Line #8 Funny/MeMyselfAndIrene


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2	* Poor Charlie going at the church confessional:
3	-->'''Charlie:''' "I don't know, Father, sometimes it just seems like the whole town is laughing at me behind my back!"
4	-->'''Priest:''' "...Charlie, is that you?"
5	-->'''Charlie:''' ''[[OhCrap quickly ducks]]''
6	* The montage when "Hank" fully emerges, and Charlie's later fights with Hank, including when Creator/JimCarrey ''throws himself out of a car''.
7	** And then ''[[RefugeInAudacity runs back to the car and gets back in]].''
8	** He wraps one leg around the other to trip himself up out of a train about a meter up from the ground, in a stunt that doesn't look faked.
9	** Hank about to take a crap on his neighbor's lawn, then a MatchCut to chocolate frozen yogurt a police officer is buying.
10	** When Hank emerges for the first time:
11	--->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey? [[UnusualEuphemism A little extra cheese on the taco?]]\
12	'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me?\
13	'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet in her shopping cart)'' There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's VAGI-CLEAN. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.
14	* One of his sons dropping a ClusterFBomb in [[BilingualBonus German]] while reading a foreign user's manual.
15	-->'''Jamaal''': You a muthafuckin' disgrace! Sichern Sie die hinteren Türen und stellen Sie die mutterfressenden Rotorpedale ein! (Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!)\
16	'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)\
17	'''Jamaal''': Jetzt den gottverdammten Wechselrichter wechseln! (Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!)\
18	'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)\
19	'''Jamaal''': WELL, THEN GET THIS MOTHERFUCKER OFF THE GROUND!
20	** Hell, ANY SCENE involving Charlie's stereotypically [[SophisticatedAsHell foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent sons]].
21	** The end of the movie has Whitey, Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Jr. in the plane [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall and wave goodbye to the audience.]]
22	---> '''All:''' Bye, y'all! Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!
23	** One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?"]]
24	** This exchange:
25	---> '''Lee Harvey:''' Is your old lady happy?
26	---> '''Gerke:''' My old lady?
27	---> '''Lee Harvey:''' Yeah man, 'cause if your fuckin' is anything like your police work you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve-pound pussy!
28	* After Whitey comes along for the ride, Irene tries on his rather unusual glasses, and vividly sees a bunch of faces in windows. Without the glasses, she faintly sees a passing airplane.
29	* "God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Charlie's cooking]] ''[[BiggerIsBetterInBed footlongs]]''.
30	* The scene where Charlie tries to put a wounded cow out of its misery. Even after multiple shots to the head at point blank range, it's still alive. He resorts to choking it- towards the end of the scene it lets out a gurgle noise. We find out in a later scene that even after all that, the cow ''still isn't dead''!
31	** And wearing a neck brace, at that!

Context Funny / MeMyselfAndIrene