History Funny / Madeline

* Lord Covington stepping on dog poop near the end of the film. His reaction is hilarious!
* After Madeline is released from the hospital, Helen's car is forced to wait behind a lorry, causing the cook to remember her first husband, who was a lorry driver, and call him a stupid man. After a minute, she gets frustrated and proceeds to go around it, much to Madeline's shock.

-->'''Prospective Buyer''': For good reason I see.

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* "There will be no laughing here! Laughing is banished! Smiling is banned! Happiness is... is..."

-->'''[=LaCroque=]:''' When I need your help with words, Henri, you will be invited to speak!
* Also in "Madeline: Lost in Paris", Henri (who is trying to dispose of Madeline's suitcase) claims the suitcase [[BlatantLies belongs to him]]. Ms. Clavel calls him out on his lie when she opens the suitcase to reveal what is ''clearly'' Madeline's belongings.

* One of the lies in "Madeline and the White Lie" was that the crown belonged to King Louie the Nineteenth-and-a-half, and they only know half as much about him because he's half a king. Then, she imagines the statue telling her off.
-->'''Imaginary Statue''': There were not 19 Louies. And there was not half a Louie! You lied!
* In "Madeline At The Cooking School", the girls' initial recipe is so horrible, not only EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt, Lord Cucuface [[GreenAroundTheGills turns green (in the face)!]]

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* In "Madeline At The Cooking School", the girls' initial recipe is so horrible, not only EvenTheRatsWontTouchIt, Lord Cucuface [[GreenAroundTheGills turns green!]]

* A LampshadeWearing moment in the episode ''Madeline and the Big Cheese''. Danielle and Madeline has to come up with an impromptu way to lull Lord Cucuface to sleep so... well, see the [[http://www.tv.com/madeline/madeline-and-the-big-cheese/episode/138143/summary.html?tag=ep_guide;summary TV.com summary]].

-->'''Madeline:''' ''thinks'' '''AHA!''' ''Puts lampshade over Danielle's head'' '''Queen ''Lampshade!'''''

-->'''Imaginary Statue''': "There were not 19 Louies. And there was not half a Louie! You lied!"

* "Greybeard?! How terrible!" "Terrible indeed. Especially since he died 200 years ago."

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* The debate on eating a chicken, "Fred", that Madeline "befriended" in Helen's car. It turns into half the class making chicken noises at [[AlphaBitch Vicky]], who gleefully chose to eat it. Then Lord Covington catches them in the act.

* "[[WouldntHitAGirl Don't kill the nun]]!" "Forget the nun, [[WouldntHurtAChild DON'T KILL THE IDIOTS]]!"

** A LampshadeWearing moment in the episode ''Madeline and the Big Cheese''. Danielle and Madeline has to come up with an impromptu way to lull Lord Cucuface to sleep so... well, see the [[http://www.tv.com/madeline/madeline-and-the-big-cheese/episode/138143/summary.html?tag=ep_guide;summary TV.com summary]].

** "Greybeard?! How terrible!" "Terrible indeed. Especially since he died 200 years ago."
** Whenever Maestro Stroganoff bursts into tears in "Madeline and the Old Violin."
** "Who ever heard of a Joan of Arc with ''polka dots?''"
** When Madeline asks why [=LaCroque=] got her name (she used to be called "La Jolie Fleur"):

** "There will be no laughing here! Laughing is banished! Smiling is banned! Happiness is... is..."

** "[[WouldntHitAGirl Don't kill the nun]]!" "Forget the nun, [[WouldntHurtAChild DON'T KILL THE IDIOTS]]!"
** ANY scene with The Idiots, from being shouted to by Leopold, to setting each other's helmets on fire.
** Lord Covington stepping on dog poop near the end of the film. His reaction is hilarious!

* [=DiC=] animated series

* Film
** "Don't kill the nun!" "Forget the nun, DON'T KILL THE IDIOTS!"

** Lord Covington stepping on dog poop near the end of the film. His reaction is hilarious!

** "Don't kill the nun!" "Forget the nun, DON'T KILL THE IDIOTS!"

** "There will be no laughing here! Laughing is banished! Smiling is banned! Laughing is... is..."

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* A LampshadeWearing moment in the episode ''Madeline and the Big Cheese''. Danielle and Madeline has to come up with an impromptu way to lull Lord Cucuface to sleep so... well, see the [[http://www.tv.com/madeline/madeline-and-the-big-cheese/episode/138143/summary.html?tag=ep_guide;summary TV.com summary]].

* "Greybeard?! How terrible!" "Terrible indeed. Especially since he died 200 years ago."
* Whenever Maestro Stroganoff bursts into tears in "Madeline and the Old Violin."
* "Who ever heard of a Joan of Arc with ''polka dots?''"
* When Madeline asks why [=LaCroque=] got her name (she used to be called "La Jolie Fleur"):

* "There will be no laughing here! Laughing is banished! Smiling is banned! Laughing is... is..."

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* "Don't kill the nun!" "Forget the nun, DON'T KILL THE IDIOTS!"

* When Madeline asks why LaCroque got her name (she used to be called "La Jolie Fleur"):

-->'''LaCroque:''' When I need your help with words, Henri, you will be invited to speak!

-->'''LaCroque:''' When I need your help with words, Henri, you will be invited to speak!

* When Madeline asks why La Croc got her name (she used to be called "La Jolie Fleur"):
-->'''Henri:''' She wilted.

* Whenever the conductor bursts into tears in "Madeline and the Old Violin."

* "Greybeard?! How terrible!" "Terrible indeed. [[DeadpanSnarker: Especially since he died 200 years ago."]]

-->'''Danielle:''' Fine, and you be Princess Drapery!

* A LampshadeWearing moment in the episode ''Madeline and the Big Cheese''. Danielle and Madeline has to come up with an impromptu way to lull Lord Cucuface to sleep so... well, see the [[http://www.tv.com/madeline/madeline-and-the-big-cheese/episode/138143/summary.html?tag=ep_guide;summary TV.com summary]]. Also counts as the episode's CrowningMomentOfFunny.