Line #76 Funny/LordKat


1	* ''Until We Win: Bebe's Kids'' has a lot of these. [=LordKat=]'s "negotiation" with [[spoiler:WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic]] in the beginning (which he even ends in his trademark style, but using [=LordKat=]'s catchphrase instead of his own), [[spoiler:the Critic]] and [=Lordkat=] getting into a fight about UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity vs UsefulNotes/{{Chicago}}, "Controls Design 101", "That's the gayest robot I've ever seen"...
2	** "It's like playing a white deck against a blue deck in ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'', and the blue deck puts out the Phantom Warrior with his 2 damage, and he keeps poking you with his 2 damage, 2 damage, 2 damage, every round!"
3	* Upon completing the ''Silver Surfer'' game, [=LordKat=] discovered there was a HARDER difficulty. After BARELY beating that, there was a HARDER Difficulty. Her deadpan expression is absolutely hilarious.
4	* On that subject, don't forget her [[{{Angrish}} reaction]] to ''VideoGame/ChakanTheForeverMan'''s [[NoEnding lack of an ending.]]
5	* Her advice to get through the Volcano level in ''Actraiser 2''.
6	-->'''[=LordKat=]:''' If I were to give you some advice, I'd sound like Mr. Miyagi. Be quick, but not too quick. Don't go too high or too low. Wax on, wax off, that kinda bullshit.
7	** Also from ''Actraiser 2'':
8	---> '''[=LordKat=]''': This snail kicked my ass. I can't believe that sentence just came out of my mouth.
9	* Helping [[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]] beat ''Pumpkinhead II''.
10	--> '''[=LordKat=]''': He's gonna make us watch it.
11	--> '''Spoony''': Watch what?
12	--> ''[[BigLippedAlligatorMoment Cue Pumpkinhead dancing.]]''
13	* From the worst game requests:
14	--> '''[=LordKat=]''': ''The Pagemaster'' is a game about a little boy in a gray dungeon and he can't get out of it because this game blows chunks. At least, I think that's what the game is about.
15	** Or this line:
16	--->'''[=LordKat=]:''' You can't just jump. First, you have to pray to the Voodoo god of jumping, spin around three times in your chair, sacrifice a virgin goat and then [[BloodBath bathe in its blood]] before the game even ''thinks'' about letting you jump.
17	* During ''Monster Party'', when one of the bosses is the Grim Reaper:
18	--> '''[=LordKat=]:''' I suspect Dracula's next after this, though somehow I don't think [[VideoGame/CastlevaniaI Simon Belmont]] ever fought a big caterpillar. Maybe that'll be in the next ''Franchise/{{Castlevania}} game.
19	* "[=LordKat=] Eats", a regular feature on her stream, is always good for a few laughs. Standing head and shoulders above all other editions, however, is her absolutely stunning reaction to the "pickled vegetable". Watch it [[http://www.lordkat.com/lordkat-eats-korean-market.html here]].
20	* Lordkat and friends face off against a madman, a former contestant of '[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tester#Season_2 The Tester]]'', who believes his computer is his daughter and that he is famous. This is the tale of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj_T9bPfVr0 Festivus]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihNaC_MP690 Miracle....]]
21	** To elaborate: 3 hours of chatting with a man who has to be the world's ''biggest'' CloudCuckoolander (and a pathological liar to boot). It truly has to be heard to be believed.
22	** Then, in the aftermath of the confrontation, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKuWV96qcOU this]]...'''''whatever''''' it is...appeared on Website/YouTube.
23	* Lordkat's "''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''" sessions have led to several of these moments--the most memorable being the [[http://www.justin.tv/natetmc/b/275362309 "Everything Burns"]] campaign.
24	** Don't forget "They are in the Corn Field!!!"
25	*** Or Tank Mode on the bridge.
26	** Lordkat and company's first run on the "Cold Stream" beta map on Versus mode. It is nearly 30 minutes of everything going from bad to worse to SerialEscalation. [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/282404700 See for yourself]].
27	** Any time WebVideo/RolloT runs face-first into a Tank, guaranteed to make him [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl Scream Like A Little Girl]].
28	** Stream member Bubblefish, thankfully, highlights a good many of the hilarious moments. A more recent example: [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/285321203 FOOM!]]
29	** [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/292066753 "Okay. Don't fall in the water!"]] [[SuperDrowningSkills "What's that? Jump in the water?"]]
30	** It's not unheard of for [=LordKat=] to rage at something most people would overlook: an improperly placed satellite dish in a certain level. [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/294706656 Then she found some faulty wiring...]]
31	* "Hey [[WebVideo/PawDugan Paw]], [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/282191571 turn to your left.]]" [[StuffBlowingUp BOOM]]
32	* Felicia playing ''VideoGame/LANoire'', primarily because she DrivesLikeCrazy to [[SerialEscalation an absurd extent]]. When she manages to make it to a destination without hitting any buildings, objects, or people, everyone around expresses shock.
33	* Among other voices, [=LordKat=] reading ''Fanfic/MyImmortal'' as [[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/7819872 The Ultimate Warrior]].
34	* While 8-Bit Mickey hosted the "Dr. 8-Bit Love" show, it was common for fellow members of TGWTG act as guest hosts. WebVideo/ObscurusLupa happened to sit in during a particularly raunchy episode. She listened in shock for much of the proceedings, then quietly dismissed herself from the call when the show ended.
35	-->'''[=LordKat=]:''' Hey, thanks again, Lupa. It was ''great'' hearing from you.
36	-->'''[=RolloT=]:''' Yeah!
37	-->'''[=LordKat=]:''' ''(chuckling)'' Hey, come back ''any time''.
38	-->'''[=Lupa=]:''' Oh...sure. Okay. Good night, guys.
39	-->'''[=LordKat=]:''' Good night!
40	-->'''[=RolloT=]:''' Bye, Lupaaaaa...
41	-->''[[BeatPanel (Lupa hangs up.)]]''
42	-->'''[=RolloT=]:''' ...Aaaaand she's never coming back, is she?
43	-->'''[=LordKat=]:''' Nope.
44	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az8o7eJtMHs Lordkat playing Final Fantasy 11 after 10 years]]. Which results in confusion over controls, Rollo T getting lost, and [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] losing his mind due to laughter-based oxygen loss.
45	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rs9X4zQBBYM Why Lordkat would make a wonderful Kindergarten teacher.]]
46	* [=LordKat=] (and her chat) inventing a unique new app for the [=iPhone=]: [[https://youtu.be/1llRb5_UXy4 The Pooptracker 8000]]. A rare poop-related joke that is also ''hilarious''.
47	** Especially when the chat suggests [[WebVideo/WyrmwickCampaign Mage Firenipple's]] voice for the default alarm setting. ("Ah, it's time to poop! Rrrrrootootootootootoot!")
48	* [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/299026916 Troll Chop!]]
49	** Later that same session: [[http://www.justin.tv/brugaar/b/299027064 "I hid under the stairs!"]]
50	* After nearly an hour of creating a character in ''TabletopGame/{{FATAL}}'': "Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached a milestone: we can now determine our character's name... Where the hell is Appendix 7?"
51	** Felicia's response to the game's insane, quadratic formulae for calculating characters? A perfectly plaintive "I don't ''wanna'' solve for X!"
52	** Pretty much anything said by [=MechaGM=] throughout, both because he plays the StraightMan to everyone else involved, and because he was the UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom for the whole incident[[note]]People asked him what the worst RPG of all time was; he said "''FATAL'', and [[SchmuckBait take my word for it; don't look it up or you'll be sorry]]"[[/note]], a fact which the chatroom is bound and determined to rub in his face.
53	*** The very first lines in the video:
54	-->'''[=LordKat=]:''' Hey Peter, wanna play a game of FATAL?\
55	'''[=MechaGM=]:''' [[{{ILLKILLYOU}} I'll kill you]].
56	** At one point, after another complaint from [=MechaGM=], Sable gets in this classic response: "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Shut up and roll your areolas!]]"
57	** [=LordKat=] looks over the skill checks for Comedy, and sees that if you roll badly enough for [[{{Slapstick}} Buffoonery]], you can ''kill someone''. [=RolloT=] suggests slipping on a BananaPeel and [[MadeOfPlasticine kicking a man's face off]].
58	** Sable announces that, per the game's morality system, he's self-centered and values his own pleasure above any normal social standards of morality:
59	-->'''Sable:''' So I'm a douchebag.\
60	'''Skitch:''' Actually, you are the creator of this game.\
61	'''Sable:''' How about you shut your whore mouth? That is the biggest insult you could have given me, Skitch.
62	* [=LordKat=] and Skitch playing ''VideoGame/{{Portal 2}}'' co-op. They get into it in the '''first''' test chamber:
63	-->''(Skitch closes a door on [=LordKat=], crushing him.)''\
64	'''Skitch:''' Oh wow, that was fun.\
65	'''LK:''' Dickshit.\
66	''(LK respawns, gets on the button.)''\
67	'''LK:''' Go.\
68	''(As soon as Skitch steps through the door, LK jumps off the button. CRUNCH)''\
69	'''LK:''' Suck my nut.
70	* In [[http://www.twitch.tv/lordkat/b/287841820 this game]] of Survival Versus we have Felicia and friends split between teams. Rollo starts encouraging [=SonicGav=] to pick up the GrenadeLauncher while the rest of the team orders him not to. When he does (and causes all sorts of chaos), Rollo's encouragement triggers what one chat member calls "[[WebVideo/YRulerOfTime Y: Ruler of Rage]]".
71	* In a game of Fully Charged:
72	-->'''Sable:''' I'm going! Like a boss! OH GOD!\
73	''(He gets tackled and nearly dies, but is rescued.)''\
74	'''Sable:''' Ow. I'm less like a boss now.
75	* For a short time in 2012, Felicia received complaints from Twitch TV streamers and administrators about the lack of video game-related content on her livestream. She responded by running ''VideoGame/ProgressQuest'' every time she was away from her computer.
76	* In [[http://www.twitch.tv/lordkat/b/286855251 this]] Tankball session (near the end), [=LordKat=] gets punched onto a normally unreachable rooftop, making her untouchable. The really funny part comes when [=dotLEEZ=] decides to test how focused on LK the Tank is and gets ''right next to it''; it just continues mindlessly ramming the wall in the futile hopes of killing Felicia. Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome when Felicia manages to get around the Tank and join the rest of her team on the escape boat.
77	* As one of her weekly Until We Win challenges, [=LordKaT=] decided to attempt an ''[=L4D2=]'' campaign on [[NintendoHard Hardcore]] Death's Door. On one run in the final level, [[ButtMonkey Sable]] got '''right next to the escape ship''' but died because he didn't listen when LK warned him about a Hunter. As the level restarted, Behemoth proclaimed "Sable, I'm gonna call you [[Series/KamenRiderDecade Decade]] from now on, 'cuz [[MemeticMutation it's all your fault]]."
78	** And then to cap things off, the next time they get to the escape boat, [[spoiler:Behemoth kills Sable with a baseball bat in revenge.]] The players and the chatroom ''died'' laughing.
79	* In LK's Let's Play of ''{{VideoGame/Thief}} 2'', she comes upon one of [[BigBad Karras]]' MiniMecha stuck in a doorway. After spending several minutes messing with it (including walking right through it, literally clubbing it into submission, and trying and failing to shoot water arrows into its exposed boiler), she eventually decides to find another path. And runs into a ''larger'' mecha stuck in ''an entirely different'' doorway. That one...didn't end so well. [[http://www.twitch.tv/lordkat/c/897034 Watch it here]].
80	* The entirety of the opening of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3twP7lpUWA this episode]] of [=LordKaT=] Live!. A dramatic straight faced retelling of the Console Wars of the 90's, complete with potent amounts of CrossesTheLineTwice in Felicia's distinct style, as she struggles throughout to keep from outright corpsing. Culminates in this fantastically timed MoodWhiplash after having compared it to the ''Vietnam War''[[note]]Creator/BobChipman (whom [=LordKat=] is ''not'' fond of) had done the same thing in his (then) recently self-published autobiography, ''Brick By Brick''[[/note]] of all things:
81	-->After the whole narration closes out
82	-->{{Beat}}
83	-->'''Felicia''': ...welcome to [=LordKaT=] Live everyone! goes on to introduce everybody
84	-->{{beat}}
85	-->'''One of her guests''': ...''Jesus Christ,'' where the hell has this been in my ''life?!''

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