Even funnier is the mook's look of confusion when Raiden apologizes.
** The twins mooks who seem to be a little {{HoYay}} for Goro.
** "Those were $500 sunglasses, asshole!"
** Even funnier when Johnny evades Goro as he nurses his own hand in pain. BallsOfSteel indeed.
-->"Damn! That ''hurt''!"
* Less so but still good, Cage leaves an autographed photo after defeating Scorpion as a nod to his Friendship from the games.
* Johnny Cage meets Liu Kang for the first time. He tries to pay him to carry his luggage onboard the ship, thinking he's some valet. Liu Kang takes the money, grabs a suitcase, walks over to the edge of the water, drops it in, and walks off.
-->'''Johnny Cage:''' ''(watching his luggage sink)'' Huh. Thank God I didn't ask him to park the car.
* The comic spectacle of Johnny Cage carrying more bags than he knows what to do with onto the island, first falling over onto the beach, then the "no more steps" line, then Johnny falling over atop a large staircase and Liu asking "Do you need help with those?"
** Notice that Cage has fewer and fewer suitcases with each scene, until, by the time he reaches the top, he's down to just one.
* When the PowerTrio are leaving Shang Tsung's throne room and are trying to find Kitana, Cage is certain she went down a certain passageway ([[WhatAnIdiot despite the still intact, hallway-wide spider webs]]). The passageway ends up leading them right back into the throne room.
-->'''Johnny Cage:''' I can smell her perfume.\\
'''Liu Kang:''' I don't smell anything!\\
(cut to them winding up back where they started, Sonya annoyed while Johnny looks confused)\\
'''Sonya Blade:''' I smell something...''bullshit''.
** Followed by Cage mockingly mimicking her.
** Immediately following this scene, the three are ambushed by a group of mooks. After handily fighting them off and engaging in some post-combat banter, they get a visit from Raiden:
--->'''Raiden:''' [[SarcasticClapping *mocking slow clap*]] Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Now why don't you tell me what you plan to do about...them?\\
''The three turn around... and realise there is a huge army of mooks behind them.
*** The group prepares to fight, but Raiden stops the mooks with a single gesture and a calmly intoned threat, before guiding them out. Cage can't help but toss one last quip as he goes.
---->'''Johnny Cage:''' You guys are lucky he stopped us.
* "I'm in a hostile environment, I'm completely unprepared, I'm surrounded by people who probably wanna kick my ass... it's like being back in high school!"
* When Liu Kang returns to his temple and meets with his fellow monks and Raiden again, Liu doesn't show the proper etiquette towards Raiden, quickly prompting Liu Kang's Abbot and mentor figure to defend Liu, telling Raiden that too much television in America has rotted Liu Kang's mind.
* "The fate of billions will depend upon you. Heh heh heh heh... sorry."
* Johnny Cage, after [[OhCrap seeing Sub-Zero kill an opponent by freezing him]] and [[LiterallyShatteredLives causing him to shatter:]]
--> "[[JoinTheArmyTheySaid 'Come to a little tournament,' he said. 'Good for the career,' he said.]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck Yeah, right...]]"
* Johnny gets a CowardlySidekick moment when the three heroes see a silhouette of Goro ahead:
-->'''Johnny''': Sonya... you go on ahead. Find out what that was. Liu and I will wait right here.
** Of course, Sonya was being very reckless; Johnny was half snarking her for it.
* This exchange after Sonya doggedly goes after Shang Tsung and Kano:
-->'''Johnny''': You have to admire her; when she sets her mind on something...
-->'''Liu Kang''': It's not her mind you're admiring. *follows her*
-->(beat)
-->'''Johnny''': *shrug* It's true.

[[AC:Meta]]
* One from the MakingOf movie for ''[=MK3=]'': Dan Forden doing a "Toasty!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLK3E5IkXgo in real life]]. Complete with Ed Boon promptly turning away from the camera while laughing.
** From the same documentary, Carlos Pesina and Sal Divita having a not-entirely-unbiased argument over who's better between Raiden (played by Pesina) and Sektor (played by Divita.) It boils over into a fight that spans the whole movie and leads to its own hilarious moments. Heck it even starts with Carlos putting on the Raiden hat and Sal putting on the Sektor helmet before they get down to it.
** At one point while escaping Divita, Carlos runs past an [=MK2=] machine, sees the side image of Raiden (or rather, ''himself'' since, well, he played Raiden) and briefly adopts Raiden's pose for fun before running off. A moment later, Divita runs in, sees the marquee and scoffs at it before resuming chase.
** The two run past a slightly interested receptionist:
-->'''Receptionist:''' (sees Carlos run by) Hi Raiden. (sees Sal run after him) Hi Sektor.
** Another one [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bY5VZOlFIg here]] during the [[VideoGame/MortalKombatX Mortal Kombat X]] livestream, with the streamers declaring they'll make a .gif out of the moment.

* Dan Forden doing a "Toasty!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLK3E5IkXgo in real life]]. Complete with Ed Boon promptly turning away from the camera while laughing.

* Dan Forden doing a "Toasty!" [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfOYQeRYVCU in real life]]. Complete with Ed Boon promptly turning away from the camera while laughing.

* The Wastelands Stage in Armageddon has a stage fatality that launches flaming, screaming characters into a building by catapult, complete with a cartoony splat at the end and them sliding down while groaning in agony. The absolute winner has to be Scorpion (and Chameleon by extension) who screams like a total biatch; both videos of all characters except Khameleon can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFEFEoK213w here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENQpErdUDlo here]], though be warned, you will be cracking up laughing by the time you've seen them both.

* Also from II: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhtJFsSVkrs Shao and Kintaro wreck the logo]].
* The Wastelands Stage in Armageddon has a stage fatality that launches flaming, screaming characters into a building by catapult, complete with a cartoony splat at the end and them sliding down while groaning in agony. The absolute winner has to be Scorpion (and Chameleon by extension) who screams like a total biatch; both videos of all characters expept Khameleon can be seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFEFEoK213w here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENQpErdUDlo here]], though be warned, you will be cracking up laughing by the time you've seen them both.

** Raiden then cheers and slaps another spectator on the back...then sheepishly apologizes. Made even funnier by the fact that the spectator is one of Shang Tsung's {{Mooks}}.

* In ''2'' and ''3'', when Noob Saibot won a round, the announcer didn't actually say his name. Instead, for ''2'', he would say, "Feel the power of" followed by a scream of "Toasty!" For ''3'', he would say, "It's official: you suck."

-->"DAMN, THAT HURTS!"

** And [[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 MK3]], he cries, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cYCrK59tME Friendship! Friendship? ''Again''?!]]"

** And [[VideoGame/MortalKombat3 MK3]], he cries, "Friendship! Friendship? ''Again''?!"

--> "'Come to a little tournament,' he said. 'Good for the career,' he said. Yeah, right..."

* Johnny Cage's GroinAttack towards Goro, especially since upon impact, the camera cut right to Goro's eyes dilating as he moaned in pain.

** Even funnier when Johnny evades Goro he nurses his own hand in pain. BallsOfSteel indeed.

* See [[Funny/MortalKombatX this Mortal Kombat X specific page]] for some of the more hilarious entries.

-->'''Johnny Cage:''' I can smell her perfume.
-->'''Liu Kang:''' I don't smell anything!
-->'''Sonya Blade:''' I smell something...''bullshit''.

-->'''Raiden:''' [[SarcasticClapping *mocking slow clap*]] Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Now why don't you tell me what you plan to do about...them?
-->''The three turn around... and realise there is a huge army of mooks behind them.

-->'''Johnny Cage:''' You guys are lucky he stopped us.

* Cassie Cage's fatality in MKX: After kneecapping her opponent, she [[PrettyLittleHeadshots shoots them in the head]], causing blood to stream out. She then plugs the hole with her gum, making a gum bubble that expands and pops.
** That is nothing compared to her other Fatality, in which she chops off her victim's jaw.... then proceeds to take a selfie with the victim and posts it in social media (yes, complete with a facebook-like webpage with comments).

-->'''Johnny''': *shrug* It's true.