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** "Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee!"
** "Anyone can suck penis, but nobody can pee suckiness!"
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--> '''Sonic:''' SEX.
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*** Before that, Pizza Steve shouts "MOVE IT PIECE OF SH*T!" at a store employee.

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** The intro misnaminge the main characters:

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** The intro misnaminge misnaming the main mane characters:



** Later:
--> '''Rainbow Dash''': If being cool is all you care about, maybe you should go fuck yourself!



-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Dearest Princess Celestia: Today I learned that it's impossible to control your own behavior. Your faithful student, Tw-(cuts to credits)

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-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Dearest Princess Celestia: Today I learned that it's impossible to control your own behavior. Your faithful student, Tw-(cuts Twi-(cuts to credits)
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** When Sam-I-Am asks his friend if he wants a house, they ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] [[Videogame/HotelMario Luigi]]) engage in a [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark friend/buddy/guy argument]].

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** When Sam-I-Am asks his friend if he wants a house, they ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] [[Videogame/HotelMario [[VideoGame/HotelMario Luigi]]) engage in a [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark friend/buddy/guy argument]].
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** The intro misnaminge the main characters:
***Tim Allen as Rainbow Dish
***Steven Page as Pinkamena Diane Pie
***Some other idiot as Rarity
***John Madden as Applejake
***Larry Green as Fluttershibby
***Matt Paxton as Twillit Blend
***Jim Gaffigan as Spoke
***Jewish kittens as Incestia

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** When the Mane Six argue with Fluttershy:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' Fluttershy! You have a wonderful talent dealing with all sorts of animals!
-->'''Fluttershy:''' [[NoYou No you.]]
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Oh come on! We've seen you walk right up to a whore like it was nothing!
-->'''Fluttershy:''' No you.
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' A bike is a dragon! You're not a dragon!



** "Dear Princess Celestia: I am Twilight Sparkle." "Twa-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

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** This:
-->'''Spike:''' (''to Angel Bunny'') How does Fluttershy put up with all you furries!?
-->'''Twilight:''' Spike, take a hike!
** "Dear Princess Celestia: [[CaptainObvious I am Twilight Sparkle." ]]" "Twa-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
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It don\'t know for sure yet, but I\'ve heard this \"Nasty\" sound bite is from Hotel Mario.


-->'''Man:''' Mmm...Nasty!

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-->'''Man:''' Mmm...Nasty![[VideoGame/HotelMario Nasty!]]
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*** Bad Dragon is a {{yiff}} porn site.

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*** Bad Dragon is a {{yiff}} porn site.site, infamous for its exotic dragon dildos.



'''Will''': "[[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm the dude]]."\\

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'''Will''': "[[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm the dude]].The Dude]]."\\



--> '''Twilight:''' ''[sighs, annoyed]'' That girl is a fuel!

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--> '''Twilight:''' ''[sighs, annoyed]'' That girl pony is a fuel!



--> '''Twilight''': Oh good. [[YuriGenre Yuri]]. I'm going to fuck you, and I'm not taking no for an answer.

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--> '''Twilight''': Oh good. good, [[YuriGenre Yuri]].yuri]]. I'm going to fuck you, and I'm not taking no for an answer.



--> '''Applejack''': Yes, PLEASE Twilight!

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--> '''Applejack''': Yes, PLEASE PLEASE, Twilight!



'''Narrator:''' No-one asked why.\\

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'''Narrator:''' No-one asked [[DontAsk No one ask why.\\]]\\



''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\

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''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. Jew? ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF [[GratuitousGerman NEIN-NEIN-NEIN-NEIN]]-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeCQttklQfw How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]] (and subsequently returned it)

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* [[http://www.[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeCQttklQfw com/watch?v=5X19W3Bg0K4 How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]] (and subsequently returned it)



''It's good, shimasu''

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''It's good, shimasu''shimasu''
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPIjdkXIAp4 Green Eggs and Eggs]]
** "Do you like green eggs and [[RunningGag EGGS]]?"
** "Would you fuck a goat?" "Yes."
** When the guy finally tries the food.
-->'''Man:''' Mmm...Nasty!
-->'''Sam-I-Am:''' [[Creator/DaneCook YES! Ha-ha! I win! I'm the winner! Go call your mom and talk to her for four hours! I'm gonna play Xbox!]]
** "I would like to fuck you in the ass."
** When Sam-I-Am asks his friend if he wants a house, they ([[MyFriendsAndZoidberg and]] [[Videogame/HotelMario Luigi]]) engage in a [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark friend/buddy/guy argument]].
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** And:
-->'''Twilight Sparkle''': Dearest Princess Celestia: Today I learned that it's impossible to control your own behavior. Your faithful student, Tw-(cuts to credits)

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** I will [[CargoShip fuck the tree.]] [[BrokenRecord Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\
-->'''Narrator:''' No-one asked why.\\

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** **
-->'''Grirch:'''
I will [[CargoShip fuck the tree.]] [[BrokenRecord Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\
-->'''Narrator:''' '''Narrator:''' No-one asked why.\\
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'''Narrator:''' No-one asked why.\\

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'''Narrator:''' -->'''Narrator:''' No-one asked why.\\

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** "Your brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain]], [[CaptainObvious you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch.
--> ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\

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** **
-->
"Your brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain]], [[CaptainObvious you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. \n--> \\
''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
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--> '''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!

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--> '''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!

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** "Your brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain]], [[CaptainObvious you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
'''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!

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** "Your brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain]], [[CaptainObvious you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch.
-->
''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
--> '''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!

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** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- ''[noise]'' [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Thread by thread, stitching it together.]]"
--> '''Grirch:''' I will [[BrokenRecord fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\

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** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- ''[noise]'' [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic [[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Thread by thread, stitching it together.]]"
--> '''Grirch:'''
together~]]"
**
I will [[BrokenRecord [[CargoShip fuck the tree. tree.]] [[BrokenRecord Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\



'''Narrator:''' He turned around and he saw a small Jew. Deedly Deedly Doo Jew, who was no more than NINE AND A HALF. She stared at the Grirch and said... ''[odd static noise]''\\
'''Grirch:''' Yom, yom, yom, sweet little tot! I must [[RunningGag fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\

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'''Narrator:''' He turned around and he saw a small Jew. Deedly Deedly Diddly Diddly Doo Jew, who was no more than than-- NINE AND A HALF. She stared at the Grirch and said... ''[odd static noise]''\\
'''Grirch:''' Yom, yom, yom, sweet little tot! I must must-- [[RunningGag fuck Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree. Fuck the tree.]]\\




--> '''Background singer:''' Your brain is full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\

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\n--> '''Background singer:''' Your ** "Your brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Spain]], [[CaptainObvious you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine thirty-NINE [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
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** The parody commercials. "Hi, BillyMays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle! [[EEqualsMCHammer Here's how to order!]]" "Enjoy elephants again."

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** The parody commercials. "Hi, BillyMays Creator/BillyMays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle! [[EEqualsMCHammer Here's how to order!]]" "Enjoy elephants again."
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** "If we don't get this mustache cream soon, everything's gonna be just fine."
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Well, since one of his accounts got banned and screwed up some links, here are some fixes


* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORRN4630Yk Captain Rescue Gets His Cutie Mark]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORRN4630Yk com/watch?v=V2NcDsdl4Es Captain Rescue Gets His Cutie Mark]]



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM Friendship is Magnets]] is pretty much a laugh riot from the off

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM com/watch?v=YvW8jcNqU3E Friendship is Magnets]] is pretty much a laugh riot from the off



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWmDcujkIjw Friendship is Gic: What A Story Mark Crusaders]].

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWmDcujkIjw com/watch?v=wO1JNRc6A5g Friendship is Gic: What A Story Mark Crusaders]].



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrQcn-LiO0 Friendship Is Gic: Pinkie Pie tlt uolliaC]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrQcn-LiO0 com/watch?v=i7e0NDJIWNA Friendship Is Gic: Pinkie Pie tlt uolliaC]]



* From ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4 The Fesh Pince of Blair,]]'' comes this little gem...

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* From ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4 com/watch?v=HeIkk6Yo0s8 The Fesh Pince of Blair,]]'' comes this little gem...



* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKShm1BLBw The Nutritious Chronicles of Celeryjack]]''

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKShm1BLBw com/watch?v=ad8XLwuYxpk The Nutritious Chronicles of Celeryjack]]''



* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_469643&feature=iv&src_vid=4brzZOTwHuw&v=zfdARaxo9FQ Freddy Ruins Sam's Life]]''

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_469643&feature=iv&src_vid=4brzZOTwHuw&v=zfdARaxo9FQ com/watch?v=TIiAiC0e3dQ Freddy Ruins Sam's Life]]''



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]] (and subsequently returned it)

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o com/watch?v=XeCQttklQfw How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]] (and subsequently returned it)



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM The Facial Hair Fiasco]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM com/watch?v=rcPI8oUeVS8 The Facial Hair Fiasco]]
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-->'''Lewbert:''' Fuck my butt! [[NoodleImplement Here's a fork!]]

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-->'''Lewbert:''' Fuck my butt! [[NoodleImplement [[NoodleImplements Here's a fork!]]
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** How it started off with the "Cat in the Hat Productions" logo be replaced with him shouting "EGGS! EGGS!"[[note]]From his introduction of the ''Green Eggs & Ham'' cartoon[[/note]]
--> '''Cat in the Hat:''' EEGS!

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]]
-->"...and subsequently returned it"
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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o How the Grirch Borrowed Hanukkah]]
-->"...and
Hanukkah]] (and subsequently returned it"
**
it)



** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic thread by thread, stitching it together.]]"
** "[[BrokenRecord Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree.]]"
** "He turned around and he saw a small jew, Diddly Diddly Doo Jew, who was no more than NINE AND A HALF."
*** "She stared at the Grirch and said..." *odd static noise*
** "...sweet little tot! I must [[RunningGag Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree.]]"
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** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- ''[noise]'' [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic thread Thread by thread, stitching it together.]]"
** "[[BrokenRecord Fuck a --> '''Grirch:''' I will [[BrokenRecord fuck the tree. Fuck a the tree. Fuck a the tree. Fuck a the tree.]]"
** "He
]]\\
'''Narrator:''' No-one asked why.\\
'''Little girl:''' Why?\\
'''Narrator:''' He
turned around and he saw a small jew, Diddly Diddly Jew. Deedly Deedly Doo Jew, who was no more than NINE AND A HALF."
*** "She
HALF. She stared at the Grirch and said..." *odd said... ''[odd static noise*
** "...
noise]''\\
'''Grirch:''' Yom, yom, yom,
sweet little tot! I must [[RunningGag Fuck a fuck the tree. Fuck a the tree. Fuck a the tree. Fuck a the tree.]]"
**
]]\\
'''Deedly Deedly Doo Jew:''' Wow.

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'''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM The Facial Hair Fiasco]]

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'''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!* Jew!
*
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM The Facial Hair Fiasco]]
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*

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* **

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** "He knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian."
** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic thread by thread, stitch by stitch]]"

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** "He *
--> '''Narrator:''' He
knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian."
Christian.
** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic thread by thread, stitch by stitch]]"stitching it together.]]"



** "Your brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain]], you've got Spain in your brain. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-[[RunningGag NINE AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain, Mr. Grirch"
** "You're a Jew. NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-[[RunningGag NINE-AND-A-HALF]]" ("The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!")
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM The Facial Hair Fiasco]]

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** "Your **
--> '''Background singer:''' Your
brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain]], Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you've got Spain in your brain. brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-[[RunningGag NINE AND A HALF]] thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] spiders in your brain, brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Grirch"
** "You're
Griiirch. ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-[[RunningGag NINE-AND-A-HALF]]" ("The ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
'''Narrator:''' The
Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!")
*
Jew!* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM The Facial Hair Fiasco]]

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o How the Grirch Borrowed Hannukah]]
--> '''Narrator:''' He knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian.

--> '''Background singer:''' Your brain is full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
'''Narrator:''' The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o How the Grirch Borrowed Hannukah]]
--> '''Narrator:''' He
Hanukkah]]
-->"...and subsequently returned it"
** "He
knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian.

--> '''Background singer:''' Your
Christian."
** "You're a meme, Mr. Grirch, you really- [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic thread by thread, stitch by stitch]]"
** "[[BrokenRecord Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree.]]"
** "He turned around and he saw a small jew, Diddly Diddly Doo Jew, who was no more than NINE AND A HALF."
*** "She stared at the Grirch and said..." *odd static noise*
** "...sweet little tot! I must [[RunningGag Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree. Fuck a tree.]]"
** "Your
brain is [[VisualPun full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Spain]], you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. brain. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] thirty-[[RunningGag NINE AND A HALF]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, brain, Mr. Griiirch. ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying "Anus"]'' You're Grirch"
** "You're
a Jew. ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black]''\\
'''Narrator:''' The
NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-[[RunningGag NINE-AND-A-HALF]]" ("The Grirch is '''not''' a Jew!Jew!")
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It is \"Iron Man\". I don\'t believe it\'s the Iron Man theme as such, however - although it was appropriated as such later on.


** Snagglepuss [[EarWorm singing]] the ''ComicBook/IronMan'' theme.

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** Snagglepuss [[EarWorm singing]] the ''ComicBook/IronMan'' theme.[[Music/BlackSabbath "Iron Man"]].

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--> '''Man''': "And who are you?"
--> '''Will''': "[[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm the dude]]."

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--> '''Man''': "And who are you?"
-->
you?"\\
'''Will''': "[[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm the dude]].""\\
''[The man begins applauding, until his applause starts to sound like popcorn popping]''



--> '''Phil''': ''What!?'' Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?!
--> '''Carlton''': I know I am, dad. ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4&t=16m10s cue dance beat]])

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--> '''Phil''': ''What!?'' Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?!
-->
minds!?!\\
'''Carlton''': I know I am, dad. ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4&t=16m10s cue dance beat]])



--> '''Will''': This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO!
--> '''Carlton''': I wanna grow! *grows for a second*...row!
--> '''Geoffrey''': You two are reeaaallllyyyyy lllaaammmmeeee!
** "LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREAERF!"

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--> '''Will''': This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO!
-->
NOOOO!\\
'''Carlton''': I wanna grow! *grows ''[grows for a second*...row!
-->
second]'' ...woah!\\
'''Geoffrey''': You two are reeaaallllyyyyy lllaaammmmeeee!
** "LOOK! Uncle Phil blowing his top:
--> '''Uncle Phil:''' LOOK!
YOU BIG-EARED FREAERF!"FREAERF! YOU TAKE YOUR HORNY LITTLE ASS, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY, AND YOU ''FIND'' GEOFFREY... ''[continues ad nauseam]''\\
'''Will:''' Y'know... really, I don't mind the yelling... but did he have to sp-sp-sp-sp-spiips?



--> '''Background singer:''' Your brain is full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. *camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying 'Anus'* You're a Jew. *The Grirch turns angrily at the camera, the background singer stammers as the camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black*
--> '''Narrator:''' The Grirch is not a Jew!

to:

--> '''Narrator:''' He knew every Jew down in Jewville beneath was not Christian.

--> '''Background singer:''' Your brain is full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. ''[Musical sting]'' You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. *camera ''[Camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying 'Anus'* "Anus"]'' You're a Jew. *The ''[The Grirch turns angrily at the camera, the background singer stammers as the camera]'' NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NINE-AND-A-HALF ''[The camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black*
-->
black]''\\
'''Narrator:''' The Grirch is not '''not''' a Jew!
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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkdNWnG6hXo Snagglepenis]]'':
-->(A duck is smoking.)\\
"No smoking... allowed... in the forest. ...fuck."
** Later:
-->'''Snagglepuss''': Good mornin' day! I'm gay!
** Snagglepuss [[EarWorm singing]] the ''ComicBook/IronMan'' theme.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bl2KyUbewI Robotnik's Face is Politically Incorrect]]:
--> '''Sonic''': [[FoeYay I feel the need for Robotnik's penis!]] ''(runs off)''
--> ''([[VisualPun Tails eats]] [[{{Metaphorgotten}} his dust]])''

--> '''Robotnik''': I'm on the brink of incest! YOU FAIL!
--> '''Sonic''': Gay guys like [Captain Rescue] eat penis for lunch.
--> '''Robotnik''': YER A FAGGOT!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e3-0BeQDv0 King Dedede Inhales a Negative Ion.]]
-->'''Customer Service Guy:''' How can I help you, King Dedededededededede?
-->'''Dedede:''' I need a monster to clobber me!
-->'''Customer Service Guy:''' That's what we do best at N.M.N.M.N.M.Dede.M.E.
--> [[Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir I. Pulled. Up to the house about seven or eight]] [[MemeticMutation and I yelled to the cabbie]] '''''[[CarefulWithThatAxe DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]'''''
-->'''Dedede:''' I need a monster that can put out a fire.
-->'''Customer Service Guy:''' Fuck you, King Dedede.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ORRN4630Yk Captain Rescue Gets His Cutie Mark]]
-->'''Tails:''' Look, Sonic! There's a big black cloud over Ponyville!\\
'''Sonic:''' Tails, Tails! I feel [[CrossoverShip the need for Pinkie Pie!]]\\
\\
'''Captain Rescue:''' I saw ponies on TV, Sonic, [[PeripheryDemographic and I fucking loved it!]]\\
\\
'''Robotnik:''' (showing off his force field) Creator/MattDamon! No one can penetrate it! [[TemptingFate No one can damage it!]] ''(force field breaks)'' Dammit!\\
\\
'''Robotnik:''' Sonic! You're Music/JustinBieber!\\
'''Sonic:''' (with Justin Bieber's head) Uh-oh!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqsHbKgtwM Friendship is Magnets]] is pretty much a laugh riot from the off
--> '''Narrator:''' Once upon a time, in the magical land of GERMANY... there were two regal sisters ''([[Series/SisterSister Tia and Tamara Mowry]] [[FreezeFrameBonus appear very briefly]])'' who ruled together and harmed all the land. To do this, the eldest used RELISH, the younger, brought out MUSTARD. Thus, the two sisters maintained balance for their KITCHEN.
** "Are you coughing because of [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Gary Oak]]?"
** "It's- it's so... (pause) CUTE!" "Well, it ''is'' Tim Allen!"
** "The smallest peep could cause a huge cockslide!"
** Later on we get pretty much the mother of all jokes, most likely aimed at the FurryFandom.
--> '''Fluttershy:''' You're not a bad dragon, you just need a Bad Dragon. Now go pack your things. You just need a Bad Dragon, that's all.
*** Bad Dragon is a {{yiff}} porn site.
** "Dear Princess Celestia: I am Twilight Sparkle." "Twa-a-a-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
** "That's just it, Spike. The day after tomorrow is tomorrow! It's a paradox!"
** "My dearest and most faithful student, Twilight: you suck!"
** Mayor: "Holy SHIT! Seize her!"
*** "Stand back, you IDIOTS!"
** Pinkie Pie's song:
-->'''Pinkie Pie:''' When I was a little GIRL and my face was going dowwwwwwwwn, [[{{Hermaphrodite}} my PENIS]] would always make God frowwwwwwwn! I'd hide under my pillow, from what I thought I pillow, But GAY Grammy said that wasn't the way to deal with fears at all! He said "Pinkie, you got you you you got you you you got you you you go- learn to ice your pillow. You'll see that they can't hurt you, you just laugh to make them die! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa su-u-u-u-us!" *squeak*
** And now for Creator/BillEngvall! (music gets louder and louder until it reaches ear-blasting levels)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWmDcujkIjw Friendship is Gic: What A Story Mark Crusaders]].
** The impromptu Marble Zone piano segment.
-->'''Scootaloo:''' We [[ClusterFBomb fuck the fight, fuck the walk, fuck the talk, eat the, uh, cock?]]
** The parody commercials. "Hi, BillyMays here with Dumb Fabric! It has the strength! And the struscle! [[EEqualsMCHammer Here's how to order!]]" "Enjoy elephants again."
** Pinkie Pie's other song:
-->Bakin' these treats is such a bitch\\
Add a teaspoon of Franchise/{{Godzilla}}!
** Sweetie Belle responding to every yes/no question with "NO!".
-->'''Scootaloo:''' Wow, that's so awesome! Did you just come up with that now?
-->'''Sweetie Belle:''' NO!
-->'''Scootaloo:''' Thanks.
** "Dear Princess Celestia: Today, I learned something."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMrQcn-LiO0 Friendship Is Gic: Pinkie Pie tlt uolliaC]]
-->'''Guy''': Here's my device. [draws a penis] Let's say that this is my hard DICK. Now remember, this could be either a DICK or a COCK or a PENIS.
** '''Spike:''' (sentence mixed) '''''[[AtomicFBomb FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!]]'''''
** This.
-->'''Applejack:''' So, all you have to do is make a DICK, and LICK IT?
-->'''Rarity:''' Oh-oh-oh-oh A-a-a-a-ple-le-le-ja-a-a-a-ack, you make me hard!
** (Art of the Dress starts up)
--> Rarity: Sssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex *song ends*
** And this:
--> Rarity: Please, Diamond Dogs... please let me go!
--> Diamond Dog: Hmmm... nah.
--> Rarity: But whatever do you want from me?
--> Diamond Dog: Your precious little PUSSY!
--> Rarity: Oh! Is that all?
--> Diamond Dog: NO! Suck my dick!
--> Rarity: Dick.
--> Diamond Dog: Yes, we said dick! Suck them all!
--> Rarity: But I thought you wanted to FUCK me?
** "[[ExpospeakGag Scaled-Down Horses That I Am Entitled To]]".
** "[[NWordPrivileges It's not acceptable to call me an]] [[Franchise/StarWars Ewok]]."
** The rendition of the theme:
-->'''Twilight''': I used to wonder what the fuck friendship was / Until you French-kissed me
-->'''Rainbow''': Big ad-" (cue the syllable "vent" several times, to the tune of ''TheMagicSchoolBus'' theme)
-->'''Rarity''': A beautiful fart
-->'''Applejack''': Faithful and str—
-->'''Deana Carter''':♪ —awberry wiiiiiine~♪
** This:
-->'''Gilda''': Come on, Rainbow Dash, I ''said'' sex!
* From ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4 The Fesh Pince of Blair,]]'' comes this little gem...
** "My father just got an erection!"
** "Oh my god. He's ''God.''" '''''HAAAAAAAAAAALLELUJAAAAH.'''''
** "I am not a *BANG!* killer!"
** "What can you say about Carlton...He was Carlton."
--> '''Man''': "And who are you?"
--> '''Will''': "[[Film/TheBigLebowski I'm the dude]]."
** Will and Carlton watching ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'', with Geoffrey holding an Applejack toy when they ask if he likes ponies.
--> '''Phil''': ''What!?'' Are you out of your horny little adolescent minds!?!
--> '''Carlton''': I know I am, dad. ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXkx-PSwbG4&t=16m10s cue dance beat]])
** (raises hand) Faggot!
** [[RunningGag Would you make me a sandwich?]]
** This part:
--> '''Will''': This is my mother Carlton.... NOOOO!
--> '''Carlton''': I wanna grow! *grows for a second*...row!
--> '''Geoffrey''': You two are reeaaallllyyyyy lllaaammmmeeee!
** "LOOK! YOU BIG-EARED FREAERF!"
** "To me, Heaven has to be a cross between a Dikekike video and.... chicken anna nekcihc! See, it's like... I could have a leg in one hand, and a BRERB in the other!"
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKShm1BLBw The Nutritious Chronicles of Celeryjack]]''
--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': A pony whose contributions to--
--> '''Rainbow Dash''': Did you see Applejack out there? What an ass!
--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': Exactly! And--
--> '''Pinkie Pie''': Ya gonna eat that!?
--> '''Twilight Sparkle''': What does that have to do with Applejack?
--> '''Pinkie Pie''': (blinks, {{beat}}) Fuck ''you''!
** This part:
--> '''Twilight:''' ''[sighs, annoyed]'' That girl is a fuel!
--> '''Voice:''' Augh!
--> '''Twilight:''' ''[Turns her head]'' No offense.
--> ''[Camera pulls back, reveals [[WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM Antoine]] beside Twilight]''
--> '''Antoine:''' I am not a fuel, YOU are ze fuel!
** "~I believe I can FLAALF!~"
** This part:
--> '''Twilight''': Oh good. [[YuriGenre Yuri]]. I'm going to fuck you, and I'm not taking no for an answer.
--> '''Applejack''': Okay, Twilight.
--> '''Twilight''': I am not taking "Okay, Twilight" for an answer.
--> '''Applejack''': Yes, PLEASE Twilight!
** "Dear Princess Celestia, my friend Applejack is a BITCH. Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_469643&feature=iv&src_vid=4brzZOTwHuw&v=zfdARaxo9FQ Freddy Ruins Sam's Life]]''
-->'''Freddy:''' Suck my cock!
-->''(Sam vomits up her chips, then eats the vomit.)''
-->'''Carly:''' Okay, but doesn't it bug-
-->'''Freddy:''' [[RunningGag NO JOKES, PUCKETT: THIS IS SERIOUS CHIZZ!]]
-->'''Carly:''' Okay, but doesn't it bug you that your mom and Lewbert are practically dating?
-->'''Freddy:''' They're not dating.
-->'''Carly:''' [[OverlyLongGag Okay, but doesn't it bug you that your mom and-]]
-->'''Freddy:''' They're not dating, idiot.
-->'''Sam:''' ''(to Freddy)'' You know, your mom was right: you really should wear a belt.
-->'''Freddy:''' Why?
-->'''Sam:''' So people can't do this.
-->''[[BrickJoke (Sam gives Freddy a blowjob.)]]''

-->'''Lewbert:''' Fuck my butt! [[NoodleImplement Here's a fork!]]
-->''(Carly fucks Lewbert's butt using the fork.)''
-->'''Lewbert:''' HARDER! HARDER! AGAIN NIAGA! Oh... Thank you, Marissaram.
-->'''Marissa:''' Please, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment call me Marissaram.]] It's French: it mean penis-suckle.
-->'''Lewbert:''' Here's a fuzzy fork!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwYo0w42r4 John Goodman Breaks]]
** Just how Krobo makes John make random noises.
** "Quiet, Dan, you'll attract niggers."
** "OW, YOU'RE HURTING ME. YOU'RE HURTING ME"
** "Dan, is the dick clean or dirty?" [Dan turns and dances to [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure the Ice Cap snowboarding music]].] "Dirty."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXuFAdO0ERc Superior Smash Siblings]]
** The excessive focus on Bowser, as if his inclusion is new and exciting.
** The German introducing Hitler at a rally.
--> '''German:''' ''(translated)'' Sup guys. Here's Hitler and stuff. ''[He spontaneously phases out of existence, as Hitler walks up to the microphone.]''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TinbpQN16o How the Grirch Borrowed Hannukah]]
--> '''Background singer:''' Your brain is full of Spain, [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment you've got Spain in your brain]], Mr. Griiirch. Spain is full of spiders, you've got thirty-nine [[Franchise/SpiderMan and a half]] spiders in your brain. I wouldn't touch you. You've got shit in your anus, Mr. Griiirch. *camera zooms in to the Grirch's lower torso, x-ray revealing a pile of excrement and a sign next to it saying 'Anus'* You're a Jew. *The Grirch turns angrily at the camera, the background singer stammers as the camera zooms to the Grirch's face then cuts to black*
--> '''Narrator:''' The Grirch is not a Jew!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgDxY9gapqM The Facial Hair Fiasco]]
** The entire scene with Handicapped Grandpa Weekly. Immediately followed with:
--> '''Elderly Lady:''' Oh dear, I'm old. Penis.
** Pizza Steve ordering all black people to leave the store - followed by a male's restroom figure and a smiling stock photo of a black family floating out of the front of Mart Mart to somber music.
** The ending, taking [[VideoGame/{{Pikmin}} "Aoi No Uta"]] and sentence mixing it.
--> ''Go eat Taco Bell, la le lu''\\
''It's good, shimasu''

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