History Funny / MeMyselfAndIrene

** Hell, ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypically foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent sons.

'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt)'' There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's VAGI-CLEAN. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.

* The montage when "Hank" fully emerges, and Charlies later fights with Hank, including when JimCarrey ''throws himself out of a car''.

* "God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]

-->'''Jamaal''': You a muthafuckin' disgrace! Sichern Sie die hinteren Türen und stellen Sie die mutterfressenden Rotorpedale ein! (Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!)
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)
'''Jamaal''': Jetzt den gottverdammten Wechselrichter wechseln! (Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!)
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)

** The end of the movie has Whitey, Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Jr. in the plane [[LeaningonTheFourthWall and wave goodbye to the audience.]]

* "Goddammit Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]

'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.

-->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\
'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\
'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.

** ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypically foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent, sons.

** One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!"]]

'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.

'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough...''(The woman and her kids stare at Hank in shock)'' Put a rush on that.

** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
*** "What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]"

** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."

** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."

** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."

--> '''All:''' Bye y'all! Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!

* ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypical, yet incredibly intelligent, children.
* The end of the movie, when Whitey, Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Jr. are all in the plane [[LeaningonTheFourthWall and wave goodbye to the audience.]]

* One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!"]]

* The end of the movie, when Whitey, Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Jr. are all in the plane and wave goodbye to the audience.

* One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, BITCH?!"]]

* The montage when "Hank" fully emerges, and Charlie's later fights with Hank, including when JimCarrey ''throws himself out of a car''.

* ANY SCENE involving Hank's steryotipical, yet incredibly intelligent, children.

** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out her with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."