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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkAuoNx4zo MC MIZ and Johnny Drip Drip's 2020 diss track on The Usos & The New Day. It has to be heard to be believed. Miz and Morrison likely would've used it for their WrestleMania 36 entrance had the CoVid19 Pandemic not stepped in.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkAuoNx4zo MC MIZ and Johnny Drip Drip's 2020 diss track on The Usos & The New Day. It has to be heard to be believed. Miz and Morrison likely would've used it for their WrestleMania 36 entrance had the CoVid19 Pandemic not stepped in.]]]]
* During a match against Wrestling/{{Umaga}} on the May 29, 2009 edition of [=SmackDown=], we got this exchange after Umaga shoved Morrison onto the mat:
-->'''Umaga''': Come on, big boy!\\
'''Morrison''': Forgot you talk now[[note]]Umaga had spoken English for the first time the previous week when he challenged CM Punk to a Samoan Strap Match at Extreme Rules[[/note]].
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...I may look like Tarzan but I definitely don't hit like Jane."\\
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...I may look like Tarzan, but I definitely don't hit like Jane.
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...I may look like Tarzan, but I definitely don't hit like Jane.
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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkAuoNx4zo Johnny Drip Drip.]]

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* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkAuoNx4zo MC MIZ and Johnny Drip Drip.Drip's 2020 diss track on The Usos & The New Day. It has to be heard to be believed. Miz and Morrison likely would've used it for their WrestleMania 36 entrance had the CoVid19 Pandemic not stepped in.]]
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* He once denied a [[https://68.media.tumblr.com/ea46c8f198fc0db7a488f7532fe65242/tumblr_o480nuZrXz1rma7mho1_400.gif dog]] a handshake.

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* He once denied a [[https://68.media.tumblr.com/ea46c8f198fc0db7a488f7532fe65242/tumblr_o480nuZrXz1rma7mho1_400.gif dog]] a handshake.handshake.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUkAuoNx4zo Johnny Drip Drip.]]
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-->...you can bounce a quarter off my abs." ''<pulls open his shirt and there's a funny ''boing'' noise>''\\
-->...once after a fifteen-minute conversation I convinced Music/{{Madonna}} to adopt an English accent."\\
-->...I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Zen Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\
-->...one time I waited backstage at the Point Theatre in Dublin for three weeks just to give [[Film/LordOfTheDance1997 Michael Flatley]] the surprise beating of his lifetime."\\
-->...I don't like Canada."\\

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-->......you can bounce a quarter off my abs." ''<pulls open his shirt and there's a funny ''boing'' noise>''\\
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once after a fifteen-minute conversation I convinced Music/{{Madonna}} to adopt an English accent."\\
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I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Zen Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\
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one time I waited backstage at the Point Theatre in Dublin for three weeks just to give [[Film/LordOfTheDance1997 Michael Flatley]] the surprise beating of his lifetime."\\
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I don't like Canada."\\

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...you can bounce a quarter off my abs." ''<pulls open his shirt and there's a funny ''boing'' noise>''\\
...once after a fifteen-minute conversation I convinced Music/{{Madonna}} to adopt an English accent."\\
...I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Zen Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\
...one time I waited backstage at the Point Theatre in Dublin for three weeks just to give [[Film/LordOfTheDance1997 Michael Flatley]] the surprise beating of his lifetime."\\
...I don't like Canada."\\

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...-->...you can bounce a quarter off my abs." ''<pulls open his shirt and there's a funny ''boing'' noise>''\\
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once after a fifteen-minute conversation I convinced Music/{{Madonna}} to adopt an English accent."\\
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I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Zen Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\
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one time I waited backstage at the Point Theatre in Dublin for three weeks just to give [[Film/LordOfTheDance1997 Michael Flatley]] the surprise beating of his lifetime."\\
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I don't like Canada."\\



* His feud with Lucha Underground owner Dario Cueto, particularly during Season 3, as Cueto seems to relish constantly and sarcastically shooting down Morrison/Mundo's attempts to get a Lucha Underground title match.

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* His feud with Lucha Underground owner Dario Cueto, particularly during Season 3, as Cueto seems to relish constantly and sarcastically shooting down Morrison/Mundo's attempts to get a Lucha Underground title match.match.
* He once denied a [[https://68.media.tumblr.com/ea46c8f198fc0db7a488f7532fe65242/tumblr_o480nuZrXz1rma7mho1_400.gif dog]] a handshake.
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'''Morrison:''' I don't like maple syrup- [[InsaneTrollLogic it reminds me of Canada.]]

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'''Morrison:''' I don't like maple syrup- [[InsaneTrollLogic it reminds me of Canada.]]]]
* His feud with Lucha Underground owner Dario Cueto, particularly during Season 3, as Cueto seems to relish constantly and sarcastically shooting down Morrison/Mundo's attempts to get a Lucha Underground title match.
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** "Hi, I'm John Morrison and...

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** "Hi, "Hello/Hi, I'm John Morrison and...
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...I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\

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...I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Zen Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\
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* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvJI36Yp6A vignette]] from his [=MNM=] days in OVW.

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* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvJI36Yp6A vignette]] from his [=MNM=] days in OVW.OVW.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_knA58HCME His introductions on The Dirt Sheet]] regularly skewed towards the side-splitting in their ridiculousness;
** "Hi, I'm John Morrison and...
-->...I like to squeeze things." ''<clown horn honks twice>''\\
...you can bounce a quarter off my abs." ''<pulls open his shirt and there's a funny ''boing'' noise>''\\
...once after a fifteen-minute conversation I convinced Music/{{Madonna}} to adopt an English accent."\\
...I once spent six months in Nepal chanting with Buddhist monks. ''Ommmmmm-bad-meh-ommmmmmm...'' It's good for your spirit, you should try it sometime."\\
...one time I waited backstage at the Point Theatre in Dublin for three weeks just to give [[Film/LordOfTheDance1997 Michael Flatley]] the surprise beating of his lifetime."\\
...I don't like Canada."\\
'''Wrestling/TheMiz:''' Why?\\
'''Morrison:''' I don't like maple syrup- [[InsaneTrollLogic it reminds me of Canada.]]

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* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpFAMI3odNM&context=C4b9d8dfADvjVQa1PpcFOi7PVIuhxOY3Yca-osieH32dsEESJuNy4= battle rap]] between TripleH, and TheUndertaker, both of whom are played by Morrison. If you know the history of both men then you'll get all of the jokes, but it's still pretty funny even if you don't.

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* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpFAMI3odNM&context=C4b9d8dfADvjVQa1PpcFOi7PVIuhxOY3Yca-osieH32dsEESJuNy4= battle rap]] between TripleH, Wrestling/TripleH, and TheUndertaker, Wrestling/TheUndertaker, both of whom are played by Morrison. If you know the history of both men then you'll get all of the jokes, but it's still pretty funny even if you don't.don't.
* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlvJI36Yp6A vignette]] from his [=MNM=] days in OVW.
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* A [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpFAMI3odNM&context=C4b9d8dfADvjVQa1PpcFOi7PVIuhxOY3Yca-osieH32dsEESJuNy4= battle rap]] between TripleH, and TheUndertaker, both of whom are played by Morrison. If you know the history of both men then you'll get all of the jokes, but it's still pretty funny even if you don't.

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