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26th Mar '13 9:57:48 AM NineTailedCat
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* The Warport security is full of these. Answer a question wrong and the security person turns into a giant demon and kill you almost instantly. The best part is that they will call you a terrorist and then kill you if if, for example, you say that the color blue is ugly, that you don't have enough legs, or that you don't find them attractive.
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* The Warport security is full of these. Answer a question wrong and the security person turns into a giant demon and kill kills you almost instantly. The best part is that they will call you a terrorist and then kill you if if, for example, you say that the color blue is ugly, that you don't have enough legs, or that you don't find them attractive.
23rd Mar '13 7:00:20 PM Speedchesser
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* The Warport security is full of these. Answer a question wrong and the security person turns into a giant demon and kill you almost instantly. The best part is that they will call you a terrorist if, for example, you say that the color blue is ugly, that you don't have enough legs, or that you don't find them attractive.
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* The Warport security is full of these. Answer a question wrong and the security person turns into a giant demon and kill you almost instantly. The best part is that they will call you a terrorist and then kill you if if, for example, you say that the color blue is ugly, that you don't have enough legs, or that you don't find them attractive.
23rd Mar '13 6:58:55 PM Speedchesser
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* The Warport security is full of these. Answer a question wrong and the security person turns into a giant demon and kill you almost instantly. The best part is that they will call you a terrorist if, for example, you say that the color blue is ugly, that you don't have enough legs, or that you don't find them attractive.
7th Jun '11 9:35:03 AM PhoenixFire
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* The encyclopedia's description of the zombie [[spoiler:locksmith]] miniboss. -->WHY A ZOMBIE [[spoiler:LOCKSMITH]]?! WHY?! [[GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING]]?! [[BrickJoke IT DOESN'T FIT IN ANYWHERE AT ALL]]!! I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!
13th Feb '11 6:51:33 PM Darkaros
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!!!Multiple Chapters: * Practically everything the Governance de Magi says while staging its council meetings. Especially Melchior's lines. In particular: -->'''(The Governance de Magi is asking for volunteers to go after Rohoph)''' -->'''Melchior''': I'd go, but I need to wash my hair. -->'''Gaspar''': YOU DON'T FOOLIN' WELL ''HAVE'' ANY PRUNIN' HAIR, YOU LAGABOUTIN' SPOUTIN' POUTIN' TROUT! -->'''Melchior''': So it will take a very long time to wash it. You see, mathematically, since I have no hair, and dividing by zero results in infinity, it shall take an infinite amount of time to wash my hair. ** Every single thing Solaar says. ** Also, Saul, an [[LargeHam over-the-top necromancer]] who [[ThirdPersonPerson narrates his life in a mixture of]] PurpleProse and StylisticSuck. !!!Chapter 2: -->'''Mardek''': Well, I'd only kill a guy if he killed me first! !!!Chapter 3: -->'''(Gaspar is talking about how he will kill Mardek's party before they [[BreakingTheFourthWall level up enough to pose a threat]])''' -->'''Melchior:''' But what if they all use their soul transfer thingy-majigs? -->'''Balthazar:''' I keep telling you: humans cannot do that, myes. They are weak and pathetic and they can't even perceive psychic energy waves or electromagnetic radiation. -->'''Melchior:''' You have to ''believe'', Balthy. You have to believe. ** Take Vehrn and Elywen into the Dark Temple. Talk to Elywen. Do the same, but with Elwyen and Solaar. Laughter will ensue.
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