History Funny / MeMyselfAndIrene

28th Aug '15 12:50:17 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.
28th Aug '15 12:49:45 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough...''(The woman and her kids stare at Hank in shock)'' Put a rush on that.
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The woman and drags her kids stare at Hank away in shock)'' shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.
4th Aug '15 10:09:44 PM DoctorSleep
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* "Goddammit Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]
18th Jun '15 6:43:06 PM AriRockefeller
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that." *** "What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]"
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** "We When Hank emerges for the first time: -->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\ '''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\ '''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' ''(The woman and her kids stare at Hank in shock)'' Put a rush on that." *** "What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]"
23rd May '15 10:29:53 AM wyattte
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* After Whitey comes along for the ride, Irene tries on his rather unusual glasses, and vividly sees a bunch of faces in windows. Without the glasses, she faintly sees a passing airplane.
15th May '15 1:32:41 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
15th May '15 1:32:25 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's Vagi-Clean. '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
15th May '15 1:31:53 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean. Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean.Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."" *** "What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]"
17th Mar '15 11:23:09 PM JackWhitehead
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** This exchange: --> '''Lee Harvey:''' Is your old lady happy? --> '''Gerke:''' My old lady? --> '''Lee Harvey:''' Yeah man, 'cause if your fuckin' is anything like your police work you couldn't hit the G-spot on a twelve-pound pussy!
25th Nov '14 1:43:33 AM realscreamer
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--> '''All:''' Bye y'all! Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!
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--> '''All:''' Bye Bye, y'all! Thanks for watching our motherfucking movie!
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