History Funny / MeMyselfAndIrene

11th Apr '16 3:30:02 PM taddavis
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* "Goddammit Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]

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* "Goddammit "God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]
11th Apr '16 3:28:35 PM taddavis
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'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.

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'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) belt)'' There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''.VAGI-CLEAN. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.
11th Apr '16 3:27:47 PM taddavis
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-->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\
'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\
'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.

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-->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; honey? [[UnusualEuphemism a A little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\
'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\
me?\\
'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) There's no price tag on this.this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...shock)'' Put a rush on that.



** ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypically foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent, sons.

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** Hell, ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypically foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent, intelligent sons.



** One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!"]]

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** One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!"]]BITCH]]?"]]
28th Aug '15 12:50:17 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.

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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.
28th Aug '15 12:49:45 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough...''(The woman and her kids stare at Hank in shock)'' Put a rush on that.

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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The woman and drags her kids stare at Hank away in shock)'' shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.
4th Aug '15 10:09:44 PM DoctorSleep
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* "Goddammit Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]
18th Jun '15 6:43:06 PM AriRockefeller
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
*** "What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]"

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** "We When Hank emerges for the first time:
-->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\
'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\
'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We
need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' ''(The woman and her kids stare at Hank in shock)'' Put a rush on that."
*** "What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]"
23rd May '15 10:29:53 AM wyattte
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* After Whitey comes along for the ride, Irene tries on his rather unusual glasses, and vividly sees a bunch of faces in windows. Without the glasses, she faintly sees a passing airplane.
15th May '15 1:32:41 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."

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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
15th May '15 1:32:25 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's Vagi-Clean. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....Put a rush on that."

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** "We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's Vagi-Clean. '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a woman out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough....sourdough... ''*sniffs sharply*'' Put a rush on that."
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