History Funny / LordKat

* [=LordKat=] (and his chat) inventing a unique new app for the [=iPhone=]: [[http://www.lordkat.com/wiki/index.php/The_Pooptracker_8000 The Pooptracker 8000]]. A rare poop-related joke that is also ''hilarious''.

* Jason playing ''LANoire'', primarily because he DrivesLikeCrazy to [[SerialEscalation an absurd extent]]. When he manages to make it to a destination without hitting any buildings, objects, or people, everyone around expresses shock.

* The entirety of the opening of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3twP7lpUWA episode of [=LordKaT=] Live!. A dramatic straight faced retelling of the Console Wars of the 90's, complete with potent amounts of CrossesTheLineTwice in jason's distinct style, as he struggles throughout to keep from outright corpsing. Culminates in this fantastically timed MoodWhiplash after having compared it to the ''Vietnam War'' of all things:

* The entirety of the opening of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3twP7lpUWA episode of LordKaT Live!. A dramatic straight faced retelling of the Console Wars of the 90's, complete with potent amounts of CrossesTheLineTwice in jason's distinct style, as he struggles throughout to keep from outright corpsing. Culminates in this fantastically timed MoodWhiplash after having compared it to the ''Vietnam War'' of all things:

-->'''Jason''': ...welcome to LordKaT Live everyone! *goes on to introduce everybody*

* Lordkat and friends face off against a madman, a former contestant of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tester#Season_2 The Tester]], who believes his computer is his daughter and that he is famous. This is the tale of the [[http://www.lordkat.com/hatedick Festivus Miracle....]]

*** The tongue-in-cheek [[http://www.lordkat.com/wiki/index.php/The_Festivus_Miracle_Encounter article]] from the [=LordKat=] wiki (mostly) does it justice, however.

** On that subject, don't forget his [[{{Angrish}} reaction]] to ComicBook/ChakanTheForeverMan's [[NoEnding lack of an ending.]]

* ''Until We Win: Bebe's Kids'' has a lot of these. [=LordKat=]'s "negotiation" with [[spoiler:Nostalgia Critic]] in the beginning (which he even ends in his trademark style, but using [=LordKat=]'s catchphrase instead of his own), [[spoiler:the Critic]] and [=Lordkat=] getting into a fight about UsefulNotes/NewYork vs UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}}, "Controls Design 101", "That's the gayest robot I've ever seen"...

** Especially when the chat suggests [[TabletopGame/WyrmwickCampaign Mage Firenipple's]] voice for the default alarm setting. ("Ah, it's time to poop! Rrrrrootootootootootoot!")

** Any time RolloT runs face-first into a Tank, guaranteed to make him [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Scream Like A Little Girl]].

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8o7eJtMHs Lordkat playing Final Fantasy 11 after 10 years]]. Which results in confusion over controls, RolloT getting lost, and [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] losing his mind due to laughter-based oxygen loss.

* For a short time in 2012, Jason received complaints from Twitch TV streamers and administrators about the lack of video game-related content on his livestream. He responded by running ''ProgressQuest'' every time he was away from his computer.

-->'''[=RolloT=]:''' Bye, Lupa...

** Especially when the chat suggests [[WyrmwickCampaign Mage Firenipple's]] voice for the default alarm setting. ("Ah, it's time to poop! Rrrrrootootootootootoot!")

--> '''[=LordKat=]:''' I suspect Dracula's next after this, though somehow I don't think [[{{Castlevania}} Simon Belmont]] ever fought a big caterpillar. Maybe that'll be in the next {{Castlevania}} game.

* ''Until We Win: Bebe's Kids'' has a lot of these. [=LordKat=]'s "negotiation" with [[spoiler:Nostalgia Critic]] in the beginning (which he even ends in his trademark style, but using [=LordKat=]'s catchphrase instead of his own), [[spoiler:the Critic]] and [=Lordkat=] getting into a fight about [[BigApplesauce New York]] vs [[TheWindyCity Chicago]], "Controls Design 101", "That's the gayest robot I've ever seen"...

* As one of his weekly Until We Win challenges, [=LordKaT=] decided to attempt an [=L4D2=] campaign on [[NintendoHard Hardcore]] Death's Door. On one run in the final level, [[ButtMonkey Sable]] got '''right next to the escape ship''' but died because he didn't listen when LK warned him about a Hunter. As the level restarted, Behemoth proclaimed "Sable, I'm gonna call you [[KamenRiderDecade Decade]] from now on, 'cuz [[MemeticMutation it's all your fault]]."

*** At one pointm after another complaint from [=MechaGM=], Sable gets in this classic response: "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Shut up and roll your areolas!]]"

--->'''[=LordKat=]:''' You can't just jump. First, you have to pray to the Voodoo god of jumping, spin around three times in your chair, sacrifice a virgin goat and then bathe in its blood before the game even ''thinks'' about letting you jump.

* Lordkat's "Left4Dead2" sessions have led to several of these moments--the most memorable being the [[http://www.justin.tv/natetmc/b/275362309 "Everything Burns"]] campaign.

** To elaborate: 3 hours of chatting with a man who has to be the world's ''biggest'' CloudCuckoolander (and a pathological liar to boot). It truly has to be heard to be believed.
*** The tongue-in-cheek [[http://www.lordkat.com/wiki/index.php/The_Festivus_Miracle_Encounter article]] from the [=LordKat=] wiki (mostly) does it justice, however.
** Then, in the aftermath of the confrontation, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuWV96qcOU this]]...'''''whatever''''' it is...appeared on YouTube.

-->'''[=Lupa=]:''' Oh...sure. Okay. Good night, guys.

** Especially when the chat suggests [[WyrmwickCampaign Mage Firenipple]]'s voice for the default alarm setting. ("Ah, it's time to poop! Rrrrrootootootootootoot!")

* For a short time in 2012, Jason received complaints from Twitch TV streamers and administrators about the lack of video game-related content on his livestream. He responded by running ''ProgressQuest'' every time he was away from his computer.

* [=LordKat=] and [=Rollo T=] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS1l5SCuwxQ&feature=related talk about...things]]. (NSFW)

** To elaborate: 4+ hours of chatting with a man who has to be the world's ''biggest'' CloudCuckoolander (and a pathological liar to boot). It truly has to be heard to be believed.

* As one of his weekly Until We Win challenges, [=LordKaT=] decided to attempt an L4D2 campaign
on [[NintendoHard Hardcore]] Death's Door. On one run in the final level, [[ButtMonkey Sable]] got '''right next to the escape ship''' but died because he didn't listen when LK warned him about a Hunter. As the level restarted, Behemoth proclaimed "Sable, I'm gonna call you [[KamenRiderDecade Decade]] from now on, 'cuz [[MemeticMutation it's all your fault]]."

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8o7eJtMHs Lordkat playing Final Fantasy 11 after 10 years]]. Which results in confusion over controls, RolloT getting lost, and [[AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] losing his mind due to laughter-based oxygen loss.