History Funny / Left4Dead

'''Ellis:''' See that was just uncalled for.

--> '''Nick:''' Hey, I think we're gonna make it.\\

--> Ellis: Aw, c'mon Coach, that biker guy seemed nice
--> Coach: He's probably stolen the [[CoolCar Jimmy]] [[CompanionCube Gibbs]] [[CargoShip Jnr]] by now.

* After Zoey kills the helicopter pilot (who had turned into a zombie) Francis continues to tease her about it.

* And the opening of Left4Dead we get this at the end
-->'''Louis''':I can't believe it! We made!
-->'''Francis''':Son we just crossed the street.

-->'''Ellis''': So we have to set up to rock, and then fight zombies. (beat) This is the best day of my life!"

--> '''Louis''': Really? Thanks man!

-->'''Ellis''': So we have to set up the rock, and then fight zombies. (beat) This is the best day of my life!"

** My god, she could have been a [HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy Vogon]] for all we know!

** Nick has another one just before entering the graveyard in The Parish.
---> '''Nick''': What do you know, we're gonna make it! \\
''[A bomb takes out the bridge ahead]'' \\
'''Nick''': OH '''COME ON!'''

--> '''Francis''': Louis, if you don't stop being positive, I'm gonna sink that boat just to make you sad!

-->"If a zombie runs up to me with a sample tray, I ain't shootin' it.."

** [[spoiler: Louis getting his leg nearly torn off by a Witch?]] Not that funny. [[spoiler: Louis nearly getting his leg torn off by a whole boatful of BIKINI WITCHES?]] ActuallyPrettyFunny

--->'''Francis:''' Yayyyy!

** [[spoiler: Louis getting his leg nearly torn off by a Witch?]] Not that funny. [[spoiler: Louis nearly getting his leg torn off by a whole boatful of BIKINI WITCHES?]] ActuallyPrettyFunny

--->'''Annie:''' I'm guessing not.

--->'''Francis:''' Makes sense.

-->'''Zoey''': He was a ZOMBIE, Francis!

* Using a Chainsaw is a barrel of fun, but aiming it at a Jockey or Hunter as they try to pounce you, [[TooDumbToLive only to jump right into the Chainsaw]], will get you laughing for a good minute.

-->'''Francis''': No, never heard that one before.

--->'''Bill:''' Francis, is there anything you don't hate?
--->'''Francis:''' Know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.

--->'''Rochelle:''' I hate those stairs.
--->'''Francis:''' I ''know''!!
--->'''Rochelle:''' I hate that bridge!
--->'''Francis:''' It's ''so stupid!''
--->'''Rochelle:''' I hate your vest!
--->'''Francis:''' [[{{beat}} ...]] ''What now''?? Ugh. I don't think this is going to work out.
** The notorious [[HumansAreBastards "WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS" graffiti]] -- not for the message it's trying to convey, but for the {{Troll}}-like responses scrawled underneath it...with the real kicker being the whimsical, "I miss the internet."
*** Also done in one of the Crash Course safehouses, where somebody writes a {{Glurge}}-y TastesLikeDiabetes poem about somebody who died, and is ripped apart in an identical manner. "PS IM FAT" "[[MemeticMutation Cool story bro!]]" "Dear Allison / Roses are red / Violents are blue / You suck" "Jesus, lady I'm hiding from zombies and reading your poem was the worst thing that happened to me today"
** Any comment from a survivor hit by friendly fire and the dialog exchange between the survivors and the crazy church guy in Death Toll. Francis says it best:
---> '''Crazy Church Guy''': Who's out there!?
---> '''Francis''': Well let's see. I'm Francis, and that's Grandpa Bill, and-- THERE'S ZOMBIES OUT HERE, OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!
** If you fall on a zombie, from any height, you take no damage and it dies. * squish*
** Boomers explode when they die. Like everything else, they take damage from falls, and can die from them. Since infected will often leap off buildings to get from place to place, it's not uncommon to hear a boomer explosion echo throughout an otherwise peaceful night. It's even more hilarious to watch it happen.
** The sequel has its moments, too. Especially Ellis' Keith stories. Classic, just classic.
** The locations of where the infected spawn are purely random, but sometimes they appear in the most weirdest places. This troper once ran into a Tank inside the woman's bathroom!
*** Speaking of the Infected, the Hunters seem to die in ways that make everyone on a server laugh alot of the time due to the knockback of the weapons turned on it, and if he's in the air.
** This bit from The Parish, right after all the alarmed cars:
---> '''Nick:''' Hey, I think we're gonna make it.\\

** From The Passing:
---> Ellis: Aw, c'mon Coach, that biker guy seemed nice
---> Coach: He's probably stolen the [[CoolCar Jimmy]] [[CompanionCube Gibbs]] [[CargoShip Jnr]] by now.
---> Ellis: He is a dead man.

---> '''Louis''': Riverside's a bust. Let's just head to the river.
---> '''Francis''': That's better than my plan.
---> '''Bill''': What was that?
---> '''Francis''': I didn't have one.

---> '''Coach''': Maybe we can gas up that car and make our way out of here.
---> '''Nick''': That's better than my plan.
---> '''Coach''': What was that?
---> '''Nick''': [[DeadpanSnarker Stay here and die.]]
** Of course, any dialogue involving the crazy church guy is also a barrel of laughs:
---> '''Francis''': I'm going to tear that bell down and shove it up your ass!
---> '''Bill''': The guy's nuttier than candy-bar shit.
** The song ''Re: Your Brains'' was confirmed to be a jukebox song in Left 4 Dead 2.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEJ-4a_8Y3Q&feature=popt14us06 Most of Nick's banter]] in ''Left 4 Dead 2''. Especially when it sounds like he's channeling TourettesGuy.
*** Ah, tits!
*** And the ShoutOut: [[ArrestedDevelopment "You're really gonna shoot a guy in a $3000 suit? COME ON!"]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zG-w3XwgEE Any bit of setpiece commentary by Ellis.]] '''ANY.'''
*** "My buddy Keith, lived in a graveyard once for a whole year. It wadn't a dare or nuthin', he just got kicked outta' his house..."
**** "We ain't got time for this, Ellis."
** Coach while in the Mall.
--->"Please Lord, let the food court be okay."
--->"... Poor food court never stood a chance..."
** Coach contacts the military, who ask him if he's encountered the infected. His reply: "Encountered?! Boy, I am covered in zombie blood and puke, and eyeballs, and twenty other parts I don't even recognize! We are as immune as shit!" Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfAwesome.

** After Coach suggests they use a rock concert to signal for rescue, Nick replies with "That's the stupidest plan I've ever agreed with."
** The fact that one of the new Versus achievements shares the name with a ''TeamFortress2'' achievement involving [[UrineTrouble throwing jars of your own piss at people]].
** After reading GOD IS DEAD on the walls of the airport terminal:
--->'''Zoey''': Oh no! The zombies killed God!"
** One of Coach's reactions to a Jockey attack is to yell: "Ellis?! IS that you?" in a horrified voice. I laughed so hard the first time I heard him say that I literally had to pause the game and put the controller down.
** The first time I ever played was as Rochelle in "Dead Center"; she gave me a winning line that had me wondering why everyone and their mother seems to think of her as TheScrappy.
--->After the cola event:
--->(Quietly) "Oh, shit. I think I grabbed diet cola, we better get outta here."
--->(Much Louder, to Whitaker) "HEY THANKS MISTER!"
** Clown Uncommon Infected. When they run, you can hear their squeaky shoes, and when you melee them in the face, their big red nose honks.
** L'il Peanut, the Whispering Oaks mascot; or more specifically, Nick's reaction ''to'' Li'l Peanut.
---> '''Nick''': [[SincerityMode I do not like that little peanut man.]]

** How is this not on here yet?
--->'''Ellis''': We gotta run the '''Coaster'''? '''OH MY GOD, IT'S CHRISTMAS!'''
** ''The Passing'' DLC gives great lines while running through the sewers:
--->'''Nick''': I am breathing shit air into my lungs, it is being absorbed into my bloodstream. I am literally full of shit.
--->'''Ellis''': Hey, I found a candy bar! ({{Beat}}) Whup. False alarm.
** I'm surprised nobody has included this one yet. Nick drops this line in the tunnel of love.
--->'''Nick''': I guess you could call this a [[TheBeverlyHillbillies cement river]], Ellis.
** One of the endings to ''The Passing'' shows that some of Ellis' habits have rubbed off on Zoey:
--->'''Zoey''': Did I ever tell you about the time when my buddy Ellis took a sports car and drove over some zombies?
--->'''Francis''': No, never heard that one before.

the only thing he ''doesn't'' hate.)

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