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21st Apr '17 4:03:40 PM Golondrina
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* The montage when "Hank" fully emerges, and Charlies later fights with Hank, including when JimCarrey ''throws himself out of a car''.

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* The montage when "Hank" fully emerges, and Charlies later fights with Hank, including when JimCarrey Creator/JimCarrey ''throws himself out of a car''.
17th Mar '17 1:24:23 AM bt8257
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* "God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]

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* "God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]Charlie's cooking]] ''[[BiggerIsBetterInBed footlongs]]''.
12th Mar '17 2:52:22 PM hack-normal
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-->'''Jamaal''': You a muthafuckin' disgrace! Sichern Sie die hinteren Türen und stellen Sie die mutterfressenden Rotorpedale ein! (Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!)
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)
'''Jamaal''': Jetzt den gottverdammten Wechselrichter wechseln! (Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!)
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)

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-->'''Jamaal''': You a muthafuckin' disgrace! Sichern Sie die hinteren Türen und stellen Sie die mutterfressenden Rotorpedale ein! (Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!)
pedals!)\\
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)
(Check!)\\
'''Jamaal''': Jetzt den gottverdammten Wechselrichter wechseln! (Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!)
switch!)\\
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)(Check!)\\
12th Mar '17 2:51:41 PM hack-normal
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-->'''Jamaal''': You a muthafuckin' disgrace! Sichern Sie die hinteren Türen und stellen Sie die mutterfressenden Rotorpedale ein! (Secure the aft doors and adjust the motherfucking rotor pedals!)
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)
'''Jamaal''': Jetzt den gottverdammten Wechselrichter wechseln! (Now, disengage the goddamn inverter switch!)
'''Shonté Jr.''': Jawohl! (Check!)
'''Jamaal''': Well, get this motherfucker off the ground!
24th Dec '16 9:19:13 PM bt8257
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** The end of the movie has Whitey, Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Jr. in the plane [[LeaningonTheFourthWall and wave goodbye to the audience.]]

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** The end of the movie has Whitey, Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonté Jr. in the plane [[LeaningonTheFourthWall [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall and wave goodbye to the audience.]]
24th Dec '16 9:19:13 PM bt8257
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11th Apr '16 3:30:02 PM taddavis
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* "Goddammit Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]

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* "Goddammit "God damn it, Charlie! Those kid's dicks are bigger than them sausages!" [[BiggusDickus [[BiggerIsBetterInBed Charlie was cooking footlongs.]]
11th Apr '16 3:28:35 PM taddavis
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'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.

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'''Hank''': No, excuse ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) belt)'' There's no price tag on this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''.VAGI-CLEAN. We got a customer out here with a full-on Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' Put a rush on that.
11th Apr '16 3:27:47 PM taddavis
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-->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; [[UnusualEuphemism a little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\
'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\
'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.

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-->'''Hank''': ''(goes through woman's cart)'' Vagi-Clean, huh? What's the matter, honey; honey? [[UnusualEuphemism a A little extra cheese on the taco?]]\\
'''Customer''': ''(aghast)'' Excuse me!?\\
me?\\
'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's ''me''. ''(gets in front of the customer to place his helmet on the conveyor belt) There's no price tag on this.this [the Vagi-Clean]. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's Fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... sourdough. ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...shock)'' Put a rush on that.



** ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypically foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent, sons.

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** Hell, ANY SCENE involving Hank's stereotypically foul-mouthed, yet incredibly intelligent, intelligent sons.



** One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!"]]

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** One phrase: [[spoiler: "Will you marry me, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]?!"]]BITCH]]?"]]
28th Aug '15 12:50:17 PM Miracle@StOlaf
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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.

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'''Hank''': No, excuse me; there's no price tag on this. ''(reaches over and grabs the mic for the grocery store's PA)'' We need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. I repeat, we need a price check on Vagi-Clean, aisle five. That's '''Vagi-Clean'''. We got a customer out here with a full-on fallopian fungus; she's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough... *sniffs* ''(The ''(sniffs loudly while the woman drags her kids away in shock)'' ...Put a rush on that.
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